TheKingOfRhye

@TheKingOfRhye

Every day you turn on the news, something even crazier than yesterday appears on your television, or broadcasts on your radio, or flashes across your computer screen. The dichotomies and insanities keep mounting and multiplying at breakneck speed.

I disagree with that. Maybe I would have said the same kinda thing back when I was in junior high school, which was when I first started to really follow world events and political goings-on and such. But, some 35 years later, I’ve come to realize, it’s not increased crazy shit, it’s just a neverending series of different crazy shit!

Rev. Joel Webbon #racist #fundie

TheConductor #homophobia #pratt

Rina Bogart #crackpot #magick #conspiracy #mammon

We’re only going to charge you $39. For the most powerful frequency known to man - The Mystery School Code.

OK, I’d almost just chalk that up to “people using the word ‘frequency’ to mean whatever the hell they want”, but nooo….you said the most powerful force on Earth is sound, so I assume we’re talking about a frequency of sound. In other words, a pitch, or a note. So ya know, I think if was one particular note that was so powerful, wouldn’t we have found that already? It would be an obvious thing that only the most gullible people would find the need to pay $39 for. (never mind, that’s obviously the market you’re going for!)

Mikey Gilby #dunning-kruger

Get rid of income taxes

That’s literally in the US Constitution. The 16th Amendment. “The Congress shall have power to lay and collect taxes on incomes” yadda yadda. So, like it not, I think income taxes are gonna be around for the foreseeable future.

V8ctir Willis #homophobia

@Conscience #212961

Yeah, I think I thought they were all about being “gay icons” since I knew what that meant! To be fair, songs can be taken up for a movement they weren’t meant for…I’ve heard that “I Want It All” by Queen was used an anti-apartheid song, and even a LGBT anthem, when the songs writer, Brian May (excuse me, Sir Brian May, PhD, lol) meant it more generally.

But still tho….how does anyone look at the Village People and not think “well, that’s gay as fuck”?

Pleiadians via Christine Day #ufo #magick #quack

Laura Wood #racist #conspiracy

If Indians, by the way, will make us “great again,” as Trump has implicitly asserted, why are they eager to leave their own country?

OK, I’ve never heard of Kash Patel before reading this post. But, like him or not, he was born in this country. He’s a US citizen. He can’t go back to his country, this IS his country. Did you forget how that works?

@MaryLynnJones-cl8cj #fundie #crackpot

I’m thinking MaryLynn here is nuttier than a Christmas fruitcake.

various commenters #transphobia

Stormy-Chameleon #fundie #wingnut

@Percy_Jelley #212912

Judging by your level of reasoning, I’m going to guess that you’re still very young (about 12, if we’re being charitable)

Yeah, I actually looked at some of their posts on DeviantArt, and there’s one that says something like “we were in English”….meaning English class, so a high-schooler at most, I’m thinking.

I rlly do need someone to explain in any way how atheism works.

Easy. I don’t believe the existence of a god or gods can be proven. So, bingo, I’m an atheist.

Like, there is no other way to explain life other than there being a creator, we have kind of proven that already.

I personally would disagree with that, but even if so, then what? We gotta decide which “creator” we’re talking about, don’t we? Because, if you don’t, if you don’t define “God”, then what are you even believing in? I’m guessing this person is a Christian, and this is just another case of “you either believe in MY VERSION OF GOD or you’re an atheist!”

WinterDragonGod #wingnut #fundie #dunning-kruger #pratt

Joseph P. Farrell #crackpot #ufo #magick #conspiracy

Mike Adams the Health Ranger #wingnut #conspiracy #mammon

Eric Hovind #fundie

I don’t understand how any of those things are supposed to be a proof of the existence of a god or gods, much less proof of the existence of the God of the Bible. Those are two very different things! (which is a point people like this seem to either ignore or don’t understand)

OK, I guess I see where he’s going with #3 and #4, but are those even “laws”? As far as I’ve seen, only creationists talk about anything like a “law of information”…and it never made a lick of sense to me. And the “law of biogenesis”? Well, that’s kinda disputed, ain’t it?

Kevin DeAnna, Amy Wax, Richard Marksbury, Jared Taylor, Martin Sellner and Guido Taietti #racist #conspiracy

with classic Americana and American traditions belonging “unique[ly]” to white people.

That’s a bunch of sheer horseshit right there. I’d defy anyone to find a “classic American tradition” that is “unique to white people.” OK, for one example…baseball is one of the things that’s thought of as “Americana”, right? Well, ya know, there was a thing called the “Negro Leagues” for a quite a while (now considered “major league” btw), not to mention that it quickly became quite popular in Japan and Latin America.

Eric Hovind #conspiracy #fundie

It distorts reality by conflating observable microevolution with the unproven theory of macroevolution

Believing in “microevolution” but not “macroevolution” is kinda like if I said, I can walk a mile down the street to work every day, but no matter how long I kept walking, I’d never reach the next state.

Steven Scherer/James Rink #ufo #magick #conspiracy

Andrew Anglin #pratt #dunning-kruger #transphobia

Trans supporters have never explained how souls are getting trapped in the wrong bodies.

Well, as an atheist, that’s something I would never find the need to “explain,” because I don’t believe in the existence of “souls” other than as an abstract concept.

John C. Wright #racist

<@C.A.Collins> #212622

Or, ya know, ask my mother, who grew up as white kid in a mostly black neighborhood in Ann Arbor, Michigan in the ’60s! I’ve heard plenty of stories, to say there was some racial tension going around would be an understatement.

Of course though, note that the two examples of possible racism he brings up are anti-White/pro-Black. I guess if it was the other way around, it doesn’t count??

Jesse Lee Peterson #crackpot #dunning-kruger

Sometimes, the jokes just write themselves!

Patricia Cota-Robles #magick #ufo

@Conscience #212450

Probably. If someone’s trying it more than once, that probably means it has worked. As P.T. Barnum is alleged to have said, “there’s a sucker born every minute.”

Doug Duff #wingnut #crackpot #mammon #conspiracy

Yes, the talk of stopping the Child T*********g

Huh? Maybe that’s a thing on the site that was posted on, but even then, it seems kinda weird….you can’t say “child trafficking”? Seems like a weird thing to have censored. I work at a truck stop, one of the training videos I’ve had to watch was on how to recognize and deal with signs of human trafficking. (one piece of training I’ve never had to use yet, and hope I never have to)

Medeea Greere #crackpot #wingnut #magick #mammon #conspiracy #elitist

Hmm, OK….If “tier 4B” is the “Awakened Ones” who are apparently the elite who know what’s REALLY going on…that would imply we’ve got a quite a few tiers left that aren’t being mentioned. What those are, I don’t know if I wanna know….

Is “Tier 2B” composed of people who use common pencils? Or second basemen? Or people who know Shakespeare? (2B or not 2B?)

Eric Hovind #fundie

Just to add to my last comment…ya know, the Chinese have a lunar calendar, don’t they? Chinese New Year is on a different date on our Gregorian calendar every year. (apparently, we’re in the “year of the Dragon” now, which I gotta say, sounds awesome!) And then of course, there’s the whole thing about the Julian vs the Gregorian calendars, and how it caused a big ol stink when Great Britain adopted the Gregorian one in 1752 and thereby had to skip 11 days! If you think the twice-a-year clock change because of Daylight Savings Time is weird, just imagine waking up and you’re suddenly in the middle of next week, lol.

If a calendar based on the sun and moon is so perfect, than tell me why Easter (the date of which is based on the moon) falls on a different date every year on the (solar) Gregorian calendar…

Rev. Joel Webbon #fundie #racist #psycho

I'm not just trying to be unhinged.

It just comes naturally to you, you don’t have to try?

That's the Bible's model

So what? We don’t go by “the Bible’s model” for many things in the country, despite how much you probably would like that.

Simp Neelix #wingnut

@Malingspann #212205

Did he boo the scene where 1955 George McFly knocks out 1955 Biff?

It wouldn’t surprise me.

Sargon's wife's son #homophobia

@Citizen_Justin #212052

OK, that makes more sense. Punctuation is important, ya know….like there’s a difference between “Let’s eat, Grandma!” and “Let’s eat Grandma!”

Judge Anna Von Reitz #wingnut #crackpot #conspiracy

Third, all federal government employees function as foreign "persons" who "reside" here for an undetermined amount of time under the provisions of The Residence Act.

I can only assume they’re talking about the Residence Act of 1790?? Which basically just declared that what would come to be known as “Washington, D.C.” would be the new capitol of the US. How the fuck you would get that “federal government employees function as foreign persons” out of that, I have no damn idea.

Satchidanand #magick #crackpot #homophobia #transphobia #god-complex

Idea for a drinking game (if you want to die of alcohol poisoning): Take a shot every time they say “Satanic”

Also, tho… “Satanic Dark Gods”? Uh, wouldn’t that just be….Satan?

Simp Neelix #wingnut

He served as a bulwark against degenerate antisocial behaviors and enforced normality

How the fuck is “enforced normality” a good thing in any way?? Sounds pretty damn boring, if you ask me.

Also, since Back to The Future is one of my favorite movie series (serieses?) of all time, I gotta say, if you watched that and thought BIFF was the “good guy”…that’s what I’d call “comically missing the point”!

Joel Webbon #crackpot #fundie #homophobia #racist #sexist #wingnut

I’m not being called any of those things, because I’m a normal decent human person.

Geoffrey Grider #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy

Missing from the new release were any and all images of a Jaguar car. Interesting choice. So what are they selling? Good question.

So, you forgot or weren’t around yet for those “Infiniti” commercials, I think it was in the early 90s or late 80s even, that famously had nothing about a car in them? (Infiniti being Nissan’s luxury car brand, which still exists today)

Vox Day #conspiracy #pratt #ableist #fundie

autism severs Man’s sense of the spiritual, thereby causing atheism

So, iron chariots and autism are the two things God can’t stop? lol

@Malingspann #212109

“rapid onset” autism
That’s no more real than “rapid onset” gender dysphoria, isn’t it?

I think the only thing we’re seeing a “rapid onset” of here is a rapid onset of BULLSHIT.

The Rev. Steven Roland #fundie #homophobia #transphobia

All in all, this is a series that … is inappropriate for youth despite being rated “TV-14” on the various releases of this series.

Lesbian harem anime with BDSM elements? I gotta say, I didn’t know such things existed when I was 14, but I would have totally watched the HELL out of that, lol.

JP/Dr. Michael Salla #ufo #magick #wingnut #quack #conspiracy

I didn’t ask the question “what if Seven of Nine from Star Trek was a guy” but I have found the answer.

I’m almost expecting a Patreon link….pay $5 a month for the NSFW version, lol.

Marshall Masters #crackpot #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy

Idaho, which, by the way, is the only state in the union that explicitly outlaws cannibalism in its legislation.

Is that really a thing that needs to be outlawed? I mean, I think existing laws everywhere already make that illegal. Or at least, it’s illegal to kill someone for that, or any other reason. Not that I know what the fuck that has to do with anything else this guy was talking about!

7healingwitchess #magick #ufo #mammon

originating from the planet Lyra

The “planet Lyra” that somehow happens to share the same name of a constellation? Or did someone get confused about what planets and constellations are?

Sargon's wife's son #homophobia

Holy run-on sentence, Batman!

Also, I think he doesn’t understand what “treating with kid gloves” means.

I_dont_know2030 #racist #wingnut

Stick with your own people

Yeah, OK, I’ll do that…but I consider “my own people” to be those who share the same beliefs as me, which includes not being racist.

Avi Rachlin #conspiracy #crackpot #racist #wingnut

“This is legislation that targets white people. It is racial because the people who carry in the capital are primarily white. People who have CPLs [concealed pistol license] are primarily white, and this is retaliation for the only demographic that overwhelmingly voted to support Donald Trump. And that is why it is being taken out on us because you don’t like us,” Rachlin said.

I wonder if that’s actually true, or he was just saying so. I have a cousin who’s of mixed race who carries, he’s a corrections officer in the Detroit area actually. (and for what it’s worth, not a guy you’d wanna fuck with even if he didn’t have a gun on him, lol)

Jillian Becker #crackpot #forced-birth #transphobia #wingnut

Wars will stop. Terrorism will be ended.

OK…whether you’re a Republican or a Democrat, right-wing or left-wing, capitalist, socialist, communist, anarchist, libertarian, breatharian, Rastafarian, octogenarian, Caesarean, Maid Marion, or whatever…if you really believe that’s gonna happen because of who the President of the United States is? Then I got some oceanfront property in Arizona for you that would be a really good deal. Or as Gorilla Monsoon (RIP) would say… “highly unlikely!”

Catherine Viel #wingnut #crackpot #mammon #conspiracy

Parents With Inconvenient Truths about Trans #transphobia

Since gender identity is fixed by the age of three

Nobody actually says that. Or, if they do, they don’t know what the hell they’re talking about.