“Once, me, and 3 of my friends were in line for this water rapids ride at Froniter City, and we were talking about God and we were telling of of our athiest friends how the earth was formed,”
In line for a ride at an amusement park.
Yeah, that’s believable.
Weren’t talking about what to ride next, or what was good/bad about the previous ride…
And why is an atheist ‘friend’ hanging out with you to get this sermon?
"The earth was fromed from a mixture of gases and rocks."
So, your atheist friend didn’t protest, but a complete stranger did. And badly. Yeah, that’s the theory. Gasses and rocks formed the Earth. Uh huh.
Hope you don’t write scripts for a living….
"One of my friends, hes a Chirstian, said, " You know, I but God's going to make you get ao wet you wont be able to walk."
REALLY went out on a limb, there, huh? Thinking a guy’s going to get wet… On a water ride… Nothing like ‘you won’t get a single drop on you,’ which would definitely be a stunning prediction if it came true. God could just phone this one in.
"Yeah I know that was rude of him,”
Kinda meaningless, really.
Christains are ALL THE FUCKING TIME telling me i’ll regret disagreeing with them or ignoring their warnings. And I’ve yet to see it come true.
“But, we looked back”
Back. You looked BACK.
You said the kid was infront of you. He’d have been disembarking his raft before you got to the end.
Seriously, get a beta reader for your apologist fanfics.
" and his glasses were so wet, I thought they coullda rusted right there.”
You think glass rusts? s.