* is prochoice to avoid being a reasonable parent
Personally, I'd keep any kid I have unless they have a really bad medical condition. I really hope to be a good parent once I do have kids. I'm pro-choice because I think women are capable of deciding things for themselves and don't see how it's any of my buainnes to be involved.
* wants to be babied by a mommy state
Wanting a safety net for people who are poor or who fall on hard times is not wanting a mommy state. And to be completely honest, I'm probably fairly conservative on this issue. I'm not all that supportive of wiping out student debt for example.
* is anti-whatever because SNL made some “jokes” about it
I don't watch SNL. And atheists can see when something is a joke and reason out why they're against it.
* in denial about the current fall of society
Very few people are in denial about this. What they consider the problem(s) varies from person to person. We're pretty good about admitting our country is shitty.