KeithInc.

@KeithInc.

GetOutOfMyYard #fundie

“" I don't have time for people who believe such nonsense,”
Really? But why is My sexuality any of YOUR business? Whether i want to fuck men, women, transgendered dwarf trapeze artists or amputees, as long as it’s among concenting adults, what business is it of yours?
If my stance (none of my concern as long as they take no for an answers) isn’t reason, then what’s your totally non-emotional stance, and how did you derive it?

“and I will not tolerate being called an idiot by them.”
Oh, yes? Sounds idiotic to me. How are you idiots going to stop such name-calling (or as some put it, a definition of character)? And _I_ am the idiot? Fuck off, imbecile.

evolved #fundie

“If evolution is true—who cares who’s fault it is?”
We do?

“Darwinianism says might makes right—survival of the strongest and fittest. We teach our kids that from pre-school and up.”
Ever see the movie, 2001? it starts off with a tribe of ape-creatures being denied access to the watering hole by bigger, meaner ape-creatures.
The secret to survival, here, was the use of tools, not physical brawn. Evolution says ‘fittest,’ and besides tools, cooperation is the other way we ensure the species survives.

“If God doesn’t exist—then anyone can do anything—as long as they are either stronger, smarter, or luckier than their opponents.”
But evolution being right doesn’t mean god isn’t real, dipshit.
And it’s within the boundaries of evolution that we invented morals to ensure our cooperation and survival.

“So the evolutionist can’t argue for justice outside of each person’s evolved mindset.”
Yes, we can.

“Then you would be saying they evolved WRONGLY.”
Nope.

“And since evolution is purely chance”
Wrong again.

“then evolutionist have no reason to say a man can’t rape a woman.”
come back to the argument after you understand what evolution actually IS and ISN’T, we’ll talk.

George H. Birkett #fundie

“I find nothing about Atheism that is positive.”
I find nothing positive about parasites, but they’re still a fact of the univerese.

“Virtually all arguments for Atheism are negative.”
And this is a problem because….?

“By example: "God isn't." "God isn't logical." I personally find such arguments weak.”
Then you could prove God to be logical?

“I suggest that you change the terms”
And I’m asking you for how to identify myself in the community you’re not part of ….why?

"to be defined to "Assertive Atheism" and "Passive Atheism."”
I still find Hell offensive but at least there’s a Bleever who approves of my terms.

“Then we will be free to judge the various individual Atheist arguments as either strong or weak.”
I could give a fuck if it’s strong or weak in your view.

Christian Clingman #fundie

“Evolutionists assume that adding energy (open system)”
No, that would be physicists.

“will overcome the 2nd law of thermodynamics.”
The law that only fucking APPLIES to closed systems? Yeah, if it’s not a closed system, the 2LoT isn’t a concern.

"But the fact of the matter is, is that this is not true.”
You use ‘fact’ in a funny way.

“The Japanese added lots of energy to Pearl Harbor in 1941, and did not organize any thing.”
So, you don’t have ANY idea what you’re talking about.

If 2LoT applies to biology on this planet, seeds would not become trees, and eggs would not become physics professors.

Sethola #fundie

If witches were real, the first thing _I_ would ask Lucifer (or Hecate) for is protection from witch hunts.
So I can’t believe that the hunts actually burned, hung, or buried any actual witches. Eihehr they’re not real, or they’d be too canny to get caught. So everyone that died was innocent, but weak, and in the way. Little old ladies living on land the prosecutor wanted, like as not.
So all you’d really accomplish is what ICE is doing right now. Attacking anyone that you think needs to be removed. Not justice.

Murfdigidy #fundie

“Why are Atheists copping out?
I dont get it, you people take the complete easy way.”
Not even close.
The EASY way is to sit there in the pew and hold your questions. Attend the minimum number of church events, donate the minimum tithes, sing along with the hymns, never making waves.

Getting up and asking for excommunication is not the easy way.

“That is so laughable,”
I’m a class clown. Laff away, godboy.

“and very very arrogant..”
You’re the one telling ME what I think.

“.we atheists have nothing to prove? Haha that is hilarious, who the heck r u.”
Um, i’m the guy that finds YOUR beliefs to not be compelling.
Not trying to compel you to disavow your skybeast, though.

“ You have just as much to prove as anyother human that lives and breathes on this earth.”
I don’t see it that way. But then, I Am an atheist.
And you’re not.

“That is BY FAR THE BIGGEST AND EASIEST COP OUT I have ever heard.”
Never met an incel, have you?

"I dont believe God exists so therefore I have nothing to prove.”
No, no, sweetie. i don’t believe ANY gods exist so i’m an atheist.
I’m not trying to convert anyone SO therefore i have nothing to prove.
Do try to keep up.

“Yeah you do! Your existance, this reality, universe, cosmos, etc.”
Except i’m willing to accept ‘we don’t know’ as a reply.

“You claim energy is just transfered,”
That’s not atheism.

“okay so energy just always existed...hmmm so no big bang then"
That’s not atheism, and it’s not what the Big Bang says. You’re just listing what sciences offend your delicate sensibilities.

“You have just as much to prove as anyone else, or are you still arrgant”
It’s not ‘arrgant’ to say ‘I don’t know,’ though.

RM #fundie

“Why do science spend so much money in trying to deny the existence of God?”
They don’t. Science cannot prove or disprove magic.
What you’re butthurt abuot is that science doesn’t uphold a literal reading of the Bible. Because it also cannot do that.

“Spending so much money to find out if life ever existed in other planets.”
Has nothing to do with disproving gods.

“I think (and this is only my opinion) that instead of spending billions of dollars on this... why not spend $10 on a Bible.”
Because science cannot use magic.

“Study it and find the answers to all of your questions concerning evolution and creation.”
No, bubbles. we’re talking science not “just so” stories.

" See, the Bible is the oldest book on the face of the earth”
No, it’s really not.

DDFF232 #fundie

“Anyone hear of that jumping fish that turned into a bird..”
Sounds like Ray Comfort evolution. Which means it’s bullshit.

“How about that horse that became a camel”
Again, stop listening to creationists pretending to understand evolution.

“oh yeah not forgetting that monkey that turned into a man.”
okay, THAT one i remember. Fred. Fred was cool.

“Evolution my left ball grow up losers!”
Keep your balls, you need something where they require brains.

Wagiecel #transphobia

"However they were common in big empires (… Middle East…)”
The Empire Middle East?
Real history scholar here.

“In the palace, everyone sees them as sleazy opportunists who were only there coz they were willing to castrate themselves”
Don’t project your feelings onto an entire civilization. Most Eunuchs were ‘fixed’ before puberty. Wasn’t really their choice.

Sean Hannity #wingnut #conspiracy

Reminds me of a chemistry presentation in High School. Th eintroduction included, “Now, we’ll be working with stuff that CAN be explosive and/or flammable. So, if it looks like the stuff on stage is out of control, I need you to sit perfectly still for 43 seconds. That’s how long it takes me to get to the fire exit. After that you’re on your own.”

This is ‘please remain seated until the People In Charge have evacuated the premises.”

Adigun Forest #sexist #psycho

“So he's wrong for forcing sex on her,”
Yes, it’s assault, I believe. He’s wrong and should be punished for the crime.

“but she isn't wrong for forcing child support/alimony on him?”
No. If i burn down someone’s farm, i go to jail for arson. I am also oblighed to pay civil damages for any money the lost for the crops i damaged.
He has created a financial burden for her, he is on the hook for his responsibility for that burden.

"Rape is rape.”
Yes.
“Slavery is slavery.”
Such a big, manly adult, to say that the consequences for committing a crime is just like slavery.
Dude, it’s not like SHE raped HIM to get child and child support.

"I don't feel bad for that woman.”
You should get a t-shirt. “I’m the reason they choose the bear.” Big laughs from your cohorts, i promise you.

David J. Stewart #fundie

“No husband should trust his wife to be alone with the opposite sex, and vise versa. This is good sense.”
Why marry someone if you don’t trust her?
WE married while i was making patrols out of Scotland.
We’ve been in different time zones for up to five months. I didn’t cheat on her, she didn’t cheat on me.
And our marriage has lasted.
It’s pretty clear to me why yours did not.

jerbear #fundie

Gottservant #fundie

“Evolving is a sin.”
And exactly how do you decide who’s going to hell for that sin? Me, as a kid, for inheritying genes with mutations? Or maybe Me, as a parent, for not sifting through all my sperm for reprobate sperm?

“God made you with love and created you to be completely unique”
Oh, what a peeve. There’s no such thing as ‘partially’ unique. Unique is binary in most applications. A superlative is just a fucking STUPID addition!

"different in a way that no one else is.”
Yes. That’s what mutations DO, make us unique.

“To attempt to change that is to go against God's desire for you to be the best that you can be for His sake.”
Not sure why you think this is an act of volition.

“Only someone who hates God, desires His creation to be changed so that there is no longer any reference to Him or His intentions.”
You probably have 30 to 50 mutations in your DNA. Most are meaningless. Some will be passed on. You fucking hellbent biology unit, you!

“If you fear God, do not evolve.”
It’s literally too late, once the egg and sperm are united.

“God provided a way for us to be saved from our sins, even the sinful desire to evolve, by sending His Son to die for us on the cross.”
OH! So it’s not Hallelujah. It’s Alleles Oooh, Yeah.
Got it.

“If we accept His sacrifice, we give up trying to evolve that we reflect God the way His Son reflected God, by reflecting His Son.”
This would also mean not curing genetic conditions, you know. Or treating genetic predisposition to something. Or any surgery on preborn or newborns. Just leave ’em out for the jackals. If God made ’em terminal, who are we to spend time or effort saving their lives….
You’re a sick fuck even atop your incredible ignorance.

"A reflection is something that exists regardless of changes that go on around it.”
That’s not true. If i stand before a mirror and take my shirt off, so does my reflection. If i evolve in front of the mirror, so does my reflection.
Have you never seen a mirror?

“When we go without evolving and God Himself (who does not evolve) does not evolve, we have known God.”
I hate to break it to you, but i’ve been eschewing evolving for 63 years and nine months, and i haven’t known any gods.

KatistheSea3/Q the Storm Rider #wingnut #crackpot #conspiracy

“WE NEED GREENLAND for National & International Security.”
For national security, we can build an air base anywhere we need to in Greenland any time we want.
Trump has made it quite clear he doesn’t give a rat’s about international security. Pull the other one.

"THE WORLD NEEDS US TO HAVE GREENLAND including Denmark.”
Why? What do we NOT have for national security that’s in Greenland?

“If you look at the ships outside of Greenland,
China, Russia — WE HAVE TO BE THERE”
Iceland would make more sense for strategic use, as it’s right in the middle of Russia’s access to the Atlantic.

“Yesterday POTUS posted a video about the WW2 bond between
U.S. & Greenland”
You mean we’re an ally to Greenland? And Denmark? So now we’re going to pirate their property? As a concerned ally?

"a gigantic MIL force that can’t ever be threatened again on Earth.”
Will Mexico pay for this force, too?

“This is really important what Trump is doing.”
It’s really damaging what he’s doing.

Caamib #sexist

“Women didn't want you because you respect them”
Hmmm. Every time i’ve had a date and/or touched boobs it was because i respected the women and they responded positively.

Weird.

“and you didn't want to rape because you know nothing about women”
Married since 1987. Committed to my wife since 1985. Pretty sure if i tried to rape her, she’d take my dick with her when she left.

“If you knew anything about women you'd know that you caused them more suffering by just existing like that and not raping them.”
And aren’t you the bluebird of toxic masculinity.

McSneaks #sexist #fundie #psycho

“Imagine publicly telling the world you were "emotionally abused" by a woman”
Yes, i can imagine that. I don’t imagine i care all tha tmuch about your estimation of my manliness.

“god literally invented the counter for that a thousand years ago it's called domestic violence”
Imagine publicly telling the world you beat up a woman because she started talking shit.

“what a pussy.”
You’re the reason women choose the bear.

“how do you sit around watching these gay edgelord videos all day but still be capable of having your emotions diddled with by some land whale lmao.”
Well, obviously YOUR emotions are centered on, and about as deep as, your dick. I’ve been married for 40 years, what’s your longest lasting relationship so far?

Albion #fundie

“Prove to me that Iceland exists. You CAN use the Bible if you wish.”
The history of the Bible makes me doubt its usefulness as evidence.
Is there some reason you feel you can doubt the accuracy of the atlas? Television? Icelanders? Greenlanders? Military pilots stationed there?

solomon #fundie

RCQ_92130 #fundie

“Head directly to the local hospital and spend a few moments at the big glass window of the maternity ward. you will instantly see there are no "gay" …babies.”
I just need to point out that i have never met a straight man with such perfect gaydar.

“ ALL humans are born normal.”
The rate of gays among humans is pretty consistent. Gay is normal.
And even aside from that, no, they’re not all born normal.
Just when my kids were in the NICU, they had a baby born wihtout a brain. And one with her heart outside of her rib cage/skin. And one stillborn.

No one is casting supernatural protection over the newborns.
Just like the rest of us…

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #wingnut

@shy #221084
I don’t think WAR is thinking of the future. What he really wishes for is for Trump to validate everything Rootie has said Since the Obama inauguration. Which is the only way Wayne HIMSELF can be validated. Meaning it wasn’t a waste of sixteen years that he might have, i dunno, written a novel? Built a house? Learned to speak Russian?

RogerJenkins178 #racist

“No joke”
I promise not to laugh.

“if you are a grown-ass man playing cartoon video games,”
I’m 63 (or so…). I play Lemmings. And Roller Coaster Tycoon.

"you need to be gassed.”
HA! Oh, shit, i promised. But, “Grown-ass” and “gassed”? I saw what you did there.

“This is why the white race is going extinct.”
I have three sons. Oh, wait, they’re interracial.
So, _I_ am the reason you fuckers are going extinct?
I can live with that.

Rep. Joe Wilson #wingnut #dunning-kruger

“ perpetual victimhood,”
That’s Trump.
NO President has ever been so mistreated!
NO one has ever seen anything like what they’re doing to me!
I should get a third term, they treated me so badly on the first!
And so on…
He even imagined that Carter died JUST to have flags at half-mast for Trump’s inauguration.

Matt #fundie

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #wingnut

Why would Trump spend time or money on 2020? He’s in power, now. He can just SAY it was stolen, and claim it allows him a third or fourth term. Cause reasons.
And start his revenge tour.

Don Brown #fundie

“With anti-Christian bigotry running rampant in America, our freedoms are under unprecedented assault. God has been ejected from our schools.”
No, He has not. You just aren’t allowed to force worship of Him. You can still carry a bible and pray before every test.

“Manger scenes are removed from the public square.”
That’s your doing. YOU can either have EVERY winter festival display that anyone wants to put up, or none. Not just yours.

“The Ten Commandments are ordered off courthouse walls.”
Odd how the courts need to obey the constitution, huh?

“Christian military chaplains cannot pray in Jesus’ name.”
That’s a flat out lie, that’s what they’re THERE for.
Unless it’s a prayer for an entire unit? Some of whom will be Christain, and some Jewish, and one or two Muslim, a few Non-Preferred…Then it would just be impolite to pray to Jesus over the whole crew.

“Liberal judges and activists falsely claim that the Constitution prohibits mention of Jesus on the public square.”
Go back to school and look up the Supreme Court’s purpose. Their decisions add to the Constitution’s contents. So, saying ‘the SCOTUS ruled’ is equal to ‘The COTUS says.’

So, all your premises are lies or grossly exaggerated. Bugger off with your falsehoods.

Rescuer (Jay Bartlett) #fundie

“I received this morning an email containing this message: DON'T EVER MESS WITH US AGAIN, OUR COVEN AGAIN!!!”
Every Wiccan I’ve Ever KNOWN is better at English than this.

“This was sent from Tina's coven that sadly has recaptured her again.
RE-captured AGAIN, huh?

“They also sent a picture of a couple members of the cult & of Tina, she looked like she had been tortured.”
How do you tell by looks that she was tortured? I mean, it’s Wiccans. They don’t DO torture, it’s against the Rede.
Maybe she was just hung over?
If she’s kidnapped, and you have the faces of some of the kidnappers, why not call the cops?

“Just a few weeks ago, Tina found herself in a different state, in a car that California tags on it, with blood splattered inside (we discovered it was probably from a dog she obtained from the Dallas County Humane Society).”
How would you discover that? Did the cops test it? How’d you get access to the car?
I’ve read better fanfiction by twelve-year-olds.

“A part of Tina gave me information where she was located at but as soon as we got to her location, to rescue her, she had vanished! But we now know she back in her home state with the satanic cult.”
Odd how the English in the Coven’s ‘threat’ is as bad as yours, and in the same way.
What the fuck is ‘a part of Tina’? Her hand? Hair? Is she suffering multiple personality disorder?

Barack Obozo #fundie

“Just a couple of points:

1. The word “gay” itself…there’s another dictionary definition for “gay” and that’s “licentious.””
Imagine that. They were not legally allowed to marry, so they describe all of their relationships, no matter how committed, as lacking legal status. Huh. That’s not as revealing as you might think.

“2. Medical research is a zero sum game.”
Except it’s not. ‘Normal’ people have died of AIDS AND benefited from the research to cure or at least prevent the spread. Also, mighty few medical treatments have ZERO applications outside of the initial research.

“3. The American people have basically decided that cigarette smoking isn’t worth the cost in terms of medical expenses and abbreviated lives, so the behavior is discouraged.”
But we still research lung cancer, which negates your point 2 entirely.

"But far more is spent on HIV/AIDS than on lung cancer,”
Gonna need to see a citation on that one.

“In fact, one could make a case that this cult is the de facto US national religion.”
Only if one uses the least appropriate definition of religion, for the purpose of your agenda rather than seeking any sort of truth.

“4. Our Founders created a nation with laws that were indistinguishable from God’s commands.”
Please indicate which scripture supports Freedom of Religion?
And Freedom of Speech?
And further, where would Madison Avenue be if we legislated ’Don’t Covet Thy Neighbor’s Ass’?
Finally, there are several places in the Bible that say NOT to add to the holy word of Scripture. The Constitution was created with the Amendment process and the Supreme Court, both of which add to the content of the Constitution.
So…..no. Not even close.

"They did this, this striving for obedience to God, so that the nation would receive God’s blessings.”
Most of them were Deists. You’re talking out your ass.

jcrawford #fundie

“I'm classifying myself and others like me as Neanderthal descendents rather than Homo sapiens,”
Okay.
I mean, I believe that such a decision is your right.
Just hope you were consistent when the issue of transgendered people came up.

Steven L Anderson #sexist #wingnut

Robert Heinlein did a stint in the Army. He was appalled to figure out that the people most likely to be shot at in a war had the least power to maybe find an alternative.
Congressmen weren’t going to a battle zone, their kids were either going to duck the draft or get a job as an admiral’s aide (way out of the war zone). In Starship Troopers, he created a civilization that only allowed veterans to serve in the government, as people that had seen the costs and horrors of war and would ideally be opposed to sending faceless ranks off to their deaths.
When Paul Verhoeven made the movie, he interpreted this government as fascist. But even in Verhoeven’s nightmares, they weren’t as fascist as you, OP.

Darkmage #fundie

“Since when are diests not a subset of Christians?”
Since the day that Jefferson edited the bible and took out all the unbelievable bullshit magic.

“I consider myself both a Christian and a Diest,”
Then you’re a fucking idiot. I consider myself a military veteran but I can at least spell it.

"though I have a fairly unique set of beliefs.”
OH! New Age! Why didn’t you say so?! Picking from all the human beliefs and formal religions as one big buffet. I knew a guy who considered himself a Catholic and a Wizard. Like, spellcasting, not Klan. And a Muslim who didn’t eat ‘PORK’ but felt that ‘bacon’ was okay.

"I don't see why the belief that God designed the world for us to try to understand excludes the belief in Jesus as savior.”
Then, what, you picked ‘Deist’ out of a hat?
I suspect you’re more of an Old Earth creationist than a Deist.

NephilimFree #fundie

“Sure! Evolutionism is the only religion in the world which operates on BLIND faith.”
Aside from the evidences that keep piling up, AND excepting that it’s not a fucking religion. But other than that, yeah.

“There is not one shred of evidence for it.”
You’ve reviewed all the papers on it and found errors in their methodology, then?
Or just dismissed it because of what you think the consequences are?

“Since science has disproven ever assertion ever put forth by any evo scientist,”
EVERY assertion, huh? You have a list, somewhere? They’ve paged through everything since Darwin published and found errors? Every single paper, huh?
I have the doubt…

“believing it is so unsupportable, so faith-based, that it is religious.”
So that’s what makes a religion? SCIENCE saying it’s not possible? I don’t remember that in the definition.

“Evolutionists worship nothing as something.”
You know, the Bible says in a couple of places that lies are an abomination to God, right?

“So you see, evolutionism is a religious fantasy.”
You’re just restated your premise and pretended it’s a supported conclusion.

“There is NO evidence for it at all.”
Feel free to show the efforts made to support THIS statement.

“It is speculation and conjecture presented as factual with no evidence whatsoever.”
So, just name-calling and repeating yourself, huh?

“That makes it non-science.”
Over and over and over…

“It is in fact the grandest lie ever perpetrated on the world, and it is dying off rather quickly.”
Oh. So, not a lie. Just your fantasy world science-fanfic. You should label these things or people will just think that you’re lying your ass off.

“There will not be another 50 years of teaching it in the world. It's days are numbered now”
Is that how the story ends? I mean, do you actually write out how the various sciences die off or just leave with this prediction?
Because theories don’t go away unless a better theory is presented. And Creationism fucking is not it.

ChadMann #fundie

“GodTube is a necessity!”
Like the guy marketing ‘Christain Salt’ as an alternative to Kosher? It’s not a necessity, it’s an ego boost for you.

“There needs to be Christian alternatives to every facet of life! The lost need to see the difference made by the Holy Spirit in our lives, so that they may discern what it is they are missing...”
But just about every effort by Conservatives or Christains to reproduce Wikipedia, Youtube, Rock music, evolution, Comic Books, Superheroes, action figures, toy sets…. They all SUCK!
Seriously, you’re competing agaisnt entertainment by trying to send a clear message. No one on the fence or on the other side of the fence is interested.
I certainly don’t feel i’m missing anything from what i’ve seen of the ‘holy spook’s’ impact on your lives.

“If there is no difference, then why does it even matter?
Just pat yourself on the back for knowing that you’re going to Paradise, and shut the fuck up.

“!#^ is assuming that we(Christians)need to be like everyone else.”
If you mean to reach anyone outside your circle, yes, you do.

“Christ came and gave His life so that we may be set apart & His Father lifted up! My gratitude goes out to Him and GodTube for making the difference!!!”
Then live a life that actually reflects well on both of them. Not one that proves you’re shitty people pretending to be forgiven.

Carico #fundie

“he atheist religion indeed rules...in hell.”
How could that be? I mean, aside from the fact it’s not a religion…

Pretty sure everyone in Hell is aware that God is real and the Bible was right… No atheist is going to get a lot of traction pushing rationalism in the face of that.
It’s like being an atheist on Discworld, where the gods are known to show up and throw rocks and atheists’ houses.

mylynn123093 #fundie

“wrong. scientists haven't proved it. they cant.”
Not sure what you’re basing this on…

“first of all the bible isnt just some "story" its history.”
Anonymous books are not acceptable as history, though.
Books attributed to a certain writer are not enough.

“if you take a second and read it you might realize this.”
Read it. Wasn’t impressed.

“and god didnt write the bible his apostles did”
Man you have a lot to learn about your favorite book.

“and heres one more thing, if evolution is real, then why isnt it still happening?”
It is. You just don’t know what to look for.

“why aren't scientists finding bones of apes/people in the transformation?”
They do. But people like you scream, ’That’s not evolution!’ because you’re ignorant as fuck.

“and why dont we have little "ape people" running around now?”
We do. We’re all apes. Some of us are little.

“if it was real it would still be happening.”
It is. So it’s real.

“it wouldnt of”
Have.
“just stopped.”
It didn’t.

“so...if you still believe in evolution then e-mail me and i can further explain to u why its IMPOSSIBLE for evolution to b real.”
You don’t know what evolution IS in the first place. Your arguments are not going to even apply to evolutionary theory.

The Christian Player #fundie

“13 – 25 Peak Female Years
A female attains her sexual market peak”
None of this shit made any sense to me until i realized what the Sexual Market is.
It’s not what men are looking for in a partner.
It’s what men hope other men are jealous of. To the incel, the Sexual Market Value of woman X is how many men will be jealous of YOU for having X on your arm when you go out.
Nothing about how she actually performs in bed, neither experienced nor virginal, not how many strong sons she will give you to lead the tribe. Nope.
Just decorative. Will the other incels, normies, and Chads think you have superpowers to have attracted her. She’s not for marrying or buying presents for, or shopping for a couch with.
She’s effectively stuffed and mounted on your mantel, showing that YOU won.

Rom831 #fundie

“…its still science because it seems to fit what we can test. Sorry, Not buying it.”
It’s still science because you’re not using the actual definition of science. Where’d you get that, from a creationist website? Don’t trust them.

Fasfea #fundie

“Why dont atheists use the 'it is not a choice' argument to defend murderers like they do homosexuaIs?”
Murderers pose a threat to society. Gays do not.

“Murderers have warrior genes”
Does that include women who commit murder?

“and higher levels of testosterone”
Citation needed.

“making them much more violent.”
Well, they have the same genes as the rest of fucking society, and we’re not all out there taking lives illegally.

“They didn't make that choice, though.”
That would be up to his or her defense counsel to prove that they were totally UNABLE to resist the murder. That does show up from time to time. Tends to be an insanity defense.

Tiszta #fundie

Then YOU should be able to copy-paste the resolution of every contradiction without having to attack the critic personally, no?

But we seldom get that. Mostly we get ‘Oh, you took that out of context’ without ever showing the context that makes it NOT a contradiction.

Supernova #fundie

“If you made something, for example a chair, would you allow the chair to question you why you created it, and why you sit on it, coz it tells you he doesnt enjoy being sat on.”
If something has enough intellect to discuss preferences, I’d treat it as a person, whether i made it or not.

“The chair is like you, the maker is God.”
No. Not even as a metaphor. If i’m the chair, i’m surrounded by other chairs that TELL me there’s a maker, but don’t offer any reasonable evidence for it.

“If the chair you made cant be used, what will you do with it?”
Find out what it wants and see if we can get that for it. Maybe it wants to be in a girl’s school, or a chair for a teacher? Maybe it wants to be THE chair for the Drag Queen Story Hour?

"You throw it right.”
No. This thing has a self-image and expresses itself. I’d have to be a fucking monster to throw it out.

“or burn it, to at least give heat.”
Jesus FUCK, no i don’t want to hear it screaming about ‘not want NOT WANT!” just to stay warm.
Holy CHRIST you’re a sadistic fuck!

“so be thankful God doesnt throw you yet, because He loves His' creations and gives them time to realise their purpose, which is to love and serve Him.”
Why would i be thankful that he made me and hid his purpose for me?
If i made a chair and it asked, I’d tell it why i made it, why i sit on it, why i expect it to serve, the instant it asks. I wouldn’ thide from it.

AV1611VET #fundie

“I base it on four propositions:

1. The universe hasn't been around long enough for evolution to work.”
That’s a piss-poor excuse. The evidence FOR evolution being a fact is pretty extensive. IF the Earth is only six thousand years old, then the evidence for evolution being a fact is STILL pretty extensive. But part of the theory is wrong. Not a good reason to reject the entire thing. This is like opening the door to find an ocelot charging at you and ignoring it because the Bible never mentions them.

“2. Evolution assumes there's room for improvement.”
Still ducking the actual evidence for the facts because of what YOU think is the philosophy. Not a real objection.

“3. Evolution and death are inseparable.”
A fundie told me, yesterday, that everyone will die. Part of God’s plan. I can’t hope to be immortal and duck the consequences. So, evolution AND MOST RELIGIONS involve death.
Quite the bullshit reason to balk.

“4. The Creator's Son didn't believe in it.”
This would be the Jesus who cursed a fig tree for not having figs outside of fig season, right?
He wasn’t the sharpest knife in the drawer, was he?

ricsow2 #fundie

“well all this shows is how scientists jump to conclusions...”
Except they don’t. Pretty sure the descirption was ‘none seen since 1890, presumed extinct.’ A statement that isn’t made false by finding another one.

“the weather may be a tad warmer for a couple years and its global warming they say...”
A tad. For a couple of years. Yeah, that’s not what they say. They can actually show you the evidence if you’re willing to listen.

"now they find animals they thought were extinct or almost extinct...”
They regularly find animals that they thought were extinct. Look at the coelacanth if you must.

“how come scientists arent claiming that God is recreating these animals”
Because science doesn’t DO magic.

JamesJessica7771 #fundie

“lol Shows what a sheep you are. You bow down to your god Darwin.”
Uh, no. Darwin made no demands on us. Including bowing. You’re just a fucking idiot.

“A religion that started in 1800.”
Are you even dumber than i thought? How would we have created a Darwin religion before Darwin was even BORN?

“Before science knew it was possible that humans could fly.”
Are you this ignorant or lying?
They were flying before 1800.

"You worship science as your god?”
Uh, I’m still an atheist. I trust science, but i certainly don’t worship it.

“and your way of life.”
What about it?

“I feel sorry for you when you die.”
Save your pity for whoever had to clean up after you.

“At least I have nothing to lose”
Pascal’s Wager is STILL a horribly bad logical fallacy.
What if there IS a god, but you worship the wrong one?

“:)We are all going to die.”
So far.

“Science cant even extend life or even bring back life”
I just watched them do exactly that on a rerun of Emergency! And that was from the 70’s. Also, my life expectancy is WAY better than that of anyone who saw Jesus.

turbocuckcel_7000 #sexist

“the problem is that choice doesn't really exist, there is no nice ugly woman for you to "choose".”
Why the scare quotes? Marriage is mutual. One offers, the other accepts or rejects. Or one’s parents offer and the other parents accept or reject. But still, an agreement between two.

“any woman you can marry now is going to be an annoying and abrasive globalist whore.”
The question was about looks. No one said ‘nice.’ The only question is whether you would judge available women on their looks, the way you insist all women judge your predatory, sexist, misogynist ass.

“that makes it really, really hard to accept her being fat and ugly too.”
No one said ‘fat,’ either.
So, your worship of the Blackpill, and the lies it entails, is more important to you than intimacy or regular sex.

Color me as shocked. Really. This IS my shocked face. :!

dkb #fundie

“Proponents of "choice" don't want to force women to have abortions? Since when?”
Since ever. that’s what choice actually means. We can find you some reference material if you’re shaky on English.

“China does it now.”
THen it’s not CHOICE, is it?

“And if you think for a minute that justifying abortion morally and legally does not translate into forced abortion”
If the justification is literally HER control of HER body, that’s not a forced abortion you braindead idiot.

“as a realistic means of population control in the future, then you are not being honest with yourself.”
The only dishonesty here is yours.
I mean, I have seen the scifi, one child per couple. But we can’t even limit the pollution put out by the gas companies, how will we realistically reach Zero or Negative population growth through forcing abortions?

Carico #fundie

“you can make all the excuses for evilutionary scientists you like, but the fact is, no one has ever seen an animal give birth to a different kind of animal,”
Well, YOU’RE the one that needs an excuse. Why do you criticize science you clearly know fuck-all about?
You should be ashamed of that question.

“so evilution is, at best, a theory,”
Not the flex you think it is. All of science is a theory at BEST.

“but in reality, a tool of diabolical influence”
You’ve demonstrated that you know nothing about the actual science, your speculation is below useless.

Anna Carol Fancher #fundie

This is the shit i grew up with. Told that the Pope is evil, but we could point to the headlines and find good things he done did. “Ah, well, that was only pretending to be good to seduce more people to join their evil church.”
It gets boring quickly. Like a TV show where the bad guy has absolutely no redeeming qualities, is never right, never compromises, and never wins… While the good guy is always right, always wins, and never had to compromise.
It’s lazy writing, and cheap plot resolution.

Socrates #fundie

But most models of The Creationist Flood require vast churn. The waters below pumping up the layers of Earth in order to sift the bones of dinosaurs in deeper deposits than the bones of mammals. Fresh water would not float on top of salt water with such agitation going on.
Whatever problem you’re solving with water density is an additional problem for the sedimentary layers of the geologic column showing great age.
Which works for creationists since they only consider one problem at a time and ignore the entire topic when they move on to the next question. But anyone looking for a consistent answer has to raise their hand, here.

Andrew Anglin #wingnut #sexist

“So, to recap:
The act itself is based on physical fitness.”
The act of sex is based on many things. In my case it’s based on physical intimacy. You may not be interested in such a thing…

“Allowing a woman to “take the reins” by being on top is humiliating and emasculating.”
I’m having sex. I am literally penetrating a woman and you want to call that emasculating? That’s stupid.
And with her on top, I have full access to her boobs and her mouth and STILL copulating. I really think one of the twins was conceived while she was on top.

"It basically creates a situation where you are the woman.”
No, little fella. You’re not ‘the woman’ unless she’s wearing a strap-on and you’re in a maid’s uniform.

“Women don’t respect this.”
If she asks for it and I say ‘yes,’ she respects it.

“If you are exclusively concerned about your own enjoyment, this will lead to her having a higher opinion of you, because you aren’t acting like her servant.”
That depends entirely on the woman, Andykins. And whether she’s real or just in your head.

"The ultimate desire of women is to be choked, slapped and called a whore.”
And again, depends on the woman.
That’s kind of the POINT of intimacy, figuring out (or listening for) what she wants. Not letting online virgins tell us what she wants.

“If you’re extremely handsome/rich/famous/powerful, that will increase her view of how “good” the sex was.”
Unless… Maybe she’s HAD rich and powerful and now she’s looking for someone to pay HER some attention?