100 EDL vs 100 ADL vs like 30 GDL. Who would win in a fight?
STRENGTHS:
Strengths of EDL: Football hooligans, probably fat, could bellyslam the ADL members. UK also has a lot of knifes.
Strengths of ADL: (no hitler) They own way more nukes than whatever the UK has. Their skinniness could get them to run faster.
Strengths of GDL: Uhhhhhhhh…uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…uhhhhhhhhhhhh…they make good looking (but extremely bigoted & false) posters!?!?!?
FLAWS:
Flaws of EDL: Football hooligans are way more likely to fall over because they get drunk 24/7 watching it. Stank breath from unbrushed teeth since they were young could kill other members.
Flaws of ADL: They literally have nukes, how am I supposed to come up with a weakness?
Flaws of GDL: Scrawny, hold up signs made using sharpie, probably have a horrible back posture from streaming on their chair for a long time. Also has obese members (For what I remember), which is kida funny since their community uses “goyslop” as a term for junk food.
Who wins? You decide!