“God created sex.”
Thanks, old bean.
“God created our sexual desires.”
Nice work.
“Sex is good within the borders of marriage.”
I have to tell you, sex is still good without the marriage boundaries.
“ For those of you who think that God is a killjoy for limiting sex to such a situation,”
I’m an atheist. I think entirely mortal killjoys limit sex because they’re prudes and cowards.
"please remember a couple of things: 1) God created sex! How could he be a killjoy?”
Putting limitations on our ability to experience joy is literally a killjoy.
“Think about it. The very act about which you are complaining is an act he created.”
Still an atheist. And you put two things into a single bullet.
“2) God knows better than you do what will satisfy you.”
Apparently not.
“It takes an act of faith to believe this, but it is not too big a step to take.”
It really is. I’d have to think that there is a god who made sex enjoyable under a wealth of circumstances and then put limits on them, rather than just make sex unenjoyable outside certain scenarios. And that gods are possible.
“3) Most married Christian men and women who, like myself, did not have a very successful single life would love to turn back the clocks and do it all over again.”
I, on the other hand, am a married atheist and my only regret is not proposing sooner.
"And this is not because we are not forgiven . . . we are. It is because we know the intimacy which is lost when you have already given yourself to another.”
Meh. I’ve only ever had sex with one woman. I don’t believe that if i fall in love again, i can’ t be as intimate the second time around.
Unless, of course, you have to keep reminding yourself for your whole second relationship that THIS IS LESSER…
"Our advice to you would be to wait.”
My advice to you is to mind your own penis.
“If it is too late, stop and wait.”
Why? If it’s too late, it’s not going to restore the intimacy of virginity and no one knowing what they are doing, according to you.
“It is never too late to trust God in this matter.”
Maybe not to late, but way too weird.
“As cliché as it may sound, he really does know best. Fornication is really a sin.”
It is a cliche. And it’s way better than bacon.