“10 Reasons Why Foreign Women Are Better Than American Women
1. American women have unreasonable standards.”
So, in a nation of profit and plenty, you can’t provide a living standard to attract the average woman?
“2. American women have the highest obesity rate out of any other women worldwide.”
But you’re not dating the national average. If you can find someone who will touch you and let you touch her, why does the obesity rate of the entire population mean anything?
“3. American women see nothing wrong with cheating on her man.”
Kind of a sweeping judgment. Personally, I married a grown-up. We’ve been mutually faithful for almost half a century.
“4. America has the highest rate of divorce in the world.”
Again, you’re not marrying the rate. Everyone in my parents’ generation divorced. My generation married much later and more carefully and most haven’t divorced. Weird.
“5. American women have the worst attitudes in the world.”
Seems kind of ironic coming out of you…
“6. American women have no sense of humor.”
No, sweetie. American women will not allow ‘i was joking’ to be a defense for sexism. There’s a difference.
“7. American women don’t know how to cook.”
You know what we did? We taught all three of our sons how to cook. They will survive AND they can attract a mate!
“The complexity of Indian cooking or Chinese cooking is something that would take an American woman years to master.”
Can YOU operate a wok?
For that matter, have you ever boiled rice?
“8. American women are more brainwashed by feminism than any other country on earth.”
Yes, yes, feminism is the problem, the reason you’re being judged so poorly. Uh huh.
“9. American women have the highest rate of mental illness by far than any other women on earth.”
I’d need a citation on that but I’m inclined to believe it’s more a byproduct of teh availability of therapy. Smaller problems that aren’t addresssed elsewhere get treated at the drop of a hat.
“10. American women are superficial and fake.”
Says the guy who hates fat women.