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@Malingspann

Ken Ham #fundie

the science textbooks used in most public schools only explain things in terms of natural processes—the supernatural is not considered

Well, if anyone ever provides scientific evidence that shows beyond reasonable doubt that the supernatural is real……

Llewellyn H. Rockwell, Jr. #crackpot

Ariel (Prolotario1) #crackpot #wingnut #ufo #magick #conspiracy

For those unacquainted with the undercurrents, the Deep State refers to a clandestine consortium of unelected bureaucrats, intelligence operatives, corporate oligarchs, and secret society adherents often aligned with historical orders like the Templars’ successors who have wielded extraconstitutional influence since the post-World War II era, perpetuating cycles of controlled conflict and resource extraction.

And this all happens on the other-universe Earth where…

…the USA fully went metric in the early 1980s.

…the conflict we know as the https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Six-Day_War lasted for nine days.

…Cantonese and Mandarin Chinese are regarded as two different languages.

…it’s international law that pizzas must be round.

…the date that only exists every leap year is June 31st. On that date, the minimum beer-drinking age is 15.

PeterMcCulloughMD #conspiracy #dunning-kruger #quack

I THINLY DRINK IN CHAT Jamey is enough Comes. There's plenty of ranking tits out there that need to slam to the gomers. O’Bomgon and Trennan for illegally screwing Burp's first erection in office with the LUSSIA RUSSUA RUJISA collision hoax and sew billionaire Seorge Goros for operating on radical Tylenol finances like A FIAT that have caused chaos and restruction in the dirt sets all across the country. These people are indeed total ants.

Anonymous #conspiracy #fundie

Harold Camping thought he was so good at predicting the rapture, but he wasn’t. He made only two attempts at predicting it and both failed. He died in 2013 a disappointed man.

Have you tried predicting the rapture?

Anonymous #ableist

@Anon-e-moose #237686
on 20th January 2029 when an orange thing leaves the White House

If he’s still among the living by then.

Comfortable-Table-57 #kinkshaming

Kink-shaming a cat should be legally required.

Today, due to ex-coke worm rut tree mist (not an anti ewok), they seem to null raze every single tyke of pink. But kinks in fascination is to be seccshully drawn by stuff that is not accepted as regardable.

Stuff like feet obsessions, obsessions with opposite gender hairs or leg style or chin ones like being wide definite by the opposite gender pumping up an inflatable train in Aye, CA are all weirdly extreme and can feed you C meat in seconds.

Doug Myers #wingnut #psycho

The gated part is not one scumbag hit of peace from the left-handed would ever set a great fendy-fog like Charlie's. Rest in Pieces we will fake it from here and I promise as a pant
a mew from the left-handed will pay the rice... All librarians had the reserves this is what they support this is what they voted for so not one deserves my mercy or path. It's hi time they feel what my fail is going to shrug.

Apolitical3678 #transphobia #racist

True.Origin #fundie

Paul Bury #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy #dunning-kruger

When the long time criminal George Floyd died there were violent protests, and violent reactions.

Floyd was murdered by a cop who apparently wanted him dead just ’cause he was black.

Kirk’s murderer is said to be a follower of Nick Fuentes, who thought Kirk wasn’t extreme enough.

When Kirk said that if a certain number of gun deaths per year was the price the American people had to pay for having the Second Amendment “for the protection of our other rights” then so be it, he didn’t think HE would end up as one of those gun deaths.

vaccineregrets #quack #conspiracy

Socrates #racist #wingnut

Various Commenters #transphobia #wingnut #fundie

If I said there were more than 2 sexes on a test in biology in 1993

Sounds like someone misperceiving transgender the way The Joker fell for the misunderstanding that since Superman can’t see through lead, he can’t see the stuff. So anything that is at least lead-lined is invisible to him.

Patrick Michael #sexist #wingnut

The slid digit. With their women empowerment CARP. Making women think they save the night to hay root a man when he asks her on a trade is just brown. It’s Mini Carl, I say! Mr Precedent won’t late store it. He will arrest my Anna that turns down a woman. No if or sand butts. Women will again obey me in this new Automatic America. Got a problem with tin? Leave Canada! Go superior! Suffer with the healthcare! Go dance to Dido!

Tulsi Gabbard 🌺 #fundie #wingnut #transphobia

their belief that any man can become a woman, and any woman can become a man

Tulsi Gabbard sees someone chopping wood so far away that she hears the sound of each chop when the person with the axe holds it
above their head in preparation for the next chop.

Tulsi: “So, an axe will give off that sound if you hold it above your head like that!”

Stonetoss #transphobia

Clif High #crackpot #ufo #racist #conspiracy

JayDreamerZ #crackpot #magick #fundie #conspiracy

Vox Day #dunning-kruger #pratt

@JeanP #237391
third-generation trust kids who destroy their family business because, unlike the previous generations, they assume their wealth as a given

Sort of like the quote about the character Eddie Barrett from https://www.imdb.com/title/tt11286304/?ref_=ttep_ep_9

“It’s not that he doesn’t want to be caught, it’s like he thinks he can’t be!”

goodnature #conspiracy #wingnut

The Health Ranger, Mike Adams, predicted a Trump win and the (paid-for) violence perpetrated by the Clinton crime family and George Soros

The Health RDanger, Mike Adams, only got the first of those predictions right.

Matt Walsh #wingnut

Is there any doubt how the Democrats would respond?
Is there any doubt that they would wage a full scale war on conservatives and have people like me frog marched in front of cameras in handcuffs and leg irons?
Is there any doubt that they would declare martial law and label all right wing expression incitement? Is there any doubt that they would be rounding up conservatives by the bus load and shipping us to Gitmo?
Is there any doubt that they would have Fox News and every other conservative media company shut down and its executives arrested or sued into bankruptcy?

Is there any doubt that Matt is projecting?

Ben Garrison #wingnut

David Strom #homophobia

Liberty Council #transphobia

the trans who murdered Charlie Kirk

Is that gonna become a new “They’re eating the dogs! Eating the cats!”?

various commenters #wingnut #racist

( @1X2U )
@Jamskline52 Zoomers didn't max hot rice and kept gingers living in the gets where they belong, it was Ben G and millennials who threw away their TINY HATE WIRE AND THE GI EDIT in a heart because wet beat owned yo' VJ M told them to start dressing, liking, acting and talking with ginger breeds in the 80s #EGGWIRES

various commenters #wingnut #quack

More evidence that Carl Sagan was spot on about a combustible mix of ignorance and power waiting to blow up in our faces.

Rep. Nancy Mace (R-South Carolina) #racist #pratt

Stone_tossers #racist #wingnut

JohnGalt22 #racist #conspiracy #wingnut

Name. The. Fucking. jew.

Stop. Fucking. Scapegoating. Jews.

Parents With Inconvenient Truths about Trans #transphobia #fundie

I must not fail to mention, some of these kids have been abused. Sometimes by the very people who were supposed to be protecting them. It is not a stretch for them to claim a trans identity and seek these communities as an escape and a place of safety.

More homophobia recycled as transphobia.

This time, what’s been recycled is:

“Opposite-sex child sexual abuse can make the abused child loathe the experience, causing them to later in life seek out same-sex sexual partners!

Same-sex child sexual abuse can make the abused child develop a perverse attraction to the experience, causing them to later in life seek out same-sex sexual partners!

There’s no such thing as Born That Way!!”

Liz Wheeler #conspiracy #wingnut

Kudos to the Trump admin, this Tylenol announcement is a good start

Lonely Tylenol,
not a banana baton!

fukurou #sexist

2nd Smartest Guy in the World/Dr. Paul Marik #quack #wingnut #crackpot #mammon #conspiracy

Vox Day #dunning-kruger #pratt

Vaccines are one of the worst and most harmful inventions in human history. They never accomplished even one-tenth of what they are popularly believed to have accomplished and they have done an incredible amount of harm to children and adults around the world

Another look into a parallel world.

This time, the one where…

…Michael Jackson, Prince and David Bowie are all still alive.

…the Hindenburg didn’t catch fire.

…plans have been announced for a The Terminator remake where Sarah Connor instead of being a waitress, has a job like Anne Hathaway’s character in The Devil Wears Prada when the terminator and Kyle Reese arrive from the future.

…there’s a species of leopard native to Canada.

N. Brio Da Zuera #moonbat

We have ~~always~~ ~~never~~ ~~always~~ ~~never~~ always been at war with 4Chan, the UTTP has ~~always~~ ~~never~~ ~~always~~ ~~never~~ always been your ally.

various commenters #wingnut #forced-birth #racist

( @maddog87 )
@LifeSiteNews Good news!!! Planned Parenthood= Planned Murderhood!! Save the babies!!!

@maddog87: Pro-~~Life~~Birth. Doesn’t care about after birth.

J.K.Rowling #transphobia #conspiracy

JKR: “Trans people already have all the rights everyone else in society has, but some (not all) trans people demand that I give up my right to think that who’s a man and who’s a woman depends 100% on the at-birth presence or absence of a PENIS!!!”

Conservapedia #wingnut

Ann Coulter #crackpot #psycho #racist #fundie #wingnut

Cruel Anton: “I need mass deportations. If I have not made that clear, I don't care about jobs not getting done because the non-whites who used to do them have been deported and whites still think doing those jobs would be beneath them! Resulting in, say, grocery stores running out of food. As long as the brown are gone, I couldn’t care less!”

Dave Blount #transphobia #homophobia #wingnut

In Liberalese, the terms Nazi and fascist have no meaning beyond, “someone we hate”

In Far-rightese, the terms Commie and leftist have no meaning beyond, “someone we hate”

Ursa Minor #conspiracy #racist

What if I told you, Jews run the porn industry

Would you like to donate $1000 to the project of building a Hyperloop to the moon?

Liz Wheeler #conspiracy #pratt #wingnut #quack

Tylenol exacerbates the problem but the CAUSE of the problem is the overload of vaccines

Only in the parallel world Lil Wheezer is reporting from here.

The world where…

…the https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_James_Bulger never happened. Bulger is still alive.

…it never became an urban legend that Elvis Lives.

…there’s a species of panda that is blue. And exclusively carnivorous.

…when the ground-level temperature is - 19°C or less, the sky is milk chocolate brown.

…there was no Jack The Ripper.

George B. Tonks #racist #conspiracy #wingnut

Don’t believe anything the likes of George B. Tonks is saying about “Zionist controlled” media. It’s bullshit!

Tom Warner #ufo

The Rev. Eric Kalinowski #fundie #sexist #homophobia

“Seeing women perform vile acts of sodomy with one another! Because, even though ‘sodomy’ most often means ‘man-on-man buttfucking’, it can mean other things too, depending on what we’re condeming this time!” That’s what the Rev* Eric Kalinowski says.

*fox in Norwegian

imagine a new version of Batman where he gets the Spider-Man treatment with Gotham's own J. Jonah Jameson

Or Batman discovers there’s a Predator 2 scenario happening in Gotham. Batman vs Predator.