So you don’t want to be arrested for drunk driving? Fine.
Don’t come running to me when you’ve wrapped your car round a tree, and you’re legless. And not just because you’re drunk.
But because metal has sheared your lower limbs off - as well as shards sticking into what’s left of your mangled body, thus you’re in more than infinite pain - and you’re screaming for help.
Would you be offended if I refused your whiny demands for someone to phone for an ambulance, OP…?!
…and police still breathalyse those who have been in car accidents: as part of their investigations, certainly to determine who’s ultimately to blame.
The innocent victim will agree to that. You…?!