“Imagine some random roastie in your workplace "accusing" you of being "an incel", bringing that up with HR, then contacting a lawyer.”
I can imagine this. I doubt that incels are as stealthy as they think at hiding their misogyny, their sexism, and their total lack of a personality.
“Imagine having your life and livelihood ruined, because some degenerate cunt that works in the same company or department as you doesn't like your face.”
Accusing you of being an incel is not equal to thinking you’re ugly, doofus.
Have to think that ‘the boss’ had a little power over a woman and went way, way, way too far with it. And there were consequences to his actions.
“Imagine having to face civil litigation because of this.”
You associate with a group that demands a right to rape women, to own women, and to fuck still-warm bodies in the morgue. Yes, it is imaginable.
“WHAT THE MOTHERFUCK!?!
Saying you are an incel is like saying you are a terrorist”
So, what confuses you?
“For real. You're joking, but in some countries like Canada (man, they're so fucking cucked, I feel bad for brocels there) "incel" is classified as a terrorist and any violent crime committed by somebody identified as "incel" (air quotes, because it means what the media narrative wants it to mean) is categorized as terrorism and they can get terror charges on their rap sheet.”
So… NO incels want women reduced to pets and chained to the bed? NO incel plans to lock his girlfriend in the basement so she can’t cheat on him?
“Imagine getting into a fight there as an ugly subhuman defending yourself, committing manslaughter because you knocked out the asshole and he cracked his skull as he fell to the pavement, and then going to jail for TERRORISM because the police sifted through your online activity and discovered that you posted misogynistic things on the internet and offended some landwhale on reddit.”
It’d be a hard sell to connect online incellity to self-defense. However, if witnesses say that you won the fight and continued to beat the unconscious man to death, it might be useful to the prosecution, yes, showing you’re just an angry, hateful little asshole who thinks he should be fucked to protect civilization.
“Imagine wagecucking as a maplesyrupcel (wtf do we call them... Americans are burgercels... so... croissantcel? poutinecel? whatever)”
Be sure to deny any racism when you’re arraigned.
“for a whole year to save up for a vacation to somewhere nice where you can relax and cope in peace, only to have a special forces unit tailing you, because you've been designated as a terror target who could commit attacks against m'ladies at any moment.”
Dude, that sort of surveillance would mean they don’t let you in the country in the first place.
"This sounds absolutely ridiculous, like something straight out of Team America World Police, but nothing in this gay earth surprises me anymore.”
THe ‘all caps’ protest above says otherwise.