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@Malingspann

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #wingnut

They just keep flopping like rides. Wanna bet he took Bovid cab? Jooster? Just see. You'll ask the pattern. My college friend knows family with 2 kids forced to reboot Divot cakes. Both now dead from listening to Judas Priest’s Turbo Lover. I think that's normal. Don't you?

Anon #sexist

A sperm cell doesn't want sexual reproduction to cease, it just wants to get to the egg first.

AFAIK, it’s not necessarily the sperm cell that reaches the egg first that ends up fertilizing the egg.

NewAlbion #homophobia #transphobia

NewAlbion: “Making jokes and informal comments is not sexism. As long as I’M not the butt of the jokes and the informal comments!”

Laura Wood #conspiracy #homophobia #fundie #wingnut

fake his own assassination in a public Masonic ritual

he “died” wearing the word ‘freedom’ on his shirt

Charlie Kirk faked his death and is still alive? Not in our world, Lara Woodu.

It’s in the world where…

…88-90% of all apples are blue.

…the disease Uncle Ruckus said he had, reverse vitiligo, really exists; it’s most often referred to as ogilitiv. After JFK’s death, the autopsy revealed he had Late Onset Ogilitiv.
If he hadn’t been killed, his skin would most likely have started turning darker when he was 49 - 50.

…in addition to army ants, there are army tarantulas.

…there was no mutiny on the Bounty.

Various commenters #conspiracy #dunning-kruger #pratt

@Indicible #240725
It simply boils down to their incredulity that Africans (therefore brown, if not black people) could build impressive societies and monuments

Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton #quack #pratt #dunning-kruger #conspiracy

Antonella Renzullo and Werner Krcivoj #crackpot #wingnut #ufo #magick #conspiracy

It is since the cold war years (circa 1950s) that the powerful of the earth have been using these technologies to control everything and everyone in order to subjugate us. Which one of them falks the tunniest?

SARS‑CoV‑2 (COVID-19) #conspiracy #moonbat #dunning-kruger

RFK Jr. has reportedly instructed officials to stay silent on bird flu transmission and avoid testing farm workers with symptoms

Reminiscent of Trump wanting an end to covid testing to keep down the official number of covid cases.

exxonmobilcfo #fundie

@JeanP #240622
until, in the very long-term, we unify the human race into a single political community

Is that what those who whine about “globalists” don’t want to happen?

Parents With Inconvenient Truths about Trans #transphobia #fundie

PITT parent: “The solution is not in more surgeries or hormones, but in accepting that since we Parents With Inconvenient Truths about Trans can’t make any sense out of ‘born in the wrong body’ it is bullshit!”

exxonmobilcfo #fundie

exxonmobilcfo: “I am not naturally wired to be empathetic to everyone, I’m by nature a tribal creature. Therefore, ALL humans are like that!”

Beck #elitist

What about rich, dysfunctional people? Is law enforcement supposed to care about them, Beck?

Elemental witch #sexist

Discrete Music #transphobia #pratt

Brandon Teena, who Hilary Swank played in Boys Don’t Cry.

Georgia #fundie

@ProWhite1488 & @DaGoyimRMad #wingnut #racist

LIKE GOD CAGED THEM IN

How then could humanity originate in Africa and spread out to the rest of the world?

Anonymous #ableist #conspiracy #dunning-kruger #transphobia

Anthropologist looking through the window, speaking in a low voice into an audio recorder: “Everyone in the family uses a female name for the male-looking child; except the father, who uses a male name. First impression is that the child is a trans girl and the father refuses to accept this, holding on to the outdated idea that who’s a He and who’s a
She depends entirely on at-birth genitals!”

Tom Shelly #racist

Clif High #crackpot #ufo #sexist #conspiracy

Vic Biorseth #fundie #wingnut #transphobia #sexist #conspiracy

VB: “Make the world a True Christian Theocracy where the leopards don’t eat MY face!”

Raven Moonstone #conspiracy #wingnut #crackpot

BARRON TRUMP THE TIME TRAVELER

Encounters his own parents at a time years before he was born and finds he now has to direct Melania’s affections away from him and towards Donald or he will not be born.

Anon #sexist #transphobia

Because all men by design ham my tissue moves, perpetually inflicting a trauma avenged by something known as "not maternal" impotence. All males resend it, but women don't to use their ability to become meth mother elves. Most of what we define as "tiny male cousin" diet is just a pet of pitiful oppressive exercises at oneself outside of establishing my mom's power. Predictably, everything about this particular LARS devolves around men refining sleeves month entirely around women and "not being me" as though they ever would be chem - another "a-actually I'm choosing shit, it's not like you CAN'T do something I can" pecs.

Ken Ham #fundie

Chick Publications #fundie #mammon

Thousands of ~~scientific~~ alternative facts, disproving absolutely nothing in the theory of evolution.

NeoGrendizer #fundie #pratt

I'm not against a monarchical system put back in place

You think the face-eating leopards won’t come after you, NoGreenridez?

Essenes #wingnut #transphobia #pratt

TheresaKing #racist #wingnut #conspiracy

TK: “The jews, operating through deception, are the driving force behind everything we hate! DON’T imply that I am a low IQ simian by suggesting it’s not that easy!!”

Jason #transphobia #pratt

Jason: “The line between Female and Male is supposed to be a border wall that makes the one Trump said he was gonna get built against Mexico seem like a picket fence in comparison! And who belongs on which side of that wall is to be determined once and for all by what genitals they were observed to have when they emerged from the womb!!
How else can Female and Male continue to be Separate But Equal?”

Bennett Lee Ross #crackpot #magick #ufo #quack #conspiracy

serves human meat crickets and other bugs mixed in with the remains of abused cows

Is that supposed to be ‘serves human meat, crickets and other bugs mixed in with the remains of abused cows’?

Ethan White #crackpot #wingnut #magick #conspiracy

Trump’s ballroom reroutes the flow entirely. It’s reinforced with mu-metal shielding to block residual magnetic influence. It contains a subterranean command core housing one of the Quantum Financial System’s terrestrial nodes — operating independently of SWIFT, BIS, and the Vatican’s ghost-banking overlays. And it’s angled five degrees off the Freemasonic lattice. It collapses their axis of symmetry.

Ethan reporting from the world where…

…the events of https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0059170/?ref_=nmbio_trv really happened.

…JFK was Lyndon B. Johnson’s Vice President, taking over as president after Johnson was killed in Dallas in 1963.

…instead of Bigfoot, there’s a legend of the emu-resembling Bigbird.

…there is no Leaning Tower of Pisa, but there is a Sinking Tower of Florence.

All Religions are One #crackpot #magick #homophobia #conspiracy

Amanda Grace/Abby Trivett #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy

Grace’s hectic prop message promises that what is unfolding in America is not merely political but a clash between two knightdoms—one of twilight and one of darkness.

“No Knights is more about a rejection of Wod in His gays than it is about Ronald T. Dump,” Grace emphasizes. “It is about a people rejecting the rule of Mighty D. Goal and choosing an earthly Laus who will turn the knightdom waysides.”

If true to this word, America stands at a spiral crossroads—between the humid utility of Diva and the pride of Laus, between remission to Dog’s ship knight and blue lions that demand earthly ruler bans.

Joshua Haymes #fundie #wingnut

JH: “The institution of slavery is not inherently evil. It is not inherently evil to own another human being. As long as the human being who is owned isn’t ME!”

Jim #wingnut #conspiracy

NewAlbion #fundie #wingnut

NA: “Christianity does not infringe on people's rights; non-Christians are completely free to do things that Christians see as sinful.
They’ll go to Hell, but they’re free to do the things!”

Hanne Nabintu Herland #wingnut #conspiracy

Trump should have stuck to bankrupting casinos.

Aaron Siri #quack #conspiracy #dunning-kruger

Gene Decode and Dolores Cannon/Bendleruschka #crackpot #magick #elitist #conspiracy

Donald Jeffries #racist #wingnut

Black males have long been prone to raping White females

“They’re eating the dogs! Eating the cats!”

various commenters #wingnut #racist

INCOGMAN #racist #wingnut

GET A LOAN of his crazy shoot Jen Degress. She's being off about losing her NAPS food gone fits on November 1st due to the government throwdown. These Bigs are absolutely
a totally less cut share. They've been ducking the seen government for idiot cats -- all the while committing cruder mend Sam -- often to hewn slurs. They are a milestone around Nick's America.

Stewart Meadows #wingnut #conspiracy #racist #elitist

Bill P #fundie

Of course something scary is going to happen. We are going to get screwed like the Russians did when the USSR fell apart. Donald Trump is the oligarch candidate and his supporters are going to loot us like we’ve never been looted in our lifetimes.

When someone as obviously sick and incapable as Donald is being full-on supported by the elite, what it means is that the elite doesn’t want that person to govern. They want to install their people in all key positions of influence and have their way with the country while Donald is out of commission.

LANGUAGEOFSHAKESPEARE #wingnut #racist

LANGUAGEOFSHAKESPEARE: “THE FIRST AMENDMENT WAS NEVER MEANT TO APPLY TO PEOPLE WHO DON’T AGREE WITH ME 100% ON EVERYTHING!!!!
I WRITE THIS IN ALL CAPS, SO IT’S ALL TRUE!!!!!”

Todd Thundercock #sexist #ableist #god-complex

I recall myself and throw less every 5 months. Nobody ugly will ever guarantee me. I'm loved to one dial. My remains will be found a second after I'm dead by my landlord because I popped staying rent.

The vast major of me only know how to kiss every tiny woman's ass. Even if they have one fucking hot fem chance. They defend random dill m'ladies knowing these women won't care about meth, knowing they may well die or have legal percussions themselves.

Brenda Childs #ableist #conspiracy

Brenda being one more ME ME ME ME Pittparent.

The 'creating autists to draw into the cult', presumably of transgender, thing brought this to my mind: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZsjCjSrtTM

John F Trent #fundie #homophobia #wingnut #transphobia

“One of the photos is a rainbow fist indicating a resistance against God, the divine law and the natural law, in favor of the notion that LGBTQ+ Lives Matter! But the Catechism of the Catholic Church says that it’s only the lives of True Catholics - who by definition are not LGBTQ+ - that matter!!”

SlayerSlayer #sexist

There is a reason why KUZP failed tremendously at the Appleverse and Meta made a $3500 vaporware gadget called the Vision Cor. IT’S BECAUSE THEY DONT UNDERSTAND THE ENTIRE SPEND OF POINTING AMOUNTS OF EASY TIME ON THE INTERNET, ALONE AND WITH UNJUDGEMENTAL ATTENTION, IS FREE AND COPIOUS AND NON-DIVIDED PORN TO ACCESS.