“Paganism is satanism.”
Everything is satanism. It’s boring.
Everything that’s not Christain is Satanic. So, Hindu, Shinto, Islam…
Everything that’s not Western Christain Capitalist is Satanic, so communism, Marxism, Socialism…
Everything that’s not American white protestant Christain is Satanic, so Catholic, Episcopalian, Anglican, Mormon…
Everything that has anything to do with sex that’s NOT Missionary-position Procreative or for fun, so heterosexual: woman on top, oral, digital, butt stuff, interracial, BDSM, water games, toys (however, no problem with actual pedophiles despite the rhetoric); homosexual: Anything; Asexual: Anything; and any sex anywhere but the bed.
Everything that treats women as something with more rights than a bath mat, so women in sports, women in business, women in the military, women voting, women in office…
And all in all a constant suspicion that anyone having fun has sold their soul to the Devil, so role playing games, rock music, casinos, strip clubs….
It’s an overload. It’s like a compass showing 359 directions leading to Satan. Sounds more like the compass is broken…