“Some here call all non-virgin women roasties,”
And wonder why no woman wants to touch them…
“but my personal limit for previous sexual partners is 2 (like high school and college bfs or whatever), after that its roastie territory.”
And what an entitled little misogynist you are, too!
I never had a limit. The key point, to me, is ‘previous.’ THey left that other guy(s), and ended up with me. It was all good, in my mind.
“Anyway, picture this. When you got your driver's license the first car you had was a Toyota, and as you get a bit older you realize you're rich and start to drive Ferraris, Lamborghinis, Mercedes-Benz and other nice cars, and maybe the occasional Toyota during a bad financial year, and you switch cars every couple months or years.”
You ride the bus, I take it. Watching cars go by the window…
“But when you hit 30 your money starts running out, and you can't afford these nice cars anymore.”
This is the reason i drive a car until well after it’s paid off. So i can afford the next one.
How is this connected to girlfriends?
“Now you are stuck driving a Toyota for the rest of your life. How would you feel?”
Like I could afford a car.
“If someone offered you an opportunity to drive a Ferrari for a weekend, would you take it or refuse?”
I would refuse. But not because I’ve made a commitment for life to my Honda.
I’m not insured to drive a Ferrari around this city.
And I hate getting in and out of sports cars.
“If a roastie has fucked numerous guys, there sure as hell will be someone there who was better looking than me, had a bigger dick, more successful etc. your proverbial Ferrari or BMW.”
Oh. I thought the girlfriend was the Ferrari. Or the Toyota.
I honestly don’t care how tall or sexy or rich her previous boyfriends were, she’s not with them any more.
“She will always be fantasizing about her time getting spitroasted by Chad Thundercock and Tyrone Monsterdick.”
No, sweetie. YOU fantasize about her being spit-roasted.
I’m far more secure in my manhood.
“She will always wonder what life would have been like if she'd only married Bruce Bankerfuck. I would know FOR SURE that I am her nth choice.”
But she chose you. At least in this hypothetical fantasy of yours.
You should concentrate on being chosen, not on how far down the page you were.
“Also if someone has hooked up with so many people, there will be less mental barriers and more mental incentives for her to dump me or cheat on me.”
You just cannot allow yourself to be happy, even in a fucking thought experiment, can you?
“That's why I could only marry someone who has had limited sexual partners, preferably a virgin.”
HAHAHAHA! Beggars listing their choices.
“Because it would be better for both parties, marriages where the partner has had one or less previous sexual partner are MUCH more stable.”
Nope. Real world says you’re an idiot.
I’ve seen SO MANY people marry their high school sweetheart, THEN grow up. And grow apart.
Marriages between grown-ups last longer, however they got there.
Take it from someone who’s been married for almost 40 years.