“Just like you dont understand people who get drunk and drive I cannot understand why people get drunk, period.”
Um, I understand them.
Getting drunk is fun, and everyone assumes their driving is sufficient to get home safely.
I’m just amazed My Dad never killed anyone.
“Getting drunk solves nothing,”
Is it supposed to?
Well, it solves the ’I’m sober and I don’t want to be’ problem.
“it just causes more problems. Then you wake up hangover"
Hangover is a noun.
You want Hungover. The adjective.
“and feeling worse than the night before."
I should hope so. The night feels pretty good.
“This story has caused something in me to waken. I am now thinking of starting a movement that would make alcohol illegal and ciggarettes.”
You can make alcohol into cigarettes?
Wow.
I mean, I can’t support such fascism, but that’s a cool power.
“Or I think I should start a camp were drunks and smokers can be kept at all times, give them free alcohol and ciggarettes until they kill each other.”
I read a sci-fi story where the future makes all tobacco illegal, saying that it kills people. And the last bleeding heart liberals in Congress made it so if you’re condemned to death, you can pick your method of execution. A smoker killed one of the tobacco enforcers, was caught, condemned to execution, and chose… Smoking. Every day he was taken to a cell where he sat and industriously smoked cigarettes until his eventual death. And across the nation, smokers started killing DEA agents like crazy.
“LOL”
Yes. Laugh out loud at the mandatory suffering and death you can inflict on people you disagree with. Then whine when people call you a sick fascist fuck.