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JD Vance #conspiracy #crackpot #fundie #ufo

JD Vance Tells Me That UFOs are DEMONS: “I Think They’re DEMONS” 🛸

…Your VP, Ladies and Gents.

but there's also evil out there.

Yes, like the Orange Hitler you so devotedly serve…

I think that one of the devil's great tricks is to convince people he never existed.

How is that even possible if over half the world IS convinced he is real after all? If you ask me, the devil’s “greatest trick” was instead convincing the world that HE is their “one true god” and his fairy tale book is the factual history of everything…

Tom Foe #racist #ableist #wingnut #conspiracy #psycho #sexist

minnymins32 #sexist #dunning-kruger

Bennett Lee Ross #crackpot #magick #ufo #conspiracy

Okay, when I was a wee little kid, about 3 or 4 years old, I actually thought the world was kept in somebody’s shoebox on a shelf in their closet (no, I don’t know how I came up with that idea), and night time was just when this mysterious box-owner would put the lid on the shoebox.

So I can understand where Benjy is coming from - he has all the understanding of a confused toddler.

My question is, if, somehow, his nonsense were real - then what? Oh no, we’re all living inside a big glass dome. So what do we do about it? What is the point of ‘revealing’ this to the masses if they can’t do anything about the situation? Oh right, he’s insane and just likes the attention.

David J. Stewart #fundie #sexist

The ROOT problem of mankind

As in Wayne Allyn?

Paula White (Spiritual Advisor to Donald Trump) #fundie #wingnut

minnymins32 #sexist #dunning-kruger

@ShatteredGlassSkywarp #252507

It’s looking from here like he was the one receiving abuse. From the excerpt, there’s no way to conclude this was reprisal.

Kahalachan #fundie

minnymins32 #sexist #dunning-kruger

This is why women shouldn't ever give men children

minnymins32 thinks all conceptions should happen something like this? From https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_World_According_to_Garp

Jenny Fields is a strong-willed nurse who wants a child but not a husband. A dying ball turret gunner known only as Technical Sergeant Garp, who was severely brain damaged in combat, is admitted to the ICU where Jenny works. She nurses Garp, observing his infantile state and frequent erections. Unconstrained by convention and driven by her desire for a child, Jenny impregnates herself by raping the brain-damaged soldier

Pete Hegseth #crackpot #psycho #wingnut #fundie

Our great republic was founded on a simple yet bold idea. Our rights as citizens are not granted to us by government but instead by God. 250 years ago the revolutionary war was fought to secure our God given rights.

The PG Sheet posting from the US of the world where…

…the pope’s Vatican State isn’t in Rome, it’s a village outside Milan.

…the Monty Python members Graham Chapman and Terry Jones are still alive.

…there’s a Jaws 5 (1996) which ends with the shark dying after having been washed ashore by a tsunami.

…Switzerland is in the EU but doesn’t use the euro.

Wayne Allyn Root #wingnut

Timothy James Truett, Jr. #psycho #biphobia #homophobia #transphobia #enbyphobia

Pete Hegseth #crackpot #psycho #wingnut #fundie

I do not find in orthodox Christianity one redeeming feature

There is more need for lighthouses in our country than churches

But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no God. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg

Question with boldness even the existence of a God; because, if there be one, he must more approve of the homage of reason, than that of blind-folded fear

I have examined all the known superstitions of the world, and I do not find in our particular superstition of Christianity one redeeming feature. They are all alike founded on fables and mythology

Christianity is the most perverted system that ever shone on man

-Thomas Jefferson

Whoops!

David J. Stewart #fundie #sexist

The love of mankind for sin. Kinda like DJS’ love for kids, then. Except most mankind doesn't stoop as low as DJS. His sin does not seem to bother him, that fucking hypocrite.

Fritz Berggren #racist #fundie

So basically you what a Christian Nationalist Absolute Monarchy and to hell with democracy… the thing that the founders fought for… and against? and you lot call us on the left “anti-American” when you fuckers go around proclaiming shit like this.

Wayne Allyn Root #wingnut

Paula White (Spiritual Advisor to Donald Trump) #fundie #wingnut

He conquered death, hell and the grave.

Problem is, according to the gospels, he did not go to hell. He went to sheol, which is distinct from hell/gehenna. If this is the extent of the knowledge of a pastor, no wonder evangelicals are so fucking ignorant about their religion.

And somehow so many of these MAGA folks believe that they’ll be going to heaven after they die… even as they more or less worship someone else then Jesus Christ…

Wayne Allyn Root #wingnut

well he did fire Pam Bondi… but I don’t think anyone he plans to replace her with can indict Obama… as Bondi failed to do that despite doing exactly that… in part because she is a utterly incompetent lawyer and anywho who replaces her will be more of the same as Trump now only cares about loyalty and yes-men and nothing else, even when it actively hurts his goals.

And besides what the fuck did Obama did that you believe warrents him being arrested? aside from “being president while black”

Prolotario #wingnut #conspiracy

I refer you to a certain scene in “Downfall”.

Seems that it’s not just Don Old Fart that’s crashing out due to Reality refusing to bend to his delusional will.

Cobra/The Portal #crackpot #ufo #magick #racist #conspiracy

Bennett Lee Ross #crackpot #magick #ufo #conspiracy

David J. Stewart #fundie #sexist

@TatersForever5481

As $cientologists consider every word spoken by L. Ron Hubbard - ‘Source’ - as law, considering ol’ Davey-boy’s High Crimes which makes him worse than an SP, he forgot what OT-VIIIs David Miss Cabbage & Tom Cruise Control’s ‘Commodore’ once said about David J. Pedo’s J-boy:

Jesus was ‘A lover of young boys’.

But considering II his equal hatred of psychiatry here, Dave-o’s all but a $cientologist himself.

Tom Foe #racist #ableist #wingnut #conspiracy #psycho #sexist

Fuentes supports Ali Alexander: founder of ‘Stop the Steal’.

Who is a paedophile.

@TatersForever5481 is right, you know…!

Paula White (Spiritual Advisor to Donald Trump) #fundie #wingnut

Welp. So much for the first of the ol’ Big 10 then, Paula Shite.

Hey, cultists that worship an Orange Antichrist: you’re heretics.

Kahalachan #fundie

Renton405 #fundie

“women should NOT be a pastor or priest. Simply because men where made in the image of God and women made in the image of MAN.”
Bible says you’re wrong, you illiterate sexist pig:
Genesis 1:27: So God created mankind in his own image, in the image of God he created them; male and female he created them.
So SHE is just as godimage as HE is, doofus.

“There is a great difference..”
I’ve seen my wife naked many times. And in the military, I saw a lot of naked guys, too. The differences are great, I will admit. But not that great.

“I remember I went to a Lutheran church to a wedding and their was a woman pastor. I couldn't believe it.”
I’m so sorry that people who don’t share your superstition do not act like they share your superstition. How difficult this must be for you.

“It shows such a great defiance to the gospel and the torah..It is not their position..”
No, sweetie, it’s not YOUR position. And your god saying you can’t do something is not the same as any god telling ME i can’t do something.

“Not covering your head is equivalent to a man growing his hair long like a woman.”
Reminds me of Abe Simpson looking at Joe Namath. “Look at those sideburns, he looks like a girl!”

“Very traditional catholics like nuns and devouts cover their heads..”
What? You offer ‘devouts’ as an example of ‘traditionalists?’
The office of redundant redundancy, i take it?

“However you can blame this problem on femenism.”
Yes, the alien idea that women should be treated as human beings and not sub-humans can only be explained by feminism.

“Femenism is nothing but a tool of Satan..”
Then… Wouldn’t these women have turned into atheists, instead of pastors?

“ The word of god shouldn't be changed or twisted no matter what, we should follow what it says..”
Scroll on back up to your first claim, then, you hypocrite.

jazzlone #fundie

“I have 2 bumper stickers on the back of my car.”
Okay. I have an evolution fish. And a Cthulhu fish.

“One says "Rapture Ready! Is it 2012 yest?!"”
Oh, my. Is it still there? That’d be embarrassing, huh?

“(I'm ready for the Rapture AND for BO to GO)”
HAHAHAHAHA! And both worked out well for you, huh?

“the other one sayd "Caution: Right Wing Extremists aboard!"”
So they let you park in the handicapped spaces, right?

“ Yesterday as I was leaving a mall, my friends in the car behind me.”
Wow. Almost a sentence.

“They saw a man take a picture of my bumper sticker (which, I don't know) and he pulled out behind me and followed me for a bit.”
Just thinking of the malls around here… Kinda hard to be parked AND take a decent pic of a retreating bumper sticker AND start the car AND get between you and friends who are following you…

“HE had an anarchy bumper sticker on his car”
Are you sure it was Anarchy?
Not Atheist?

“and spikes around his liscense plate. EEEEEEK!”
Why would you be afraid of a personalized plate holder?

“When we got to our next destination, the friends to me they were afraid for me, having those bumper stickers on my car.”
Then why didn’t they get between the Anarchist and you?
What happened to the anarchist, anyway?

“I said, "I DON'T CARE, WHATEVER ANYONE WANTS TO DO TO ME BECAUSE OF THOSE, I DO NOT CARE!"”
So brave and manly you are. Just dripping with confidence and testosterone, huh?

“I'm to that point, too - screaming it from the roof-tops - "JESUS IS THE WAY AND YOU BETTER GET ON BOARD SOON!"”
This was, what, 2010?
Heh.
Heehee.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

“C'mon brother and sisters, let's boost the numbers of folks saying YES to JESUS, let's work towards the "FULLNESS OF THE GENTILES"!!”
MAYONAISE FOR EVERYONE!
BEIGE LIVES MATTER!

“I cherish this group - and yes, you keep ME SANE, too! PTL!”
Holy fuck you give them too much credit.

minnymins32 #sexist #dunning-kruger

Tom Foe #racist #ableist #wingnut #conspiracy #psycho #sexist

Bennett Lee Ross #crackpot #magick #ufo #conspiracy

I have a feeling Bennett is growing some dank herb in his terrarium.

Problem is he seems to be overdoing the pesticides. The neurological damage may be irreversible.

David J. Stewart #fundie #sexist

God created man with the purpose of fellowship with God, serving Him and loving Him.

But....

The ROOT problem of mankind was, is, and always will be his love for sin

So what went wrong with the programming? Why did your god do such a terrible job of it? Why does humanity have to pay for your god's incompetence?

Prolotario #wingnut #conspiracy

Ray Comfort #fundie

“I would like to see more Christians reach out to unreached people groups.”
Well, I will buy you a pair of rollerskates to reach out.

“These millions, who live in gross spiritual darkness, have never heard the gospel.”
Okay, can we get buttons, then? So when someone sent out by Comfort offers to bring me the gospel i’ve never heard, I can point to my suspenders and there’s the button saying “Tell Bananaman I Heard It Already.”

“They are primitive in their thinking,”
Says the bananaman.

“idolatrous in nature,”
Gotta say, the way you treated the Atheist’s Nightmare like a silver bullet seems to qualify, far as I can tell.

“are morally anarchistic,”
No, Ray, anarchy would mean there were more atheists in prisons than Christains. We just don’t think YOUR skybeast champions our morality.

“speak in a corrupt language,”
And what do you speak in, Ray? COBOL?

“have rings through their ears and noses,”
OH, NO!!! People with the GOSPEL ignore FASHIONS AND TRENDS!

“kill their own offspring,”
Abraham and Isaac, bubbles. Not a mark in your favor.

“believe they are related to monkeys,”
More to the point, Ray, we know we’re related to Bananas.

“and they abide at your local university.”
Ray demonizing people who are too smart for his bullshit. Such shock.

Prolotario #wingnut #conspiracy

Or Trump is pissed that Bondi isn’t able to do what he wants, IE arrest his enemies and thinking to replacing her will change it… only thing is his pick to replace her will be the same incompetent dipshits that can’t even do what he wants effectively because he only wants loyalty above all else and being a sycophant to a fragile egomaniac does not make a competent individual… and probably will fire him in turn for the same crap

Joe Carter #fundie

“The Incel Movement and the Repugnant Logic of the Sexual Revolution”
The sexual revolution was women being empowered to say yes, and to say no. i can see why you find this distasteful.

“economist Robin Hanson wondered why society is concerned about those who lack access to money but not about those who lack access to sex:”
No one has ever not gotten medical treatment because they were virgins.
No one has ever starved to death because they couldn’t get sex.
No one has ever, ever, lost their home because the VA didn’t have what it needed to fuck half the veterans.

“What It Means: Do men and women have a “right” to sexual activity? Many people claim we do—and that the right is fundamental.”
Hold on. You have a right to participate in sexual activity, yes. No one can stop you and any number of consenting adults from sexing each other.
You do NOT have a right to demand sex. it requires at least two consenting adults. You have to negotiate with another person WHO HAS the right to say NO! or ‘No, not now!’ or ‘The bathroom door locks for a REASON, ass!’

“Over the past decade, sexual-rights advocates have advanced the claim that, as the International Women’s Health Coalition says, “sexual rights are human rights.””
Yes. But you definitely mishear what they’re actually saying.

“The logic of sexual rights will compel, as Hanson noted, that sex may need to be redistributed using the power of the state.”
Fine. All the incels can sign up for Welfare Sex, and the government will connect you to another incel in your area who is desperate for sex.
Do as you will.
You don’t HAVE to fuck them, but you cannot fuck anyone else until you fuck the partner distributed to you.

“Hanson may be the “creepiest economist in America,” but he’s also able to follow the presuppositions of the sexual-rights advocates to their logical conclusion.”
No, he is not. He is following incel demands into sexual rights like a logging truck driving on the wrong side of the freeway.

David J. Stewart #fundie #sexist

"started reading her Bible and some books written by godly Christian wives.”
JK Rowling?
Stephenie Meyer?
Sarah Bessey

Prolotario #wingnut #conspiracy

Bennett Lee Ross #crackpot #magick #ufo #conspiracy

@Timjer #252483

But then he wouldn't be the Resident Poet Loonerate.

David J. Stewart #fundie #sexist

A Freeman #quack #crackpot #fundie #conspiracy

SCOTUS, Haley Chiles #enbyphobia #homophobia #transphobia

@leyo3 #252475

You don't even know what I was proposing. I was actually thinking that there should be a new amendment that clarifies that a child’s health and mental well-being is more important than their parent's religious beliefs.

David J. Stewart #fundie #sexist

tessreis #fundie

“My DH listened to Ozzy Osbourne among others up until about 3 years ago....”
Were you in the passenger seat, unable to stand it any more?

“when his loving wife (ME) replaced all his CDs with Mercy Me and Casting Crowns.”
That’s not a loving wife. That’s a judgmental, pushy, cunt.

“He drives semi long hauls so his music was one way to cure the boredom I guess...”
Sounds good. Not my taste in music, but then again, neither is yours.

“He came home after 10 days on the road a changed man!!!”
Yeah. Now he knows he can’t trust you, or turn his back.

“BUT... I still have lots of learning to do myself...”
No.
Shit.

“Praying that we can stay on the right path TOGETHER!!”
I do believe he’s spent three years preparing to leave.
I sure would.