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Anon #moonbat #psycho

If this is an extreme leftist, than the fact that its comment cannot be distinguished from a MAGAtard only further reinforces my belief in the Horseshoe theory. Both extreme left and extreme right are equally batshit insane.

Fritz Berggren #dunning-kruger #pratt #fundie #conspiracy

@leyo3 #252844

As long as there is ~~evil~~ willful ignorance and stupidity in the hearts of men, flat earthers will never leave.

Anon #moonbat #psycho

Scratch a MAGA and a nazi bleeds. Also, they’ll go crying to “daddy Trump” that the mean libs were not nice to them.

Donald Trump #crackpot #god-complex #psycho

@Conscience #252740

Yes, they have. Tucker Carlson and MTG for one are genuinely revolted by Trump’s entire message (on Easter no less) and needless warmongering and warcrimes and are actually calling for MAGA and conservatives in general to rise against him.

Redeemed Zoomer (Richard Ackerman) #forced-birth #fundie #psycho

By that logic, shouldn’t the people who execute them also be “murderers” and be executed themselves as such? And now I imagine Irredeemable Zoomer’s empty head exploding…

Kabamur Taygeta #ufo #magick #wingnut #conspiracy

Open Minded #wingnut #pratt

<@KeithInc.> #252714

That reminds me of a recent argument I saw of how some MAGAs are shocked at how they are “treated” by everyone else (both domestic and abroad) even when they say they (supposedly) regret their decision and renounced it; it does not matter why they did it, they still screwed over the entire world beyond repair by not caring enough what the consequences of their selfish, short-sighted actions were.

A good metaphor I heard about then was a blank sheet of flat paper representing the USA. MAGA voters crumbled it up into a ball with their choices. Even if they’re going to work VERY HARD to make that sheet of paper flat again, it’ll always remain somewhat crumpled. It can never be fully restored. And that is why nobody is willing to forgive them.

How? You idiots keep saying “Harris was far worse”, but in what way!? What could Harris POSSIBLY have done that is worse than what Trump is doing right now!? Hell, what impression did Harris EVER give back in the day that she would turn the USA into a police state, screw up the economy, and start new wars!?

lonelytrailer #fundie #homophobia #dunning-kruger

Oh, fuck off you entitled, insignificant little shit with a persecution complex.

And you know what? Yeah, I DO hate you and your ilk. Not because of your religion per se, but rather because of your beliefs in general. You ‘murican fundie christians are SUCH arrogant, hate-filled, bigoted, ignorant, stupid, intolerant, selfish, entitled, boorish, wrathful hypocrites that have hardly ever appeared in world’s history. Hell, it’s largely YOU christofascists that put an unstable criminal like Trump (who is starting wars here and there and fucking up the global economy) into absolute power SOLELY to “piss off the libs”.

Fuck all of you. May you all rot in your self-made hell.

Anon #magick #conspiracy

@Skide #252559

It’s telling when even greedy soulless capitalist corpos who want to replace all their workers with cheap, polluting AIs have more ethical standards than Trumpigula…

Anon #ableist

Anon #magick #conspiracy

I wasn't on drugs or drunk.

Then either you’re lying, or your fall caused you to hit your head and be borderline delusional as you lost consciousness and/or track of time.

Any of those four options still sound VASTLY more plausible than an actual “trillions of years old Archangel of Death and Punishment and Mercy” visiting YOU specifically to spread a global warning about Skynet’s emergence…

Also, how in the actual hell can an angel govern both Punishment and Mercy at the same time? Aren’t those concepts rather mutually exclusive?

Kurt E. DeHaan #fundie

Jesus promised to “return” in his followers’ lifetime, last time I checked. That “evidence” clearly never happened.

Also, Jesus promised to rid the world of Sinners. Didn’t really happen, did it? On the other hand Odin promised to rid the world of Giants. Don’t really see any giants around myself… Makes you wonder, doesn’t it?

Paula White (Spiritual Advisor to Donald Trump) #fundie #wingnut

Ahem,

“Thou shalt have no other gods before me”

“Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour”

“Thou shalt not commit adultery”

You know, jus- just putting this out there. Some divine commandments from a certain holy book that you’re supposed to have read…

Also, something about a “golden calf” and the sin of Pride…

Seriously though, Trump is less this guy:

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And more this guy:

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minnymins32 #sexist #dunning-kruger

@ShatteredGlassSkywarp #252507

Domestic abuse can be done by women to men, you know…

JD Vance #conspiracy #crackpot #fundie #ufo

JD Vance Tells Me That UFOs are DEMONS: “I Think They’re DEMONS” 🛸

…Your VP, Ladies and Gents.

but there's also evil out there.

Yes, like the Orange Hitler you so devotedly serve…

I think that one of the devil's great tricks is to convince people he never existed.

How is that even possible if over half the world IS convinced he is real after all? If you ask me, the devil’s “greatest trick” was instead convincing the world that HE is their “one true god” and his fairy tale book is the factual history of everything…

Bennett Lee Ross #crackpot #magick #ufo #conspiracy

Serious question, can BLR even post his crackpot theories without it being written like a shitty poem? I’d probably counter with a decent enough haiku if I cared enough to…

Matt Walsh #wingnut

And just FYI, I genuinely love astronomy. It’s one of my bigger passions ever since I was a child. I’m also an autist with depression and anxiety and other mental health crap who needs welfare support, medication, and psychiatrists to get through life. Hell, just getting up in the morning is a struggle for me every time. And I am admitting that without shame because mental health is a serious thing that people should not be ridiculed for.

And yet, despite that and my crippling self-loathing and inferiority complex, I still feel like less of a parasite than YOU. Weird, isn’t it? That I’d rather be the mess that I am than whatever cockroach you are. Because at least I am not spewing toxic shit everywhere everytime I breathe.

…What "cool shit” have YOU ever done (to improve space travel or just USA in general) aside from constantly bitching about “DEI” and “woke” and “leftists” and “LGTBQIA+” on Youtube echo chambers that no sane person cares about? Genuine cool shit, I mean. Answer me that, Matt.

Thought so. You don’t care about astronomy, do you? You just want to BITCH.

Frankly Matt, I pity you. You are more of a pathetic parasite on society than people on welfare are. At least they don’t actively make their fellow human beings miserable. You’re just a pathetic, sad, angry little man with delusions of importance who NO ONE will mourn or remember once you finally are ten feet under.

Donald Trump #crackpot #psycho #wingnut

@Sasha #252238

Thanks! At this point, Trump really is just one “horse-anointed-as-senator” away from being just as incompetent and insane as an autocrat as the historical Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus was.

Granted, according to some historians said horse thing may not have actually happened, but it’s so ingrained into our zeitgeist that it (or at least the meaning) might as well be true.

Iran has been, essentially, decimated.

Funny, I just read that Iran succesfully shot down a 700 million dollar E-3 Sentry-radar plane with help of what was likely Russian intel.

Trumpigula is getting scared because he started a costly war he’s not winning and his own nation’s getting sick of it due his outright promises NOT to do that exact thing. So, despite ridiculing and insulting the UN and NATO earlier whenever the fuck he could and telling them they shouldn’t rely on USA help ever again, he’s now borderline begging them to finish the fight he needlessly started…

It’d be hilarious if we weren’t all feeling the consequences of it.

Promqueenlette #conspiracy #crackpot #fundie #transphobia #interphobia

Baby eating sacrifing ritualistic demons

Ah, yes, "baby”. The other other white meat. Not a satanist nor demon nor trans myself, but from what I heard they’re a delicacy.

Fritz Berggren #fundie #conspiracy #pratt #racist

@Citizen_Justin #252147

Eh, it still speaks about the firmament and heaven being up and hell being down. So it contains flat earth nonsense.

Satan is the great dragon that deceives the nations

Yes, and his greatest deception EVER was convincing all of YOU morons that HE is god and a fairy-tale book is factual. And you ALL fell for it hook line and sinker…

Karole #transphobia #homophobia #fundie

Pride which God hates

Oh, shut your hypocritical piehole. From experience you Christian Fundies are THE most hubris-filled people I’ve ever had the displeasure of listening to.

perversion of God's seven-color rainbow

The Greek Goddess Iris is older than YHWH. Hell, the Norse Bifrost bridge is also older than YHWH. YHWH did not invent the rainbow.

behaviors that are in complete rejection of God's purpose in creating man and woman

I’m a healthy cisgendered man still of “breeding age”. I love women and boobies. I also am not planning on ever reproducing while I can help it, and I’m not ashamed of that. Fuck you, you forced-birthers.

Rob Schneider #crackpot #elitist #psycho #wingnut

Tell you what, Rob, YOU serve a full tour in the military and participate in an unwanted war (and prefereably get cripplingly injured, and then get thrown on the street without any vets benefits as the GOP is so in favor of doing) and then you MIGHT just have a right to stand on that soapbox. But until then, shut your piehole.

You asshats are the epitome of “many of you may die horribly, but that is a sacrifice we’re willing to make”

NiteStryker #sexist #psycho

@didi #251983

Assholes like this aren’t just hurting women, but decent men as well. Their macho chauvinism also means that men who suffer from SA are too scared to come out out of fear of being seen as “weak”.

These machos are a blight on everyone, and I despise them for both sides.

I am going to make an assumption that she was probably dressed a bit slutty.

And that is where even your rhetoric fails. Even IF one were to share the absolutely inane beliefs that “revealing clothes earn rape”, you JUST admit you don’t even know if she even WAS dressed revealingly! And yet you still put the blame on her!

Besides, who defines what counts as “slutty dresses” anyway(*)? ’Cause I HIGHLY doubt she was walking around in lingerie (and even if she was, still no excuse for rape)…

Seriously, this disgusts me. Women (wether pretty or not) should NOT have to walk around in Burqas just to reduce the chances of a macho psycho feeling the need to assault her over her appearance. No means no; even if a sexy woman leads someone on and then changes her mind, she still has EVERY RIGHT to refuse.

(*)Hell, even if she dresses conservatively, certain body types just don’t allow for much modesty…

As a heterosexual man myself, I can only say this gives all of us a bad name.

BonaFideOne #ufo

@Sasha #252055

Well, apparently I’m an “Atlantean” according to this. Does that give me the ATA gene? Can I interface with the Ancient Repository of Knowledge? Can I achieve Ascension!?

Marc Andreessen and Elon Musk #ableist #crackpot #quack

Muskrat is both a massive waste of perfectly good wealth and of oxygen in general.

BonaFideOne #ufo

martiancount1877 #homophobia

As much as I think jokes shouldn’t be too politically correct, the thing is a joke is supposed to be funny and has a certain logic to it. This is just dumb and nonsensical. It’s just another “dey eat da poopoo”…

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #dunning-kruger #wingnut #god-complex

jimh7339 #fundie

<@KeithInc.> #251897

As I said before and keep saying, if “doing good deeds” sends me to Hell, I’d rather go to Hell. At least I’ll be surrounded by nice people there.

Question, do we have a "saying the quiet part out loud” award here? Because IMO this fits.

masonclark2y2bts #fundie

Well, if being a judgmental asshat is the ONLY requirement to get into heaven, then I’d genuinely prefer to go to Hell instead. At least the company will be nicer there…

PITT Parents #transphobia

I was once a loving father.

Perhaps. But you’re certainly not one anymore…

Now I am reduced to philosophizing about peppers.

Wow, it’s almost like the PITTparents rabbit hole is VERY bad for your mental health…

Seriously, if you’d rather spout nonsense about peppers online rather than even attempt to reconcile with and love your daughter, then she really is better off without you.

Can’t he see what he is doing to me?!

“It’s all about ME!!!!” once again…

Laura Wood #homophobia #fundie

@TheKingOfRhye #251858

Preach! I really try to live by the “live and let live” philosophy(*). If what someone else does somewhere does not affect me in any way, nor hurt anyone innocent, then I do believe that I am in no way qualified nor priveliged to tell them they should do otherwise. Every living being has the right to self-determinate; and taking someone’s personal choices away, even for the bestest of intentions, never ends well.

(*)Both because that’s just who I am, and because I’ve seen/heard/read enough examples of what happens when people do feel the need to impose their own lifestyle upon everyone else. That, and nobody will EVER be “conformist” enough to please such meddlers anyway.

Declan Finn #wingnut #psycho #conspiracy #transphobia #racist

When the Left feels compelled to kill the guy who just wants to talk

Another example of “If I just keep saying it often enough, reality shall conform to my beliefs and that will make my lies true!!!! And if it has not happened yet, then obviously I’m not lying hard enough!!!”

Laura Wood #homophobia #fundie

WHY do so many people who do not themselves engage in “homosexuality” approve of it?

Because it’s really none of my goddamn business to tell other people who they should or should no love.

Bennusmagnus #fundie #transphobia

please consider prayer

Yes, please do. As everyone with a modicum of a brain knows that prayer is less than worthless.

Professor Jiang #crackpot #forced-birth #wingnut

Apparently 20% of all American white girls in their 20s are on OnlyFans.

Good for them, at least they have an honest income and are spreading some beauty across the world. There are a LOT worse ways for college-age girls to earn money (and still remain destitute with todays economy).

main problem was that women refused to have children.

Dude, seriously? We have over 8 Billion people on earth right now and the number is only growing even WITH all the wars and famine. More women are still having children than they probably should have. A few young women not having kids just yet is not going to worsen ANYTHING by any metric no matter how you spin it.

Besides, who is going to take care of and pay for those excess children? You?

OnlyFans, I think, is the best indicator of a society in decline.

Nah, that’s just unmoderated social media in general.

Dr. Katherine Milano/Dr. Michael Salla #crackpot #ufo #conspiracy

severely punished […] before being sent back to Mars.

Man, this bootleg DOOM script sounds ass. Not enough demon slaying, for one.

Eva Vlaardingerbroek #racist #conspiracy

…Look, I’ll admit that Europe has a bit of an immigration problem. A LOT of african, eastern-european, or middle-eastern refugees find their way here because there is nowhere else for them to go. At its height, it was indeed more than our governments could process. And I’ll also admit that several of those immigrants (possibly due to not being screened or educated properly) do not integrate well and thus come into conflict with our culture and laws (which is more my issue than their skin color or religion).

That being said, I really wouldn’t go so far as to say that us white, native Europeans are “outnumbered” in Europe itself. And certainly not that it’s a conscious choice by our governments to “replace” us. And even so, it tends to be you right-wing fascists who escalate the problems anyway. And this is coming from your southern neighbour who primarily votes more to the right. As long as the immigrants are willing to do honest work and obey the law, who the fuck should even care? It’s not like they’re tearing down churches to build mosques on them or rewrite our laws… Hell, “Sharia4Belgium” is still considered a terrorist organization here last time I checked.

TL;DR: I’m not against immigration here, but I do still think it should be regulated enough to make sure those with greater needs get priority so that the system doesn’t get clogged again.

Vladimir "Kirill" Mikhailovich Gundyayev #fundie #conspiracy

the West, which has fallen into Satanism

…Kirill, you pretty much sold your very soul, image, and your entire unorthodox church to a false god (Putin) all for the sake of power. You WISH you were “merely” a Satanist.

It characterized the conflict as a "Holy War"

…Because a “holy war” has NEVER been a bad thing throughout all of recorded human history. /s

Kirill: Are we the bad guys here?

Derek Rishmawy #conspiracy #crackpot

@Skide #251443

Speaking of She Who Thirsts and the Ruinous Powers, I stand by my idea that even they tend to be less evil than how fundies portray Old Testament God(*). At least Khorne has honor and valor, Nurgle cares about his followers, and Slaanesh isn’t a sexist prude. And Tzeentch… Yeah, ok, that might be more difficult to answer.

(*)And considering Fundies portray their god according to their own image and ideals, it says a lot about them specifically.

Donald Trump #psycho #wingnut

<@KeithInc.> #251438

He’s facing consequences from sticking his dick in crazy

Does he? Does he really? Because it seems more like the entire world except Trump himself is feeling those consequences.

And I don’t know about you, but the entire world greatly outnumbers one cowardly, obese, senile, old draft dodger with an overinflated ego…