TheKingOfRhye

@TheKingOfRhye

Anon #fundie

In slightly more seriousness, for me the attraction to Succubi comes mostly from the “Succubus in love” trope. Something about the embodiment of carnal desires actually falling in love with a mortal and remaining faithful to them is very wholesome to me.

Oh yeah, definitely! I’ve read a few “haremlit” series with a character like a succubus who falls for the protagonist, good stuff. It’s not the same thing, but KINDA similar maybe…one of my favorite series in that vein is “Villain For Hire”, where there’s a woman the main character meets who’s a very powerful psychic, and can basically get any person to desire her if the wants to…but the protagonist is like the one person she’s met who can resist her powers, so she’s immediately attracted to him, lol. (Also the premise of that series is kinda awesome…a villain with superpowers who’s paid and takes pride in losing to superheroes, lol)

Laura G #transphobia

My only son, I will never have biological grandchildren.

Is that really like the end of the damn world or something though? I dunno, maybe it’s because I’ve never had children myself, despite being 49 years old (as of today! woohoo Happy Birthday ME!)

Master Luke Robinson #god-complex #psycho

I think that’s more of a “philosophy” than a “religion”…a religion is something more formalized, I guess. But anyway, whatever you wanna call it, it sounds to me like your “religion” is just “being a dick.”

Ethan White #crackpot #wingnut #conspiracy

@Bastethotep #253139

As such, even if Diana were alive, she would most certainly not be Queen of the United Kingdom.

And Melania is apparently a Catholic, which would disqualify her there. Or is that another part of the “deep cover”??

She took the name Melania Knauss and used modeling as cover.

Then what the hell happened to who I guess I’ll call the “original” Melania Knauss, who was born in 1970, 27 years before Diana “took the name”? Or are we trying to say she didn’t exist? Because just from looking at the Wikipedia article about her, she made appearances as a model before then.

Q the Storm Rider #crackpot #wingnut #magick #ufo #conspiracy

Council of the Republic of the National Assembly of Belarus #homophobia

"propaganda of homosexual relations, gender change, childlessness, pedophilia."

One of these things is not like the other!

Punishments for people producing propaganda of pedophilia, OK, sure…(though I suspect they might be overzealous with it)…and for LGBT stuff, obviously I don’t agree with that, but not all that surprising to see unfortunately….but “childlessness”???

Tony Crowe #conspiracy #racist

There is no risk of any nuclear weapon as they are fake and a hoax.

I think people who were in Hiroshima or Nagasaki in Japan in August 1945 would disagree with that!

Something I didn’t think of before I typed that…does this person also think nuclear power is “fake”? I mean, I live where I can often see the steam from a nuclear power plant if not the stacks themselves. And if I remember right, there’s been talks about shutting the nearby coal-fired plant down eventually. And there’s the famous instances of nuclear power plant meltdowns that have generally fucked things up, like Three Mile Island and Fukushima, to name just a few examples. I don’t think it’s a big leap of logic to come to the conclusion that if nuclear power exists, and can cause bad shit if something goes wrong, hey, maybe someone could make a weapon out of that.

Fritz Berggren #dunning-kruger #pratt #fundie #conspiracy

@leyo3 #252844

There are multiple channels on YouTube (SciManDan is a good one, but there’s definitely a lot more) that spend a lot of time responding to flat-earthers videos.

Clif High #crackpot #sexist #racist #wingnut #ufo #conspiracy

To survive a ‘working life’ a body relies on testosterone. To endure the grinding pressures of the industrial side of humanity both physically and mentally takes much more than ideology.

Clif here has either never worked in a “blue-collar” job in his life, or he’s flat-out lying, or is blindingly stupid. Possibly at least two out of those three possibilities, take your pick!

Parents With Inconvenient Truths about Trans #transphobia

I am not a parent of a trans-identified child/adult. However, I am a mother of three small children. Please accept an offering of a poem. I don’t have first-hand familiarity with today’s ”trans world” or what many of you have gone through.

So, in other words… “I don’t have any experience with this, but I’ll offer my opinion anyway!” And not just an opinion, a poem at that. If you can even call that a poem.

Fritz Berggren #dunning-kruger #pratt #fundie #conspiracy

Yet many of us have been near the equator, on the ocean, and it can be flat calm. Mariners experience the “doldrums,” no wind at all for weeks on end

OK…next time you’re near the equator, instead of looking at the calm water, look up at the sky. You’ll be seeing constellations you wouldn’t see from farther north, or south for that matter. Like how I, at a latitude of roughly 42 degrees north, can’t see Crux, also known as the “Southern Cross.” I’d love to see someone try to explain how that would make any sense on a flat earth!

NASA says that the earth has a circumference of 24,000 miles, and that earth rotates once every 24 hours — thus surface speed at the equator is 1000 mph, faster that the speed of sound

I don’t know why the fuck flat-earthers seem to blame everything they think is wrong on NASA. As if they’re the single source of all geological and astronomical knowledge. Eratosthenes calculated the Earth’s circumference more than 2000 years before NASA was even an idea that anyone had. He didn’t get it EXACTLY right, but 24,000 miles is actually more off.

ZINK #elitist #dunning-kruger #conspiracy

“Almost overnight, the Zelda fandom became a majority of noobs.”

OK, then, how about being happy that there’s a bunch of new fans who are literally gonna keep the fandom alive? And they’ll likely check out the old games and think “damn, this is cool!” and etc. (or at least as long as they don’t play “The Adventure of Link” first and inevitably get frustrated by how FUCKING HARD that game is!)

Open Minded #wingnut #pratt

@Sasha #252771

And female.

That just reminds me of the clipping from a 1963 newspaper which I’ve seen a few times on Facebook and Reddit, where they were asking people “would a woman be a good president?”

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I agree with Vern Hause from Stevens Point, WI’s response: “She couldn’t do any worse than some we’ve had.” Amen, Vern, amen.

Tatsuya Ishida #racist #conspiracy

Panel 3: the French soldier replies with “Connerie”, “There aren't even that many Jews in France” and “None in the military”

The Armée Juive (Jewish Army), was a Zionist resistance movement in Nazi occupied Vichy France during World War II which was created during January 1942 in Toulouse.

Also, it’s kinda hilarious that Tatsuya apparent doesn’t know what the French flag actually looks like.

Anon #psycho #sexist

Wonderful things exist in spite of males, not because of them.

Well, I disagree with that, as I am a male, and I like to think I am myself a “wonderful thing”! lol

Kabamur Taygeta #ufo #magick #wingnut #conspiracy

A Pleiadian

It’s always kinda bugged me when I see stuff quoted here talking about “Pleiadians.” Would an alien living on a planet orbiting one of the stars in the Pleiades be likely to call themselves a Pleiadian, or whatever the word for it in their own language would be? If it was even a thing they recognized and had a word for?

Carl Johann Schroeder #ufo #magick #conspiracy

Many people predict that extraterrestrials will soon announce themselves.

I, for one, don’t predict that. I suppose it is possible we could receive some sort of radio transmission from ETs soon, but I think it’s just as likely to happen hundreds or thousands of years from now, if ever. While I personally believe it’s damn near a certainty that there’s other intelligent life out there somewhere, the problem is, to quote Douglas Adams:

Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space.

Brent D. Cates #wingnut #conspiracy #homophobia #racist

Wayne Allyn Root #wingnut

A President can’t indict anyone. Damn, I think a smart high school student knows how the US govt works better than Wayne seems to.

Tom Foe #racist #ableist #wingnut #conspiracy #psycho #sexist

Nick Fuentes Derangement Syndrome

You don’t need to name a syndrome after him, he’s deranged enough on his own!

RedpillDrifter #racist #fundie

Anon #magick #conspiracy

They also said "Abramhamism" isn't correct and is authority worship and actual God is way more merciful and kind and funny than the Christian religion says, and actual God is more like the near-death experience reported man of light who gives everyone a chance to go to Heaven. They said no religion describes the Creator right.

I can kinda believe that, not gonna lie. Makes as much sense as anything else to me.

Anon #ableist

Pete Hegseth #crackpot #psycho #wingnut #fundie

These warfighters — entrusted with the safety of our nation — are no less entitled to exercise their God-given right to keep and bear arms than any other American.

That seems like kind of a nonsensical statement to me. Of course they’re “no less entitled”, they’re actually much more entitled to keep and bear arms. It’s like…their job! I don’t even oppose the 2nd Amendment, I guess I just don’t have a damn hardon for it like some Republicans seem to have. I’m almost 49 years old, and ya wanna know how many guns I’ve ever owned? That would be a big fat zero. Hell, the biggest thing I’ve personally shot was a damn bb gun, lol.

DisMyLik18thAccount #forced-birth #sexist

Don't do anything drastic that you're gonna regret
If you're feeling guilty just at the thought of abortion imagine how you're gonna feel if you actually do it and can't turn back?

Well, ya know….I kinda can’t hate that, as far as it goes. If you really think abortion is wrong, then don’t have one.

Also honestly aborting would be very unfair on the father and your family, don't forget this is also his child and their grandchild/nibling etc.

OK, that’s what I kinda dont know about. Maybe in this hypothetical scenario that we’re not told the specifics of, the potential father is in support of the woman getting an abortion for whatever reason? Also, “nibling” is a new term to me, but yeah, that’s a thing, lol

lonelytrailer #fundie #homophobia #dunning-kruger

Nobody really disrespects any other religion besides Christianity.

Wow, that’s a pretty bold statement. How about, for example, how some (not all) Christians disrespect other religions, as can be often seen on this very site? Christians often disrespect Islam, Judaism, and for that matter, Protestants disrespect Catholics and vice versa. Which is kinda funny to me, as an atheist, because, those are all really different versions of the same thing.

The Budget Savvy Travelers #transphobia #homophobia #wingnut

Oh, I know the context of this. They’re talking about the NBA player (well, former NBA player) Jaden Ivey getting waived by the Chicago Bulls due to his anti-LGBT comments he’s made recently. I’d have to ask, how could you be surprised by that? The NBA has been pretty pro-LGBT lately. Also, he was ruled out for the rest of the season anyway due to an injury, so maybe the Bulls took that into consideration, lol

A Freeman #quack #crackpot #fundie #conspiracy

STOP CALLING THEM DOCTORS

Well, doctors are people who have earned a degree that’s called, believe it or not, a doctorate. So, that’s what I’ll call them, because that’s what they are. Of course I have to mention not all of those are in medical fields, in fact one could get a doctorate in, say, astrophysics, like a certain curly-haired rock guitarist who I’m a huge fan of did. He even got knighted, at that, ya know.

Also, my dad’s 72 and has had heart issues and stuff. If he wasn’t taking medications for that, he’d probably either be dead or in worse shape than he is now, so fuck you very much.

Jesse Watters #wingnut #sexist

JESSE WATTERS (CO-HOST): Well, Nancy says there will not be a female president in her lifetime, and I say thank God. I hope there's not a female president in my lifetime.

Apparently he’s referring to Nancy Pelosi, who is 86 years old, so yeah, I suppose there is a decent chance that that won’t happen in HER lifetime. Like if Kamala Harris or someone else (AOC? MI gov Whitmer?) wins the nomination but doesn’t win the Presidency in ‘28. But, ya know, Jesse’s 47 years old himself, so I wouldn’t be too sure of that if I were him.

Jim #sexist #fundie #homophobia #racist #wingnut #forced-birth

Nachisu Miku/Kenneth Christian Paul Schulz #racist #wingnut #transphobia #conspiracy #pratt #dunning-kruger

DOOM one of the most Christian games ever

Wait a minute…what the fuck? Admittedly I’m not like a “mega Doom fan” or whatever, but from what I remember of it, I have absolutely no idea how somebody would say that. I must be missing something here, I dunno. If any video game would be “the most Christian game ever” it’d probably be one of those crappy games made by “Wisdom Tree” that AVGN reviews a while back.

letg0orbdragged #crackpot #sexist

@Titania #252285

Yeah, same here. I guess you never forget the music that came out when you were in high school, lol.

That came out in ‘91, so I was looking up albums that came out in that year…holy crap, the albums that came out in a span of 44 days…Nevermind, Ten, the “Black Album”, Badmotorfinger, Use Your Illusion, etc. Wow.

Rob Schneider #crackpot #elitist #psycho #wingnut

Rob Schneider took to X on Friday to declare that the United States “must restore the military draft for our nation’s young people

That’s an easy thing to say for someone who’s never served in the military and is 62 years old, which would be 20 years or more (depending on the branch) past the maximum age limit to even enlist, much less be drafted! What’s that line… “some of you may die, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make”

Anyway, Rob, just stick to endorsing whiskey that’s marketed to conservatives, at least, OK? (yes, that’s an actual thing, lol)

Linda Harvey #fundie #racist #homophobia #wingnut #conspiracy

homosexuals and transgenders claim they too form an “ethnicity” or a “marginalized community.”

I’ve never once heard anyone claiming LGBTQ is an “ethnicity.” If they did, well, they’d be wrong. A “marginalized community,” though? Uh, yeah, hello?? Aren’t you literally trying to marginalize them????

Marc Andreessen and Elon Musk #ableist #crackpot #quack

Well, if Elon Musk agrees with something that sounds like bullshit to me, I’ll take that as a sign that I’m on the right track.

NiteStryker #sexist #psycho

Ok. Girl went to homecomming dance, was waiting for her dad to pick her up*, then was gangraped and beaten.
Horrible story.
But,

Seriously, after you said “But”…I knew the rest of this was gonna be utter bullshit.

Kelley Edward #pratt

OK, for someone who says that Stephen Colbert is a white supremacist (and I don’t know how the fuck you come to that conclusion!), then turning around and saying basically “I’d rather see a black person write a LOTR movie”…that comes across as very hypocritical. Am I reading too much into that, or does it sound like they’re implying something like “a black person making a LOTR movie would be horrible, but Colbert doing it would be even worse”?

letg0orbdragged #crackpot #sexist

@Sasha #252200

People are still having sex, and nothing seems to stop them!

Now that’s a song I probably haven’t thought of once in the last 20 plus years, but it instantly came to mind there, LOL

Fritz Berggren #fundie #conspiracy #pratt #racist

The sun, moon, and stars move in relation to earth

That’s actually technically true, it just doesn’t mean what he thinks it means.

Promqueenlette #conspiracy #crackpot #fundie #transphobia #interphobia

Those Baby eating sacrifing ritualistic demons

I wanted to say that sounded like a cool metal band name, but nah, too long. “Baby Eating Demons” would be more uh…snappy!

Commander Astrea via Ricardo Peterson Kuthumi (Indian in the machine) #ufo #magick #conspiracy

Subtly the elite know how to control the minds and keep them in the sleeping spaces, on the teams, on the games, on how the World Cup is going

Well, that’s obviously bullshit then…I don’t care about the World Cup, I care about how the local Detroit area teams are doing. The Tigers got off to a decent start, they have a rookie, Kevin McGonigle, who looks like he might just be the real deal…and the Pistons are still looking like a contender.

Bennett Lee Ross #crackpot #magick #dunning-kruger #quack #conspiracy

Our aura is our biofield and is made of photons dispersed by our cells

Considering that photons are light, then why aren’t we all literally walking flashlights?

PITT Parents #transphobia

Society INSISTS endlessly that the word “jalapeno” is pronounced “hall-uh-peen-yo”

Yes, because that is the way that word is pronounced! It’s pronounced like that because Spanish-speaking people named it, because they can be found in places where people speak Spanish. Espanol, if you wanna be really accurate. I’m enough of an international person I guess, that I occasionally encounter words in Spanish or French that I know aren’t pronounced like us English-speakers would pronounce them phonetically.

splatster01 #transphobia #enbyphobia

Anon #crackpot #sexist

Most males just ferment into compost instead of cook into a meal.

Well, I think if you leave any dead person, man or woman or whatever, long enough, they’ll eventually be compost. That’s kinda weirdly comforting to me, I think.

Anon #homophobia

Gay moids are men who think and act just like men.

Yes, I suppose that’s true. Men in fact think and act just like men! Because, ya know, that’s what they are. Though, I kinda think that doesn’t really mean anything to say that. I’ve known a lot of men in my lifetime, and they definitely don’t all act the same. Same can be said for women too, of course. People can be fucking weird, is what I’m really saying, OK?

Declan Finn #wingnut #psycho #conspiracy #transphobia #racist

we were on the train track to Hell.

Does that run parallel to the Highway To Hell? Once you pass up the Stairway to Heaven, I suppose…

Maybe I should write a new rock anthem that is a middle ground between those…call it “The Escalator to Purgatory” lol

Laura Wood #homophobia #fundie

@Timjer #251853

Because it’s really none of my goddamn business to tell other people who they should or should no love.

You know, I really feel like this world be a much better place if more people adhered to that idea. Not even just about who you should or should not love or have sexual relations with, more people need to realize that a lot of whatever is “none of their goddamn business”.