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Olivia (Happy Now Olivia!) #crackpot #psycho #god-complex #fundie

Frosty Wooldridge #wingnut #conspiracy

Melania didn’t deserve any of that vile, hateful speech by Kimmel.

She and Trump both attended Pedo Pete’s Island Retreat; she was passed between them like a blunt at a Bob Marley and the Wailers tribute concert in Seattle. She knew what he was when she met him, decided that a Green Card was worth more than having actual scruples, and married and shat out a Mini-Me of the fucker, all without the slightest glimmer of regret or hesitation.

You’re right, she doesn’t deserve snarky jokes about how, someday, her husband will go the way of all flesh.

She deserves worse. And for her, that would be utter and complete obsolescence.

Tatsuya Ishida #wingnut #pratt #dunning-kruger

Back in Berlin:

“LOL, I am so random, nein? Surely the Englisch will ignore that I tried to kill them and join up with my kill-everyone-who-isn’t-me agenda! Ooh, I do hope they don’t realize that they aren’t me - it would ruin the surprise of me betraying and then trying to kill them all later on, like I did with Russia!”

Olivia (Happy Now Olivia!) #crackpot #psycho #fundie #god-complex #racist

*Reads all this*
*Tries to glean some molecule of coherence from this screed*
*throws hands up in defeat*

I dunno, man. I just don’t fuckin’ know.

Fuck whatever goverment from whatever country this poor girl calls home for doing whatever they did to their mental health system, that she’s out there making these Youtube videos instead of getting the help she obviously needs.

Or fuck whatever misandrist AI is churning them out, could be either.

Looker for truth #racist

“Everybody’s a Jew, except me! And I’m starting to have suspicions about me…”

C.T. #wingnut #racist

Looker for truth #racist #crackpot

Or your starting premise of ‘big bad Jewish boogeyman’ is nonsense. Could be that.

william morrissey #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy

Tatsuya Ishida #wingnut #conspiracy #racist

Hitler despised Britain because it wasn’t Germany. He hated the British because they weren’t Germans. He hated the French because they weren’t Germans. He even hated the Japanese because they weren’t Germans. (Proclaiming them ‘honourary Aryans’ wouldn’t have spared them from the camps, Tats, it just moved them down the list of people he would have gotten around to exterminating eventually.)

Bennett Lee Ross #crackpot #magick #ufo #conspiracy

But the earth is energizing and charging
And soon beams of plasma will shoot up in cracks and crevices all over the world
The plasma will baptize us with the Holy Spirit and Fire
Separating the wheat from the tares

Benny, that’s just Aerith’s prayer reaching the Lifestream. That ‘plasma’ is just the Lifestream rising up to catch Meteor before it flattens the world.

Ethan White #crackpot #wingnut #conspiracy #mammon

@TheVaudevillain #253680

Well you see, as it was foretold in the Elder Scrolls; one day, the Democrats would return to power. There would be conflict in the Empire, as Red Hat and Sane Person warred over ideology. During these turbulent times, the great Devourer of Worlds, O-Ba-Ma, would rise up and bring about the End of Ages. Only one could stand against them, a mortal with the soul of a Kennedy, the One They Fear. In their tongue, he is John-John, the MAGABorn!

I mean, he was a Democrat like his dad and uncle, and I’m sure he’d request to be put back in the Futurama-tube once he hears what cousin Bobby’s been up to, but sure, he’d fuck with the MAGAs, why not?

Lookerfortruth #racist

Why is “distant” in scare-quotes? It was his great-great-grandmother.

And just how Jewish do you think you are, OP? Spoiler: it’s not 0%.

WM0915 #wingnut #pratt

The only positive traits Trump has are that he’s old, he’s mortal, and he’s biodegradable. Meaning that someday (come on, magic cheeseberder, no whammy, get ‘er done!) he’ll cack it and save the human race from what he’d otherwise do to it. There shall be much rejoicing, and he can get onto the business he was put on this Earth to do - fertilize a golf course.

Meowykar #sexist

*Blinks in sheer disbelief at all of this*

Nobody tell them where girls come from. They’re not ready for the revelation just yet!

MrCrekerYT #pratt #quack

“And because I rent my skull out as an apartment for squirrels, I’m too dumb to know that an acronym can have more than one meaning!”

Anon #racist #conspiracy

Oooh, so close, Contestant! While it is true that a certain religion is trying its damndest to make people dumber, it’s not the one you think it is! The correct answer was, why does Christianity use ignorance to maintain it’s power base?!

PlNKG0RE #sexist #psycho

I am so glad I nuked my Xitter account from orbit, when Elmo was declared Secretery of Balloon Doggies. Haven’t missed a fucking moment of it, and I dodged bullshit like this.

user-56a53jr986 #wingnut #conspiracy #pratt

“Crimes? What crimes? He’s totally allowed to declare war without Congressional approval! It’s perfectly normal for a President to brag about wanting to commit war crimes! The Constitution is really more of a guide line than a set of rules!”

Laura G #transphobia

*to the tune of Beethoven’s Fifth Symphony*

Me Me Me ME! Me Me Me ME!

Tatsuya Ishida #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

“Just think, Henri; instead of music et laughter et joy, we too could have industrialized murder and fascist control of the entire population! Germany was right to “kick out” the Jews, and by “kick out,” I mean from life, because they rounded up innocent civilians who ran shoe stores and bakeries and fucking murdered them, even killing the babies who couldn’t see fucking colour, let alone run a subversive cultural machine! And imagine, we too could have all that, if only we surrendered to these hateful murderous fiends!”
*Henri looks at his friend. Beat. Gunshot rings out. Henri holsters his gun as the friend slumps to the detritus of the forest floor, now just food for the crows.*

“Putain de Nazi.”

Trustyourperceptions #sexist #crackpot

"Ooh, look at me; I read a genetics textbook, had some sexist preconceived notions that derided the males of my species, and smashed them together - and against my own head - until the blunt force trauma made me hallucinate all this nonsense!"

This is what happens when your premise starts with contempt and just works backwards from there.

For the record, SRY is just one of the genes responsible for gonad development; it’s not a ‘magic button,’ because that’s not how gene regulation works, it’s more of a system. And it’s not ironclad, or else there’d be no females at all. SRY can be overwritten, and is frequently. But that’s all too complex for the “half the human race needs to die so I feel better about being a shitty person” crowd, so we all have to read fuckery like this.

Ethan White #crackpot #wingnut #conspiracy

“And this makes Donald Jesus Trump the One True King of All Britannia! Kick that phony Chuck off that fancy-ass chair and give our guy fuckin’ Excalibur, already! He’ll undo all that ‘dismantle the Empire’ nonsense! Taking back all those countries that left, like Canada and Australia and India and Ameri-whoops! Not that one! That one gets to stay free because reasons! And yes, I’m ignoring that Diana had no claim to any kind of royal title outside her marriage to Charles, or that it’s rather hard for a British person to affect an accurate Slovenian accent, or that Diana would be ten years older than Melania, had she not taking the Paris Tunnel Extreme Street Luge Challenge, or that Diana was a devoted mother who never would have left her sons behind! I know all that already, but choose to ignore it to fit my nonsense; because I am duck-fucking insaaaaaaaaaane!”

Edit: another thing that just occured to me: a simple and cursory internet search will bring up Melania’s past as a softcore porn model. If she’s really Diana, than the implications are kinda fucky.

Tatsuya Ishida #racist #conspiracy

“Huh, pretty sure you invaded our allies and that’s why we declared war on you. But what do I know, I haven’t been sucking that syphilitic fuhrer wangle, like you have.”
“Nein! Nein! Ve needed Poland! It has all zat room ve need to expand our Empire!”
“Right, sure, just the tiny little issue of actual human beings living there. Also, I’m pretty sure Ya Boy Adenoid wanted a war with France ’cause he was still salty we bounced you Prussian fuckers a while back.”
“ZISS IS EIN LIE! VE VUN ZAT WAR! UNT IT VAS NEIN WAR! IT VAS EIN PARTY! VE VERE INVITED! ZER VAS PUNCH UNT BALLOONS UNT CLOWNS!”
“Oh, we know there were clowns. They were dressed kinda like you are right now.”

ZINK #elitist #dunning-kruger #conspiracy

@LPBvgc #252727

But…how can there be future Zelda fans if they’re gatekept out of the fandom?

I hate how people like this forget that, once upon a time, they were the newbies in the fanspace.

Besides, everyone knows that real Zelda fans stopped paying attention when they cancelled the cartoon./s

Bennett Lee Ross #crackpot #magick #ufo #conspiracy

Okay, when I was a wee little kid, about 3 or 4 years old, I actually thought the world was kept in somebody’s shoebox on a shelf in their closet (no, I don’t know how I came up with that idea), and night time was just when this mysterious box-owner would put the lid on the shoebox.

So I can understand where Benjy is coming from - he has all the understanding of a confused toddler.

My question is, if, somehow, his nonsense were real - then what? Oh no, we’re all living inside a big glass dome. So what do we do about it? What is the point of ‘revealing’ this to the masses if they can’t do anything about the situation? Oh right, he’s insane and just likes the attention.

Rob Schneider #crackpot #elitist #psycho #wingnut

The Budget Savvy Travelers #transphobia #homophobia #wingnut

“You can’t kneel before the flag! But you sure as hell can hump it on stage in front of cameras! That’s always A-Okay!”

Jesse Watters #wingnut #sexist

Whining about women not being ‘emotionally mature,’ then celebrating an eighty-year old toddler who complains that the allies he totally doesn’t need and doesn’t want and actually fucking stabbed in the back with his brainrotted tarrifs, aren’t helping him win the temper tantrum he threw at Iran.

Jesse Watters keeps forgetting to put on his facepaint before he goes on the Fox News Clown Show.

Rob Schneider #crackpot #elitist #psycho #wingnut

“Man Who Won’t Have to Sacrifice Anything, Demands Others Sacrifice For Him!”

Okay, okay, okay, hear me out - a garbage man who can’t get laid finds a military medal that was accidentally thrown in the trash. He picks it up, pricks his finger on it, and suddenly finds himself in the body of the soldier who wore it! Now he has to survive a war he never signed up for, doesn’t know how to fight, and figure out how to get back into his own body - AND PROM IS TOMORROW!

Coming this summer, Rob Schneider is…DRAFTED!

And also an asshole. He’s an asshole.

Kelley Edward #pratt

1) Stephen Colbert is conservative. Just because he can’t stand Babyhands, doesn’t make him left-wing: it just means he has both object-permanence, and standards.

2) To say that Colbert hasn’t had to deal with any real-world struggles ignores that his father and two brothers died in a plane crash when he was a kid. He still has to live with that.

3) It’s clear that the only reason you don’t like him is because he’s anti-Trump. Sorry you won’t get an LoTR where Wormtongue takes over the kingdom and wages war against the Shire because they don’t kiss his ass. Must be the hardest ordeal you’ve ever faced.

PITT Parents #transphobia

“And it’s pronounced sam-yoo-rah-eye, not ‘samurai!’ I decide how foreignese words sound! Me! It’s all about ME!!”

Who the hell pronounces it juh-lop-en-oh? Not even people from the midwest who pronounce the ’l’s in ‘tortilla’ do that.

Tyler Blanski #homophobia #biphobia #crackpot

This dude’s kids honestly ask him, “Daddy, do you love us?” and his response is a cold and detached, “I am committed to your survival insofar as it means the continuation of my genetic material. All other considerations are mere distractions intended to guide me away from my pre-programmed mission. Now, which one of you is John Connor?”

Gen Z Patriotz #racist #conspiracy #sexist #homophobia

Wow, eight whole white genocides and not a single one of them worked. The JYOOOOOEWWWWWZ that only exist in your diseased mind sure are incompetant supervillains. Why are you afraid of them, again?

Judy Byington #crackpot #wingnut #ufo #magick #conspiracy #mammon

Donald Trump #racist

The giant Macy’s Thanksgiving Day balloon with the regular-sized hands wants to talk about genetics? His mother looked like a senior home performance of There’s Something About Mary rehearsed in a wind tunnel, and Fred Trump’s contenance could best be described as “the aliens from They Live, but wearing a Spirit Halloween mask of Robert Goulet.”

And then there are his kids. Motherfucker don’t wanna be talking about genetics when Eric looks like a miscalculation in racehorse breeding.

@dubitoergocogitoergosum, @KTM690 & @Stephenm85 #wingnut #racist

We Aryans never told the Africans they could never build, they had the materials but not the motivation.

Dude, white people walked into black countries, stole their resources and kidnapped their people to sell at fucking market.

As for motivation, you mean protection from weather and the predators that Africa is kinda famous for wasn’t motivation enough? Of course they built. Fucking Google this shit, you short-chained genetic abberation.

Also, they had cities. They had kingdoms. And empires. What they didn’t have was a big market for cannons, until Europe came along and decided that they wanted all that African gold, all those African diamonds, and all those African people. And even then, Europe, as ever, wasn’t sharing.

Mark Meckler #fundie

MICHAEL CANTRELL #homophobia #conspiracy

None of the LGBT agenda pushers truly believe what they participate in is normal. Otherwise, they would not need outside validation and acceptance. It would just exist.

LGBTQ+ do just exist. You know what else exists? Assholes like you who break their own backs trying to marginalize, criminalize and fetishize everything the community does and is so, you can prop yourselves up as beacons of “virtue” and “goodness” and “normalcy.” They aren’t trying to unmake families or America or apple pie, you dim fucking disingenuous toad, they’re fighting you because you keep trying to force them back into the closet. They have been there, they have done that, and it wasn’t working out so great for them.

Also, the children decide when they’re ready to talk about complex things, and they show their readiness by asking questions. Your side would prefer nobody ever ask about gay people, because then you’d have to remember that gay people exist, and then you’d have to think about butt-stuff and why the thought of two men kissing gives you the funny-feels in your pants.

Fritz Berggren #racist #fundie #conspiracy

…King David was a JEW! Seriously, he was Jesus’ ancestor! Holy shit, how did you not get that? He didn’t follow Jesus, Jesus literally followed him!

Also, David was brown. He wouldn’t give a fuck about white people beyond asking, “you guys okay? You look a little pale, you getting enough sunlight?”

@SCHIZO_FREQ / Lukas (computer) #fundie #sexist #crackpot

You’re telling me that Ariane Saint-Amour and her clearly enhanced physique isn’t an Acadian gift from God? Heathen!

I do, however, find your notion that Russ Meyer is God to be ameniable to my sensibilities. Kitten Natividad was certainly divine, at least.

artmalique #moonbat

“Oh no, this ship is sinking! I now suddenly believe that sorcery is real! That will surely unsink this ship!”

Pluverapickles #psycho #sexist

Ben Wehrman #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

@leyo3 #250759

Well clearly all of that was cooked up in the Globalist Jewish Propaganda Labs by Steven Spielberg and Golda Meir to make Herr Fuhrer Fartypants McStupidStache look like a baddie, when really he was just a cuddly widdle teddy bear who cried himself to sleep over all the mean things the evil Jews made him do to them.

John Moore #transphobia

He renders absolute obedience to all of the cult’s dictates which include alienation and spite of “non supporting” parents.

If ‘Ricky’ had married someone you didn’t approve of, or take a job you didn’t want him to have, or attend a school you didn’t like, you would have had the same reaction. When you first brought this child home, you built up a life for this child in your head, and now that they’ve gone their own way, outside the confines of your constructed future for them, you can’t handle it.

NewAlbion #wingnut #racist

“I’m anti-Imperialist, but I’m also a fucking moron, so I support a man who was hell-bent on building an Empire, but it was okay because he was killing people I hate and also I’m a fucking moron.”

John Moore #transphobia #fundie

So your options for reuniting with your kids are, ‘wish upon a star and hope magic is real’ or’ wish upon a star and hope thousands if not millions of people all decide to suddenly think like me.’

Your kids are better off without you and I hope it burns you inside everytime you see a happy family on the street, knowing that, if not for your stubborn refusal to grow as a human being, that could have been you.

Tatsuya Ishida #conspiracy #dunning-kruger #pratt

“Ooooh, zat Roosevelt! He made me so angry, flying over on his Buck Rogers zoom-zoom rocket-wheelchair ve haff in ze 1930’s! I’m so mad, I could just…just…invade Poland! Zat vill teach him ein lesson!”

Sons of God ✝️🇸🇪 #racist #conspiracy #fundie #homophobia

@TheKingOfRhye #250235

It gets weirder when you remember that Jesus was only even born specifically so he could die for the sins of mankind. His only purpose was to be crucified. It’s kinda like how they hate Judas Iscariot, even though he did the job God assigned him to do. They blame everyone for the horrible plan, except the one person who came up with it.

“It’s everyone’s fault but ours that things we don’t like even exist! And once we get rid of everyone else, the things we don’t like will stop existing and we’ll all live in Candyland forever and get ice cream and Batman will hang out with us and he’ll be our dad and never yell at us or ground us from Nintendo for not doing our homework or eating our yucky lima beans! We’re responsible, grown people who should totally be in charge of the world, and not stunted manbabies upset that everyone else exists where we can see them! Waaaaaaaaah!!”

News Barron #sexist #psycho

I haven’t seen the photo in question (I don’t have a Xitter account anymore, walked away when Elmo was made Secretary of Balloon Doggies or whatever), but I think it’s safe to assume that whichever woman is featured, she’s a few decades too old for magacock. Their preferred dating pool is also the kiddie pool.