Lucilius

@Lucilius

Jerry Goler #wingnut #conspiracy #racist #sexist

Awake #wingnut #conspiracy

Asleep probably also believes gas is 7000% cheaper now and that the world totally isn't laughing at our incompetence.

DJM #crackpot #wingnut #conspiracy

This is the shittiest coffeehouse open mic night I've ever heard.

Fascipedia #wingnut #dunning-kruger

Bride Ministries International #fundie #magick

Whoa, what sins your parents commit to make you such a stupid asshole?

Erika Kirk #wingnut #fundie #transphobia

"Greedy piece of shit blames death of evil piece of shit on kids being taught to be nice to each other."

Higher Gnosis via Chellea Wilder #magick #ufo #conspiracy #crackpot

Uh, that's cool and all, but could you just get my burger and fries?

Bill Toppson #wingnut #conspiracy

Bill, Christmas must be easy for you. You can buy presents for your parents, grandparents and siblings, and still only have to buy for two people.

Joseph Plumb #wingnut

Translation: "I found what I think is a viable excuse to vote for a fascist!"

Anons #wingnut #racist

Trumpidiots in 2016: "Democrats are all pedos, hiding mole children in tunnels under Walmart! Trump will expose it and save the kids!"

Trumpidiots in 2026: "Nobody's a pedo, it's all invented to frame Trump!"

Dharmendra Semwal and Gangotri temple in Uttarakhand #fundie

So it's basically fraternity hazing. Do they get paddled too?

*Whap!*
"THANK YOU SHIVA MAY I HAVE ANOTHER?"
*Whap!*
"THANK YOU SHIVA MAY I HAVE ANOTHER?"
*WHAP!*
"THANK YOU SHIVA MAY I ..."

The Dude #wingnut #pratt

The Dupe grew up in stupidity, and when he joined the Nazi Party, the first thing he did was display his stupidity.

Elizabeth Nickson #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

The Dominion Society of Canada #racist #wingnut #conspiracy

Cool, everybody can leave except the First Nations. I guess the Dumbassion Society will be moving back to White Incestville, Europe.

LockdownIsLame #senpai_noticed_us #fundie

Back in college I got my first apartment with three other guys. One of us (not me, sadly) got a girlfriend. She was there a lot, often wandering around in her underwear. And she was very attractive.
So naturally we stared, but ... the interesting thing was how quickly we got used to it. Within a couple weeks we were saying "Heather, move it! Your ass is in front of the TV again!"

Errol Musk #racist #pratt

I'm for this. Let the shitheads all move to Shitheadsville and see how that goes. Hell, ship Egon there himself.

Dani Henderson/Dr. Michael Salla #ufo #magick #crackpot #conspiracy #mammon

Methinks Dani has had contact with a shitload of LSD.

Ethan White #crackpot #wingnut #conspiracy #mammon

And there is the whole plan in plain view:

1. Spout bullshit to find stupid people.

2. Grift!

WM0915 #wingnut #pratt

Looks like Fox News is now implanting electrodes directly in viewers' reptilian hindbrains.

Anon #conspiracy

Meowykar #sexist

You know, Meowykar, I think you just don't like *people.* And with that attitude, I doubt they like you, so it's self-reinforcing.

PITT Parents #transphobia

I've got to figure that these PITTers were ridiculously self-absorbed long before their kids came out.
Kid has a tough time adjusting to a new school? Parent: "Oh, this is hurting ME so much!"
Kid goes through first breakup? Parent: "I am so devastated for MYSELF!"
Kid loses a job? Parent: "This is the worst thing that could happen to MEEEEE!"

Bill Donohue #transphobia #homophobia #fundie

John C. Wright #fundie #dunning-kruger

Steven Roland #fundie #wingnut

Translation: she's an effective and fairly popular Democratic woman, and little Stevie just can't stand that.

Michael Voris #fundie #sexist #wingnut #transphobia

So funny how totally straight upright traditional conservatives are utterly obsessed with what's in everybody else's pants.

Donald Trump #crackpot #god-complex #psycho

Anon #moonbat #psycho

Open Minded #wingnut #pratt

Well, Empty Minded, we still believe you're a total fucking moron who deserves whatever pain you get.

lonelytrailer #fundie #homophobia #dunning-kruger

"I will throw a neverending public tantrum about how much I don't care!"

Pete Hegseth #crackpot #psycho #wingnut #fundie

Hegseth always needs a pistol on one hip to balance the whiskey flask on the other.

Prolotario #wingnut #conspiracy

Bennett Lee Ross #crackpot #magick #ufo #conspiracy

David J. Stewart #fundie #sexist

Fritz Berggren #racist #fundie

"There is no biblical government that is not familial, which his to say that there is no Christian government that is not based upon race."

Hey Shitz, thanks for the really excellent argument against Biblical government.

Matt Walsh #wingnut

Seems like Republicans had a quarter century to do it under Reagan, the Bushes and Trump I, but ...

The drunk republican #wingnut #transphobia

Technical question: Can a piece of shit also be full of shit?

Donald Trump #crackpot #psycho #wingnut

WELL FINE THEN I WILL TAKE MY POOP-FILLED AIRCRAFT CARRIER AND GO HOME!

Promqueenlette #conspiracy #crackpot #fundie #transphobia #interphobia

The Free Brazilian People #fundie #psycho

splatster01 #transphobia #enbyphobia

Didja ever think this person might've just been supportive? Of, say, friends? I know having friends of any sort is an alien concept for you.

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #dunning-kruger #wingnut #god-complex

Christina Pushaw #homophobia #transphobia #conspiracy

The people inaccurately called conservatives habitually accuse everyone else of "grooming" while raping kids themselves.

Q the Storm Rider #wingnut #crackpot #racist #conspiracy

Gee, what happened to "Trump exposing the global pedophiles?" You moved on to other total bullshit real fast.

PITT Parents #transphobia

Laura Wood #homophobia #fundie

How would this bitter, vicious, twisted old lemon-sucking bile-filled fanatic ever know anything about love?

Anon #sexist #racist

Vox Day #sexist #racist

Pox Day is not a good argument for the inferiority of absolutely anyone else.