"Mr. President, the Russians have launched an attack!"
"Quick, to the ballroom!"
"But, Mr. President, it's not finished! Congress refused to give us the money!"
"Tell Congress they're fired! Tell everyone they're fired!"
"Oh, God, we're all gonna die!"
"Not yet! There's still money to be squeezed out of my followers!"
--excerpt from the screenplay What Is That Disgusting Smell? based on Trump's second term.