TheKingOfRhye

@TheKingOfRhye

Greg Gutfeld #racist #psycho

I’ve heard of Nutraloaf, which is basically a food designed to be served to prisoners as punishment, since it’s nutrient-rich but intentionally bland and unpleasant to eat. But at least that doesn’t have fucking MAGGOTS in it, damn, WTF…

Bennett Lee Ross #crackpot #magick #quack #ufo #conspiracy

Once ones consciousness is firmly held
It is connected to the Cloud Server
Then transferred to a synthetic silicon body

That sounds awesome…basically immortality. And I can maybe get some upgrades from my old body, which was never really the best, lol.

Wonderful serpents were seen in the sky
Which were undulating plasma filaments

I saw the Aurora Borealis once (from southern Michigan!) and that actually sounds like not the worst description of what that looked like to me.

Sorceress_Heart #racist #moonbat #dunning-kruger #conspiracy

well if you’re talking about American popular music artists, even ones that might seem as disparate as Elvis Presley and Eminem…it kinda all comes back to black people’s music anyway. Rock is just essentially based on blues and jazz. Even country, which you might think of as “white people’s music” definitely has connections to blues. IMO, the best music comes from artists who combined a lot of different influences. I mean, my favorite band is Queen, and I think it’s fair to say that they certainly did that! They did a little bit of everything, sometimes in the same song, lol

Leekyfrmbville #psycho #sexist

@ShatteredGlassSkywarp #257015

I used the tags I did but felt this guy went beyond psycho, I get rapist incel vibes from him

Yeah, I agree totally. He’s basically threatening rape and/or bodily harm, ain’t he? I mean, if he said that in person to someone and they took that seriously, that’s a criminal charge for several different things, I think.

Russel Brand #quack #conspiracy

Russel Brand, as in the actor? What are his qualifications in the medical field again? *checks notes* Oh yeah, that would be…absolutely none.

Donald Trump #ableist #crackpot

I’d rather have an autistic President of the US than one suffering from dementia, anyway!

Big_Combination9890 #elitist #racist

because our modern society tends towards perl-clutching outrage

I’ll at least give this guy credit for a programming pun, if nothing else. But maybe you don’t like puns, because they’re too…basic? I’ll assemble a cobol to look into the issue…

Barry Scott Zellen #wingnut #crackpot #mammon

When President Donald J. Trump first spoke about acquiring Greenland years ago, the media laughed.

I’m not in the media, but I’m still laughing about that.

Ben Shapiro #wingnut

Im a big sports fan, but I was kinda checked out, lost my interest in the NBA playoffs after the Pistons were eliminated in the 2nd round….but now, just because “professional opinion-haver” Ben Shapiro doesn’t want them to win….Go Knicks!!!

And as I was typing this, the Knicks won game 2 of the NBA Finals, 105-104, and are up 2 games to none in the best of seven series. So…..ha!

John C. Wrighg #sexist

Men without women live like bears on futons with dirty laundry piled nearby, eating cold leftover pizza, and with empty beer cans in the fridge.

As a single man, I can almost relate to that…cold leftover pizza is AWESOME, for one thing. But I do sleep in an actual bed, and I do my own laundry just fine. But I have to ask…what in the flying fuck, what utter psychopathic madman would put empty beer cans BACK IN THE FRIDGE???? You either toss em in the garbage or bag them up for taking to the store later for that refund on the deposit, if you’re in a state where that’s a thing. 10 cents in Michigan. I don’t know how many times that I’ve gone to the store to get one last beer for the night with nothing but a bag of cans, lol.

Démocratie Participative #sexist #crackpot #racist #wingnut

The birth rate is plummeting

Every time I see people complain about that, I just want to scream…why the hell is that supposed to be a BAD thing? We have over 8 billion people on the planet right now. 8.3 billion according to Google. Isn’t that about enough? It ain’t like the human race is going extinct any time soon!

The concept of marriage is simple: in exchange for exclusive sexual access to a woman during her youth (for the purpose of her biological continuation), a man secures her lifestyle and social status for the rest of her life

Well, that’s just obviously BS…if only for the fact that sometimes people do get married when they’re BOTH past their youth, and sometimes if they’re both young, they might not intend to have children at all. Or maybe they can’t for that matter. “Biological continuation” is not a requirement to have a marriage.

ForestRebelEmil #sexist #dunning-kruger

What even is the 'manosphere'?

From Merriam-Webster themselves:

Manosphere refers to male-centered websites, Internet communities, and other digital media regarded collectively as espousing anti-feminist views, typically involving misogyny and associated with far-right ideologies. Increasingly, the term refers more generally to a broader media environment, especially popular with young men online, criticized as promoting ultraconservative models of masculinity.

That sounds about right to me.

David J Stewart #fundie #wingnut #sexist

That being said, there's nothing as ugly as a woman who has become a feminist.

I beg to differ, as I’ve known some very beautiful feminist women! To go off on a bit of a tangent, there’s one woman who I’ve been online friends with for YEARS, like I talk to her on Discord and various chat rooms and such. She doesn’t call herself a feminist, but I’m pretty sure Davey would consider her one. But anyway, she doesn’t share pics of herself often, so I only recently saw one of her, and I was like…DAMN, girl, you’re freaking HOT, lol.

Ilja F. #crackpot #racist #conspiracy

Tartaria was much bigger than the British Empire, as this empire existed almost on every continent in the world

Well, the British Empire totally did “exist almost on every continent.” They didn’t say “the sun never sets on the British Empire” for nothing. To quote from good ol Wikipedia: By 1913, the British Empire held sway over 412 million people, 23 per cent of the world population at the time

Paul Bury #fundie #homophobia

This blatant discrimination against Christians hurts this game in a country where the super majority claim to be Christian. I guess they want less sales.

I’ve never played Stardew Valley myself, but as I understand it, it was a pretty damn successful game both in terms of sales and critical reception. I mean, I’ve actually heard of it before, and I have about zero interest in a “farming sim” game. So, sorry, Paul, you’re grossly overestimating how much people in the USA care about how Christian a game is.

Also, I completely fail to understand how the existence of a game that isnt “Christian enough” is “discrimination against Christians.” No one is forcing you to buy, or play, or even review the game. That makes about as much sense as if I (an atheist) claimed that the existence of Christian rock music is discrimination against atheists. Nobody’s forcing me to listen to Stryper or something, are they?

Chi-Akra Center for Ageless Aging #crackpot #quack

the ability to manifest our Ming

I can do that already…here:

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“Klytus, I'm bored. What plaything can you offer me today?”

Démocratie Participative #racist #sexist #psycho

There's no way I'm reforming a 45 or 50-year-old left-wing sow!

Why does she need to be “reformed”? I mean, hey, I’m a 49-year-old left-wing man, that sounds like a good match for me!

XSpirit/Dr. John Brandenburg #ufo #crackpot #conspiracy

It’s a bunch of nonsense, but at least the message behind it something I can agree with, that being basically “let’s not have nuclear weapons.”

Mike Stone #racist #sexist #conspiracy

Lee Majors at Infostormer

Presumably not Steve Austin, the Six Million Dollar Man…

Sophie Rain, the most popular whore on OnlyFans

Well OK…I am a guy who will freely admit he watches porn, and I do indeed have an OnlyFans account, but I’ve barely ever used it. I’ve never heard of Sophie Rain before I read this post just now. But from looking up her OF page it seems the most risque content she offers is “full nudes via DM”. So NO, she’s not a whore, not by any definition that makes sense to me anyway.

But it’s funny that I’m reading this now, when, as I realized while looking at Wikipedia a few hours ago…today is actually International Whores’ Day, I kid you not.

Démocratie Participative #racist #sexist #psycho

This is why women are so obsessed with rape

Saying that after several paragraphs about how YOU want a particular woman to be raped is…I don’t know what’s the exact right word…ironic? stupid?

Big-Meat-8228 #homophobia #pratt

When you have sex with another man, your literally putting your/his penis in his butt

Umm…that aint the only thing that men can do with each other if they’re willing, ya know? Or do oral sex and handjobs and other stuff not count as “sex” for some reason?

Also, I just realized this…the way he put those uh, multiple choices…leads to a weird thing…

He said “putting your/his penis in his butt”. That would mean one of the options is “putting his penis in his butt.” That’s uh…not anatomically possible.

2nd Smartest Guy in the World/Nicolas Hulscher, MPH #quack #wingnut #crackpot #conspiracy

The single LARGEST vaccine–dementia study ever conducted (n=13.3 MILLION) found that adult vaccines (flu, pneumococcal, shingles, tetanus, diphtheria, pertussis) increase risk of DEMENTIA (+38%) and ALZHEIMER’S (+50%) for a DECADE.

Yeah, that makes some kind of sense actually. If you’re vaccinated against those diseases, you’re more likely to live long enough to get dementia and/or Alzheimers, which are both known as things you get when you get old.

Not only is there not a single vaccine that is safe, effective or necessary

I’ve totally brought this up before in response to things like this, but I’ll say it again. My mother, who was born in 1954, has a distinctive scar on her upper arm, from a smallpox vaccine. But most people that are too much younger than here don’t have that. Now why could that be, hmm???

Dana White #ableist #crackpot #elitist #wingnut #sexist

“Talking about it publicly, I just feel like it opens the door to make young men think that it’s OK to just f**king go, ‘Oh, I’m having mental [health issues] (White says in a whiny voice).’”

That sounds like an awesome thing, actually. People of all genders and ages can have mental health issues. It shouldn’t make you seem less masculine if you are open about that.

Just to go on a bit of ramble, I could name two characters in fiction who I look at and say, “ok, that’s positive masculinity.” King Trent in the Xanth series by Piers Anthony and Aragorn in…well you all know what he’s from, right? lol. They’re both leaders who inspire people, capable warriors for sure, but they don’t have to resort to violence to get respect, and they’re not always afraid to admit they have some vulnerability. If I was a person in either Xanth or Middle-Earth, I’d join their armies or whatever.

@Bastethotep #256434

Is Dana compensating for having a first name most Westerners would assume to be feminine?

I see “Dana” as a gender-neutral name myself. I mean, I know of several men named Dana: Dana White obviously, actor/comedian Dana Carvey, and former pro basketball player Dana Barros. (still doesn’t mean that Dana White ain’t an asshole tho, lol)

Paul Clifton #fundie #transphobia #homophobia

@Timjer #256509

look up “Devaronian” from Star Wars. Devil-looking aliens yet one of the more law-abiding and moral ones (especially compared to Hutts and Nemodians…)

I just looked them up myself, and yep, definitely “devilish” in appearance, lol. I’m reminded of a character in a favorite series I love, “Backyard Dungeon” (harem lit isekai because of course it is)…a “demonkin” guy who is described to look more or less like one of those Devaronians. He’s definitely not totally law-abiding and moral, but he is at least unfailingly loyal and protective towards the protagonist and his girls.

Jim Olsen, Republican Oklahoma State Representative #forced-birth #fundie

@PLMMJ #256501

I watched a video about this and in the comments there was someone posting under a bunch of popular anti-groomer comments saying stuff like “But what about people who are 17 years and 364 days old? Can you really say that they’re not an adult?”.

My answer to that one would be…would it really so bad to wait ONE MORE DAY then? Or to put it another way…we have to set the age limit SOMEWHERE, right? Seems to me like 18 is a logical enough place to set it at. It is the age at which people are considered an adult for most other purposes, after all.

Derrick Hildebrant, Republican Oklahoma State Representative #forced-birth #fundie

And this is a STATE REP, an elected official, who’s saying that?? WTF, Oklahoma?

And no, we don’t base our laws or rulings on what the Bible says, as much as some people might wish that were the case. Remember, only 3 of the things the 10 commandments forbids are things that are crimes under US law. And the 3rd one, adultery, is only a crime in 15 states.

Project Milk Carton/The Constitutional Republic #wingnut #crackpot #mammon

• Launch a nationwide missing-child poster network in truck stops, churches, and community centers +++

I’m literally the afternoon janitor at a busy truck stop. We have posters like that up all over the place, and I’ve had to watch videos about what to do if I suspect human trafficking as part of my training.

Rob Cunningham/KUWL.show #wingnut #fundie #conspiracy #mammon

Tatsuya Ishida #wingnut

I feel like I’ve said this with every post quoted here from Tatsuya, but damn, that’s actually like ridiculously freakin good, in terms of the artwork. If he did stuff that wasn’t political, or was political but it aligned with MY politics, I’d be a huge fan. A waste of actual talent, damnit.

Kerry Cassidy #crackpot #ufo #wingnut #quack #conspiracy

Anon #crackpot #sexist

For instance, most men may hate their appearance because they are fat

Well, I have to object to that. I’m somewhere in vicinity of being “fat” or I have a “dad bod” at least. (6′2″ and about 275 lbs) Yeah, I’d definitely look better if I were in better shape, but I still think I’m a good looking guy, and I’ve even been told so by people not related to me, LOL.

Norman Finkelstein #transphobia

A recent cover of the hyper-woke New Yorker magazine featured a transgender person.

Uhhh…and…so what? As I understand it, the New Yorker is known for being pretty left-wing. (or “hyper-woke”) I just utterly fail to see why any conservative should give a damn. You’re not their intended audience, obviously. Are trans people just not allowed to be on magazine covers in your world?k

Susana Garrido #homophobia

plus the logic that men are simply not attractive

Well, that’s just sheer bullshit. I’m a man who is definitely more attracted to women, but I can still look at a man and think “damn, that’s a good looking dude right there” or something to that effect.

Dale Partridge #wingnut #racist #conspiracy #fundie

a Christian nationalism that prevents repeating the historical errors leading to World Wars I and II.

Wait a damn minute here. Is he actually saying that the USA’s “historical errors” (which I presume consist of not being Christian nationalist enough) are what led to WWI and WWII? I’m no master historian, but I know it was stuff going on in Central Europe that kicked both of the World Wars off.

Ousmane Sonko #homophobia #conspiracy

With the way he was talking about homosexuality being “imposed”, I’m kinda wondering if he secretly wants to be “imposed upon” himself. Hey, if you’re into that kinda thing, go with it, I say.

Supposed_Tri #elitist #psycho

All humans except for the intelligent/talented ones should be put in cages

OK, then the obvious question would be, who decides if people are “intelligent/talented” or not, and by what criteria? The only one they mentioned was IQ tests, but I think the only thing those really measure is how someone does on IQ tests.

If a human baby has birth defects then eradicate it from existence.

Aaaaaand that’s where they went from “asshole elitist” to “literally evil”. (and that’s not a word I use seriously very often) I have a cousin who was born with a cleft lip. He had a lot of surgeries to correct it, he’s like 49 or 50 years old or so and you wouldn’t know it now. I don’t really know what his IQ score would be but he’s definitely talented. It always annoyed me that he started playing guitar a few years after I did, but quickly got WAY better than me, LOL

Nephtali1981 #fundie #magick #crackpot #conspiracy

The Loch Ness Monster isn’t a “modern day Nephilim”, he’s just looking for about $3.50. “tree fiddy!”

Mike Stone #wingnut #racist #sexist #homophobia #transphobia #quack #conspiracy

firing your family doctor - and any doctor who pushes drugs on you or your children

OK, if you don’t want to be “pushed drugs”…then you should basically never see a doctor again, or I guess never take any medication again as well. See how well that works out for you.

Also, it annoys me to what is probably an unreasonable level that this guy has the same name as THIS Mike Stone, an absolute legend of Detroit sports talk radio.

JP/Dr. Michael Salla #ufo #crackpot #conspiracy

TR-3B anti-gravity craft

Unless you know something that would basically overturn our current understanding of the laws of physics, there’s no such thing as an “anti-gravity craft”!

Fascipedia and Isabel Medina Peralta #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

As a result of this last paragraph, the Community of Madrid urged the Prosecutor's Office to investigate the facts to determine if anti-Semitic expressions were used during the speech.

Well, she literally said “the enemy is the jew” and “the jew is to blame.” I don’t know why they would even need an investigation to determine if her comments were antisemitic! And the excuse that she offered, basically being “I didn’t mean ALL Jews”…that’s 100 percent the same kinda thing I’ve heard a million times from white racists in regards to black people. They’d say they don’t hate black people, they just hate black people who act like black people. (they maybe didn’t put the last part in those exact words, but that’s what they meant!)

Katelin Duggan #conspiracy

@Indicible #256182

And who are Joseph and Patrick?

Other Kennedys, apparently. Which is kinda funny now that I realized that…OMG, she’s telling me the Kennedy family is related to each other? Stop the presses! And JFK and JFK Jr are not only father and son, they’re cousins, LOL.

Edward Hudgins #elitist

He never really said what “going Galt” actually IS. As a guy who used to be quite the Ayn Rand fan, and who read Atlas Shrugged multiple times, I know “going Galt” means you’re basically going “on strike” from society in general, and then society will eventually beg you to come back when they realize they can’t function without the likes of you. In the book, John Galt was a guy who was a engineer for a car company who designed a new motor powered by ambient static electricity which would more or less revolutionize, like…everything, apparently. But then he quit when the company he worked for went all communist on everybody. So I just have to wonder, when anybody talks about “going Galt”….why do you think anyone would give a shit, if you’re not the equivalent of John Galt or Fransisco D’Anconia or any of the other “strikers”?

cathuluelitist #sexist

One of the top five worst things that have happened in the past century is women posting personal drama online.

Even if you’re just talking about the current century, as in 2001 to now, I don’t know how the fuck “women posting personal drama online” would conceivably be on that list. Cus, ya know…that’s a thing that you can easily just ignore!

Rob Pue #fundie #wingnut

@Anon-e-moose #256025

Yes, I’m QUITE familiar with that very picture. Every cold winter in Michigan (which is really all of em lol), someone either posts that pic on Facebook or a local TV weatherman shows it and/or says “lol Hell froze over”

Celia Fenn #magick #quack #conspiracy

You may be one of the people, like me, who has recently been having difficulty with time. It seems to be moving so fast that we get confused as to what day of the week it is!

I’m 49 years old, that just sounds like a regular thing nowadays, lol.