“When all these so-called science types ask me about alien life, I slam my Bible down in front of them, and ask them to show me in the Word of God, where it mentions aliens.”
I’d ask where it mentions bound printing. It doesn’t. It DOES say that you are supposed to write out your own copy of scripture. Where’s YOUR scroll? If you don’t have one, shut the fuck up.
“I usually get this shocked look, and they retreat back to their shells.”
Suuuuuuuuuuure you do. Um… Why are they asking YOU about alien life, in the first place? What do you do that invites such a question and THEN such shock when you reveal you’re a bible literalist? I mean, except for the parts you quite literally ignore…
“Listen, if it's not in God's Word, it is not truth.”
Get off the internet.
Throw away any mass-printed bibles.
Copy scripture from someone else’s scroll of scripture.
Otherwise you’re just a poser….
“I think if there were aliens, God would have taken the time to at least make a note of it!”
One of the instructions in The Books is to build your house such that there is a knee-high parapet around the roof.
This makes sense in the desert, if people sleep on the roof, so you don’t tip over the side when you pee over it.
If I did this in MY house, the snow would collect and collapse the roof. God didn’t make a note about places on the planet that have WINTER. There’s no allowance to NOT have a parapet if you expect snow.
Why would you expect the guys who wrote the bible to know about distant planets if they didn’t know about temperate zones?
“However, people are being conditioned to accept aliens as real. Why?”
Math.
“ I believe that Satan will use this deception to fool the world into believing that these aliens are responsible for our disappearance.”
Yes, yes, sure, sure.
“Then, one of these so-called aliens will usher in the Anti-christ.”
Dude, the anti christ isn’t going to look like ANYTHING but the most darling evangelical. Not alien, not a minority, but he will play to ALL the hate and bigotry of you fuckers.