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David J Stewart #fundie #crackpot

Would a cook work without a pan?

Quite possibly, yes. If you’re, say, grilling a bunch of stuff, you’re not using a pan for that, are you?>

tiffytatortots #sexist #moonbat

Oh seriously what a load of crock.

WTF is a “load of crock”? To me that sounds like you’re stocking up on “Country Crock”…ya know, that fake margarine?

Vox Day #racist #crackpot

It’s almost as if relying upon people who have never won the World Cup when playing for their own nations to win it for your own is a suboptimal strategy

Maybe it’s partly because I’m tired and have already had a few beers, but that just made NO sense to me for a second. Then I realized, oh yeah, this is super-racist Vox Day talking, and he’s conflating nationality with race. Does he not realize that requirement for being on a certain country’s team in the World Cup is (like it is in the Olympics and probably any other international sports competition) that you have to be a citizen of that country, and not what your racial background is?

Or to put it another way, an African team never won a gold medal in basketball at the Olympics, but the 1992 US "Dream Team” did, and they’re considered to be one of the best teams put together in sports at any time. Looking at that roster again, let’s see…8 black guys, and 4 white guys. And it might have been 9 and 3, if Michael Jordan hadn’t had a previous beef with Isiah Thomas. (as a longtime Pistons fan, I’m still kinda ticked about that, but I do get it. If Jordan says he doesn’t wanna play with him, you go along with him, lol)

Babylon Bee #racist #wingnut

The Babylon Bee is just more proof that conservative comedy just sucks. The only times I’ve seen them be even KIND of funny is when they make a joke that’s not political. And like I said, they were just “KIND of funny” at best, in those rare instances.

Kylie Jane Kremer (Executive Director of Women for America First) #conspiracy #wingnut #dunning-kruger

I’m telling y’all that someone with an extreme case of TDS [Trump Derangement Syndrome] geoengineered this weather in DC.

Well, I don’t know…I’m myself about as Anti-Trump as anyone, but the weather where I am has fuckin’ SUCKED lately! Been hot and humid as fuck, and of course then there was the brief but powerful storm Friday that knocked power out for a lot of people. Still waiting for mine to come back, at that. (I’ll just say I’m now very glad that I live with my parents and they have a generator, ya know?)

It’s almost like…in summer, the weather is hot, and there’s storms. Who knew???

Bro. William H. Grimes #fundie

I have been beyond delighted to see the impact our ministry has had in Metro Detroit and beyond.

Oh wait, what? This piece of work is from my area? I mean, I still think of myself as “a metro Detroiter” even though I’m maybe technically not these days, since I’ve moved a county to the south about 13 years ago.

the other site Conservapedia which sadly lost its way long ago.

What, Conservapedia is not right-wing enough for them anymore?

Babylon Bee #wingnut #homophobia

With Pride Month ending and July 4th around the corner, millions of rainbow flags across the country are being taken down and replaced with American flags, causing liberals to scream and run away in terror

No, we fucking don’t. I’m a liberal American, and I even consider myself a patriot. The America I believe in is one where a pride flag flies alongside the good ol Stars and Stripes…and nobody gives a shit. Aint the US of A supposed to be the “great melting pot” and the “land of the free”? Maybe we should act like it is, the land of the free.

Megyn Kelly #homophobia

I’d just like to point out one thing that seems kinda relevant or at least it’s totally amusing to me…

I live in Monroe County in Michigan, population of 154,809 according to the 2020 census. They had a “Pride Festival” just a little while ago, and it seems that according to all sources that aren’t Trump, it outdrew that “Trump 250 State Fair″ thing by a good margin!

Fugg u #transphobia #psycho

These people are so offensive on a basic human level

I’m friends on various social media things with a good number of transgender folks, and I wouldn’t call any one of them “offensive” in the least. Of course, ya know, that’s at least partly because the people I seek out on social media outlets are generally those who I have some sort of common interest with. I’m sure if I knew way more trans people, I’d find some bad apples in the bunch, so to speak. If my almost half a century of existence in this world has taught me anything, I think it’s that you can take just about any category of people you care to categorize them by, and there will be some good people and some bad people and some inbetween to be found in it.

PS. Shout out to the transgender people on FSTDT :D

Whiplash347 #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

Didn’t Trump actually vote by mail himself in the last Presidential election? I swear I read that somewhere. Anyway, my parents both do that, and while I’m not sure how my mom votes, my dad definitely voted for Trump, I mean he’s got Trump bumper stickers on his riding mower.

(Basically, imagine Hank Hill, but in his 70s, and instead of working selling propane, he worked at a car assembly plant, and that’s totally my dad, l swear, lol)

Higher Gnosis via Chellea Wilder #magick #ufo #conspiracy

Babylon Bee #wingnut #conspiracy

Logan B #ufo #magick #quack #crackpot #conspiracy #mammon

ernstjunger #conspiracy #crackpot #moonbat #transphobia

<@KeithInc.> #258841

HR Giger also did the covers for two great albums which I have in my vinyl collection…ELP’s “Brain Salad Surgery” and “Danzig III: How The Gods Kill”!

Dave Blount #wingnut

Antifa thugs will become increasingly angry. If not, they will effectively be in charge.

That doesn’t mean what he thinks it does, but “angry Antifa” folks being in charge is what I hope for!

Amargi #sexist #crackpot

“EI” would look different for each of them.

Just because I have no idea what EI stands for, I’ll take some random guesses…

Electronic instruments? Energetic Italians? Earthly Industry? Enormous Indians? Extreme ignorance? (well, that one could apply to a lot of posts here)

Uwe Boll and Elon Musk #racist

Elon Musk really wants you to watch Citizen Vigilante

I don’t think there’s a phrase that would make me LESS inclined to watch a movie than that one.

Tutu #sexist #racist

<@KeithInc.> #258678

That was Tattoo, not Tutu. Not to be confused with t.A.T.u, the band, or Tutu, the Bishop, or former pro hockey player Jordin Tootoo. (who not only wore the jersey number of 22 in his career, but was born on 2/2 lol)

Doktor Snake (Jimmy Lee Shreeve) #magick #mammon

Necrom
The God With No Name

The God With No Name…who I’ll refer to as “Necron” several times…

Kinda sounds like you’re giving him (her? it?) a name.

Though, I gotta say, “The God With No Name” totally sounds like a title for some sort of badass metal song.

2nd Smartest Guy in the World/MaryBowdenMD #quack #crackpot #conspiracy

@ShatteredGlassSkywarp #258656

Same for me, except I was born in 1977, and I totally do have autism. But, as I always like to say, I’d much rather be alive and be autistic then be dead from a preventable disease!

Though that’s not to say that I wish I wasn’t autistic. Maybe sometimes I do kinda wonder what my like would have been like if I wasn’t, but it’s like…that’s part of who I am. If I wasn’t autistic, I’d be like a whole different person.

James Copper #quack #crackpot

Tutu #sexist #racist

Hmm..I kinda wanna say “at least this isn’t racist, they just hate men”…but it kinda IS racist, though, ain’t it? If you hate men, then what’s the difference between one race and another?

Cannabis Refugee #sexist #crackpot

Even in a non-patriarchal context, unless non-technological parthenogenesis has been achieved, creating a pregnancy would necessarily entail procuring sperm, and that normally means that a male somewhere has achieved orgasm which is usually considered pleasing to men.

Well, since I am a man myself, I’ve obviously never been pregnant, and so far I haven’t gotten anyone pregnant yet…but I have come to understand that a good number of women seem to enjoy the act that might lead to a pregnancy.

But anyway, though…I’m totally not a violent person by any means, but I think if someone called my mother a slut to my face might be one the times where I’d start to think about making an exception to that, ya know?

James Copper #quack #crackpot

I need to take more drugs than I’ve taken in quite a long time for that to make any damn sense.

Marcus, obormot #transphobia

I think I’ve said this before more than a few times, but “cis” and “trans” are perfectly legit prefixes that mean exactly what we’re using them for in the case of gender. “Cis” means “on the same side of” while “trans” means “on the other side of”. The Romans called Gaul on their side of the Alps “Cisalpine Gaul” while Gaul on the other side of the Alps was “Transalpine Gaul”. (though they would have used the Latin equivalent of those phrases of course)

Parents With Inconvenient Truths About Trans #transphobia

Well, one key difference between Elon Musk and all of those other celebrities mentioned is that they are supportive of their children who came out as trans, while Elon and his transgender daughter have been estranged at least since she came out at trans. I’m sure these “PITT” people would disagree, but I know who I think looks like the bad parent here….

Q the Storm Rider #wingnut #ufo #magick #crackpot #conspiracy

“This is really important what the White House put out today:

OK…but is so important that you have to SPELL THE REST OF THE MESSAGE IN CAPS LOCK AS IF YOU ARE SCREAMING LIKE A LUNATIC???

1ofMany #elitist

Speaking about “censoring” violence in video games…

I was never and still really ain’t into fighting games, but I remember Mortal Kombat, a famous franchise that is still going on today. One of the legendary things about it was on the Sega Genesis (Mega Drive to those across the pond) version, there was the “blood code”….if you pressed the right buttons on your controller, you could restore the bloodletting to what the arcade version featured. So that would be “censorship” by this person’s standards I guess?

And also, wait, I just realized something….I looked up the code, and the sequence of buttons to press is ABACABB. Abacab? Genesis??? That can’t be a coincidence, can it? lol

Megyn Kelly #racist

This isn’t really relevant, but I heard about this on the radio while getting a ride to work a little while ago, and I totally thought they were talking about Carmelo Anthony, the famous basketball player. Nope, different guy entirely, obviously.

Heteropositivity69 #homophobia

.pure objectification, no other sexual orientation has names for people's sex appeal based on body types alone

Have you been living under a rock? I’ve heard (and used lol) a lot of terms that men use to describe women’s bodies. Ya know…shortstack, thicc, buxom, etc etc. So don’t try to tell me homosexuals are the only ones that objectify people.

.degeneracy to the max, every disgusting fetish you can think of: piss orgies are on the more harmless side

Just look on the internet, you can find videos of men and women doing that and much more “disgusting” things. Or for that matter, women and women, so lesbians can be just as “degenerate” as anyone else. (which is not a bad thing at all, btw)

Tatsuya Ishida #conspiracy #racist

The words on the last panel say “rotten to the core Tatsuya Ishida”

OK, I can’t argue too much with that!

Diane Yap #wingnut #elitist

Diane needs to shut her Yap! Or maybe, since she’s suggesting this, let her try living on nothing but Nutraloaf for a month, and let’s see if she changes her tune after that. I’d guess after that, being able to buy normal food on what you get from EBT would seem quite luxurious!

I was getting EBT basically all throughout 2020 and 2021, and if I remember it right, I was getting $243 per month at the time. So about $8 per day, in other words. And that was the maximum you could get. You weren’t having fine dining on that, but you could at least get by, and I’m sure it was a hell of a lot better than eating “prison loaf” every day.

Anon #homophobia #sexist

This is one of the stupidest quotes I’ve read on this site, and that’s saying a lot.

Dr. Michael Salla #ufo #crackpot #conspiracy

I have heard about things kinda like this, for some reason it’s a thing I’m extremely fascinated by, weird emergency broadcast alerts or TV broadcast hijackings that inevitably turn out to be hoaxes or false alarms. Like the 2018 Hawaii false missile alert, where there was literally an EAS message that warned Hawaiians of an incoming ballistic missile attack. Or to go back a little ways, there was the Southern Television Broadcast Interruption in England in 1977, which claimed to be from aliens representing the “Ashtar Galactic Command”.

@Sasha #258271

According to Google, Nachtwaffen means "night weapons".

Also according to Google, “dark fleet” would be “Schattenflotte.” Maybe he heard of the “Luftwaffe” and thought that meant “air fleet”?

Ricardo Peterson Kuthumi (Indian in the machine) #magick #fundie #god-complex #crackpot

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know…etc etc.

I didn’t know I was gonna see the Christian equivalent of the “Navy SEAL copypasta” today, but there we go.

Average Dad #transphobia

Seems to me you’re thinking more about your child’s breasts than is really appropriate. Would you think less of your child if they were a cis woman but just didn’t have boobs to speak of? (DFC as they say lol)

seanzboutit #wingnut

he works non stop to make our country look great and do great things.

Then he needs to work on that more still, because the way I see it, he hasn’t done much of that at all.

He actually represents the people and not some agenda.

He sure as fuck doesn’t represent me!

Trinity Foundation #fundie #dunning-kruger

I know a few people by that name mentioned in this quote. And neither of them would say any dumb shit like that. (literally my father and my brother, lol)

Overclassified/Vo Bahiana #ufo #magick #conspiracy

During the Brazil vs Scotland Group C FIFA World Cup match (kickoff ~6 PM ET), she claims a giant UFO mothership and smaller craft will descend, with grey and reptilian entities abducting players (including Neymar, Vinícius Júnior, and Scottish stars like Robertson & McTominay) plus hundreds to 700+ fans and officials right on live TV.

OK, that strikes me as kinda weird…that kinda implies the aliens will maybe only be abducting certain players? Since I presume the ones mentioned are the stars. I mean, I’m totally not a big fan of soccer (as we here in US call it lol) but I’ve heard of Neymar at least. And they’re abducting only maybe “700+ fans” when I’m sure the attendance will be much higher than that.

I can only come to one conclusion….these aliens want to put together a soccer team. And somehow take over Earth by doing that. It’s Space Jam, but with soccer instead of basketball.

Bennett Lee Ross #crackpot #magick #quack #elitist #conspiracy

Emitting frequencies of the eternal
Letting turbulent waves pass as they swirl around you

That only happens when I eat too much Taco Bell.

Your tongue is a magic wand

That’s what SHE said!

David J Stewart #fundie #crackpot

I didn’t know, or maybe I saw it before and forgot about it, that DJS was into homeopathy. Good grief…that’s always been a thing that just made me think… “how the fuck does anyone with even a moderately functioning brain think that’s a thing that will work AT ALL????”

California Astrology Association #magick

Tired of playing second fiddle in your own relationship?

Well, I play guitar, not fiddle (aka violin). But if I had a relationship with someone who was a badass fiddler, I’d be happy to back her up, I can play some rhythm guitar.

Le Libre Panzer #wingnut #psycho #dunning-kruger #racist

mirmirmir #wingnut

Now now, don't be hypocrite now. " look at me, I'm smart because I think religion is dumb "

Well, I consider myself a pretty staunch atheist, and a fairly smart one at that, but I wouldn’t say that. I know many religious people who I don’t think are dumb at all.

Your religion is worshipping gays and juice.

I must be missing something because I don’t know the context…worshiping juice? Huh? I’m guessing he’s not talking about orange or apple juice or whatever, lol.

Oh wait a minute…it came to me as I was typing that last sentence…he means Jews, doesn’t he? Of course…

michaelprue9024 #crackpot #wingnut

The US did not just “lose a war”…
War was never declared.

The US never declared war on Vietnam, but I think most people consider that to be a war. I mean, two of my uncles served in Vietnam, one was drafted and one enlisted I believe, and I’m pretty sure if I asked them, they would both say they were in a war. To modify a popular saying, if it looks like a war, swims like a war, and quacks like a war, then it probably is a war!

Brian Reese #quack #crackpot #magick #conspiracy #mammon

The Science Made Simple: Learn how resonance, biofields, and targeted rife frequencies interact with the human body. No jargon, no PhD required—just clear, plain-English explanations backed by evidence.

OK, is this simple, clear, plain-English explanation coming any time soon? Cus after reading that, I haven’t seen it yet. I’m just seeing a bunch of nonsense about “resonance” and “frequencies” that doesn’t have any meaning I can discern.

the confessionalists #fundie #wingnut

Military strategist presents a biblical way to get out from God's judgment

As a former Christian, I thought God’s judgment wasn’t a thing you can escape. For example, Isaiah 33:22…

For the LORD is our judge, the LORD is our lawgiver, the LORD is our king; he will save us.

And also though, how is this guy’s being a “military strategist” supposed to be relevant?

Debbie Solaris #ufo #magick

Why is this small, seemly insignificant constellation so important to the majority of my clients here on Earth?

I wouldn’t call Lyra an insignificant constellation. Vega is one of the brightest stars visible from the Northern Hemisphere, after all. It was always a cool thing to look up at back in the day. (“back in the day” being before I moved to a house with a damn gas station next door)

HPathy #quack #fundie #magick

Homeopathy is already sheer bullshit, surrounding it with nonsensical woo doesn’t make it any better.