until the European set foot[…]the Africans lived in mud huts and ate each other, and when colonialism fell back,
they resumed eating each other in substantial parts of Africa
Only in the world where…
…in some big US cities, there really are alligators living in the sewers.
…JFK survived getting shot in Dallas, but got dyed to look like a black man and had his brain taken out and replaced with a bag of sand. Later, in a retirement home, he met a guy who called himself Sebastian Haff but who was really Elvis Presley. They had to fight a soul-sucking Egyptian mummy dressed in cowboy attire.
…the 17th of every month is a day where more bad things happen than usual, because 17 in Roman numerals is XVII. This can be anagrammed into VIXI, a Latin phrase meaning
“I have lived” revealing the number’s connection to death and thus it’s unlucky.
…parents who want to limit their children’s screen time can get them a device, for instance a tablet, that really does only work when it’s raining.