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Trent #fundie

“OH I guess I am for the separation of Church and state as long as its understood that atheism and the accompanying evolution is a religion and cannot be taught in schools”
Sure, fine, atheism is a religion. No teacher can stand up and say ‘there is no god.’ Sure. Separation works.
However, all of science is secular, not a religion.
Secular is definitively apart from religion.
So it doesn’t violate CSS.

"(nor can ages of fossils and other things tied to origins)”
Stillllllllllll secularscience.

“ after all whats good for the goose is good for the gander.”
But what’s good for the goose does notapply to the MREs.

BlkPillPres #sexist #crackpot

“Entitlements are a figment of imagination, they exist only in the minds of humans, and function only within societies where they are allowed to function, and are facilitated (usually through tax collection to fund said "entitlement programmes")”
You start off well, then you flit off into boogerland.
Yes. Society creates standards of entitlement.
For example,society thinks you should be safe. you’re entitled to safety and privacy. Everyone hasthe same privilege.
YOU want someone to sex you against their will. You’re not entitled to rape.
You’re entitledto ASK, they’re entitled to say yes or no, and you do NOT have the privilege to ignore them if they say ‘no.’ Or if they say ‘no, ick.’ Or if they say, ‘No, I have the boyfriend.’ Or the girlfriend. Or an appointment to get the air in my tires rotated.

You don’tlike the rules of the society you’re in, you don’t have the power to dictate changes to those rules.

Butch Paugh #fundie #homophobia

“Homosexuality, Worse Than Murder”
Uh huh….

“Now while you recover from the shock of that statement”
Not shocked. Homophobes are stupid and I’m comfortable with that fact.

“and we will prove the reason for this statement.”
Prove,huh? That’s a high threshhold to jump over. I’ll settle for ‘exlain’ because ‘worse’ is such a subjective value.

“A murderer may take the physical life of the victim,”
May? It’s kinda critical to the definition of ‘murder.’ So we’re already on shaky grounds, linguistically.

“ and certainly hurt the family and friends of the victim deeply, but there is one factor that he doesn’t pass on to the victims of his crime.”
Are you sure?

“The desire to partake of murder themselves,”
Fail. You already admitted that the friends and family of the murdered person are also victims, right?
And PLENTY of people will insist on getting their revenge.
Justlook at Israel right now. For any Jew they kill, they want to kill a million Gazans.
And gang wars are all about getting revenge for murders.
And even if they don’t murder on their own, people get crazy demanding the Death Penalty for shooters of friends and family.
Oooh, were you alive in 2001? All the people who have demanded the death of every Muslim for the last 25 years?
No, this talking point is not valid.
You’re wrong.

“And he doesn’t directly destroy their eternity! Their souls!”
Sure the dead person doesn’t go to hell, unless he died in his sins.
But all the people who NOW want to violate God’s instruction to Thou Shalt Not Kill? Yeah, they’re hellbent. So, no, Murder is WAY worse than you paint it.

“The same cannot be said of the same sex sexual deviants! In order to exist, they have to recruit "
Feel free to PROVE that this is NOT an inborn trait.
because you promised to PROVE that this is worse.

“A murderer… does not influence their eternal destination."
Already disproven claim.

“The final and most important point of this article is that same sex deviants not only harm, and often kill, many of the victims they lure into their damnable perversion, they pretty much ensure their victims will spend eternity in a burning hell!”
Often Kill? You’rejust making shit up.

who is your creator #fundie

“Message: The reason evolution was invented is because the alternative (God) is unthinkable to many.”
Then maybe many should have invented something that ACTUALLY says there’s no god, huh? All of science is Neutral on the supernatural.

“Evolution used to explain:
1. The Big Bang”
No, it’s not.

“2. The origin of life”
No, it’s not.

“3. The origin of multicellular organisms”
Ooooh, one forthree.

“4. Why evolution ceased to occur (stasis)”
Evolution is how we explain the lack of evolution? Seriously?

“But now, as clearly read on this forum, evolutionists claim that these topics are off limit because they have realized that science by itself cannot explain them.”
No, we know that EVOLUTION is a specific science and most of the REST OF SCIENCE is not part of THAT science. Holy fuck you’re patting yourself on the back for showing up at the wrong race.

“As it stands, it looks as though we only have one more topic to go ...
Descent with UNlimited modification.”
If you can show a limit, please do.

alecx #fundie

“okay, so in my high school there is this one lesbian girl,”
Chances are REALLY good that she’s not the only one.

"a senior, who is really up for the gay rights stuff and she came up with this "gay club" on our campus.”

“I could not believe it when I saw how corrupt our schools are.”
Yes, yes, corruption to allow a secular club at a secular school under this secular government.

“This thing will have a pretty bad impact on my high school...how will God be on our side if we have that club in our school.”
What makes you think God is on your side NOW?

"So I want to ask you men and women of God, to pray against this spirit of homosexuality on my campus, and specifically for this club that has a lot of people in it.”
Oh, goodie! Gay people are finding community! Good for them! And you intolerant fuck want the MOST POWERFUL BEING IN THE UNIVERSE to brainwash them back into the closet?
Got nothing MORE important to pray for?

“Please, please pray about this because I really need the strength of the Lord to stand against that club,”
Don’t, uh, don’t join it.

“ even though I myself have some gay feelings, but I crucify them at the Cross every morning.”
Is that what kids are calling it, now?

“Jesus has the final word in this situation, so guys, we are on the winning side already, so please pray against the wickedness in my high school.”
You think you already won,but you need to win NOW, right NOW!
Fuck off.

“The name of the girl who made this club is Shelly. Pray for her also because she is not only on the road to hell, but she is also draging a lot of people down with her.”
Yeah, ignore all the apologists who say that I’m an atheist because your god values free will, please take it away so that she goes where _I_ wills her to.

WayTruthLife #fundie

“Huh? Why do you love your wife without scientific backing for the core claims of your wedding vows? Where's the "scientific integrity" in that?”
Wow, you suck at analogies.
The bible states as a fact that the Earth is a flat plain. This is, scientifically, an invalid statement.
My wedding vow does NOT state, as a fact, that I love my wife. It’s a promise that I will, not a scientific observation that needs backing.
The bible states as a fact that the sky is a solid dome arching over the Earth,and resting upon it at the edges. This is, scientifically, cocoa-bananas.
I vowed to honor my wife, I did not state as a scientific fact that I would honor her for the next 70 years. So, not a scientific observation.
The Bible states as a fact that rain comes down when God above opens trap doors in the sky and lets the WaterAbove come down. This is, scientifically, total bullshit.
I promised to cherish her, not a scientific statement of the fact of cherishment.

I’ve held her hand in the Emergency Room at 0300 hours, both when she’s the patient and when I am. We’re pretty confident on the ‘in sickness and in health’ conditions.
And we were both Second Class Petty Officers in the Navy when we married, so richer/poorer dichotomy is covered as well.
But all of the wedding VOWS are promises. That word, vow, is kind of a CLUE to the English Speaking. Your mileage may vary.

Anabelle #fundie

"Generally, society is getting less and less moral”
I really don’t think that’s the case. The problem is that fewer and fewerpeople respect YOU as an authority on what IS moral. And that drives you bonkers.

“ and people are more and more neurotic and unfeeling.”
Neurotic is not even close to unfeeling. They’re not GOOD feelings but fuck there are plenty OF them.

“This has happened ever since the spread of misinformation from evilutionists. Evilutionists differ from evolutionists because they believe in evolution and all their polititical ideologies from the standpoint of their own neurotic needs to stamp out all goodness, grace, and love from the world.”
Oh, I see. Look, there are better places to publish your bible fanfic.
Almost no one believes in evolution. Scientists accept it as well-supported science, creationists claim it’s a religion but there’s no one in the middle ‘believing’ in electricity, or four color map theory, or calculus. It just are.

“Evilutionists are the first to be able to commit horrible acts such as what people have witnessed in history.”
You’re going to mention Hitler, I can tell.
But Hitler did NOT accept evolution. He had Darwin’s books burned. He thought he was doing God’s work.

“Hitler was the prime example of the evilutionist.”
Pure poopycock. Again, Fanfiction.net, or Adultfanfiction.net.

“I want nothing to do with evilutionists”
But you so enjoy ranting about them! And lying.

Lee Collins #fundie

“I don’t think that anything in the above story is religious discrimination .”
Let me guess,because you think it’s all justified, by your religion.

“ However if he were close to me while in the war in Iraq I would want him to get away from me as far as possible.”
Yeah, that’ll go over big.
Tell the Gunny you don’t want the icky atheist in your foxhole, he’ll gladly reorganize the platoon around your superstition.

“I would not eat at the same table or be in the same Humvee.”
You imagine having a lot of choice in the matter…

If you were in the service with me, you couldn’t exactly choose a different submarine based on my atheism.

“Who does he think has keep him alive in the war.”
I’m guessing that as an atheist, he doesn’t attribute it to any gods…

“ I can’t blame any of the other soldiers at all for their actions because mine would have been the same.”
Yeah, that’s still discrimination, dork.

M. Alexander Masters #fundie

“There is only room for one truth when it comes to Creation.”
Well, that’s yours, truthiness.
Science is about facts. We have the facts.

"Thus the orthodox evolutionary theories must fall or better yet, be completely demolished.”
Yeah, theories are attempts to explain the facts we’ve collected. They’re not going to be replaced until a better scientific theory is offered that explains the facts betterer. And that doesn’t usually DEMOLISH the existing theory…

“These theories include Plate Tectonics and the Big Bang.”
No, they don’t.

“ You cannot “mix” Biblical Creation and evolutionary theories.”
Sure you can. Just fudge whichparts are literal to make them poetic.

“ They are like oil and water. Yet when faced with answering THE central question everyone must come to terms with, our origins, many folks wish to intertwine the two into one.”
Well, yes, there are some people who understand the evidence and cannot ignore it, but still don’t want to abandon their belief in the supernatural.

“Either one is true, and the other is false, period.”
Parable, metaphor, poetic language, or other means of communicating true information without literal historicity.

“When these concepts come tumbling down upon proven to be false, many will be left bumfuzzled as to why these ideas were even taught in the first place.”
Yeah, when i realized everyone at Church was lying to me, I had to wonderwhy.

“ So let’s begin to swing the evolutionary wrecking ball and explore truth.”
Not by invoking superstition you won’t….

JohnR7 #fundie

“No one goes to bed hungry that is trusting in God to provide for them.”
Old joke. Rain is unending and they order an evacuation. Schmidt’s neighbor sayd, “We’re leaving, i got room in the pickup, you need a ride?”
Schmidt says, “No, God will not let me drown.”
An hour later, a deputy knocks on his door. “We’re evacuating everything by the river, you need our help?”
Schmidt says, “No, God will not let me drown.”
An hour after that, a National Guard boat sails by Schmidt’s farm. He’s crouching on his roof. They offer to take him to dry land.
Schmidt says, “No, God will not let me drown.”

Two hours after that, Schmidt is in Heaven. God looks up. “Schmidt? What the hell are you doing here? You’re not due for another ten years!?!?”
Schmidt says, “God, you let me drown.”
“What? No, man, you’re a favorite! I took special care for you! Didn’t the neighbor show up? Or the deputy? Or the National guard? How the fuck did you drown?”

HueHueBr #dunning-kruger

“who can no longer have sex with your partner (which could also be classified as incel).”
You idiots whine and whine and WHINE about how you want intimacy, trust, a shared life, the relationships you’ve been denied, but push come to shove, all you care about is the sex. The next sex, in fact. If i have sex with my wife for 40 years, then my or my wife gets a medical condition that ends the sexyfuntimes, you label me incel. Despite the intimacy, trust, shared life…
Poser.

justmindy #transphobia #pratt

Doesn’t really matter, now, you women have given power and clout to the people who want to end ALL women’s sports. IN favor of fertility.
So, fine, you were protected… Now go make your elected representatives a sandwich.

Jeff Jose Frank #fundie

“As someone who is studying science”
Science is a BIG topic.
Are you an astrophysicist? Biologist? Sexologist? What?

"in grad school,”
Is this like those Aromatherapists in LA who consider themselves primary care givers?

"I know that science is bogus.”
You got accepted into grad school with this knowledge?
This SOUNDS like someone who thinks aerodynamics are a scam claiming to design airplanes. Or a Flat Earther who designs gyroscopes.

seer #fundie

“And I would rather be sexually abused than killed and eaten - how about you.”
Depends. Is Jeri Ryan going to make me forsake my wedding vows or is Danny Devito breaking out the restraints…?

“Beside how do you know that Ms. Sheep doesn't like what farmer Brown is doing...?”
Doesn’t matter. She still cannot consent. We don’t let sheep sign bank loans or car loans, we don’t give them power of attorney, they aren’t legally able to consent, even if they’re willing.

“Take a male dog with a woman - that dog is not being tortured - he can't wait.”
Still can’t consent, no more than a minor could, even if he finds his teacher hot.

“ Really chsalvia you have to get over these puritian moral notions...”
You’re evaluating ‘morals’ based on hard your dick is. That’s not a terribly valid approach.

Michael Smith #fundie

“It may be true to some extent because Higher-IQ people have bigger egos as well.”
Really? Because in my experience the really BIG egos are in the minds of REALLY dumb people.
OH! I see, you think people who can identify all your logical fallacies are driven by ego. Because it’s arrogant to tell you y’re wrong when you are…

“So despite all the evidence pointing to a supreme-being, a creator, an ultimate force governing the law of nature, they the egomaniacs think what they've acheived in their life is because they are so smart.”
All what evidence?
Most of the ‘evidence’ i’ve been offered is, at BEST, consistent with a god existing,but not quite something that demands the existence of a deity.

“All those atheist 7 agnostics out there,”
Hello.

“ did you can not create a fly.”
I’ve never thought that I could. Pretty sure they evolved from pantaloons without flies.

“ Do you think you make babies with your semen or it is the God that makes the sperm and egg to convert to a baby?”
Do YOU think you can show that gods MUST be required for a baby?

"is the farmer who sows a seed makes the crops to grow or is it God that turn the seed into a plant?”
The seed IS a plant, genius. Really, it’s not ‘turned into’ a plant.

“So it is not higher-IQ, it is the Bigger ego that makes people to more likely to disbelieve in God.”
No, absolutely not. Hovind, for example, has a HUGE ego and believes in God. Trump has a bigger ego and thinks he IS god.
Your hypothesis fails upon comparison to the real world.

“We all know, thatone may have a BIG ego without being intelligent.”
Yes. You sound pretty self-absorbed, yourself.

newcreature777 #fundie

“ Notice It Does not say Bible in the Bible,but Guess what the Bible is called,BIBLE.”

Yeah, that’s not even close to an analogy for the idea of the Rapture.
Used to be a city that was famous for paper. Bylbos. That came to be associated with paper in general. Then when they started collecting manuscripts of paper, the collection was named using that ancient city’s name. It came to be applied to any authoritative document. The Gunsmith’s bible, the BBQ bible, the Bread bible.
Essentially, your favorite book is named ‘Boise Cascade.’

Crustaciouse #fundie

"My political aspirations are rising”
Politics: The way a group of people share power to solve problems of living together.
You don’t live with anyone.
You don’t share with anyone.
You have no power. This should be depressingly pathetic.

“I was reading some cucks and sluts get triggered at Donald trump on Twitter and I started having my desires again.”
Yeah, that’s a way to build your power base.

“I used to desire world domination, but I eventually realized that's a far off and pretty much impossible goal to achieve.
But now I realize, I must start small and work my way up.”
Do you have the stamina or the attention span to do that?

“I will win over the public's votes with false promises and slowly but surely make my way up.”
Dude, very very few people get away with only telling lies. Trump is one. You are not Trump.

“I will employ a brand of political nuance not yet seen in our time, and at some point I will get what I want.”
False promises is not a nuanced approach to politics.

“Even if I die in a civil war to gain power.”
Civil war is not nuanced, nor is it ‘not yet seen in our times.’
You’re going to be shot while screaming profanities as the cop who won’t let you parade through the voting booths.

“I realized nothing will change in this cucked bluepilled society unless an iron fisted leader takes charge and wipes out all the degeneracy,”
An iron-fisted incel. RIGHT up until an aide offers you a blowjob to NOT invade Poland, or to put her sister on the SCOTUS bench.

“now I know that I must be that person”
Are you much of a follower? Because not everyone in the incel army can be the narcissist who the whole movement benefits.

Nancy Mace #conspiracy #dunning-kruger #pratt

There’s this secret place on the DEEP WEB you can find by typing into google: non-muslim terrorists. The answer may or may not surprise you, it certainly highlights your prejudice.

Parents With Inconvenient Truths About Trans #transphobia

“Another woman, I thought at first, from behind, but then my son turned around.”
Daughter, fuckstick.

“I recognized him immediately, even through the heavy makeup warping his looks. My heart dropped.”
Not far enough.

" also confused about his gender.”
That’s just it. THEY’RE clear, you’re the one who insists on staying confused.

"My blood boiled.”
Because of…what? What did they do to piss you off?

" I said their names, and their faces warped – my son’s in false sadness, his husband’s in fury.”
Because you insist on deadnaming them out of your own righteous fury.

“I said they are still welcome with us.”
Just at a cost they’re not willing to pay…

"He had seen my PITT essay, had hated it and thought it was full of lies.”
It’s on PITT, of course it’s full of lieses.

"I asked him to be kind.”
You first.

“I reminded him that I am his father and it was a holiday.”
That’s why you met him halfway by deadnaming them both…

“ She was angry at me for not telling her that her son was here, but she understood.”
Understood what? You didn’t justify why you didn’t tell her.

Dave Blount #wingnut #homophobia

“Don’t like having to explain to your six-year-old why two men are kissing across the front page of the newspaper? That’s just too bad, according to the Denver Post,”
Yes, that is too bad. Gays are real. Citizens of this country are gay. People who buy the Denver Post are gay, people who are in news stories in Denver are gay.
You want to protect your six year old from reality? That’s your issue.
There are women in government, which offends some people.
There are single women having children, which offends some people.
And the needs of the many to get information outweigh the needs of the opinionated few.

“Sexual deviancy is the “truth,” according to the depraved ideology of our ruling class.”
Yes. Welcome to America, land of freedoms that don’t require your permission.

"Only a year ago, not even Barack Hussein or Shrillary Rotten supported the disgusting and blasphemous travesty of homosexual “marriage.””
Weird how they went where the votes are and NOT WHERE YOU ARE.

davidtaylorjr #fundie

“Surely you know that radiological dating is not accurate.”
Aside from the fact that you can’t even identify the science, your accusation of inaccuracy is simply that you don’t like the answers it gives.

“You do different radiological dating methods on the same rock and you will get two very different "ages."”
Big claim. Got a cite?
And radiometric dating is not the only way we date things.
This is part of how we know science is trustworthy, if we can date a find by two or more methods and they tend to agree with each other.

“This is also based on a lot of assumptions that the chemical makeup of that rock has always been the same as well as other assumptions.”
Are you sure about that? Really? how many geology courses have you had?

“We also know that we have shown live dinosaur tissue.”
Live dinosaur tissue would require a live dinosaur. But you don’t think that chickens count. So what the fuck are you talking about?

“If they were millions of years old, as claimed, then there is no possible way for this to occur.”
OH! You think the soft-tissue fossils they found were still flesh. Yeah, that’s not what happened.

92g #fundie

“1) I would guess that ~50 times more people have been killed in the name of no God with Darwinism as its system of origins in the last 100 or so years than all of what have been killed in the name of God, rightly or wrongly, in the entirety of human history.”
So, Hitlerkilling millions because they were Christ-killers is on the Religion side, right? Since he rejected Darwin’s theory and had his books burned?
Stalin promoted atheism, to reduce any church challenges to his power, but he didn’t kill anyone ‘in the name of no god.’ Rather, he just sought power.
Every woman who dies of a botched abortion, which was outlawed from religious motivations? Those are religion’s…
Crusades,
Witch trials.
I really doubt your math.

“2) Most of the killing done in the name of religion was Satanic.”
Still, ’I’m killing this person because of God’, and getting away with it for thtat reason, is religious even if it was Satan saying they could.

“3) Christianity is not a religion,”
Separate argument. You don’t want your superstition protected by the first amendment, that’s your look-out. Plenty of people THINK it’s their religion, and put it in thatblock on the census. They also invoke Freedom of Religion when they insist they don’t have to make a wedding cake…

John C. Wright #fundie

‘The Christian worldview alone is where reason and science flourish without being strangled by superstition or corrupted by cults, political or otherwise.”
That’s adorable.
This is why Christains are almost 100% convinced on the science of evolution, despite the teachings of their superstition.
Or supportive of the science of transgendered people.
And NO ONE who claims to be Christain is a flat-earther, or a vaxxdenier, or even slightly sexist.
Uh huh.
Sure.

TomatoPoodle #fundie

"I doubt gender reassignment surgery would be a fix in about 99.9% of these people.”
The fix is for 99.3%, actually. The regret rate for reassignment is less than 1%. Historically, it’s more successful than knee replacement surgery or marriage. But of course you don’t really care about the facts, the science, or PEOPLE WHO KNOW WHAT THEY’RE TALKING ABOUT.

TylerNull #fundie

“Pagan worship is a signature trait of Atheist devotees.”
Someone is confused about words and their usage.

“Some worship trees or their crotch.”
Oooooh. You think environmentalism is a religion.
But it’s Christains who worship their dicks. They keep chipping away at any woman’s right that means they can say ‘no’ to a male.

“Others worship molecules, like CO2 or CFCs.”
Yeah,not wanting my granddaughter to die in a war over water is not a religion.

“Their "ozone-hole" mantra was federally enforced, damaging both A/C efficiency & air quality.”
And was a textbook case of success. Saw the problem, identified the issue, solved it, all better.

“Ayatollah Albert Arnold "Celcius" Gore, Jr. prophesizes an armageddon by angry thermometer gods lest we criminalize capitalism -- the engine that powers humanity.”
No, we don’t have to be capitalists to power humanity. Jesus was pretty socialist, really.

“Atheism is just a fascist religion; akin to Islam.”
Words. If you find them in the dictionary, there a more words right behind them telling you the definition…

aerospacemajor #fundie

“God is a myth?!”
Gods. all of them are, near as I can tell.

“Billions of people down through the ages disagree with you.”
Okay. People worshiped the gods of Egypt for about 3000 years. Hindu gods for 4000 years. Your Christ, 2000. Really want to make it a popularity contest?

“Perhaps you should change your ways and repent;”
Because of a popular opinion? I’m not on Tiktok. Or twitter. Facebook. Give me a reason to.

“God will forgive you and not punish you eternally.”
Yeah, got a reason that’sNOT extortion?

“If you continue on your present course, you will have to explain to God--in person someday--why you blasphemed Him and His ways.”
He’s omniscient,right? He already knows all my motivations and conclusions.

DOC #fundie

“You've got a point there. If everyone were atheists I'd be willing to bet sex with any consulting child would be legal.”
Consulting?
Do you mean, maybe, ‘consenting’?
But minors cannot consent.

“Incest would be legal.”
Where is it not legal? Really?
I knew of a guy in the Navy before I got out,married his mother.

“All drugs would be legalized.”
I’m sure atheists would more rationally approach drug restrictions, yes, but we’d include alcohol and tobacco.

“Polygamy would be legal.”
The only polygamists I’ve ever know were Mormons, not atheists.

“Homosexual marriages would be allowed.”
Between consenting adults,sure.

“ Public sex and nudity would be allowed. Porno would be allowed on all public TV channel that any child could watch.”
I’d sure rather my kids watched loving adults have realistic sex than watch something like John Wick committing murder after murder.

“School would be optional at all ages.”
What the fuck does atheism have to do with that?
i WANT the guy at the drivethrough able to do math. I WANT the next crop of soldiers in Boot camp able to read. I WANT the next generation of internet surfers to know how to evaluate claims critically.

“Handicapped and the mentally ill children would be allowed to be killed by their parents because they would be considered a burden to society.”
What a weird fantasy world you inhabit…

“All abortions would be legal at all stages.”
Is there a secular reason for the state to become involved in a healthcare decision?

“We'd live in a totally different society.”
Just not the one you imagine…

“ And after the society collapsed, the military would take over and of course it would be run by a ruthless dictator who would run a police state.”
You bleevers elected Trump because you think God wants him and he’s trying to create a ruthless police state.

“ Yes I'd be willing to bet all these actions would take place eventually.”
I’d LOVE to see it. Let’sfind out.

Agaro #fundie

“all the evolutionists, tell me something.”
Why, you’re not listening?

“ i know how the big bang "has happened,”
Betcha you don’t…
And Big Bang isn’t evolution.

“ but tell me, wouldnt an explosion,”
Already wrong.

“ especially one that size,”
Size? How big do you think the expansion was? I mean, besides EVERYTHING.

“take away life instead of allow it? think about it.”
No. Everything that exists was in one TEEEEEEEEEEEEENY tiny spot. It wasn’t on a plain or next to a planet or orbiting a star. Everything you imagine that was affectedby ‘this explosion’ was inside the expansion.

“ex: the a-bomb, the h-bomb, grenades, cannon balls (when fired from a cannon of course), mines, rocket launchers, and anything and everything in between. they all have taken lives.”
None of which are anything like the Big Bang expansion.

Robert J. Antonellis #fundie

“Talk about taxation without representation!”
Do you understand what the phrase actually means, though?

“ Christians pay more taxes than any single group in the world.”
How do you figure?
Churches are not taxed…
Hovind feels that just about anything he does shouldn’t be taxd.

“Yet there are dozens of Third Way governments using that money to exterminate Christianity!”
What money?

“We need to do something about that to give Christians the representation they deserve.”
Yes, so many atheists and muslims in Congress, how can you stand it.

“ I propose creating a company called Christian Clout to serve this huge market and to enable Christians to vote with their wallets...”
Uh huh… That always works. Christain versions of working companies NEVER fail.

John C. Wright #fundie

“Such evil effects were foreseen before no-fault divorce became the norm,”
Ah. The weird idea that men can be left even if they obey the letter of the law. How evil that women may change their mind.

“or contraception made legal by judicial fiat,”
Judges doing their job allow women to decide if they want to risk their life in pregnancy? So evil.

“as evidenced by the fact that the Christian teaching has always sided with wisdom and experience.”
Like slavery. Yep.
Slaveowners used to give bibles to their slaves to make them Christains,but had the entire chapter of Exodus removed. Can’t haveslaves thinking that emancipation is possible, much less a Christain virtue.

zooropa_boy #fundie

“I wouldn't be so sure, nothing is proven,”
Thus everythingin science remains falsifiable.

“ and as it is, while mirco evolution works very well, marco evolution (apes to man) has glaring impracticalities yet to be overcome.”
MACRO evolution is just the eventual accumulation of lots and lots of microevolution. And it’s not just apes to man, since man IS an ape.
It’s any major, visible change to a creature’s anatomy. The giraffe’s neck, the rabbit’s hind legs, the wolf’s building-shattering breath, opposable thumbs…

AL #fundie

“Strange that we can't legislate morality yet we have millions in prisons at the ccost of billions for breaking the legislated laws. -Largely because they were never taught the laws made by the legislators who say we can't legislate moral laws.”
Morality is doing the right thing for the right reasons. We cannot legislate your motivation. We just prohibit behaviors.
Like, murder. Cops don’t really CARE if
1) you don’t kill because you value all human life, or if
2) you don’t kill because, while you think you’re the only real person who really matters, you’re just too lazy to go through the whole trial thing.
One of those is moral. BOTH positions are legal.

G-Dawg13 #fundie

“the idea that a human can turn into a bat”
Jesus FUCK how do you make it to the 21st century without knowing a TEENY bit more about the superhero, Batman?
I mean, you can obviously use a computer, but you can’t use the internet?

“is clearly a subliminal message from the satanists who want to convert this once wholesome and christian nation into a cesspool of sin and secularism.”
We were never a Christain nation, dipshit.

“accept jesus now or burn in hell. your choice.”
You know, you’re going to be one of the first examples i point to if Jesus is real. “Why didn’t you accept me into your heart?”
“That guy. I mean, you’re in HIS heart. I don’t wanna be like him in ANY way.”
“Fair enough…”

huldah153 #fundie

“I would rather believe Lady Hope.”
Sure you would. Not because of any evidence,but pure emotional load.

“ Granted, it is entirely possible that she may have lied,”
SEveral witnesses testified that she lied.

“but given that she was a staunch Christian, I don't think she would have for fear of facing an eternity of hellfire.”
Ever think that MAYBE she lied about that, too? About being staunch in her faith?
Do you even know which Christain faith she practiced? Might be one you consider heretical. MIGHT be one that accepts lying if it’s for Jesus.

Dota #fundie

“Like Jack Phillips before her, Kim Davies chose persecution over capitulation.”
As clerk, Kim’s job is to ensure that marriage license applications meet the state’s laws. Not her religious beliefs. She chose persecution over DOING HER FUCKING JOB.

“She was told that her religious beliefs could not supersede the authority of the court.”
Yes, this is a secular nation. Laws of the land exist exactly because we have many different religious beliefs living side by side, hers do NOT take precedence.

“As Bay Area Guy reminded me recently, Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn was quite right when he said that Americans are slavish in their devotion to the law instead of morality and personal ethics.”
If she honestly felt that she could not do the job,she should have quit. Using her superstition for her secular government job is not the moral position. She shouldn’t have run in the first place.

“This should not surprise us in the least as a Marxist society worships the state and considers its law holy scripture.”
No, that’s fascism, not Marxism. Do try to keep up.

“Marxists hate God because the State is a jealous god.”
Not at all. Marxists hate religion. God doesn’t seem to be much of an influence in any way.

Frank Furtschool #racist

redheaded goddess88 #racist

“Women who race, mix”
Both?

“men to for that matter too,”
Then why didn’t you just open with ‘Humans who race, and mix.’?

“can never come back again their attraction to other races is a mental illness”
Okay, that’s not true at all. My wife,and four of my top ten favorite playmates, are black. Five of the other six are white. One Japanese. I can appreciate and feel attraction to women of any race. It’s not a mental check-valve.

“just like the women who feel its not a bad thing to kill their unborn children because they don't think its a child.”
Okay to kill a child because it’s not a child? What an odd, odd sentence.

“Those women make me sick they make good women look bad.”
How? I mean,how do you know that there ARE good women if the bad women make them look bad?
You can distinguish the two groups, clearly, but suddenly they blur?
Oh, maybe you’rejust a misogynist.

"I don't need a man to tell me I am beautiful or worth anything I know that on my own”
Slight error on both, bitch.

“ and I am a second generation racist”
Wow. Batman couldn’t make me admit that if i were…

“my children are aware I will never have nigglet grand children my children know better.”
Not often I really hope people end up posting on PITT, but you’re certainly one of them…

SURE's TOOTIN' kc's dandy with me #fundie #homophobia

“SO ON ONE LEVEL ALL SINNERS ARE HOMOSEXUALS TO SOME DEGREE”
That’s not a dungeon level I want my characters to explore.
How… How does this work? God’s the one who made me straight. But Adam and Woman sinned. That makes me a sinner. but somehow a mistake made 6000 years ago makes me …gay. Just a little bit.
That doesn’t make any sense.

“PERHAPS AS THE 3 DEGREES OF SIN IN LUKE 12″
Are you one of those creationists who insist you can ignore it if a scientist uses ‘perhaps,’ because they’re not sure?

“BUT PERHAPS THOSE WHO ARE WILLING TO FLAUNT THEIR HOMOSEXUALITY AS BEING BETTER THAN HETER....”
Better than Heter! I can see that as a t-shirt.

“ARE ONES WHO KNOW AND DO EVIL AND ARE THUS CONDEMNED TO BE CASTE AMONG THE UNBELIEVERS”
There are unbeliever castes? Oooh! Can I be an untouchable? I has the ticklish issue.

John Doe #racist

coñsuela #fundie

“i think people that crusade against the religious have zero positive input to society ..”
Well,if they crusade against the religious BECAUSE they’re religious, maybe.
What if they crusade against tax dodgers like Kent Hovind, Because he’s a tax dodger?
What if they crusade against God being mentioned on the currency because it’s against the constitution?
What if they crusade against people teaching religious superstitions in science classes because it’s a lie and unconstitutional and illegal?

“theyre just looking for someone to blame and fixing nothing ..”
I dunno. Hovind went to jail.
ID consistently loses in court.

“pathetic, worthless pieces of human trash is about how i perceive them”
Well,you’re a credulous, superstitious idiot who doesn’t know how anything actually works, so who cares what you perceive?

Discard #racist

“The good reason for anti-Black miscegenation laws is that Black DNA is effectively a genetic pollutant.”
Pretty sure that the miscegenation legislation was established well before any discovery identified DNA. So, no, this isn’t a justification for the laws.

“Blacks are a blight on society and a drain on the economy.”
Yes, that’s why y’all imported so many, to ruin the South’s economy. And then committed treason to make sure the Southern economy depended on them… Sure, sure.

“The fewer the better.”
Then MAYBE shouldn’t have had slaves that the slave owners could rape. Just saying…

“Diluting their presence by mixing it with White genes is simply spreading the problem around.”
Okay, pick one. ARE we increasing their spread or are we diluting it?
And, yes, the one drop rule. Of course, if you’d decided that one drop of WHITE blood made them white, then whites would not face a looming minority status, would they?

I really don’t care. I was a science-fiction nerd in central Idaho. Already a minority.
I joined the military,making me a minority in the population.
I joined submarines, making me a minority in the military.
I worked on nuclear weapons. WAY small minority.
Well, if whites are minority, I’ll hope my kids will protect me from abuses.

“And I believe no more in the right to breed with whoever you wish”
Yeah, not believing in other people’s rights worked SO well when California voted against gay marriage…

Warchicken #fundie

“So explain this to me.”
SOmehow, I doubt the sincerity of your request…

“ He [God] can crush you or nurture you depending on whether you do what he says,”
Really? Because most Christains I’ve ever seen are insistent that THEY have the only religion that God approves. the Pope, the president of LDS, Joel Osteen,and Pat Robertson can’t ALL be doing ‘what He says.’
And that’s not even counting Hindu, Shinto, Islam, and whatever that screaming mutant on the Quad is talking about.
And none of them are ‘crushed’ for not doing ‘what he says.’

“and your answer is to say 'why should I?!?'”
Yeah, pretty much.
I mean, you don’t really spend much time on the benefits of following your God in the appropriate way, just straight to the threat. GOD WILL CRUSH YOU! But it’s historically kind of an empty threat.
Sure, Ghouls are quick to point to any disaster and say, “God did that because you touch yourself!” But I don’t really see a connection.

“like a petulant four-year-old asking why he should do what his parents say?”
my parents are real. At four they were constants in my life. They fed me and spanked me and I understood our relationship quite clearly.
THIS is more like ‘Eat your broccoli or President Nixon will invade Wakanda!’
Why should I credit the threat?

Railfan727 #fundie

"Suddenly, it dawned on me... I realized that the engineers crossed a line with God with this statement,”
No, they did not.
God is omniscient, right? SO he knows exactly how they meant that, IF they said it. He also knows the opinions and piety of every single person on board. I doubt that all that many of them were that arrogant.

Frankly, they crossed a line with YOU. YOU are a petty little snowflake, and if YOU had absolute power, and someone challenged your absolutenessisity, you’d have no problem killing 1500 so that the 700 survivors would regret it. Thus, YOUR GOD is a petty little snowflake.
Even though he is omniscient. It’d make a much better story if two she-bears showed up when the Titanic was halfway across the sea, and tore up the builder. That’d DEFINITELY be God’s handiwork.

"I think it was the direct, personal mocking of God that brought this disaster about.”
Hope you never have your own kid pee on you while you’re changing a diaper…

Chilocanth #fundie

“Unbelieving parents do not have a covenant with God”
Okay. I’m atheist, other parents are not Christains, so we don’t have a covenant with your god. Works for me.
Also, anyone who claims to be Christain,but isn’t in your particular faith doesn’t have the same covenant,do they? I mean, i assume you’re Baptist, so you think Catholics and Mormons are going to Hell, right?

“and are in his disfavor. Their children would not be under a "spiritual blanket" and would face the same punishment as their parents.”
Ah. So that solves the Abortion problem. Anyone who’s not in your exact religion is going to Hell, with their kids, so aborting them has no effect except they get to Hell sooner.
Glad to have this cleared up.

“I think this idea is supported”
Ah. So this isn’t something revealed, it’s a conclusion YOU came to. Good to know.

Chaplain Gordon James Klingenschmitt #fundie

“Let us pray. Almighty God, we pray you rebuke the cowardly bureaucrat in the Pentagon, (whose phone number is 703-695-9664),”
Wonder how long it took him to forward all calls to the Idaho representative’s office?

“who decided for the first time in 42 years to deny a request for a military plane flyover at the “God and Country Rally””
GOD and country?
That’d be a direct violation of church/state separation,bubbles.

“honoring our veterans in Idaho, because the event might “appear to benefit a religious or ideological movement.””
Yeah, he obeyed the Constitution. The military doesn’t exist to validate your superstition.

“Since when are God, Country, and Veterans groups too ideological?”
When you don’t make it clear that you’re non-sectarian.

“ God we recall Revelation 21:8, the cowardly—their place will be in the fiery lake of burning sulfur. In Jesus name, Amen.”
He’s doing his job, for the secular government of a secular nation,and you think that deserves ETERNAL punishment. What a snowflake you are.

Oroci_Iori #fundie

“So what? He's suddenly reliable and trustworthy JUST because of that?”
Well, I’m seeking medical opinions,he’s been to meical school, and if he fucks things up I can sue him for everything his malpractice insurance can bear.
He’s licensed by the state so he attends regular training on changes in medicine, new treatments, new equipment.
So, yeah, I trust him for reliable medical information.
If he starts quoting Robert Kennedy,Jr, I’ll be out of there as if shot from a gun.

Why Me #fundie

“Having knowledge that there is no god is quite delusional”
I reallydon’t think that ‘knowledge’ is or can be delusional.
Being convinced there’s no god may be, but KNOWLEDGE is a bit more of a fact,innit?

“in of itself. No one can claim such truth”
Yes, they can. String the words together,speak them out loud, maybe write them on a wall? You can CLAIM anything.

“and anyone who does claim such truth is delusional.”
Ah. So you have objective evidence of one or more gods, then?

“However, those saying that there is a god are not delusional since many would claim that god has spoken to them through prayer.”
SOME PEOPLE hear a voice in their head, that’s how you know NO ONE with that opinion is delusional?
Do you know what words mean?

“And who can argue with prayer?”
Apparently, everyone. Because for every god mankind worships, someone has heard from that god(dess) and is convinced he or she is realio trulio.
These convictions are contradictory.

Trance #fundie

“I just totally owned an Athiest Co-Worker.”
He’s THE athiest of all your athy coworkers?

“Ok first of all, I know it's not right to be prideful,”
Not right, huh? Isn’t it a sin?

“but he was so arrogant about his dis-belief in God, and that anybody who did believe was 'mentally unstable' and needed to be 'kept away from "decent folks"'”
You’re sure he was THAT sweeping? ALL theists are unstable?

“We got into a discussion in the break room, and the subject came up to God, and he knows I am a Christian. He said 'How can you believe in something you have never seen before... you don't even know that God exists. You think he does, based on what some stupid book (the Bible) says, but you can never know for sure.”
Okay. So how DO you know?

“So I used his own logic against him.”
Ah. Can’t answer the question, attack the questioner.

“ I said 'And by that token, you can't prove Christopher Columbus existed, because you've never seen him.”
Well, no. To use his words, you should have ASKED how he knows Columbus existed. And he’d tell you.

“He just rolled his eyes and said 'Anybody with a brain cell... even you can't tell me he didn't exist. Everybody knows he left Spain and discovered the New World.”
Um, no, I really doubt that’s what he said. I thinkthis conversation took place in your mind.
He would have listed the corroborating evidence, the numerous accounts, and the impact on history, not anonymous accounts by ‘eyewitnesses’ sixty to seventy years after the events.

“I just smiled and said 'But you don't know for sure.”
But we do. The historicity of Columbus is not in doubt.
And you never answered the question.

“You're just going by what the history books have said unless you see it for yourself, there is no way you can prove it. Those were your exact words' .”
Your chance to tell him what convinced you and you pretend that his history is as subjective as your superstition.

“He didn't like me putting his own words back to him, so he just left and didn't speak to me for the rest of the day.”
Yeah, no. You made a completely invalid comparison.
And I think this is all stuff you WISH you’dsaid in the break room…

green---- #sexist

“Remember in Dragonball z”
No.

" My dream is to find a woman who bullied me before,”
And by bullied,you mean did not initiate a sex transaction when you were within 1 mile of her vagina? Kay.

“preferably one who is pregnant,”
So, a woman who wouldn’t sex at you whose had sex.

“and kick her so hard that she spits the baby out, just like cell spit out Android 18.”
That would be pretty hard.

“That will show her. Women support bullies and give them sex as rewards.”
Wait. You said she bullied you, not that she fucked a guy who bullied you… Which is it?
YOU didn’t get sex, so you take away her child.
Most states in the nation,if the immediate crowd leavesyou alive will prosecute you for murder. if they don’t, they’ll probably not prosecute anyone in the crowd for your murder. But you SHOWED HER.

“Women love to play victim.”
Your fantasy is attacking her violently and making her the victim.

“If I mention bullying she'll be like "what? I never did that."”
If she noticed you at all…

“Yet the baby probably came from a bully chad.”
Make up your mind! Is this revenge for bullying or fucking a bully!?!?!?

AutisticSubhuman #fundie

“Do you honestly think the rape of some slut passed out drunk behind a dumpster”
Behind a dumpster?
Is this about Brock Turner,the Rapist?

“is as bad as the rape of an innocent virgin who was staying pure for her husband?”
Um, yes. it’s the same crime. Rapists’ lawyers always bring HER sexual past into court, but he still had sex she didn’t consent to.

“If you've had like 20 dicks in you does it really matter if a few were non-consensual at that point?”
Of course it does.
The entire point of rape laws is that you do not own another person’s genitals. Even if she’s fucked 20guys, you don’t own them. Even if she’s fucked YOU before, you still need her consent to fuck her next time.

If you buy a round for the table, and the waitress uses your card to buy a round for the entire bar, would you think that was okay since you were being generous? What if she keeps the card and buys everyone a round for the next week? Is there any point where you would say, ’that’s my money, and I get to decide who it’s spent on!’ Or is it just a matter of degree, at this point?