FUCK YOU AND YOUR HOMOPHOBIA!!!
My uncle DIED from AIDS when I was in high school! Turns out, he cought it from the woman he was cheating on his wife with. AIDS is not "gay" disease, it now affects more straight people than the whole LGBT comunity. Skide is absolutely correct, the gay community is a whole lot more informed about safer sex practices, and lesbians have the lowest rates of infection.
Oh, and felching isn't a thing in real life, you nasty bastard. No sane person would willingly put a live creature up any oriface.