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EnglishVids #crackpot #dunning-kruger #fundie

“John, James, Matthew, Mary, Simon, Peter, Paul and so forth.”

Alright, let’s pull out some etymology!

John - from the Latin Iohnannes, the Greek Ioannes, the Hebrew Yochanan, aka “Yahweh is gracious”.
James - Latin Iacomus, a variant of Iacobus, Hebrew Ya’aqov aka Jacob, meaning unknown
Matthew - Greek Matthaios, Hebrew Mattiyahu meaning “Gift of Yahweh”.
Mary - Latin Maria, Greek Mariam, Hebrew Miryam, meaning unknown
Simon - Greek Simon, Hebrew Shim’on, “He has heard”.
Peter - Greek Petros meaning stone, translation of Aramaic ‘Cephos’ also meaning stone. Original name was Simon.
Paul - Latin ‘paulus’ meaning small or humble, original name Saul, Hebrew Sha’ul, “prayed for”.

I can do it with other names too. Like that good strong Christian name Isaac is actually the Hebrew Yitzchaq. Or Susan/Susanna is from Greek Sousanna, Hebrew Shoshannah. Surprise, turns out everybody was a Jew this whole time. I’m so sorry you had to find out like this, through basic logic and a Google search.

Dean Lefferts #racist

Long story short, privileged middle class white-passing man adopts ‘tone-deaf liberal progressive’ type racism (nonaggressive but still racist) until it stops working for him, at which time he doubles down into actual aggressive racism.

FallenPrime #conspiracy #crackpot #sexist

She seems rather disgruntled that the hypothetical person is *checks google* 6′6. Perhaps she prefers smaller men, and you might have a chance! Speak your lustiest German to this tiny purple haired cartoon, you completely sane and rational being.

Ben Garrison #quack #conspiracy

Let’s address these one at a time:

"I live in fear" – I find my fear of dying due to COVID-19 to be perfectly reasonable and rational.

"I believe CNN" - I take CNN with a grain of salt. I take Faux News with a whole shaker.

"I will snitch on you!" - No, I’m not the cops, and I’m very non-confrontational. Feel free to breathe in virus droplets in peace.

"I believe in agenda 21" - Sustainable business practices, conservation efforts, and poverty reduction? Count me in.

"I want safety, not freedom" - I want both, and I am willing to gamble a little bit of each one in order to further secure the other.

"I want medical tyranny" - Nope, I couldn’t care less what you do with your body, except to the level with which your choices influence mine.

"My parents are hurting my immune system" - I am a 28 year old married woman, my parents have long ceased to have a say in my medical choices.

"I love Bill Gates" - I am neutrally fond of Bill Gates. I admire his charity work, but I don’t know the guy.

"I do what I'm told" - I follow rules that are fair, logical, and safe. I try to follow the ones that aren’t until they can be changed.

"I want mandatory vaccines" - Yes, because it’s a matter of health and safety and parents should not be allowed to knowingly expose their children and any immunocompromised people they may interact with to a myriad of diseases because “big government bad”. Not vaccinating your kid is medical neglect and abuse.

"I enjoy virtue signaling" - These are my genuinely held beliefs, and I don’t ask for recognition or praise for them. Using the phrase ‘virtue signaling’ sounds like projection to me. You profess beliefs you don’t hold so that people will give you a reward, so you think everyone else must do that too.

"It's all Trump's fault!" - COVID isn’t, but the mismanagement of it certainly falls on him and his staff.

"The New Normal" - unfortunately, this is probably true, unless we can quickly develop a vaccine that is safe and effective. There are no signs that COVID is going away.

Larry Solomon #fundie #sexist

Ugh. There’s nothing wrong with lusting after your wife and wanting to sate your libido with her. The problem lies when you stop being considerate about it. A) You need consent, B) you need to not treat her like her only purposes are kids, chores, and sex, and C) you need to take her pleasure and comfort into account. Don’t try to pretzel her or bend her in half if she’s not flexible. Don’t ignore the clit. Use lube.

“1 Corinthians chapter 7 verse 3: The husband should give to his wife her conjugal rights, and likewise the wife to her husband.”

SATISFY YOUR WIVES, Christian men. Do it. God commands you to make it good for her if you want her to make it good for you.

Edmund_Kemper #sexist

“Robin Williams also hid his depression and nobody knew he was depressed. The world was shocked when he roped.”

I don’t feel the need to deal with the rest of the bullshit in OP’s post, but I do want to correct this misconception about Robin Williams’ suicide. His wife has spoken publicly and written at least one article about the cause of his death. He wasn’t merely ‘depressed’, he had a severe case of Lewy body dementia. His brain was basically dissolving and he had lost almost half of the neurons responsible for producing dopamine at the time of his death. He was experiencing terrifying bouts of anxiety, paranoia, confusion, memory loss, tremors, etc. He had a terminal degenerative illness and ended his own life. Saying his suicide was caused by depression is inaccurate and reductive.

Lori Alexander #fundie #wingnut

The Transgender Bride #kinkshaming #moonbat

This sounds like OP had a bad experience with a kinky partner and has now decided to paint all kinksters with the same brush. Either that or they read 50 Shades, got rightfully disgusted with the abuse Grey heaps onto Ana, and decided that this one book series must be a true depiction of everybody’s BDSM life.

Edmund_Kemper #sexist

I don’t think this guy is trying to say that raped women are worthless. I suspect he is of the opposite opinion: that rape isn’t a big deal. Therefore he is trying to "gotcha” us. If we suggest that rape is a real emotional trauma that affects victims for the rest of their lives, then surely they have no hope of enjoying the rest of their lives and should commit suicide. If we suggest that rape trauma is possible to recover from and suicide is too permanent a solution, voila: rape must not be a big enough deal and we should stop penalizing rapists.

In other words he’s a subhuman piece of crap.

BabyFuck McGirlsex #sexist

@Bastethotep #47154

My god, I’m dying. But I believe you forgot SHIELD Director Cuck Fury and Agent Fill Holeson.

Yukon Jack #conspiracy #ufo #crackpot #racist

Nothing enslaves humanity except humanity. We believe in incorrect origins for our species because we are under-educated. The universe is much more complex than we are currently capable of researching and understanding. We raise our fists and curse at the sky because it is much easier to believe in a supreme creator who punishes us as he sees fit than to realize that humanity’s problems are a combination of humanity’s own numerous faults and simple, cruel, random chance.

Even if we WERE a slave populace, why give up hope and curse your existence? Why not dedicate your life to producing something of value? Why not become a scientist? Or an artist? Why not enjoy the life you have to its fullest and leave a lasting legacy (either in children or in some other form of creation/improvement) in order to spite your alien overlords? In other words, live a normal human life, you incredibly large bag of crazy.

Rep Andy Biggs #wingnut

Normal, progressive society: The president is contradicting the scientific experts. Let’s correct the president’s errors.

Bizarro land: The scientists are contradicting the supreme leader! Fire the scientists!

Jen Mccarty #conspiracy #magick #quack #wingnut

“Children in schools are also being encouraged to practice social distancing which is indeed a CIA torture program. Isolation is used in prisons for prisoners who are being punished for their behaviours within the prison, and is seen as the most intense form of punishment a prisoner could receive”

Breaking news: This just in, social distancing is NOT solitary confinement! Who knew?

Alandra Markman #ufo #conspiracy #magick #crackpot

Occam’s Razor would offer these alternatives: 1a) he’s a liar, 1b) he’s remarkably creative and testing out his new sci-fi story on unsuspecting victims, or 2) he’s mentally ill.

MentleGentlemen098, Suck-Less & xNOM #sexist

Gymcelled #sexist

@HS #46620

No, they have not considered that. They have never considered that antisocial men may resort to rape, or reproductive coercion, or simply choosing women who are undereducated and lack opportunities/support, because those are the easiest women to prey on.

There are a lot of reasons an antisocial man could father a child that don’t involve a woman being attracted to his cruelty and criminality. But they’re unempathetic and blame the women.

Sparrow's Song #sexist #crackpot #psycho

"femasite”, “foid”, “toilet”, “hole”.

But nooooo, the reason you can’t get a girlfriend is your height and your jawline.

Also, oral sex is awesome and nothing like being tickled, assuming your partner is skilled. But that might just be my femaleness, so I asked a few men. None of them compared a blowjob to being tickled.

IHateeWomen #sexist #psycho #wingnut

…after taking into account the rules as laid out, with their punishments, I imagine the entire population of this hypothetical country to be made up of less than ten thousand people. Everyone else will have been executed. So congratulations, your country is a small town.

ryhan #racist

Here’s my best racist-to-English translation…

OP is a self-hating Indian, angry that zir ancestors have a smaller percentage of white DNA than other cultures like Amerindians, Mesoamericans, etc.

OP apparently believes that white genetics are superior and therefore the presence of white DNA is a good thing while all other races are somehow inferior, and that because Indians are considered “caucasoid” (what an outdated term), that they are closer to white than other races and so, I assume, deserve to be lifted up by white interbreeding instead of/before other races. And because Indians have a close history to West Europeans (I presume OP means the British colonial period), that this current state is especially painful.

Basically, my interpretation is that Ryhan has made a mental hierarchy in which ze should be considered mid-tier, if not high-tier, and is angry that the people ze considers low-tier are cutting in line by interbreeding with whites. This despite the scientific fact that all humans are, in fact, human, and that it doesn’t matter a single iota what color you are.

Also, I had to google what g**k meant because I could not remember which people it was a slur for, and now I feel dirty.

Anacybele #homophobia

People’s sexualities can be flexible over their lifetimes. Steve Rogers could have been romantically and sexually interested in Peggy Carter and still later (or at the same time) have an interest in men. He could be bi. Or he could be gay with an exception for Peggy because they had a deep connection that overrode his usual preference. And as far as movie Cap goes, his obsessive, undying friendship with and loyalty to Bucky Barnes is what causes most of the fans to wonder.

Elsa could be literally anything, but her story in movie 1 was so queer-coded that it would make sense for her to be part of a marginalized sexuality. Feeling like something is wrong with you, that you have to hide away, being so happy and proud when you finally get away from your repressive childhood and acknowledge your true self… that doesn’t sound gay to you?

Personalityinkwell #crackpot #fundie

According to Urban Dictionary, ‘IOI’ means ‘indicator/s of interest’. So according to personalityinkwell, the only true way to know if a girl is into you is if she lets you fuck her. All other signs are, assumedly, either misinterpretations or lies.

anon1822 #sexist

@Spacewyrm #40841

Absolutely agree. Thinking of basic household chores or self-maintenance as an ‘event’ you have to mentally prepare for and hide out afterward to recover your energy from, is exactly how my depression manifests itself. It’s an insidious little voice in my ear going “hmm, showering today sounds like too much trouble. Wouldn’t it be easier to just sit here?” and then suddenly it’s been a week since I washed my hair.

This guy doesn’t need a girlfriend or the incel community, he needs a therapist and possibly some antidepressants.

CTON #racist

>>>I heard white professors openly say to Hispanics in our classroom "let's speak spanish so we can make fun of these white people"

Citation sorely fucking needed.

Brett Stevens #elitist #wingnut #dunning-kruger #elitist

People who advocate for the survival of the fittest always seem to think they’d be in the ‘fit’ category. It’s so much easier to dismiss the deaths of nameless faceless people in the name of your better stronger society, but what about your parents? Your siblings? Your spouse? Your children and grandchildren? Your friends and coworkers? THEIR families? Who close to you has to die before you realize that allowing death tolls to rise because you feel trapped and bored makes you a douchebag?

crew2 & Robtical #sexist

If all women everywhere said ‘no more sex for violent criminals’, the violent criminals would then rape the women (and some men). Because violent criminals don’t tend to be people who take no for an answer.

kill me #sexist

uglyme #sexist #conspiracy

It kind of bothers me that the love story between me and my husband would be boiled down by these losers as “failed normie betabuxxes for 2/10 landwhale foid” instead of both of us starting out life as shy geeks who were very alone until we found each other but (and here’s the key part) never blamed society or other people for our problems once we grew up past the teen angst phase.

The Prophetic Explorer #homophobia #transphobia #fundie #conspiracy

Orrrr he’s getting older, possibly gaining a little bit of weight or just having looser skin (hence the softened jawline), maybe some plastic surgery to explain those brows? Or perhaps he was just tired/ill/having a bad day in the photos you studied.

Not that there’s anything wrong with transitioning, and it’s none of our business if Daniel wants to be Danielle or whatever name she chooses. But unless you hear her directly state that she’s a she, then continue to treat him as a he. Or you could ask? It’s polite to ask for preferred pronouns.

(Secondary note: ‘trannysitioning’ is quite possibly the weakest pun possible.)

feesu-san #homophobia #fundie

Having watched the entirety of Steven Universe and SU: Future, I’m curious to find out what they think is fetishistic and immoral, minus the LGBT relationships/parenting. It’s a pretty optimistic show with multiple great morals, including: defusing tension through talking it out is a better tactic than violence, everybody deserves a second chance, love is a powerful force for good, etc. And SU: Future added my favorite lessons: it’s okay to stop giving people extra chances if they refuse to change, it’s okay to react negatively to trauma (getting angry/sad/having a tantrum), and it’s okay to admit you need help, even (and especially) mental help.

All of those are way better lessons than I picked up from the Bible.

HeebJesus #sexist

Just because you can locate the video on some disgusting corner of the net doesn’t mean it’s acceptable. Also, leave the scat and barf videos alone. I’ll agree they’re subjectively disgusting to most people, myself included, but those videos are consenting adults with kinks (and sometimes fake anyway). Every other video you’ve described is a nonconsensual action, whether against an animal, a corpse, a victim of a crime, or a child.

Also, about the revenge porn… Even working within a framework where you’re correct (ew) and women cheating on their partners means they deserve to have their nudes published, what about all the women who DIDN’T cheat? What about the ones who broke up with an abusive partner? Or sexted a guy who later turned out to be creepy so she stopped talking to him? What about the women who were stalked? Or the young girls coerced by older men on the internet? What about the women who took pictures for their loving partners but their phones were stolen or hacked? (Remember The Fappening when all those celebrity nudes got leaked?) What did any of the women in those examples do wrong, except exist as female?

Ap0calypse #sexist #quack #crackpot

People are not comic book characters, not everybody has a six pack and a jawline that could cut steel. Just because every guy you see on tv or in movies looks like Chris Hemsworth doesn’t mean that the average man gets anywhere close. Hypermasculine men are rare. That doesn’t make other men ‘childlike’.

NO MORE FACTORIES EVER #conspiracy

From my research (although I couldn’t find a source more reputable than The Mirror), it appears to be a few members of the police force in Edinburgh who are being too zealous with their enforcement of “essential trips only”. It’s an asshole move but certainly not a conspiracy theory to remove all pleasure from people’s lives and shut down factories. Buying donuts isn’t essential. If you’re going to the store for milk and bread, feel free to buy a candy bar too. But going out solely for snacks and booze is risky behavior. I don’t believe people should be punished for stupidity, but stop lying and whining for attention.

Socrates #racist #pratt

Racists: *contribute to a centuries-long web of oppression for black people, leaving many of them in impoverished, under-educated, gang-ridden areas, which leads to higher rates of crime*

Racist cops and judicial systems: *arrest black people far more frequently than white people, sentencing them much more harshly than whites*

Statistics: *as a result, show that black people commit more crime proportionately than they should*

Racists: *surprised Pikachu face* Must just be genetic, they’re all born criminals!

nxdismycope #psycho #sexist

@Malingspann #34365

Freudian slip. He knows sleeping with him would be lethal for a woman’s dignity if not her actual life.

Anonymous Coward #conspiracy

Blackpill Rage #sexist #racist

Imagine how his mind will blow when he discovers the existence of female Jews.

Hate_my_life #racist #sexist #psycho

I’m not sure I believe you’re black. I mean you could be, with a massive dose of self-hatred and semi-internalized racism, but the last black guy I heard complaining about how rappers were giving black people a bad name and young people should pull up their dang pants was BILL FUCKING COSBY and he’s a piece of shit, so…

kingjameswriter1965 #fundie #homophobia #transphobia

Helen Doe #racist

Helen, have you ever considered that your packages disappeared because you harassed your neighbors? I doubt you lived in a lawless wasteland, you probably just made yourself well known as an elitist bitch and somebody decided to fuck with you.

Also, moving wasn’t what made you a ‘race realist’. You admitted that you didn’t want to leave your all-white area for a more diverse neighborhood. You were already racist in the way that isolated white people are racist. Not aggressively so, those kind of people would never say the N word out loud or join the KKK, but they’ll certainly cross the street when they see a black teenager. But instead of letting your experience in the barrio change your point of view and let you learn that real black people/latinx people aren’t dangerous, you doubled down on the racism and got hostile.

Also, imagine voting for Trump and then him not being racist enough for you.

Gregory Hood #wingnut #racist

I also think Brutalist architecture is ugly. But not because it represents ‘modernity’ or diversity. I just really hate unadorned concrete. That being said, I would never attempt to enforce my opinion on anyone else, especially if I held a position of power.

plaguejester #homophobia #psycho

I don’t think anyone in their right mind has ever suggested that the suicide of a gay person is any worse than the suicide of a child (what about the suicides of gay children?). Suicide is pretty tragic overall, regardless of who dies. Just because we want to minimize LGBTQ+ suicides doesn’t mean we don’t also care about children who commit suicide for any other reason. Also, 12 is not too young to have a sexuality. It’s too young for sex, and their concept of sexuality probably isn’t fully developed – they might not fully realize who/what they’re attracted to, and their sexuality will probably continue to evolve as they grow older, but they definitely have one. I knew I was bisexual at 12. I also wanted to commit suicide at 13, partially because of that and partially because I was just depressed. Would my death have mattered, as a child? Or not mattered, as a bisexual?

Also, fuck you for defending bullies. I wanted to disappear off the face of the earth in elementary school because I was bullied. They were jealous of me, but also I was ‘weird’ and fat, and supposedly a lesbian because I spent all my time with my female best friend (because she was my only friend). But I didn’t give into the urges. I stayed ‘strong’. And eventually my bullies grew out of it. Some moved away, and two of them just became better people and ultimately apologized to me, one in middle school and the other in high school. If I had killed myself I would have never watched them mature. But that doesn’t make me any better than someone who did commit suicide, or who chose to change schools, or did anything else to escape the bullying.

And I have to confess, I was also a temporary bully. I took all that hurt and used it to be mean to a few perfectly innocent children, sometimes because I was jealous, and sometimes just because they were there and I needed to lash out. I never physically bullied anyone but I have said some very cruel things in my past. I will never forgive myself for hurting them, and it would be a source of endless torment if I ever found out that one of them took drastic action because of me. Bullying people doesn’t weed out the weak from the strong. It hurts people, sometimes forever. Both the victim and the bully, because that person has to live with what they did.

OnlyTheGhosts #quack #ableist

So Japan withdrew its recommendation for the MMR vaccine in 1995 after some children contracted aseptic meningitis but then after a few years went back to encouraging at least the rubella portion of the vaccine for children because it recognized the dangers of not vaccinating kids, and in 2006 it went back to encouraging the Measles and Rubella vaccines for all children, but that leaves a large gap where people weren’t being vaccinated and so 20 and 30 year olds are coming down with Rubella in Japan as of a few years ago. In 2013 Japan also withdrew its recommendation for the HPV vaccine due to some reports of vaccine-related illness, and has yet to change its mind, presumably because the consequences of that decision have not yet become widespread and obvious.

But neither of them were ever banned, as far as I can tell. Also, the 70+ is an inflated number that counts multi-disease vaccines like Tdap or MMR as individual separate dosages plus adds vaccines recommended during pregnancy. Vaxopedia suggests that the real number for American children is 13 different vaccines given in roughly 54 doses (depends on the brand of vaccines) by age 18 assuming that your kid has been getting yearly flu shots the whole time.

Arc_Unreal #conspiracy #dunning-kruger

Okay, I’m going to be generous and assume that this person is nowhere near as stupid as they come off.

I’m hoping they just didn’t use correct grammar and pronunciation and what they mean is “If you people think that a plant or tree, with no lungs, can inhale gases or exhale gases, then you are either very deceived, or officially brain dead.” Basically a rebuttal to the idea that plants ‘breathe’ our carbon dioxide output. However, that still makes them a LITTLE stupid, or at least very pedantic, because of course nobody literally thinks that plants breathe.

The 2019 Fundie Of The Year Awards - Voting! #announcement

Religious fundie of the year: Lady Checkmate
Wingnut of the year: Rabbi Eliezer Kashtiel and Rabbi Giora Redler
Moonbat of the year: Amethystuf
Conspiracy theorist of the year: DeepStateExposed
Racist of the year: Cuyen
Ableist of the year: Whitney Ellenby
Grifter award: Sandra Porta
Mary Sue of the year: Caamib
Funniest quote: David J. Stewart(1)
Nightmare fuel of the year: Rev. Ronald E. Williams and Patti Williams
Magnetic Crank Award: Victor Justice
Board of the year: The Daily Stormer
Movement of the year: Ohio Republicans
Quote submitter of the year: Bastethotep
Commenter of the year: Skidie (2)

Pomidor Quixote #sexist

@Bastethotep #29161

“Regional anesthesia at least allows women to be conscious during the process and observe what’s happening to their bodies, but it should still be avoided because it still takes away their chance to redeem themselves.”

He literally did say that he thinks c-sections should not get anaesthesia at all.

Draconiss #homophobia #transphobia #kinkshaming

@Chloe #28324

I’m betting it was something hateful toward trans women.

Enoch B. Petrucelly #mammon #magick #crackpot

I’ve got no problem with ‘magic’ as a religious thing. I think pagans are cool and my hometown has a crystal/oil/curiosity shop owned by a Wiccan that does a tidy business.

I DO have a problem with pretending like you can actually open a portal to another reality and encounter actual demonic entities. I have a problem with letting a bunch of woo create an artificial barrier between you and other people. And I especially have a problem with you using your silly woo to scam other poor deluded people out of their money.

Magic isn’t real. ‘Witchcraft’ is about willpower and self-reflection, it’s a mental discipline. You can’t actually cast spells like Harry fucking Potter.

Rev. Paula White #fundie

@Volcheka #28120

Yes she was obviously speaking metaphorically. HOWEVER, uber-fundies can’t have it both ways. They can’t claim that biblical scripture is 100 percent literal and not to be interpreted metaphorically, and then get to claim that they were just using figurative language when they say something problematic in a sermon.

elijahfire #fundie

Matthew 6:5 – And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men.”

Matthew 7:1 - “Judge not, that ye be not judged.”

John 8:7 - “So when they continued asking him, he lifted up himself, and said unto them, He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her.”

Follow your own fucking teachings: Keep your religion to yourself, stop telling other people that they’re going to hell, and don’t you dare try to think you’re better than anyone else. You get an F on your book report; reread it and try again.

Socialist Rifle Association #moonbat

Ugh, partially right but drawing the wrong conclusions.

Yes, those are all problems. But the widespread, poorly regulated availability of guns is also a problem you raving lunatic. Dismantling capitalism is not the answer!