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Mike Adams #conspiracy #crackpot #fundie #wingnut

[sarcasticmonotone] Oh no, Mike Adams, the normally sane and rational Health Ranger, has fallen down the rabbit hole of utter stupidity that is Pizzagate! What an unexpected turn of events! What a Shymalanian twist! I could not - dare I say - nobody could have ever foreseen this happening! What shall we do when our most logical figures have fallen victim to… [/sarcasticmonotone]

Okay, you get the point. To the shock of nobody, idiot conspiromonkey falls for obvious bullshit conspiracy theory. This is why critical thinking is a crucial skill, and in 2020, apparently also a superpower.

Honkler #psycho #racist #conspiracy

I want to see the sales pitch these breathing condom adverts come up with to convince black people to give themselves back over to slavery.

“Hey pal– sorry, I mean, yo yo yo, muh homies! (because you just know they would talk in exaggerated '90's urban slang.), we know that making your own decisions, having personal agency and being treated as if you were humans are all pretty whack, so we thought we'd come over and offer a solution. Have you considered - SLAVERY? That's right, for the low low price of shutting up and doing what you're told, you too can enjoy a life of endless servitude, back-breaking labour in industries and fields nobody uses anymore or that have been made infinitely more efficient through mechanization, and the total denial of your human dignity!”

I look forward to hearing reports of an uptick in hillbilly beatings.

Fat Link #conspiracy #racist #wingnut

Which is it, moron - do the Jews run the world, or are they angling to take over, reeeeeeal soon?

Monica Showalter #quack #wingnut

It never occurs to them that other countries are doing better on COVID, because their leaders are at least marginally competent and not apathetic sociopaths, does it?

fschmidt #psycho

Because dictators are famous for relinquishing their power in a reasonable and peaceful manner.

fschmidthead seems to suffer (or rather, enjoy) the delusion that Il Douche would, if given a taste of absolute power, use it just to hurt the people fschmidthead hates and nobody else.

fschmidthead is fucking idiot.

Paul Dowling #conspiracy #crackpot #wingnut

Fat Link #conspiracy #racist

*Sigh*

Apparently Israel is on top of Snake Mountain and Skeletor is the Prime Minister, from how cartoonishly evil these fuckwits make Jews out to be.

Roosh V #sexist #fundie #homophobia

“And that is why you must hobble her. Yes, hobble her. Cut her Achilles tendon, shatter her ankles, amputate a foot, whatever it takes to make sure she can never climb those basement stairs to reach the phone and call for help. Hell, take her thumbs, she won't need those anymore. Sorry, Missy, but Daddy will be opening the pickle jars in this house. And why stop there? She doesn't need a tongue, or functioning eyes! Or a voice box for that matter! Take them all and then just lean back and enjoy the fact that you have essentially become Freddie Clegg from John Fowler's The Collector.

Remember, force, brainwashing and torture are the only way anyone will ever love you.

And when she inevitably dies from the trauma and infections you've visited upon her, you can just find another one to keep. They're just walking around, almost like people.”

In short, Roosh V is fucking disgusting. Maybe not “Austrian basement-dad” disgusting, or Ariel Castro-disgusting, not yet, but he's in the fucking ballpark.

Jim Quinn #wingnut #conspiracy

… censor the scientific opinions of physicians and any opinion contrary to the state sanctioned narrative

This right here confuses me. These idiots claim that the Gub'mint (*dun dun DUNNNNNN!*) doesn't want you to know the truth about hydroxy-the-wonder-drug, but the President is the one pushing the narrative that hydroxychloriquine does anything. They don't trust the government, but the government is sharing their bullshit theory?

Are these people just insane, or insane and comedically stupid?

forever13 #psycho

@Chloe #51738

A "minute?” Awfully generous with the expectations concerning the stamina of the average incel, aren't we? Kinda hard to pull off that kind of strenuous activity for sixty full seconds when your diet consists entirely of Cheetos and impotent rage seasoned with irrational entitlement.

And that's assuming they even understand the mechanics of heterosexual sex.

Paul Dowling #conspiracy #crackpot #wingnut

@AnonymousCoward #51696

Fucking THANK YOU. I have made this exact point to the adrenochumps in the past and it just whooshed them by.

And why do we ignore the millions of actually scientists, doctors and experts and all the years of exhaustive research, but believe this Edgar Morgan person?

And you're perfectly free to look adrenochrome up. The issue is, you don't like the answer you're finding because it doesn't feed your delusion, so you pretend you're being lied to and the the truth is being hidden somehow. Somehow, every doctor in the world, every scientist and expert and medical journalist and politician and famous person, millions of people in all, are somehow keeping this shit a secret. John Oliver recently mentioned that if the moon landing had been faked, the conspiracy to keep it silent would have fallen apart within four years, due to how many people would have had to have been involved and the complexity of the players reducing the effectiveness of the conspiracy. Using that same formula, the "adrenochrome” plot would have to involve so many people as to make it's secrecy a weekend affair and not one minute longer. Adrenochrome can be made on the cheap by letting Epipens go past their expiration date. Why all the cloak and dagger when a dirt-cheap and morally clean method is so readily available? Supervillains aren't real, for fuck's sake, stop treating innocent people like they're fucking Cletus Kassidy.

Anonymous #psycho #racist

Every dead yid causes Jesus to do a heel click in the sky!

Quoth the J-Man: “Oh yippy-skip, another one of my own people is dead, possibly a descendant of a relative or teacher or somebody I used to know! I haven't been this happy about a Jew dying since they nailed my ass to a 2x4!”

Yep, seems legit.

Gail of Gaia/Penny Bradley #ufo #conspiracy #crackpot

Spiders…From Mars…

Well, so long as you take your protein pills and put your helmet on, you should be fine, floating 'round your tin can.

(Yes, I know that's not a Ziggy Stardust song, it's just one of the few David Bowie songs I know the words to.)

Paul Wagner #ufo #dunning-kruger #magick

@Bastethotep #51238

They're also psychotic killers, attacking and killing porpoises without cause. And let's not forget that orcas are dolphins, too, and those things can kill people.

All in all, I'd be more inclined to believe dolphins are aerodynamic and self-levitating than I am to believe that they're crystal space Jesus-fish.

MetalShadowOverlord #wingnut

Uh-huh, and my birthday happens to coincide with the bombing of Hiroshima, the Warsaw uprising and the birth of M. Night Shyamlan.
So I don't see your point in bringing up Lenin.

Second, need some citation on your claim that Malaria is on the rise, and if it is, well good news then, the President likes to push an antimalaria drug for every little medical hiccup, he might be able to hook you up with some!

And if DDT is so all-fired safe, why don't you sprinkle some on your cereal. Go on, it's safe, isn't it?

Neggr #racist #psycho

Alright young man, if you don't stop screaming right now and carrying on like a crazy person, then you can just sit in your room. No toys, no Paw Patrol, no chicky nuggies, nothing until your father gets home.

CHARLES-DEFEAT-GLOBAL HOMO-KALERGI-ISLAM-FOR EUROPA #wingnut #racist

Okay, I know what "Homo” and “Muslim” are, those ones are obvious. What the hell are the "Kalergi” and why is Chuck here fighting them for Europa. Why Europa? Is Europa a more deserving moon? Is anyone fighting for Io, Deimos, and Phobos?

KW Miller #conspiracy #crackpot #wingnut

@Anon-e-moose #50869

Well he is from Florida. I doubt Geography is even taught down there. Probably thinks Russia is two towns over.

church mouse guy #wingnut #quack

Bennett Lee Ross #conspiracy #crackpot

So the Civil War wasn't real? Then what was the instigating event between “America has slaves” and ”America doesn't have slaves?”

Louie Gohmert #wingnut

@DarkPhoenix #49906

And it's always such a packed ballot, too! He must truly be the Marlon Brando of fucking idiots.

Molly Friedrich #racist #crackpot

It's this kind of "thinking”that gives the world Temple OS. Terry Davis was a non-functional schizophrenic who would go off on racist rants at random too, and I think that's what we've got here. Here's hoping Molly gets the help she needs and doesn't end up like Terry did.

Larry Elder #wingnut #psycho

Hm, it's almost as if conservatives shouldn't have tacked riders onto the various welfare bills that stated that households with an able-bodied man could not get welfare, thereby forcing many fathers who could not get work (because nobody wanted to hire blacks back then, y'know.) to move out so their wives could qualify. It's kind of a fucked up system that demands a father abandon his family in order to provide for them, but that was kinda the point, wasn't it?

church mouse guy #wingnut #conspiracy

The Klan, a group notorious for wanting death for all blacks, communists and gays, has a branch dedicated entirely to the people they want dead.

That's a long way around to admitting that you're a fucking idiot, son.

Lilith-Crowe #wingnut

I love how she later pins the War on Drugs on Dems, when that was Ultra-Con God-Emperor Rainbow Ronnie Raygun. On top of all the other fractal wrongness, of course.

Ted Kaczynski #crackpot #psycho

Is Ted dead yet? If not, wake me up when this murderous fuckspittle is in the ground where he belongs. Dahmer’s dead, Epstein is dead, Manson is dead, but this psychopathic caveman gets to suck in fresh air? Fuck that shit, take him out back behind the toolshed and “liberate” a bullet into his Mad Max villain-skull.

Also, we’re posting from serial killers now?

KW Miller #wingnut

What am I missing?

A snowball’s chance in hell of getting into Congress. I mean, I know it’s Florida, home to infamous schizophrenic superhero Florida Man, but there has to be a limit to the Sunshine State’s madness.

Right? Right??

ProMonarchyGenius #wingnut

Wow, what a dark alternate reality you come from. But don’t worry, you’re safe here on Earth-We’re-A-Different-Type-Of-Shitshow-So-Not-Better. The people who hold lynching parties where they hang white people and who…apparently show off porn to kids can’t get to you here, because they don’t exist.

Herbert Dyer, Jr. #moonbat #psycho #racist

Maybe she wouldn’t have forgiven him had the roles and skintones been reversed. That’s not the point. It’s not about doing what the racists would do, it’s about being better. That you wouldn’t forgive (and I’m not saying I would, in that situation, either.) speaks more to your character than anything else.

Shawntheimmortal942 #racist #wingnut

I honestly never understood this obsession with memes, tbh. The other side seems to think they’re a legit weapon against liberalism. I’ll admit, some are actually funny, but most of them, mostly the ones like these, are just cringy and stupid. Am I missing something here? Am I just too old?

OT, fuck you Shawn. That’s all you get, no wit, no snark, no explanation, just fuck you. You ain’t worth anything more.

Dinesh D’Souza #wingnut

Because, D’chebag, not a single fucking one of those people were liberals. Democrats were the conservative party until some rogue elements began stumping for Civil Rights and won. Then the hardliner conservatives in the party (read: the real fucking racists) bailed ship and were scooped up by the desperate Republicans to shore up the Southern voting bloc. These partisan immigrants then swelled to become the majority, supplanting any traces of liberalism in the GOP with, you fucking guessed it you clever twit, their own brand of down-homey, backhanded white supremacy.

So remember, Prisoner Number 383017, at the end of the day, they may shake your hand, they may smile at you and pat you on the back, but as far as they’re concerned, you’re just another Paki n-word, and they’re only pretending to like you.

Paula Moore #quack #moonbat #conspiracy

I say this as a gay-marriage supporting, BLM-backing, fuck-the-fash meat eater: go fuck yourself elbow deep, puppykiller.

KW Miller #conspiracy #wingnut

And this seems to be “Professor” KW Miller, because deeper in the thread he just pulls on his flight goggles, adjusts his parachute, and dives headfirst down the stupidhole, insisting that, nuh-uh, KPOP is totally some sort of governmental arm of North Korea.

Because Trump’s tow-headed boytoy Kim wants to fuck up Trump’s chance at re-election, I guess?

I’m waiting for him to start blaming JPop for Pearl Harbour. And this man thinks he can be a Congressman.

Victor Justice #wingnut #racist

no fire #quack

This idiot thinks several weeks with a serious respiratory disease is an easy thing to get through? Somebody needs to tell this moron that if they did catch it, they’d be doing their quarantining in the ICU hooked up to a respirator.

’Cause, y’know, serious fucking disease. You don’t treat it with chicken soup and Vicks, you fucking dullard.

null59 #wingnut

@Whyinternetwhy #46094

Because he thinks they would shore up the conservative vote forever and ever, never realizing that “Canadian Conservative” and “American Conservative” are very different things and even our right wing is still to the left of the US’ GOP.

Also, why these three over PR? Easy: white peoples.

Tim Tony Stark Rifat #crackpot #conspiracy #god-complex #racist #mammon

@The_Crimson_Ghost #45768o

I want to meet the idiots who buy this crap. So I can laugh at them & take their wallets.

I don’t imagine it would be difficult to separate idiots who would patronize this grifter from their wallets. Just flash a ‘Wallet Inspector” badge and they’ll hand it over gladly.

Julie Bush #racist

Why are you attacking people who want to remove statues of individuals who tried to dismantle the country you love, though?

Why are you defending Ike, Tina?

GODcoin #crackpot #god-complex #fundie #mammon

I’ll be honest, I’m a little surprised nobody’s come up with the religious equivalent of company scrip before this obvious shitshow of a concept..

Derya Akpinar #crackpot

Viruses are made of molecules. How the hell are they smaller than their constituent parts?

Think logically and medically

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Tim Tony Stark Rifat #crackpot #conspiracy #god-complex #racist #mammon

Rothschild Psychotronic Crystal Sublime Good Money Vampire® Engine:

Paintcan Mario Nebraska Yummy Soup Dog Elbow Mama Puppet Frankenstein Carburetor.

See, I can use a random word generator, too.

The Rothschild Zionists have 500 trillion in wealth and own the West.

It’s actually a myth that the Rothschild family has anywhere near a trillion dollars. In fact they’ve lost a lot of money. No family can own all the money for centuries like tinfoil hatters seem to think the Rothschilds have, not without being literal money gods.

And I don’t know that half a quadrillion dollars could buy a hemisphere, or in fact has ever existed in the entire history of plutocracy.

Al Bielek/Larry James #ufo #conspiracy #crackpot

Larry leads a normal life and wants to keep it that way. He isn't interested in getting caught up in much of the hype that surrounds the Montauk project. We had no choice but to honor his request.

Perfectly understandable that he'd rather not talk about it. Project 110 Montauk is traumatizing even to the utter wastes of human existence who have to carry it out, if you believe it’s some sort of torture inflicted upon an underaged pregnant girl meant to prevent her birthing the literal end of the world.

Roger Marks #homophobia

A friend of mine wrote a very good book about homosexuality. […] The homosexual rent a mob invaded the launch banging drums, blowing whistles and shouting obscenities.

Mobs don’t just pick rando book releases to vent their spleens at, Rog. Why don’t you tell folks what the “very good book about homosexuality” had to say about gays? Nothing glowing, I’m sure.

Total Imbecile #sexist #crackpot

The cubicle in Mom’s basement needs some windows, it seems. Then you could look outside and see all the fat guys walking around with their girlfriends, wives, and wives’ girlfriends. You know, living the lives you’re so jealous of.

DeAnna Lorraine #racist #conspiracy #wingnut

Because everyone in America’s already equal.

Just because you say it, doesn’t mean everyone lives it, honey. There are far too many people, and too many of them in positions of power, who long for the days when there were two water fountains and segregated schools. BLM exists to kick the halcyon nostalgia of those people square in the balls.

Andrew Schlafly #fundie #ableist

@Anon-e-moose #45115

You are not, Moose. This atheist is flipping Shaftfly the bird with my right hand as hard as I can.

Stelio Kontos #homophobia

Yeah, it’s baffling how an outlier group would find it difficult to forgive a majority that has discriminated against and oppressed them for thousands of years, usually with fatal results.

Westboro Baptist Church #fundie #homophobia #transphobia #racist

He requires our obedience

Ooh, that sounds like worshiping the creation over the Creator, Steve. I thought Jesus didn’t need us filthy mud-things, he was just being a cool guy when he spared us his righteous wrath which we totally deserve for not being him. We mere mortals are just supposed to Scheherazade it up for Jesus every day to avoid our justly-earned smiting

Andrew Anglin #homophobia #transphobia #dunning-kruger

I’m loving this week. Trump’s rally tanks, two of his bills get rightfully murdered, one of his judges does his actual job instead of pandering to his patron, and now Shrewy is left crying into his everclear because decent human beings exist. Delicious.

BookieOclock #elitist

Except people can go to flight school and in the event of an incapacitating accident, passengers with flight experience can rarely be called up to aid in landing the plane, since the physics of flight are generally the same across all makes of airplane.

There's no such thing as “king school.” What would qualify your king for the throne? What metric would we use to make sure they’re the best person for the job, and should they fall short of said metric, how do we get them out of power and the right person in?
A bad President can only be bad for 4-8 years; a bad king is bad for thirty, fifty years or more. And no, telling the serfs to just suck it up and learn to live under King Tyrannus the Giggling For Some Strange Reason will not work. The French tried it and their Crown wound up having wasted all that money on fancy wigs and hats.

“Congratulations on falling out the right vagina” is a terrible model upon which to build a government. Caligula had a hereditary right to rule, and he was a cackling loon. Ditto King George III. And that’s not even getting into the endless wars of succession, assassinations, intrigues, inbreeding that you seem all-fired eager to bring back.

We reduced monarchies either to the history books or the confines of a tourist curiosity for a very good reason - because giving them actual power is like turning the dystopia machine up to eleven and ripping the crank off.