“I also have two memories of killing greys. I reached out during one abduction and snapped a greys neck. I threw open my bedroom door and literally clobbered a grey upside the head with a baseball bat. I killed it. “
And then everyone clapped and Albert Einstein gave you $100.
Seriously, if you’re going to claim you’ve personally killed aliens, the most respectful response you’re gonna get from a normal person is them asking to see the bodies.