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@Timjer

VincentVanCock #psycho #racist #sexist

Obligatory “I can’t imagine why you’re incel, must be your receding hairline” comment.

Aside from that, you sicken me.

Andrew Anglin #wingnut #conspiracy

You mean like how “EMPEROR TRUMP" is once again firing dozens of people in his own government (Defense, this time) for not being sycophantic enough and replacing them with mindless yes-men who have no idea what they’re doing?

Michele Bachmann #fundie #wingnut

I ask, Oh God, that you would take your iron rod

-And spank the naughty child named Donald Trump for breaking his toys in a tantrum and then demanding more! Spank him ‘till his orange ass is redder than the US’s Covid infections map! And then give him dunce ears and give him a timeout. And send him to bed without his burgers as dinner.

Or, alternatively:

I ask, Oh God, that you would take your iron rod and I ask that you would smash […] Would you take your iron rod and smash the strong […] Smash it, in Jesus name. Smash, Lord, […] Lord, smash it with your iron rod. I ask, Oh God, that you would take your iron rod.

Ooooooh myyyyyyyy!!!!!

Speedloader #racist #sexist

Hmmmm, it seems like this thing is trying to communicate with us humans, but failing miserably.

Shady Oak Ministries #fundie #homophobia

@Malingspann #64254

supposedly proving the superiority of “Fags Burn In Hell!” Christianity.

Hmmm, let’s see here… On one hand, there is fundie Christianity, which throws all nonbelievers and a large amount of believers into eternal damnation & torture for no real reason. On the other hand, there is Norse Pantheon, which only throws those who live “dishonorable” in Helheim, which is mostly just dark & gloomy rather than eternal torment.

…Yeah, I see what is the most appealing here, and it’s not fundie Christianity.

I actually don’t get the OP’s point. Is LGBT bad because the Norse Pantheon did it, or is the Norse Pantheon bad because they were LGBT?

Regardless, what Lucilius and Anon-e-moose said. Also, the more I learn about Norse myths, the more awesome they seem to me. So in your face, OP.

suigin #crackpot #sexist

Autism gives superpowers!? Sweet! Can I have “Imagination manifestation”, please? Maybe I could Imagine all incels as being eunuchs forever… Or would that make me just as bad as them?

Eh, maybe I should just stick to Imagining all pollution gone, Imagine a mass cure for COVID, Imagine almost-extinct animals to be alive en masse… Still far better than turning myself into a Lovecraftian Horror with the Multiverse as my own Dark Souls/Sims crossover.

disconnecty #ableist

That's why you see autistic people being actually quite hateful towards other groups, they lack the ability to emphasize with other races or non normal people.

Yeah, I call BS. I’m autistic (aspergers to be precise), and my problem here (amongst others) is that I have difficulty understanding neurotypical people and especially reading their body language, because sometimes they’re too irrational. But if I can understand them (and sometimes even if I can’t) I’m actually a very empathic person(*). Far more than most neurotypical people I read about…

Also, just FYI, I am not a furry, but I have nothing against them either. We all have our own kinks and I don’t kinkshame them so I hope nobody kinkshames me either. Golden rule and all.

(*)No, seriously. I easily start feeling the same emotions people around me dispaly, and I truly can’t help it.

Reverend Dennis Shipman/Jared Rand #quack #crackpot #ufo #mammon

@Bastethotep #64060

To be fair, it’s very hard not to write a terrible Mary Sue…

But I admit too many writers don’t even attempt to make their Mary Sue OC even remotely decent.

Donald Trump #conspiracy #wingnut

@SpukiKitty #64017

Glad I’m not the only one who thought of that! The only thing missing was Trump exploding due to his loss, and a massive statue of him being pulled down by protestors!

MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU!

And with you!

Wayne Allyn Root #wingnut

-Sees OP just as batshit crazy as ever-

WAR, WAR never changes…

Steve Bannon and Jack Maxey #wingnut #psycho

These people were hung. This is what we used to do to traitors.

That’s right! So why aren’t you folks hanging Trump? He’s the only real traitor to the US constitution in this (and the past) election!

Conservapedia #wingnut #conspiracy

I could say a lot of things, but it’s Assfly and his precious Conservapedia. Either they’re overly dedicated trolls or they’re truly batshit crazy. Either way they can’t cause much more damage, so not worthy of attention.

Bennett Lee Ross #crackpot #ufo #magick

@Bastethotep #63960

Not to mention Athena was sometimes shown as a virgin goddess like Artemis, if I’m not mistaken. Which is NOT what you can say about Aphrodite…

Candace Owens #conspiracy

TELL THE TRUTH.

No. You shouldn’t tell “the truth”, which is highly subjective. But one should state the cold, hard facts, which are that Trump legally lost the election and he (against the constitution) refuses to accept that defeat.

Donald Trump #conspiracy #wingnut

Suuuuuuurrreee, you keep saying that, Trumpy. You keep saying that all the way ‘till the secret service hauls your fat, orange ass out of the white house and dumps it in the garbage where it belongs. Oh, how I’ll savor the sweet despair you’ll feel as you’ve lost your political immunity and now countless lawsuits will drop on you.

Steve Bannon #wingnut

F*ck off, bootlicker. Trump! Lost! Aaaaah, that feels orgasmic saying it. Anyway, show your true selves as the selfish & corrupt sore losers you really are!

Wayne Allyn Root #wingnut

He always beats them.

Apparently not, as Biden just legally and officially won the elections! In your face, WAR.

Curt Landry #fundie #wingnut

Guess what, Laundry, YOUR EMPRAH OFFICALLY LOST!! HA!! So where is your almight-yet-Trump-brownnosing God now?

Wayne Allyn Root #wingnut

…Man, I knew WAR had a few screws loose, but I had no idea.

Jericha Throne #fundie #wingnut

Apparently not going to happen. So either:

A) Jesus does not care what you want.

B) Jesus rightfully hates Antichrist Trump and wants him gone.

C) Jesus does not exist.

Pick one.

Kat Kerr #fundie #crackpot

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…Wut?

No, really, even by fundie standards this is just weird and nonsensical.

Kat Kerr #fundie #wingnut

…Moving the semantic goalposts I see. Why am I not surprised?

Ernest T. Bass #fundie #crackpot #conspiracy

Sex Instruction is specifically designed […] to cause children to become sexually active, thereby grooming them as future birth control and abortion customers at Planned Parenthood.

Sure, that all happens IN A (school) WORLD where:

*Nerds are the most powerful and popular kids.
*Math is the most fun subject.
*Religious studies functions to turn children into atheists.
*Gym makes children obese so the teachers can eat them.
*Student councils really do have more power than the principal and school board.

Donald Trump #conspiracy #pratt

@Lucilius #63741
@Passerby #63737

That reminds me of a rather apt quote from the Simpsons Movie, of all things.

Goon: “I’m afraid you’ve gone mad with power.”

Cargill: “Of course I have! Have you ever tried going mad without power!? It’s boring, no one listens to you.”

Paula White #fundie #crackpot

So, in other words, Trump cannot win wihtout external powers meddling in the elections? Got it.

Saysitsover #crackpot

groin itches like fuck

I refuse to believe that! How could you incels even know what “fuck” feels like? Now, if you said it “itches like shit”, then I would have believed you.

Jon Watkins #crackpot #fundie

Mary is a demon? So are you saying Jesus is NOT the son of God, but rather the antichrist?

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #fundie #wingnut

Dude, your precious Emprah is losing fair and square. Is it so hard to comprehend most US citizens are utterly sick of his corruption and incompetence?

Donald Trump #conspiracy #fundie #wingnut

Aw, what’s the matter Donnie? Things are starting to get a bit too hot for you now that you’re losing? good!

Jim #conspiracy #wingnut #conspiracy

If Trump lives through this election, he will be Caesar Augustus

On that, I can agree! Trump seems just as insane, power-hungry, and unfit to rule as the original Gaius Caesar Augustus Germanicus. Aka Caligula.

Didn’t think that quite through, did ya?

David Barton #fundie #homophobia

And what does that mean? God says, “I want sexuality confined to a man and a woman inside marriage. Anything outside of that is wrong

Congratulations! /s And guess what? Slaanesh says the exact opposite and is just as fictional to me. But the difference is even friggin’ Slaanesh seems to be more moral than the Abrahamic Horror you worship.

And if that’s not enough, pretty sure the Greek gods (who despite everything are faaaaaaaaaaar better than Slaanesh) not only practiced adultery, perversity, and homosexuality, they outright encouraged it.

Wayne Allyn Root #fundie #wingnut

@Creativerealms #63373

And I also doubt Trump ever really had Covid-19. Considering his unhealthy lifestyle, there’s simply no way he could have recovered that quickly and that well.

Trump just became “CAPTAIN AMERICA.”

Tell that to that infamous image his own supporters made of Trump in Thanos’s place (you know, an omnicidal enemy of cap) about to perform The Snap, Ya dumbass.

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #fundie #wingnut

I have to know, does WAR really believe all the crap he spouts, or is he being paid a handsome sum to do it?

Günter Schulte #racist #wingnut

Real talk? Even IF one might agree with Trump’s policies (and quite frankly I’m more inclined to support the Republicans on some points than several Democrats), that doesn’t change the fact that Trump is still a highly corrupt, highly incompetent, & extremely narcissistic moron who shouldn’t be trusted as the manager of your local McDonalds, let alone the presidential seat.

Also:

He has unmasked the deep state

FFS!!! The “deep state” is NOT a thing! And if it was, then Trump would be the very embodiment of the “deep state”, not its opponent!

Robin Bullock #fundie #conspiracy #wingnut

I will make a bed, and those who commit fornication with her

Eeeeewwwww! Seriously, why is it that the sex-hating fundies are the most blatantly obsessed with it?

Anyway, so God created COVID just because people didn’t want antichrist Trump to become Supreme Ruler of all Earth? Why would you worship such an evil monster?!

CapitalHillWDC #conspiracy #fundie #wingnut

@SpukiKitty #63240

Well, it’s getting late for me here, so I’ll see you guys tomorrow. Either we’ll celebrate as the Orange Clown has a nuclear meltdown, or we’ll bid farewell to the last freedom the USA had. I’m hoping it’s the former, but you know, don’t want to tempt fate any more now.

…I don’t get it. Is “CapitalHillWDC” saying that pedo’s are people full of courage, humanity, empathy, strength, KINDNESS & RESPECT? If that’s the case, I suppose there are more pedo’s in the world than we thought…

Incline #psycho #sexist

Good, good! Use your agressive feelings. Let the hate flow through you!

Pat Robertson #crackpot #fundie #god-complex #wingnut

MrTrumpsWildRide #psycho #wingnut

…And then you StormTrumpers are surprised we call you that, considering you are blatant opressive fascists.

Also, what kind of username is that!? Makes me think of someone who loves Trump riding them…

Various Incels #psycho #racist #sexist

“[It's Over]” Okay, but what does that even mean!? I noticed countless incels posts starting with “[It's Over]”, but clearly it isn’t over, because the incels keep coming with their shit. If it really is over, then stop posting and/or just “rope” already.

Younus Kathrada #fundie #psycho

Blood for the blood Allah!!!

But seriously, you don’t want people mocking your religion? Then stop being such murderous douches!!

CrystalTheCoyote7 #fundie #homophobia

@Conscience #62924

Exactly. One must wonder how weak the OP’s faith is if it’s so easily threatened by anything non-christian even existing. I mean, I’m an atheist, but you don’t see me throwing tantrums over any medium with religion portrayed in it.

Heard things about RWBY but never watched it, honestly. Regardless, if that’s what offends you in a show I honestly don’t know what could possibly please you…

Still, now I’m curious to see that moron discover shows like Lucifer, Supernatural, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, The Last Airbender… or anime like Dragon Ball Super, DevilMan, The Devil is a Part Timer, Overlord, High School DxD… or games like Bayonetta, God of War, Assassin’s Creed, Doom Eternal, Shin Megami Tensei…

My point being that if the OP is sooooo easily offended, let’s see them bust several blood vessels over those things.

DeAnna Lorraine #wingnut

Eugh, I’m think I’m going to puke…

I mean, I don’t want to kinkshame, but if you see Trump as your “sexy daddy”, then you might want to reconsider your life choices.

VeganForLifeNZ #moonbat #elitist #pratt

Start respecting the fundamental rights of other sentient beings.

Only if you start by realizing that sentient =/= sapient, dumbass. Dogs are sentient. Humans are sapient. Huge difference.

littleharbour #conspiracy #wingnut

President Trump and his supporters are all that stand between freedom and global anarchy.

If by “global anarchy” you mean “a dystopian dictatorship”, then yes, Trump is indeed the (orange) thing standing between freedom and “global anarchy”. And by that I mean that Trump and his ilk want to keep freedom away from their despotic rule, if my words were too vague.

Unidentified Incel #sexist #psycho

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