Okay I’m high and what the fuck is that:
“about God and how much He loved — how much He talked about horses in the Bible.”
Well there is this one particular passage about certain emissions being like those of horses and such but you sure you want to talk it publicly? It’s sorta porn.
“And by the way, He has a unicorn. “
And you are privy to that knowledge how? Also, gotta say your particular overtyrant’s picture isn’t very creative, all sorts of high end scum and dictators love to have some exotic crits at their lair, white tigers, maneater sharks, what have ya, stands to reason yours would go for something even weirder.
“Jesus has a horse named Lightning.”
He’s a big time brony.
“Holy Spirit has one named Thunder.”
The fuck a pigeon needs with a horse?
“Lightning has fire coming out of his nostrils. He’s got a rainbow mane on him.”
As I said, BIG TIME brony.
“And they’re mentioned nine times in the Bible.”
Sure they are, take you meds now. Or don’t, this is beyond hilarious.