Did you photoshop those profiles yourself or did you take them from some repository for stupid Tinder profiles?
At a bar, Norman notices a woman drinking by herself.
Why would he approach her? Why would he think a random woman would be a suitable partner for him or available, let alone both? And what if the woman is sitting alone because she does not want to socialise?
his brand-new $80 haircut
Sixty-six dollars for a haircut???
as good haircut is what makes a man attractive, not facial bones.
So, in other words, he still thinks it’s all about looks.
Norman is not one of those incels who think women have sex on the first date. That doesn't happen in real life.
Date? What date?
Some guy, much taller than Norman, shoulders wide and jaw huge, approaches them. "I'm Chad", he says.
You forgot to mention the huge bulge in his trousers and his stupid hairdo.
She is very responsive to him and forgets about Norman.
“Forgets”? They never interacted with each other in the first place.
Chad asks her whether she wants to come to his home. She agrees, following Chad like a puppy.
*cue porn music*
Normas is left with a mouth wide open. He can't believe what just happened.
But then, he remembered the time when he had seen an angel talking to a couple at a McDonalds and decided that he had had weirder days.
On his walk home, a group of young drunk women let out an audible "Eeew!" in his direction.
Because drunk party girls are known as deep fonds of wisdom as well as ideal partners. Nor do young drunk men ever engage in random acts of rudeness.
Norman starts raging inside.
Someone takes things random strangers do way too personal.
All these fics demonstrate is that incels are completely unable to comprehend how functional people think and that even when they themselves were still “blue-pilled”, they were already clueless, possessive towards strangers and filled with aggrieved entitlement.