Timjer

@Timjer

NeonRevolt #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy

Hey Trump, God is giving you one last chance.

Come out and admit before the entire world that the election wasn’t a fraud, that you’re a liar, and that Biden is the real, legitimate winner.

Do this, and history will look upon you more favorably (not that that’s much of an accomplishment).

blazingnash #wingnut

Media members don’t see Babbitt and whites like her as fellow human beings.

I do see her as a human being. I also see her as a f*cking piece-of-shit domestic terrorist who got what was coming to her. Those aren’t mutually exclusive.

I’m white, proud of my heritage, and proud of young patriots like Ashli Babbitt.

And that’s the problem. As long as your kind (alt-right) keep glorifying blatant domestic terrorists as “proud patriots”, they’ll never start realizing they’re wrong. If she was truly a proud patriot, she would have fought to uphold the friggin’ constitution (like the cop that died there) rather than attempt an insurrection to place a dictator in power.

Steve Quayle #fundie #ufo #conspiracy #dunning-kruger

Okay, what is it with most of these fundies are their obsession with giants, Nephilim, aliens, alien Nephilim, giant aliens, and giant nephilim aliens? Is there some sort of fad going on that I’m not aware of? Are all of these people closeted macrophiles?

But seriously, the Zentradi from Macross aren’t real (and neither are the Na’vi from Avatar), and Attack on Titan is not a documentary.

Steve Quayle #crackpot #conspiracy

@Speakeasy #84356

Having played Doom 2016 and Doom Eternal only (so far), I’m pretty sure that the “zombies” there are not actually demons themselves, but rather what happens when average humans are warped by too much exposure to hell energy.

That being said, they’re still the weakest enemies (actual demons in Doom are much more lethal, even the Imps) and in most cases in fiction, zombies are created by some sort of virus rather than demons.

Wizcel #psycho #sexist

Sigh It’s too early in the day for this shit…

As a compensation for my suffering in life, I demand the government give me a virgin 18 year old wife.

Congratu-f*cking-lations!! And as a compensation for my suffering in life (for starters, the existence of you whinecels) I’d like to demand the powers that be throw all incels & Trump in Hell and give me the body of an adonis and a grand mansion with hypercompetent robot servants to take care of me and it… But sadly (or luckily), that’s not how life works.

Gr8Believer #fundie

…“Light years” are just a measurement of distance, nothing more. Saying they are unproven is like saying “kilometers/miles are unproven”. Dumbass.

Also, Dinosaurs are from earth. I fail to see how they have anything to do with astronomy…

And while I can’t speak for Dark Matter, Black Holes have been observed by actual people. Or at least, their effects on the nearby space has been observed. Likewise, pretty sure that, through intense study of the microcosmos, parallel universes are very likely real as well. Which is more than what we can say about Nephilim, Hell, Eden, Cain, Angels, the Firmament, and of course YHWH.

But hey, what do I know about these things? It’s not like I actually bothered to learn beyond a collection of age-old books written by dumb, inbred goat herders. Oh wait.

Ahmed Santos #fundie

"Biblical evidence”… Isn’t that by definition an oxymoron at this point?

…But fine, I’ll play your game. What is more believable; more evidence of an almighty, divine creator? That the entirety of existence is only 6,000 years old, and consists of just a small disc with a firmament over it, populated by barely-sentient mud dolls throwing feces at each other, or that “creation” is an incomprehensible multiverse full of infinite universe, each eons old and full of millions of galaxies, with each billions of stars, an infinity of beauty and diversity, just waiting to be explored and learned?

It’s the height of hubris and pride to think the entirety of creation literally revolves around us humans, and that we were made in the spitting image of an omnipotent and omniscient cosmic being.

“It's wondrous, with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross. But it's not for the timid.” and “Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations”. Two quotes from ST that encapsulate my view on the cosmos.

Libertarian Party of Kentucky #conspiracy #crackpot

@SpukiKitty #83821

I’ll be honest, I actually enjoyed TLJ the most of the three. TFA isn’t bad, but it should have been so much more than an obvious copy/reboot of ANH. And TRoS is just more of a narrative mess than it has any right to be.

Also, what a coincidence! I’m also writing down some ideas for how I would have made the Sequels. Thing is, the general idea of them isn’t bad per se. It’s just the lack of proper planning and execution that ruined most of it IMO. I’d be willing to share some of the basic ideas if you’re interested (not everything though, I’m sure you understand I’m not giving all my ideas for stories away for free like that. Not yet, at least). If only I was truly overflowing with skill and inspiration, then I would finally stop procrastinating with finally starting my epic fanfic.

@SpukiKitty #83636

The problem is that, of course, some people twist Gina Carano’s firing for those bigoted statements as, once again, “Disney ruining Star Wars!!!”

While I admit that I don’t agree with every Disney SW decision (*cough*Rise of Skywalker*cough*), it’s stupidity like this that allows bigotry and other stupidity to fly under the radar, and that’s very dangerous. It makes people not think twice about Gina’s statements that led to her firing…

Just like how there’s now a**holes spreading the rumor that “Brie Larson is cast in SW as a Jedi stronger than Luke and Vader combined!!!”, and now once again the Fandumb Menace is yelling to boycott Disney, SW, and Kathleen Kennedy. As if there wasn’t enough first world problems there…

Ignorance breeds ignorance and bigotry breeds bigotry. The only way to escape it is for some people to be smart enough to say “no”.

Anyway, just FYI, what I like about Disney SW: Mandalorian, Rebels, Clone Wars, Fallen Order, Squadrons, High Republic, Rogue One, numerous novels, characters like Ahsoka, Maul, Hera, ships like the MC85 & Resurgent-class, etc…

What I don’t like about Disney SW: Sequel trilogy and era (specifically how it’s handled) & lack of more new ship designs (even if they were lazy, what’s stopping them from canonizing the Viscount-class or the Eclipse-class?).

James Dobson #wingnut

@SpukiKitty #83631

Exactly! Why these morons interpret “live and let live” as “I’m being opressed!!!” is beyond me…

Various Posters #wingnut #psycho #conspiracy #racist #crackpot

Biden and Obama Work to Make America Into a Third World Sh**Hole

"Biden and Obama” is a funny way of spelling “Trump and his Minions.”

Paul Bury #fundie #conspiracy

@Speakeasy #83604

Hell, you should see my backlog of games, I haven't even played Mass Effect 3 yet!

Blasphemy! But seriously, I would say “do it”, but at this point you might as well wait for the ME: Legendary edition. Trust me, ME3 isn’t nearly as bad as the haters claim, especially with the Extended Cut DLC.

Arkansas Republicans #wingnut #transphobia

@Spacewyrm #83509

The worst thing IMO is that they’re the ones always yelling “WON’T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!!!”

Hypocrisy, thy name is Republican.

Rene Donaldson , #fundie

@Spacewyrm #83470

Don’t get me wrong, I know that as a Destroyer Deity he probably has a higher killcount than YHWH. I meant that as long as Beerus is in a good mood, he’s pretty chill to hang out with.

You’re just jealous that Goku and Vegeta (and Broly and Kefla), mere “monkey demons”, have long since surpassed the level of power needed to beat up your god with ease.

Besides, Shin, Beerus, Whis, & Grand Zeno seem like far more pleasant divinities to hang out with than YHWH anyway.

Rene Donaldson #fundie

@Creativerealms #83434

I have to disagree. Dragon Ball may not be the deepest or most compelling anime out there, true, but it’s still very enjoyable in its own, dumb way.

That being said, I don’t see how Frieza, the tyrannical, genocidal overlord of Universe 7 is more representative of a divine dragon than the actual divine dragons…

James Rink/Teah Akrish #crackpot #ufo #conspiracy #magick #quack #mammon

Thanks to Teah’s spiritual gifts of clairvoyance (seeing/visions), claircognizance (knowing), clairsentience (feeling) and clairaudience (hearing)

Hah! Timjer laughs at your feeble powers. Have all the visions of the present you wish, Timjer’s own spritual gift of The Almighty, which includes Parachronal Cognition and Future Manipulation, surpasses all!

Dr. Dicklet et al. #psycho #racist #sexist

@Vgal #83195

I just wanted to say I read your lenghty reply and while I won’t go over each point, I will say you have given me things to think about.

As I said before, I never meant to offend anyone or for this to escalate. In fact, I never expected anyone to be offended by just something I wrote in good fun, hence why I “overreacted” to Smilla. To me it initially seemed like Smilla was the one overreacting, and I responded in kind. It’s only after Skide and others (neutral third parties in the conflict) explained that, yes, I was the one in the wrong did I see it differently.

I’m not sure you’re quite as “enlightened” (for lack of a better word) as you may think. […] I hope this is the last I’ll be seeing of this side of you.

I’m sure you didn’t intend for this to be hurtful, but it kinda is. I now feel like I’m unwelcome here after just one mistake that I already tried to correct. Again, I’m sorry. I really didn’t expect people to be this offended considering the crap we usually read here.

…If you really want me to leave FSTDT just say so. I won’t be able to talk to you guys anymore if I’ll feel like you’re all looking at me like I’m a dumb, sexist, objectifying pig. And no, I’m not overreacting (I think). I’m just tired of the fact that people tend to remember any mistakes I make faaaaaar better than the good things I’ve said or done. It really helps with my self-hatred. /s

Anubis via Erena Velazquez #crackpot #ufo #magick #conspiracy #wingnut

@Skyknight #83314

Come to think of it, do we know of any culture with a clearly malicious god of death? Even Ereshkigal and Nergal were simply neutral.

Not that I can think of. Not even Hades/Pluto was malevolent (and was likely a lot nicer than his brother, Zeus, not that it’s much of an achievement), and he even is the trope namer for “everybody hates hades”, where gods of the afterlife are portrayed as satanic in modern times.

Hell, not even the Norse Goddess Hel was portrayed as evil, despite being the daughter of Loki and the ruler of, well, Helheim.

Dr. Dicklet et al. #psycho #racist #sexist

@Smilla #83191

Honestly, I only dislike smokers because I can’t STAND the smell of cigarettes. I have a sensitive nose like that (and ears, and eyes, and sense of touch… I just have very sensitive senses, okay). Other than that, I do try not to shame any addictions.

Also, for some reason, Cigars or Pipe smoking I can tolerate the smell of.

@Skide #83185

Again, sorry for unintentionally making you feel bad. If it helps, it’s not as my teeth are perfect either. I had to wear braces for years as a kid because of terrible buckteeth, and while they were nice for a while, lately my teeth are slowly becoming crooked again… Apparently I may once again need some teeth pulled if they’re going to correct it, and there’s not even a guarantee it will stay nice this time.

@Skide #83181

Considering both you and Yutolia feel, let’s say inadequate, when reading my description of my fantasy partner, I’ll edit it out. Again, when I wrote it I had no idea it would be hurtful nor did I intend it too. To me it really was no different than saying “I like dark chocolate over white one” or “I like dogs over cats” but it does seem that I may have been naive in that front. Still, I don’t feel like I should apologize for what my personal preferences are. We all have them and as long as I’m not a zoophile, necrophile, or pedophile, I genuinely don’t see why I should feel bad about what I happen like.

All that being said, however, I certainly still don’t agree with how Smilla decided to approach it. It still believe they were unnecessarily rude to me and really hit a nerve to the point that I’m still feeling it now.

@Smilla #83175

Explain to me 1) why posting a list of your “ideal partner” (female) in a public space and including the following […]does NOT contribute towards the obectification of women and policing how the “ideal” woman would look.

Alright then. Because I in no way said or even implied that’s how I expect any or all women to look. All I did was open up and share how my ideal fantasy partner would look like because why the frick not.

Now, be 100% truthful. If I were to have said that my ideal partner would have been a short, obese, older woman with crooked teeth, would you truly have been so offended? Would you truly have seen me as an objectifying sexist policing how ideal women should look?

Also, you literally just said that your ideal partner is “attractive to you”. “Attractive” is HIGHLY subjective. Why should your personal definition of “attractive” be considered politically correct while mine isn’t?

Look, everyone, I’m sorry if I get too worked up over this, but being falsely accused of something is just one of my biggest berserk buttons. And, quite frankly, the fact that Smilla is doing it while sitting on their high horse only makes it worse for me.

@Bastethotep #83169

Sorry, but how can I not take this personally? Smilla is singling me out (by name) and, falsly, accusing me of being an objectifying sexist with an ego that needs stroking. All because they, ironically, automatically assume I’m male.

…Granted, I am male, but I had given no indication towards that at all aside from the fact that I mentioned I’m attracted to women. So I personally see Smilla as being a faaaaar bigger sexist than I am.

@Smilla #83165

I’ve pointed out sexist behavior and stated that it’s not ok.

How is it sexist to look for specific traits in a partner? For all you know I’m a friggin’ lesbian!

But you seem more interested in having your ego stroked

The fact that you’re saying that makes it clear you don’t know the slightest thing about me.

and that’s a (gendered) behavior I don’t get involved in anymore

So being prideful is typical masculine behavior, is that what you’re saying? Now who’s being sexist?

@Smilla #83161

Except that is NOT just what you wrote. You wrote, and I quote:

You guys realize you’re exhibiting sexist behavior yourselves with these “perfect woman criteria”, right? Just because some other people are absolute shits doesn’t mean it’s ok to behave the same way in a lesser degree. I’m sure I’m not the only woman who feels uncomfortable seeing those lists. Timjer especially: don’t tell women how to look. It’s none of your business.

So, to me you were the one who did not reply “correctly”. Instead of just politely explaining how my comment came across as instensitive to you and how it made you uncomfortable (which I would FULLY have apologized for), you instead decided to rudely attack me, personally, with pseudo-ad-hominems and escalate things. That is my problem. So you have no right to demand an apology from me anymore.

@Yutolia #83154

They’ve been used against me in the past to show how much I suck and don’t measure up.

It’s horrible that someone would do that to you, I empathize, and I would once again like to stress that was NOT my intent. I don’t even know what any of you FSTDT’ers look like IRL, so I genuinely don’t see how I was measuring up any of you.

That being said, the fact that Smilla holds it against me and thinks I am a sexist incel just because I happen to like tall women with longer hair for example hurts me a lot too. Despite the fact that it’s not like I would discriminate against a bald dwarf, for example (no offense to anyone like that). It genuinely makes me feel like I actually am an objectifying sexist just because I happen to have personal tastes like every other human does. I already have a lot of confidence issues, I don’t need strangers to portray harmless aspects of me as evil on top of that, when they hardly even know me.

Just because I’m a human with flaws does not automatically make me a monster…

@Smilla #83152

I would have been more responsive too… If you actually approached the subject like a mature person and NOT have your first sentence be an insult comparing me to a sexist, objectifying incel. That’s what offends me.

@Smilla #83149

You have every right to whatever opinion you have and to act upon it.

You could have fooled me!

pointing out objectifying behavior.

I didn’t objectify ANYONE! And I’ll be damned if I let someone accuse me of that just because they choose to interpret my comments that way!

@Bastethotep #83138

You shouldn’t apologize for that. As a feminist who respects women’s rights for more than their looks myself, I still feel like we should be demanding an apology from Smilla here instead. For portraying us as sexist incels just because we dared to look for specific features in our ideal partner (which btw everyone does to some degree)…

@Smilla #83136

With all due respect, but calm the f*ck down. Comparing me to sexist & misogynistic incels is completely uncalled for! I was just listing my personal, subjective preferences in a perfect fantasy partner in good fun, in no way was I saying that all women should look and act like that, or else they are “unworthy”. I have nothing against feminism, far from it, but people like you take it waaaaaay too far and therefore give all feminists a bad name. What’s next? I’m not allowed to choose my favorite brand of chocolate or coffee anymore because therefore I’m discriminating against anyone who produces the other ones!? I’m not allowed to choose one breed of dog as my favorite, because therefore I’m discriminating against all others!? Get real!

Seriously, if you were to list your own perfect male partner as an aryan adonis would I be offended because I don’t look like that? No, I’d just say: “good for you, everyone has their own tastes in everything”. Having differing tastes in everything is what makes us individuals and should be cherised, not mocked. Just because I like the color blue does not mean I hate the colors red & yellow…

We’re good, just […] don’t make this mistake again.

No, we’re NOT good. You insulted me for no reason and are saying that having my own opinion is “a mistake”. That’s something I do not accept at all.

@Bastethotep #83115

Well, since we’re at it, here’s my list of “perfect woman criteria”:

*My age range (so late 20s - early 30s)
*Intelligent (IQ something 120-140?) & sociable (’cause I’m a bit lacking there)
*Compassionate, loving, caring, & maternal
*Patient & understanding
*Faithful
*Strong-willed but not too stubborn and obstinate
*Good at cooking (and love doing so)
*Polyglot
*More dog than cat person
*Loves gaming, sci-fi, & manga/anime
*Open to my kinks
*NON-SMOKER

Fr. Michael P. Orsi #fundie #homophobia #transphobia #sexist #dunning-kruger

As someone views erotic pictures (either still or moving), over time […] the brain starts to develop tolerance. […]it tends to encourage sex outside of marriage

THE HORROR!!! /s

But seriously, as someone who appreciates and regularly consumes the occasional erotic material, I have to say you need to get laid. Or at the very least have a good date with rosie palms.

promote false expectations about body image

I’ll have you know that, no matter how much explicit content I “experience”, I still find myself preferring natural beauties over artificial ones. I don’t care about plastic surgeries or photoshops or extensive makeup, or even (that much) about supermodels. I prefer appreciating a woman’s natural, inborn beauty.

So, in short, I happen to think that anyone who believes that photoshopped supermodels are how women are supposed to look are MORONS.

Kerry Cassidy #crackpot #ufo #conspiracy #wingnut

Still, little do these “Reptillian invaders” know that I am part of a super-secret group of human initiates who are in covert contact with benevolent aliens! These “Forerunners” as they call themselves study earth on their own, of course, but also use us for a more subjective opinion on our world and species, and to have insiders to help make societal reforms.

Granted, I myself am not as important to earth as my fellow initiates, but I was chosen because I stumbled upon an ancient Isu Stargate left on earth, which transported me to a long-forgotten Star Forge on the exact opposite stellar orbit compared to earth. Because of that, the Star Forge’s AI recognized me as its new admin, and proceeded to construct a sun-blotting armada of Star Destroyers(*) crewed by androids for me to command! Most of this armada lies in wait in Alpha Centauri, ready to make an instant hyperjump to earth should I command it.

If these “Reptillians” dare to invade earth, they’d better bring enough firepower to surpass tens of thousands of warships if they want to succeed.

(*)Well, I am a Star Wars fan, and it was the first image the AI scanned from my mind to use as a template.

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There, I can write crackpot fanfiction too.

Former White House Occupant Donald Trump #wingnut #racist

They laugh at us. They think we're so ... Frankly, they think our country is stupid when they look at this, when our competitors look at what's going on in our country.

There’s a reason some call you the “Orange Clown”, Trump…

Kerry Cassidy #crackpot #ufo #conspiracy #wingnut

I noticed a lot of these crackpots being obsessed with “reptillians”. Why do the evil aliens have to be reptillians to them? Why can’t they be insectoid for once? Or aquatic? Or something truly “alien” to us? Or maybe just another mammalian…

Maybe I’m missing something here, but I just find it weird.

Dustin Koellhoffer AKA dustyk103 #conspiracy #wingnut

@Bastethotep #82582

Honestly, I’m surprised they’re even remotely successful. These days, it’s hard to sink lower than the Republican party when it comes to corruption, racism, sexism, fascism, dishonesty, etc…

I’ll be honest here. I don’t necessarily disagree that hard with what the Republican party stands for on paper. The problem is lately only 0.5% of their members truly believes in said ideals anymore (and those I can respect, even if I don’t agree). Most of them just care about unlimited money and power and fame.

Biblical Gender Roles #elitist #sexist #fundie

You know, it’s funny how these “biblical misogynists” present their beliefs as a sort of symbiotic relationship between men and women, where both supposedly benefit off of each other in a consentual relationship.
The reality, however, is that it’s much more a parasitic relationship; the women do all the work without compensation (oh, sorry, “rewarded with his seed and children”) while the men reap all the benefits and call the shots. He even says so: the men serve as the “head” controlling the relationship. Much like some (RL and fictional) puppeteer parasites take over the host’s body until it’s utterly consumed and used up.
Disgusting.

Signed, a male.

Bernd #psycho #sexist

Incels need to be raped. It is the only language they understand. Incels enjoy rape. Don't let them tell you otherwise, because they are notorious liars and don't know their own minds. They all want to be held down and fucked hard. They want to be made to cry and scream. Incels have a psychological imperative to be raped.

Raped by Chad Thundercock, obviously (and all in Mincraft, of course).

Humans Are Free #conspiracy #crackpot #wingnut #magick #racist

Originally I’d say “the early 2000s called, they want their JKR controversy back”, but with JKRs transphobic coomments, I’m not quite sure which side to take anymore.

Feynman and Coulter's Love Child #sexist

Michael Baxter #crackpot #conspiracy #wingnut

Ooookaaaayyy… That’s all fine and all, but I’m pretty sure your personal sexual sadism porn fanfiction (involving scat of all things) isn’t supposed to be shared on newssites, no matter how dubious those sites may be. There are specialized places for that, you know… Ehm, so I’ve heard.

Peter B. Meyer #conspiracy #ufo #fundie #magick #crackpot

@anonymous-165519860 #82434

Oh certainly! Twi’lek, Togruta, Zeltron, Devaronian (females, at least), Pantoran, Chiss… SW does have a nice amount of space babes, often without making them too humanlike.

@anonymous-165519860 #82430

Oh, I’m fully aware of that. Intelligent alien life existing? Almost a certainty. Bipedal alien life existing? Highly probable. Humanoid alien life existing? Less probable. Aliens that look exactly like humans? Streching my beliefs there. Any of them able to interbreed with humans? Impossible. Humans cannot even interbreed with our closest relatives here on earth (other primates), how the actual frick could we possibly interbreed with creatures from a different planet in a different solar system with different evolutionary history and differeing genomes and and possibly even a different biochemistry?

I mean, no matter how much Vulcans may look like humans, the fact that their blood is copper based rather than iron based like us alone should make both of us completely incompatible in every way. So Spock shouldn’t even logically exist at all, even IF you take the “Ancient Humanoids seeding the galaxy with similar life” explanation into account.

Don’t get me wrong. I can understand being attracted to Twi’leks or Togruta, or Vulcans, Orions, or Andorians, or Quarians, or any such humanoid life and even managing penetrative intercourse. But in no way should said intercourse be able to provide offspring.

Timothy Hale-Cusanelli #racist #ableist #psycho

But of course, the insurrectionists at the Capitol were in no way far right fascist nazi’s, no sir! It were obviously far left fascist antifa!

I mean, do they even try to be plausible in their deniability anymore?

Peter B. Meyer #conspiracy #ufo #fundie #magick #crackpot

@anonymous-165519860 #82341

they are basically giant humans, which is not an alien at all, really.

Well, the Zentradi & Meltrandi from Macross would disagree… And I suppose the Jotnar from Norse Mythology could count as aliens to some degree. Anyway, my point is more that even IF alien life looks just like humans (and can somehow interbreed with us), truly giant humanoids simply cannot exist IRL. The Square-cube law makes it more than clear that the humanoid form as we know it is too impractical/impossible for such a size. So unless someone manages to outright rewrite the laws of physics and mathematics, actual giants like in myths or fairytales just ain’t happening.

Geoffrey Grider #fundie #transphobia #conspiracy #wingnut

Against all transphobes I just have this question to ask: did you have sex with her? No? Are you going to? No? Then why the actual HELL would you even CARE what her reproductive organs look like!?

I mean, I like my women with huge breasts (not trying to objectify anyone), but does it make any sense at all for me to therefore despise all women with b-cups or less regardless of how beautiful or nice or smart they are? Especially when I don’t even see or touch them, let alone have intercourse with them? NO!

Lincoln Maene , I spent 5 years as an edgy internet atheist #fundie

And that’s why the atheists get so mad: because they love Jesus Christ

Soooo, I’m an atheist because I love god? Something does not quite compute there…