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Vijay Prozak #wingnut

So, Hitler was a “very stable genius”? Like a certain orange man?

Seriously, Shitler’s mad & needless micromanaging of his own troops is largely responsible for the downfall of his empire. So much for him being a genius…

Benjamin Fulford #crackpot #racist #wingnut

The West is losing the war for Planet Earth because it no longer represents good and currently has incompetent criminal leadership. The West many of us grew up in represented democracy, human rights, wealth, and progress. It now represents disease, economic inequality, war, and fascism.

Exactly! Luckily that’s all changing after that coup by the fascists Stormtrumpers failed, and democracy is still standing.

Ben Garrison #conspiracy #crackpot #pratt #wingnut

@Malingspann #87918

At this point, I wouldn’t be surprised if you can fit the Empire State in there…

And I apologize for putting that mental image out there.

Candace Owens #conspiracy #fundie #pratt #wingnut

Candace Owens #fundie #wingnut

Donald Trump was an illegitimate President who was— in true dictator fashion— using the Department of Justice to go after political dissidents.

There, fixed it for you.

Michael Baxter #crackpot #conspiracy #wingnut

Makes a lot more sense when you substitute “our source” with either “voices in my head” or “my ass”.

Paul Bury #fundie #conspiracy #wingnut

plays RE: Village Oh, I’m sorry Paul, were you saying something? I couldn’t hear your non-video game whining over the sound of my awesome & terrifying new game!

Donald Trump #wingnut

Uhm, forgive my ignorance, but can someone explain to me what exactly Trump is whining about this time?

Penthesilea #psycho #sexist

And that makes you better than those men,… how exactly?

Vox Day #fundie #wingnut

Does the jar demand the potter admire its beauty? Is the jar foolish enough to be proud of its existence separate from the very mind that conceived it, the very hands that shaped it and brought it into being? Does the jar so lack perception that it fails to grasp it can be unmade as easily as it was made by its maker?

A jar is an inanimate object, not remotely alive and without thoughts or feelings. A MUCH better comparison is a child deserving to have their father treat them with basic respect and parental pride in the child’s accomplishments. If a father would murder his child for not living up to his expectations, then that would make said father a MONSTER that deserves to be exterminated. Especially if said father should, by all intents, know better.

So let me ask you; why should any child stay with and love an abusive and absent father who might kill them on a whim? Love and hate go both ways, you know…

So yeah, I’m not seeing your “higher intelligence” anywhere, Vox.

James Rink/Veronica Bartolini #crackpot #ufo #magick #conspiracy

@Spacewyrm #87583

While we’re confessing… I am in fact not a mere human either! But rather, I was put into and fused with the CryNet Nanosuit 2 by Weyland-Yutani for the purpose of fighting Necromorphs!

—–
…Yeah, the Nanosuit 2 from Crysis is one of my most favorite suits of Power armor in all of sci-fi.

Johnny Enlow #wingnut

You know, you’d think that if Almighty God really did anoint Trump as the “God-Emperor of Mankind”, and actually has “a massive contingency of angels” (you know, lesser divinities but divinities nonetheless) that serve to protect that status and its rightful holder, then how come Trump isn’t even the POTUS anymore, let alone the God-Emperor of Mankind?

If I was God (and I would somehow still choose Trump), I’d probably make my choice more clear to the populace, such as having a brilliant light shine on Trump alone, and having a friggin’ Seraphim come down alongside a choir, to declare it across the world by giving Trump a glowing halo-esque crown… A Crown that, upon wearing it, would rejuvinate Trump and give him an actual adonis like physique, immortality, and perhaps 4 pairs of brilliant angelic wings.
What I wouldn’t do, was declare my intentions only to a single random nutjob in a dream and expect him to sway everyone else by just saying “you have to believe me!!!!”.

Socrates #conspiracy #racist #wingnut

Dude, I may be a conscientious objector (both out of pacifism and mild cowardice), but let me tell you if any Neo-nazi’s even try to start WW3 here in Europe, I’ll GLADLY get myself a shotgun and do my moral and civic duty and act towards them like I’m Doomguy in Hell. And I’ll enjoy shooting those ~~demons~~ Nazis faaaaaaar more than I should.

I’ll be friggin’ DAMNED if I let the Third Reich make its comeback here without a fight, after all my kinsmen did to fight those monsters off.

Humans Are Free #crackpot #dunning-kruger #magick

Great Pyramid of Giza is located at the exact intersection of the LONGEST LINE OF LATITUDE and the LONGEST LINE OF LONGITUDE— in other words, at the exact center of ALL THE LANDMASS on planet Earth.

Uhm, thing is Egypt is located NORTH of the Equator, thus this “fact” doesn’t really work…

Also, pretty sure that’s not how spheres work either.

worshipmoment #fundie

Isn’t it funny? All these fundies who claim that “most christians are filthy posers who are in reality going to hell for not being christian enough”, always act certain that they themselves are the 0.01% that is guaranteed to go to heaven. Even if their description of “poser christians” exactly describes themselves too.

James Rink #crackpot #ufo #conspiracy

Steven Fishman #conspiracy #wingnut #quack #elitist

…For crying out loud! I was kidding when I compared the vaccines to Umbrella and the T-Virus in your kind’s inane conspiracies!

You can’t honestly believe that the COVID vaccines will genuinely turn people into literal zombies! …Can you?

Zena O'Brien #psycho #moonbat

@Volcheka1 #87161

I think JeanP means that leather and meat and such (things our ancestors certainly needed) can only be gotten from animals, not fellow humans, as opposed to sex.

Woodrow wilson Resurrected #pratt #racist

Did they invent a long-lived and intellectually coherent religion? Nope. Did they ever build a city? Nope. Did they even invent bricks? Nope, Did they till the land until somebody showed them? Nope. Did they domesticate an animal for their use? Nope. Did they invent a written language? Once, but it died an ignoble death surrounded by negro ignorance. Did they invent the wheel? Nope. Were they curious enough about what lay out across the sea to sail upon it? Nope.

…Did you?

Dave Grossman #psycho

If that’s "one of the nation’s top police trainers”, then it would explain a LOT about police brutality over there…

Primrose Brown #wingnut #racist

Primrose Brown: “I was never a racist! I just hate that filthy black people want basic rights! How hard is to get!?”

Monica Cole #fundie #conspiracy

Yet, for some reason, I think that a lot of those “True Christians” would love seeing Jesus exercise the second amendement and take up arms and mow down anyone they don’t like.

EDIT: Oh, wait, it’s One ~~Million~~ Mom(s). Never mind that, sweetie, shouldn’t you be getting your panties in a twist over the Lucifer Season 5B trailer instead? You know, where God tries (and fails) to be a better father to his son, Lucifer, after being called out by others?

Rick Wiles #wingnut #conspiracy #dunning-kruger

@KZadBhat #86992

Well, having watched most of the RE movies and played most of the (superior) games I think I have a good enough idea to clarify it.

In the movies (which I was mostly referring to here), the final one finally reveals that Umbrella’s leadership planned to use the T-Virus to exterminate all of humanity except for their “chosen few”, who would then proceed to rebuild the world as it should be.

In the original games, it’s a bit more complicated, but Umbrella’s leadership were mad scientists and “evilutionary biologists” who wanted to use their engineered viruses to create a new breed of superhumans to replace modern humanity (and passing it off as “supersoldier programs” to gain government funding) and find a way to become immortal themselves. The Tyrants (named after the eponymous T-Virus) were their most succesful attempt, as most people instead turned into almost-useless zombies because of the T-virus. The outbreak in Raccoon city was completely unintentional and helped doom the company once they were found to be responsible.

…Okay, let’s assume for a moment that COVID is indeed a hoax designed purely by some grand illuminaty/freemason/templar/whatever conspiracy to murder as many people as possible through the “vaccines”. Then what? What could possibly be the point of murdering over 90% (rounding up the number of non-vaccinated people) of the human population? What would that even accomplish?

Thing is, most RL “conspiracies” and villains tend to, you know, want something sensible from their plans. Like money, or power. While I admit there are Jokers out there who “want to watch the world burn”, those are the MINORITY, and not nearly able to cook up such a scheme. Umbrella corp is not real, genius.

Rep. Mark Samsel (R-KS) #fundie #homophobia #wingnut #psycho #god-complex

GeneticTrashLoser #psycho #racist #sexist

copypasting this from another recent incel comment

I have to say, can we please stop posting incel post after incel post here? We get it, incels are the lowest of the lowest of the low; scum of the universe. And I’d love to throw them akl into a black hole. But their douchbaggery is getting incredibly repetitive and it’s no longer amusing (at least, to me). It’s just needlessly frustrating and depressing at this point.

Not to mention incels don’t deserve the attention. You don’t give such attention to the mold growing in your basement either, right?

turbocuckcel_7000 #sexist

…I’m not familiar with the site they’re talking about, but if Incels hate it it must be somewhat decent.

Regardless, I have to say, can we please stop posting incel post after incel post here? We get it, incels are the lowest of the lowest of the low; scum of the universe. And I’d love to throw them akl into a black hole. But their douchbaggery is getting incredibly repetitive and it’s no longer amusing (at least, to me). It’s just needlessly frustrating and depressing at this point.

Not to mention incels don’t deserve the attention. You don’t give such attention to the mold growing in your basement either, right?

soundlessdragon #fundie

@Creativerealms #86796

In my defense, I only call a fetus a parasite to piss off “pro-life” fundies. I probably think more of its life than fundies do of adults that are not themselves.

…Though, you have to admit, a fetus does fit a lot of the criteria for parasites (not that it actually is one!).

insert-cheesy-name-here #fundie #homophobia #transphobia

I seriously made too many posts about this sh*t again, if ya wanna sin, sin away and ride ya stripper pole down to hell. See how it will end yourself.

Well, if Hell is going to be filled with people like the shewhowalkswiththee, me, and my fellow FSTDT’ers, and Heaven is going to be filled with the various douchenozzles quoted here all the time, I gladly choose to go down there instead. “Go to heaven for the climate, hell for the company” and all that.

Seriously, if Heaven and Hell are even remotely like how fundies act they are, which sane person even wants to go to heaven anymore!?

David Collins #crackpot #quack #conspiracy

two non-doctors, (Dawn Lester is an accountant and David Parker is an electrical engineer,)

…Aaaaaaaaaaaanddddddd why should we believe them on medical topics then?

While bacteria are alive, viruses are not.

…That’s actually true. Still doesn’t explain or prove everything else.

soulessdragon #homophobia

@Bastethotep #86792

…That actually makes faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar more sense (almost something resembling logic) than what the OP said.

My thoughts? Fine, that’s quite the leap in “logic” (and I use the term loosely) just to reconcile your bigotry (which is fear and hatred) with your faith in God (which is supposedly love).

Here’s a hint, an easier way to be faithful to a loving god is to NOT be a bigoted douchenozzle.

Cetacean Nation via Diane Robbins #crackpot #magick #conspiracy #ufo

It is the END GAME.

Nah. Endgame was a kickass epic movie, this is just low-tier fanfiction (of… something). You don’t get to compare the two.

Paul Bury #fundie #wingnut #homophobia #conspiracy

Uuuuhmm, that’s fine and all (no it isn’t), but you’re supposed to be talking about VIDEO GAMES, not TV shows…

Speaking of TV shows, the trailer for the next half-season of Lucifer FINALLY just dropped! Can’t wait to watch fundies get their nickers in a twist again(*)!! Oh, and watch the show itself, obviously.

So that, combined with Castlevania S4, RE: Village, and the ME: Legendary edition… Well, seems like May is going to be an entertaining month for me.

(*)Oh noes, god is black! Oh noes, god is kind to people! Oh noes, god is a terrible father and called out for it! Oh noe- SPOILERS and such…

rblev1999 #conspiracy

What Yutolia said. Most of those ancient bones are probably too valuable, fragile, and worn to be opened up to display where just any moron can touch them, hence the need for plaster replicas. It’s not the first time some imbeciles decide to “touch” museum exhibits against the rules and in the process broke them…

I mean, it’s just common sense.

…Actually, what am I saying!? Common sense is a very rare commodity amongst creationists and other fundies.

Various Posters #racist

Alisheryia and the Ascended Dragon Collective via Galaxygirl #crackpot #conspiracy #ufo #magick

Anonymous #transphobia

“I reject your reality!”

But seriously, “normal” is a HIGHLY subjective word, dumbass. What is “normal” anyway?

Dr. Michael Salla/Elena Danaan #crackpot #ufo #wingnut #conspiracy

Killer_Danish #sexist

@Malingspann #86530

Well that explains the OP’s claims a lot better, thanks. I was wondering how the OP views “male on male” porn for women, for example.

Also, OP? I’m not single because I watch/read porn. I watch/read porn because I am single. Huge difference.

Also, also, joke’s on you, I happen to prefer more wholesome and romantic “porn with plot” than what you’re describing.

Candace Owens #wingnut #conspiracy #pratt

FFS! I’m not a virologist and even I know that just because you’re vaccinated doesn’t mean you still can’t be a carrier and infect others…

psiandco #fundie #homophobia #transphobia

@Skyknight #86468

That’s true (about suicide being a sin to them), but correct me if I’m wrong, doesn’t the bible also say that humans are supposed to be the custodians of this world or something? God may have created the world for humans to inhabit, but does expect us to take care of it and such. Yet so many rapture ready and similar fundies act like the world is a hellhole prison keeping them from their heaven, so they should wreck as much as they want for their own benefit.

My point being that, as long as they themselves keep cherrypicking which parts of the bible are covenient to listen to and which aren’t, they have no right to act like the book has any authority whatsoever.

AutisticMonstrosity #psycho #racist #sexist

psiandco #fundie #homophobia #transphobia

The world is not my friend, I am not a friend of the world.

That’s fine and all, but then why the frick are you even here!? If you hate my world so much then just leave it, idc how, but shut up and stop polluting my world with your stupidity and bigotry!

Seriously, these fundies like this guy and rapture ready baffle me. On one hand, the act like a friggin’ suicide cult who hate this world (not even for the numerous legitimate reasons, mind you) and wish to die to go to heaven immediatly and won’t shut up about it. But on the other hand, they’re too cowardly to actually off themselves. Ergo, their solution seems to be to be as much of an a**hole as possible until someone else kills them, ignoring the fact that they won’t go to heaven after that…

Kinkshamer Pagliacci #psycho #transphobia

ONE trans person has been murdered in the UK in the last year. ONE.

…One is still waaaaay to many. Hatecrimes are sickening.

Saint Petersburg District Court #fundie #wingnut

So, what? Now wish fulfillment anime that’s even devoid of pornographic or atheistic content is also “of the devil”? What’s wrong with Isekai, it’s just a popular escapist fantasy genre. And we’ve ALL been there at some point.

Besides, the whole "after death, there can be a more full and interesting life, free from control of one's parents." argument? That kinda doesn’t hold water when most RL religions say the exact same thing.

@Anon-e-moose #86320

Huh, I also have seen the first part of Gate, and you have a point. Speaking of which, am I the only one who thinks the douchebag American president in Gate looks suspiciously like a certain orange man?

The_Meep_Lord #sexist #crackpot #dunning-kruger

On how women could evolve if they are too emotional to live

Nonono, the better question is; how humans could evolve if most of us are, quite literally, too stupid to live.

Seriously, I fully believe in evolution and cosmology and abiogenesis and such instead of any creationism. But for the life of me, I sometimes cannot explain nor understand how we possibly managed to evolve into the dominant species on earth if some of us are SO STUPID they each pull down the collective IQ by 5 points.

EDIT: I’m not talking about mentally disabled people either. I’m talking about even worse people; people so incredibly dumb they choose to be morons and anti-intellectuals. Like, you know, most idiots quoted here.

thrash_monke & CheapCocaine #psycho #racist #sexist

SuicideFuel last night I dreamt I had sex with a white girl

…Wut? Let me get this straight; you had a wonderful wet dream about sex with a beautiful girl, and that horrified you to the point of wanting to commit suicide?

…Are we 100% sure incels do want “sex with stacies” anymore? Because I don’t know about others, but if it were me, I’d lucid dream to live out my sexual fantasies almost every night.

Biblical Gender Roles #fundie #sexist

While it is a husband’s God given right to use spanking as a form of discipline on his wife (with or without her consent)

…No, no it is not. Outright abuse of any kind is NEVER anyone’s right or even a privelige. It’s sick, wrong, and evil and you deserve to rot in hell, unbiblicalgendertrolls! Alongside that evil monster you worship.

Evil pricks like you are what keep me away from religion. Signed, a man.

amazednotdazed #conspiracy #fundie #wingnut #quack

EVIL
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And “god” spelled backwards is “dog”, what’s your point? I mean, does it mean that YHWH is canine in appearance? Does it mean that doggo’s are the true inheritors of the earth? I don’t need sleep, I need answers!