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@pyro

You stole that joke from Epic Rap Battles of History.

Brett Stevens #elitist #racist #wingnut

You’re… actually still doing the Irish hate thing?!

You are truly a living fossil! Haven’t you noticed that nobody but you cares about this any more?

State of the Nation #conspiracy #wingnut #quack #racist

Vox Day #conspiracy

The story ends with him finally giving into the pressure, trying it, and learning that he actually does like it.

lord_of_memezz #sexist #wingnut

Here is the thing, Men age like wine and women like milk...

That’s not even true of all wines. You have to get the right type, and you have to take very good care of it, if you want to actually wind up with a bottle of fine wine and not a bottle of vinegar.

Monica Cole #fundie #conspiracy

Primrose Brown #wingnut #racist

Vijay Prozak #elitist #psycho

It’s funny that you put this much stock in IQ, but apparently don’t know about The Flynn Effect.

The short version: IQ is periodically adjusted so that the average IQ of the world is always 100. If we use the standards of the past, though, then average IQ has been going up.

Tnetennba #moonbat #sexist

They get their population down just a tad and suddenly “OH NOES! WE’RE ENTERING A DEMOGRAPHIC WINTER!”

Reducing the birth rate and letting old age solve the overpopulation problems sounds like a good idea… Until you have a population made up mostly of old people, and it turns out that there are serious downsides to that plan.

If everybody’s retiring, who’s going to do the work? Aren’t nursing homes overcrowded and understaffed already? How is a three-generation household supposed to work them there are fewer working-age people than elderly people.

Tucker Carlson #conspiracy #pratt #quack #wingnut

Your response when you see children wearing masks as they play should be no different from your response to seeing someone beat a kid in Walmart.

This is performative bullshit. The only way anybody could possibly come up with something this ridiculous is by trying to stir up controversy, truth be damned. It’s not hard to get enough first-hand experience to prove that these are just not true.

Wear a mask for five minutes. Then have someone beat you up for five seconds. Then come back and tell me they’re equally bad.

Jim #sexist #dunning-kruger

This post is about the application of Game and Evolutionary Game Theory to religion and political organization.

This post is scientism. Your whole blog applies a thin veneer of scientific-sounding words, but it doesn’t have the underlying mathematical rigor, or epistemic humility, that makes science different from mysticism.

Brian Niemeier #conspiracy #fundie

@Bastethotep #86083

- when he holds older media to a double-standard compared to newer stuff, take a sip

Edward Martel #wingnut #racist

Dystopia fiction is easy to write, and very difficult to write well. This is not written well.

Various Incels #ableist #psycho #racist #sexist

Should autistic men be put down like dogs in order to spare them from a lifetime of misery?
I personally voted yes. Autism has made my inceldom unquestionably worse.

If you don’t have access to a gun, which is by far the most successful method of committing suicide, there are plenty of other methods.

Either use one of them, or shut up about wanting to die.

Various TERFs #sexist #transphobia

ovarit.com? A Reddit clone for ovary-havers?

*sigh* 🙄 How boring are you if that’s the most interesting thing about your community?

Dave Blount #sexist #wingnut

Consider the ramifications. “But you told me you were a big shot or I wouldn’t have put out” would qualify as a rape accusation.

Do you really think that defending pick-up artists is a good use of your time?

Harmonica #wingnut

Because the old strategy of avoiding conflict at all costs didn’t work.

Bobby Cenoura #crackpot #sexist

Stop riding the coattails of successful authors. You aren’t Steven D. Levitt, and you aren’t Stephen J. Dubner, so stop keyword-stuffing on their book.

Arkansas Republicans #fundie

LaQueSabe_ #moonbat #racist #sexist

Probably not. Liberalism in general is a very “thrive”-mode ideology, with a whole “raise the tides, and lift all the boats” approach to making the world a better place. Nobody has time for that when they’re just barely scraping by, and catastrophic climate change will mostly move people into “survive”-mode, not out of it.

It sounds like you’re actually thinking along the same lines, but you added a bunch of racism and sexism to the narrative that didn’t need to be there. Do you really think people are so uncreative that they’d just bring back patriarchy without considering something else, something that we don’t even have words to describe because we aren’t living in their world? It’s easy to recognize the flaws in the ideology we live under; it’s hard to be certain that there don’t actually exist any alternatives.

Viewer01 #conspiracy

We're two months in and magically this stuff starts up again after 4 years of low or no shootings.

You are confused. 2020 might have been a light year for mass shootings, but 2019, 2018, and 2017 were not. And I don’t think the lull in mass shootings in 2020 is mysterious at all.

NeonRevolt #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy

Hey Republicans, the people are giving you one last chance.

Come out and admit before the entire world that Qanon was a fraud, who was behind it, and that The Storm is never coming.

Do this, and history will look upon you more favorably.

Ahmed Santos #fundie

Various Incels #pratt #sexist

jfl cope nigga, you wouldn’t resist completely tf the extent of your “resistance” would be to push her off a bit or something not a straight man alive that would reject her, let alone an incel, men can only be raped by other men, or very very ugly women, I’m right stop coping

You don’t know how you’d respond until it happens. You’re like that guy who would totally rule the wastes if a zombie apocalypse happened — I don’t think either of you know what you’re talking about.

MandelaEffect #crackpot #dunning-kruger #god-complex

If I was a conspiracy theorist, I’d claim that The Mandela Effect was a false flag designed to make the politically useful conspiracy theories, like Birtherism and 9/11 Truthers, look sane by comparison.

CitizenZero #wingnut

Your fallacy is: the noncentral fallacy. You assume that, because taxation shares some features with slavery (lack of explicit consent), it must be just as bad as the trans-Atlantic slave trade was. This is in spite of acknowledging that tax enforcement is subtler and less brutal than the central examples of slavery, that taxation is much more widespread, that taxes form part of a system that offers valuable goods and services to the taxed, and that the taxed have a chance to vote on what the money is spent on.

This has been called the worst argument in the world, mostly because the Libertarians who declared it as such are embarrassed that such a flawed argument is used to push their favoured ideology. Stop it. You are embarrassing yourself.

Ryushin Malone #crackpot #conspiracy #wingnut #ufo #racist

Why would you even want to eat humans? What would you get out of one that you don’t get, cheaper and with less risk, from some other mammal? At a cellular level, humans really aren’t that special.

Red Youth #moonbat #transphobia #crackpot

@KZadBhat #83698

And once more, bourgeois comes from a word that simply means town dweller. If you don’t live in the country, you have no place complaining about them, because you are them.

You were doing so well... and then you went and just denied linguistic drift for no reason.

Dr. Michael Salla #conspiracy #ufo #wingnut #mammon #dunning-kruger

@Chloe #83564

The world is supposedly controlled by space aliens, and they’re bringing the New World Order. Hundreds of millions of people have gotten wise to it, and they’re fighting back.

This is totally crazy, of course. It’s too awesome to be true.

Anonymous Coward #79661706 #conspiracy #wingnut #transphobia

Will this become a joke, like the “Elvis lives” memes, or will it become an ongoing annoyance, like the “moon landing was faked” memes?

nikita46 #sexist

She also married him despite the fact he's a serial cheater who probably molested his own daughter.

Prove it. That is a specific claim about facts, and your malicious intent is obvious. If it didn’t happen, I’m afraid you might actually get a libel suit.

Michael Baxter #crackpot #conspiracy #wingnut

pyomorphic #moonbat #psycho

If this software had a button to do it, I’d “meh” this post. It is extremely rich that such a big deal is still being made of 9⁄11, while disease disease is being downplayed, denied, and ignored. And this isn’t the first time, either: the biggest killer in WW1 was the Spanish Flu, and its death toll was deliberately censored.

Seriously, screw the propaganda networks and the horses they rode in on.

Catherine Austin Fitts #conspiracy #wingnut #dunning-kruger

Now, some people call it ‘transhumanism’. I just call it ‘inhuman’. Now, a human culture is one in which we are individually sovereign, divine individuals with inalienable rights, by Divine Authority. An inhuman culture is one where we’re a natural resource to be exploited like an oil deposit or a herd of livestock.

I don’t even like transhumanism, and I know that’s not what it means.

Jerry Derecha/Adrenogate #crackpot #conspiracy #transphobia #fundie

That’s the dumbest conspiracy theory I’ve heard of today.

I can’t believe they allowed him to switch back to his original gender.

When your own theory leaves you scratching your head about people’s motives, or requires you to write off millions of people as insane, it might be time to go back to the drawing board. Odds are, you’re the one who’s insane, not everybody else.

Bill Mitchell #wingnut #conspiracy

Yes, Bill. That’s what SSC calls “the basic argument against conspiracy theories.” You can’t run a big organization in secret without any outsiders noticing or any insiders blowing the whistle.

Anonymous #conspiracy #racist #wingnut #psycho

In Brazil, the demographics shifted towards a population of mongrels through race-mixing until civilized western society ceased to exist.

News to me.

Lauren Boebert, US Representative for CO District 3 #fundie #wingnut #crackpot

If there had been a consistent lockdown, instead of the unclear instructions combined with constant flip-flopping, we’d be on the tail end of this by now, instead of being in the middle of it still.

Lauren Boebert, US Representative for CO District 3 #fundie #wingnut

If it was Senator Cruise, he might do it. But Rush Limburger isn’t an elected official, a soldier, or anyone of similar import.

Would you expect the flag to be put half-mast when Stephen Colbert, Ellen DeGeneres, or Oprah Winfrey die?

Revelasti #sexist

Bernard Gaynor #sexist

I mean, you’re talking about thousands of people. Some of them probably aren’t sincere.

But do you actually have a point bringing them up other than deflecting from the alleged rape? How is this not a textbook case of whataboutism?

Anonymous #conspiracy #racist #crackpot #pratt #dunning-kruger

@Bastethotep #78713

The problem with that proof is that you’re assuming that ⅓ = 0.333…, which is kinda assuming the conclusion (that repeating decimals are exact representations of numbers). The OP thinks that 0.333… is merely an approximation of ⅓, while the mathematical mainstream has decided that 0.333… is exactly equal to \lim_{x\to\infty}\sum_{i=1}^{x}\frac{3}{10^x}, which is exactly equal to ⅓ because the whole freaking point of limit notation is to use iterative processes to precisely describe numbers. Total overkill for this case, obviously, but limit notation is also the common base used for high-school projects like defining the integral (you know, the big S) or proving that various iterative algorithms will converge on \pi or \sqrt 2.

In other words, the OP has basically decided that Calculus Isn’t Real.

Lauren Boebert, US Representative for CO District 3 #conspiracy #wingnut #crackpot

So? You don’t need to unfreeze them all the time. Burning oil during a freak cold snap is not the same thing as burning it all day every day…

Are you even trying? I’ve heard better anti-windmill takes from conspiracy theorists complaining about weather control. At least the thing they were complaining about is actually bad enough to warrant tearing down windmills.

robbinsville #psycho #racist

What are the odds that you’d be born into the objectively best race? Does natural selection even allow such a thing to exist without it driving its competitors to extinction (which hasn’t happened and shows no sign of happening)? Who died and made you judge of human worth? Do you even listen to yourself? Because you sound like an egotistical twat.

Diocel #homophobia #psycho #sexist

The Vaulted Earth #fundie #conspiracy #magick #wingnut #racist

This is their Hegelian Dialectic perfected.

It will never cease to astound me how conspiracy theorists take totally innocuous terms and demonize them. Like, what the heck does this guy even thing a Hegelian Dialectic is?!

boon-avoider and Dixieman #racist

*Mania racists are unhinged. Not because they’re a different species, but because their echo chamber refuses to allow the type of speech that would mellow their increasingly dumb rhetoric.

For all their insistence that “n* are just feral animals,” nobody talks about actual animals this way. Someone who didn’t know what the N word meant would not be able to infer that they were talking about black people. If even half of the *Maniacs’ claims were true, the trans-Atlantic slave trade would have been a waste of time.

In other words, if you know someone who posts on these forums, refer them to cult deprogramming resources. They are brainwashed. Their rhetoric is so insane, that it doesn’t even seem politically useful any more. They might as well be claiming that ice water isn’t safe to drink. Flat Earthers have better evidence than *Maniacs do.