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maseisbigsexy #moonbat #pratt #psycho

The thing with saying anything is objectively better/worse than something else is we have to know the standards.

Like a movie can be objectively better made than another with a script that doesn't have glaring plot issues but still be a poor movie experience.

Now, comparing Stalin and Obama, I'd say the only real objective edge Stalin has is the body count he's responsible for. And maybe that's the only standard being judged, gotta go for that kill streak, right?

Stardust Studios #fundie

@TheKingofRhye Yeah, the Book of Revelation has awesome imagery in it. Scorpion tailed, armor plated lion haired locusts with long hair flying about, a lamb horned dragon voiced second beast that brings fire down from the sky, a seven horned seven eyed lamb, the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, and other really neat bits.

Just a shame people take it mostly literally.

Arlo Calles #fundie

Stardust Studios #fundie

Now, I might not be a Biblical scholar, but I know a fair bit about the Bible.

And by you know, reading the Bible, I can easily say you are full of shit. A jab in the upper arm is not a "mark" on the forehead or right hand. And the mark is the name or number of the beast. So, yeah. Not close.

And I've yet to see a seven headed, ten horned, ten diadem wearing leopard with bear feet and a lion's mouth, so we're safe anyway.

Andrew Anglin #wingnut #homophobia #sexist #conspiracy

Just trolling, and I'll assume that that applies to the rest of the post, and everything else this guy has and will write, as it makes me sad knowing there are assholes this hate filled and stupid running about and attracting a following.

Now, I am of the opinion that going into Afghanistan was not the best move, nor was Iraq. You can however say that the country's rule by the oppressive and inhumane Taliban should have been ended, and that a more democratic and free ally in the tumultuous Middle East would be good strategically. I could even see it be argued that having a stabilizing influence to the breeding ground of terrorists and extremists would be good. Not what happened, but still.

But the veterans who died there were trying to make things better. A free country where people weren't killed or oppressed for being anything other than a straight (particular brand of) Muslim male. Where people are free to peruse their goals and say what they wish to say without fear of being dragged off and beheaded. And even when all of that was crashing down, with this withdrawal, they were there to save as many lives as they could and protect innocent people from oppression a d violent reprisal.

The reason you can't see what "values" they died for is telling. Because not only do you not see those as values, but because you would happily join in and add white and a particular brand of Christian to the description of the oppressors. You fuckwaffle.

And, it's also very telling that you are just fucking obsessed with guy on guy buttstuff. Really, "gay anal rimjobs." Aside from the fact women can be gay, (which is why you double down on this and throw pedophilia into the mix) what sort if rimjobs aren't anal? I know that rims on cars can be worked on, for example, but that isn't the same thing. Now. I know you're obsessed with gay sex, but I think that you just might be dumb enough to think that it needs clarification. I'm thinking that by the fact that you keep clarifying with "military vets" as well. Now, this might also be because you assume your readers might be confused and suddenly think that in this screed about the military you suddenly bring up animal doctors, but I am happy to believe that both you are an idiot that needs to clarify this and you think your readers are dumb enough to get confused of you didn't.

Prussian Society of America #crackpot #conspiracy #racist #wingnut

I wasn't exactly a great mathematician in school, but I don't think I'd ever write such a screed saying arithmetic is of the devil.

Somehow.

And while "trusting your gut" can be nice, it's not all that helpful overall. That's how you get flat earthers, people using animal dewormer and winding up in the hospital, and assuming "successful" businessmen are good at all sorts of things outside their expertise. Among other problems.

Various Commenters #crackpot #sexist #wingnut

I mean, sure. If it's a general group that is innate (men, women, Asians, Hispanic, Creoles, etc) or chosen but not overtly hostile (Christians, Muslims, Hindus, etc) then any "#killall____" is terrible and only an asshole would use it.

A hashtag like "killallIsismembers" I'd be less opposed to because... well. Look at it.

As for punching up vs punching down, a good way to visualize it is imagine two people, and the fists are scathing jokes. Punching someone while they are down and weak is seem as an easy thing to do and often distasteful, something only a bad person often enjoys. Punching up against a stable, in control target isn't.

I personally of the opinion that jokes are jokes, if it is so distasteful it's not funny then it's a bad joke, not that you can't joke about the group/subject in general. If the joke isn't well recieved and people make note of what an asshole you are and punish you for what you say, that's how it goes. The exception to that are just blatantly insulting/offensive jokes, some people do like them, but tell it around the wrong crowd, you'll be rightfully called out.

John Branyan #crackpot #fundie #pratt

The crux of this idiot's argument is "thought." So, to properly talk about it, we need to define things, and the OP does not.

They do however, say that atheists have skepticism instead of "genuine" thought. Which is self defeating because to have skepticism about any topic a person would have to think about it.

Now, while brain activity does not necessarily mean thought (the brain does quite a bit aside from thinking) you can use them to help the case that someone is thinking. If we monitor brain activity while someone is doing things that require thinking and compare it to another person doing the same, we can look for similar results. And as thoughts are the results of brain activity... that part is easy enough to pop that argument. There really isn't an equivalent for someone to show God nice and easily.

And finally, it's very telling that the volley of questions in response aren't. Instead of trying to go for actual possible rebuttals it's a list of strawman non-sequiturs that aren't even addressed.

WeAllKnowWhoDid911 #conspiracy #racist

I mean, it's less a lie than an estimate. We don't have exact numbers, so it was a range. And I'd have to double check, but that was also the range for just Jewish victims, counting the Roma, homosexuals, Russians, disabled, political opponents and general undesirables, the numbers the Nazi's were said to have slain is roughly double that figure.

Stalin and Mao also have higher body counts, but they also were less purposeful in how they went around with things, so most people don't hold it as comparable. Still completely barbaric, mind you.

But, let's say, for the sake of argument, that number is too high. Estimates were iffy, it's closer to 4 million, or even 2 million. So what? When does the targeted eradication of an ethnic group become fine? I'd be hard pressed to find a reasonable situation where it ever would be fine.

And of course, the only time I ever hear this sort of argument is "I wish it was 6 million" or "Should have been more than 6 million" or other terrible shit where the speaker/writer reveals themselves to be all sorts of shitty.

Gr8Believer #fundie

Just because you refuse to accept any proving that involves math, evidence, or logic, doesn't mean that you weren't supplied answers that contain any combination of the three.

Larry W. Wilson #fundie #wingnut #elitist

The antichrist and the devil/Lucifer are different people, even if we are going to take the Bible on its face. If you can't read the text and grasp something as simple as that... why would we listen to anything else?

That'd be like opening a paragraph with George Washington (president, Civil War General).

Andrew Anglin #sexist #racist

So no female officer died in the line of duty in Chicago for over thirty years? Even with the rampant dealing with black folks all the time, likely including Officer French as I doubt this was her first rodeo?

While needing to look at the number of cops dying and gender mix, it seems that female cops are just fine. If it takes 30 years for two to die in a city like Chicago, might mean female cops are the best cops, really.

And why on Earth would you think the peices of shit who decided to open fire on two officers would not be squarely responsible for this? What a twatwaffle.

Ed Blunk #fundie

... what is with this influx of bigfoot posts? Might just be the sites drawn from, but I've seen a lot lately.

And, granted I was never a bigfoot aficionado, but did these idiots all remember/rewatch old episodes of "The Real Adventures of Johnny Quest" and collectively go "Bigfoot aliens? Yeah! That makes perfect sense and fits in with all this other bullshit I believe!"

Sean Hross #conspiracy #crackpot

Aw, he's got the shapes mixed up, can't even make a TFS Popo joke.

And, oh boy, more numerology bullshit. Let's see, 4 =/= square. Why would it? What, are Mississippi State Troopers "double squares and compasses" because there are 4 S's amd I's and 3 P's and T's? Picking out instances of 4 and 3 different numbers and/or letters in multiple words is easy, but would be everywhere without any super evil plot.

Besides, there is a whole list of quadrilaterals not including squares. The rhombus, trapezoids, parallelograms, rectangles, and kites are all different shapes that include four sides. Why a focus on squares? Is that the only one you know?

4 and 3 for square and compass? The hell does that mean? How would a compass, notable for working with the poles to help guide movement in FOUR cardinal directions equal three? And a drawing compass has no real connection to three either. Why are these people always so dumb?

Monsanto doesn't make infertile plants, as far as I am aware. I might be remembering wrong, but they would sue people who kept or collected scattered seeds or were cross pollinated by their plants to "protect their brand." I might be mixing up details, feel free to correct me. But, either way, this person is so inept they can't even go after a scumbag company properly.

So this idiot is either wrong or mind bendingly stupid for everything they say. Par for course, but gah.

Sidney Secular #conspiracy #fundie #wingnut #racist #quack

Yeah, no. Wars and plagues are commonplace, once we get to some of those good parts start coming true then we'll talk.

I wanna see a seven headed ten horned beast rise from the ocean and an other one that summons fire from the sky. Show me the human faced, armored, scorpion tailed locusts. I personally love the book of Revelation because of the incredible imagery, if we're gonna experience this crazy Biblical End Times fun, I want it to be authentic.

State of the Nation #wingnut #quack #conspiracy

Do we really need false flag operations?

When one side is "Let's try not to spread a plague with a few simple steps." And the other side is "We are trying to pass voter laws to consolidate our stranglehold and already failed one attempted coup" I'm not sure the first side NEEDS to stage anything, really.

Asshole anti-maskers already have killed what, at least a few dozen people I've heard about and that's just the national news level stuff. Oh, and let me repeat you've already tried to stage a fucking coup. The fucking gall of these people.

The Rev. Steven Roland #fundie

It could only lead to irreparable harm if the question posed was a problem to the nature of a certain diety. "The Problem of Evil" only really applies to any religion that meets a few of criteria.
1. There exists a vastly more powerful god(s) than their opposition.
2. The vastly more powerful god(s) are particularly benevolent.
3. The vastly more powerful god(s) want evil gone.

Zeus, for an example, wouldn't be bothered by the "Problem of Evil" because not only is Zeus not all that particularly benevolent, he doesn't really want evil gone. Hell, he was the one who was behind unleashing them with Pandora's box.

Yahweh certainly has a problem with it though because he is supposedly omnibenevolent and omnipotent, which makes him leagues above his only competition, Satan. It is far more telling because both the reward for meeting some requirements AND the end goal of all existence would be heaven. Jesus comes again, New Heaven, New Earth, live forever with the Trinity in bliss. Unless you are unfortunate to have gone to hell, in which case Eternal Torment. It's not even a matter of free will (the usual go to to explain evi), because apparently that isn't a problem in heaven so there could have been super awesome fun times for everyone always, but nah.

That's why it's easy to find fault with a deity that "could" stop someone from being forced into sexual slavery, is supposed to "want" to stop anyone from being subjected to that, but allows it anyway.

Kate Morgan #moonbat #psycho #racist #sexist

Yikes. How about we don't suggest mass infanticide for any race?

Hateful racists are always terrible people.

The Rev. Steven Roland #fundie

No, gambling is subjectively a sin. If you fritter away a little money or make some money having fun, it's not bad. If you let it consume you in greed or you gamble just to make loads and loads of cash, that's a sin per the Bible.

Socrates #crackpot #racist #homophobia #transphobia #elitist #wingnut

Honestly the fact that the list of human Blights isn't just Derek Powers shows bit only that the OP is an idiot, but they are lacking taste.

Socrates #crackpot #transphobia #wingnut

Well, imagine a list of people who are being homeschooled would be helpful to make sure that the child is, you know, actually being homeschooled.

These people are always so small minded in what they think about, no Jimmy, the government doesn't care if little Johnny is taught at home so long as he's actually being taught. They want to keep track if him to know he's not a truant, that they aren't being forced to work in the face of child labor laws, look out for possible abuse, and to keep track if his schooling so when they try to get their GED or UK equivalent, they have an idea of the level that the child is supposed to be.

Granted I am not the most familiar with home schooling, but I'd hope that they have general examinations the children have to complete to show their progress and proof that they are actually being taught basic skills. You don't need to think about some evil indoctrination plot for this

Indian in the Machine/O.N.E. News #crackpot #conspiracy #wingnut

On the latest episode of "Murder, Arson, and Jaywalking" we have Indian in the Machine with his rundown of the sins of actors!

They engage in cannibalism.
They contaminate food supplies forcing others to engage in cannibalism.
They kill people for fun and power trips.
And finally, these fiends have the audacity to dance in music videos, act, and give each other acting awards.

Thank you for playing, goodnight everybody.

Cambria Will Not Yield #fundie #conspiracy #racist #homophobia #transphobia #wingnut

So by "caring about blacks" the OP wants to bring back slavery, injustice, segregation and considering people inferior based on birth.

Doesn't seem like any definition of "care" that is positive to me.

YahushuaBenDavid #crackpot #fundie #ufo #wingnut #psycho

I think this a lot on these stupid "Oh. Lucifer is doing all this in God's Name!" Or "You thought it was Yahweh who was the god of the Bible. But it was I, Bullshit!" Sorta twists.

What could they believe? They like the idea of a good god, but that diety is so useless and feeble some underling can just pretend to be them for most of existence? Where would they get any information about this diety, since every book and story is a corrupt mess they can't trust?

This is assuming they aren't just trolling, but still.

Slavery Advocate #elitist

Well, if one of the Slavery Advocate's first points is that slavery is a form of government, then they can't have done their homework. We can pretty much discount anything they say.

Slavery is often enforced by the government, sure. But that's like saying the Food and Drug Administration or the Better Business Bureau are "types" of government.

David Chase Taylor #crackpot #conspiracy #racist #wingnut

Let's see...
7/30= .2333 repeating
7/3= 2.3 repeating
7×3= 21.

So your list of equals doesn't work. If you can't do simple math why should we believe your more incredulous claims?

And, sure, some things happened exactly some big number after another event, but they are all different so any connection is meaningless.

Also, even if you go "Oh, 7x3=777 then you can't use 73 amd 37 interchangeably because 37 would be 3x7=3333333.

So slight revision, if you can't do basic OR made up nonsense math correctly why should anyone believe anything you would derive from either?

Laura Wood #conspiracy #dunning-kruger

Yeah, fuck listening to legitimate sources. Gravy Joe who gets all his scoops from them there sneaky smart raccoons behind the bridge is just as, if not more reliable than actual experts in their fields of study.

As a side note, I am always so annoyed reading about bribes for this, shills for that, having Y opinion means you're paid off by the government. Mostly because all the cash I wish I could be getting in Bizarro world. Get a far government check to simply affirm reality? I wish.

Rich Loomis #wingnut #conspiracy #quack

... what?

Nevermind that any super short term guesstimate of a pandemic would certainly be by the people who have since spent all of their time trying to appease Papa Nurgle.

But... jump over the moon "or else."

Nursery Rhymes aren't fairy tales. You picked an impossible one on purpose, what, because sitting on a tuffet and eating curds and whey would be too easy?

Poetic protocol does not exist, and no one is "directed. ordered, decreed, charged, bidden, and demanded" obey a crazy person rambling, as much as you'd like it to be so.

Mark Levin #wingnut #crackpot

Well, because Mark Levin is a shrill squaking harpy of a man (biased against him, dad used to have him on the radio, among others), he might not realize how things work.

Just because a person "can" get a variant of a virus even while vaccinated doesn't mean they "will." A rather violent example is just because you "can" get shot and die while wearing a bulletproof vest doesn't mean you "will" die from a gunshot wound while wearing one.

day5tar #sexist

AustinC #fundie #crackpot

But because no one made note of his skin color and went "Isn't this the guy who's related to us/lives over there?" We can assume if Jesus existed he'd look similar to the people he was around.

Though now I'm thinking of something like that raptor Archer episode where Jesus is just full blown glowing with a divine sheen and otherworldly aura but people don't react to it one bit.

And now raptor Jesus.

day5tar #sexist

@anonymous-80702773
Eh, I dunno. Seems like you can identify people's reactions to you before and after a large change in your life.

If they transitioned and/or are going through transitioning but notice a change in reactions of strangers, you can make note of it.

It's not really the same but if someone noticed a large contrast in behavior after... someone lost a limb, got a very noticeable tattoo, shaved their head, and/or lost/gained a lot of weight a person can keep track of it.

General sexism and harmful gender expectations affect even cis folk (I've seen lots of people saying the "You're a man, tough it out, no complaining/crying" is detrimental to mental health or how men get so few general compliments they treasure the ones they do, for two examples that the OP is experiencing) so getting a whole new set of issues the OP isn't used to dealing with certainly could be off putting.

Not saying I agree with everything they are saying, or even just accept it as true, it is the internet, afterall. Just that if it's true it's sad that they are experiencing the unpleasantness. We don't need to say "You aren't trans if you can easily mark when you noticed differences in interactions."

Vox Day #fundie #conspiracy

Ah, good ol' Vox Day. Always "delightful" to see how when things are spelled out for him, he proudly refuses to read.

But, pretending I believed it was a God given right, no VD. I don't believe people have the right to rape, kill, and eat children. I also don't believe that they should try to marry off girls in the church, abuse children in the group, or be allowed to spew their abuse and vitriol towards others that they believe are "sinners." This applies to every religion. If the made up cult of devil worshipping kiddy diddlers/devourers you think rules the US existed they would be included.

This is because your free exercise of religion also prohibits you from harming or infringing on other people's rights. Just because you (intentionally or not) are mistaken in believing that the 1st Amendment allows you to engage in all of your religious practices unhindered is irrelevant. It doesn't.

Just like how freedom of speech is limited by speech that harms people, for instance.

Kevin Sorbo #fundie

Well, if anyone is going to make Herculean leaps of logic... guess it's fitting.

But, this is a fourfold.
1. Phrases like "Oh my ___" or "____ damn it" or "By ----" or even "--- protect me" isn't unique to Christianity.
2. Phrases or names aren't unique to a culture, especially in English. So what, you need to make up new day names?
3. They are just as likely to swear. It doesn't matter.
4. There really is no "Christian" culture or "atheist" culture. Religion or the lack thereof can influence a culture, but Kevin Sorbo's crazy fundamentalist "Christian Culture" isn't say, an Irish Catholic in NYC's "Christian Culture"

SlayerSlayer #crackpot #racist

I love the posts where you just stare for a second as there is so much to unpack and you don't know where to start.

(((tomfoolery))) is apparently serious business.
Huuwhites? The band sounds pretty neat but you've got an extra vowel there. If you're going for some weird pronunciation thing, you're not consistent, which makes you look all the dumber.
And so much more.

Nikita46 #sexist #kinkshaming

So, OP is fully in support of sex work, but considers people who partake filthy, used up, and lowering themselves.

I wonder if this translates to other jobs, or they are just a hypocritical asshole? "Yeah, I fully support people who want to become filthy, disgusting baristas. I also throw my support behind those terrible, scum sucking traffic workers."

... phrasing it like that though, that might not be all that surprising, actually. What with the depressingly prevalent idea that working a particular job means you're open for verbal/physical abuse and that you don't deserve enough cash to live on.

Vijay Prozak #crackpot #elitist #wingnut

The main thing with the medieval period, why they are called the Dark Ages, is because of the general population. There were centers of learning, technological advances, feats of engineering and fine arts, but they weren't a general thing.

Compare it to the the Roman rule or Renaissance after, where there was higher literacy rates, more general schooling, and a chance for trade or a flow of ideas.

So, sure, you didn't have an ATM, but chances are you'd likely be a peasant with no real savings to speak of anyway.

And, caprisexual? I think most people would just assume you were a more honest farmer. (Hah, I kid)

Vox Day #psycho

@SpukiKitty #93043
Ah, sorry, didn't double check this for a while. But, look up his Arkhaven stuff. It's a mess of poorly drawn, terribly paced comics.

To show the sort of "Vox Approved Quality" comics, frequently displayed creators Ben Garrison and Stonetoss are on the site.

Anarcho-Heathen #dunning-kruger #fundie

So he's not polytheistic he's pantheistic? Sure it gets messy but if everything is just an aspect of the one being then it's really not multiple gods, just versions of the same god. If it isn't pantheism you've got a weird monotheism like most versions of Christianity.

If that's not what he meant his completely unsupported syllogism shouldn't include the "being" acting like some cosmic Multiple Man.

Bennett Lee Ross #crackpot #conspiracy #dunning-kruger #ufo

But why though? And, what, where evil alien overlords pretending to be all the orphans' parents? Glaxtor the Braim Devourer teaching little Timmy how to read and write?

But, really, people like this are either idiots, or most likely liars. For example, we know things can move at many different speeds at once. An easy example would be a ball being spun, while tossed in the air of a person sitting in a car. A bolt on a tire of said car is racing around the axle as the car itself moves.

And those examples... Fah. Cowboys didn't use only a hanner and chisel to build dams (cowboys? Not... general or construction workers?) And I'm pretty positive no one has ever claimed anyone would be constructing a dam exclusively on horseback. And sure, some medieval artists were quite prolific. But there were a LOT of them, over a long period of time. And people can... you know. Travel.

Woo idiots are about the worst idiots. Cause even if you're sure they are just lying because "No way, no one ACTUALLY believes this" you still have to read it and try to comprehend just what the hell they are on about before getting to dismissing it.

Matt Powell #fundie #dunning-kruger

The issue isn't that animals are going extinct. The issue is that humans are extinctioning animals at a mind boggling rate and nature can't keep up.

Sure, animals die and some species will dominate others. If there was a a massive volcanic eruption that connected two islands and one's fauna was better for a now shared niche, the other island would lose the animals. But that's not what's happening.

Humans are simply destroying environments wholesome and/or slaughtering a species and and other creature that would fill the niche. When the timescale for creatures "popping up" is in over 5 digits, some industrial plant desolating an entire ecosystem in a couple dozen years really doesn't allow for much replacement, does it?

But, yes. We will never have a species we lose again. We could have something close. Something that is similar in appearance and/or structure even, but it won't be the "same." No one who agrees with evolution would say that though.

2028 END (Gabriel Erb) #fundie

Ah yes, 2028. This time we are super duper serious and ignore all those other failed predictions. They didn't know what they were doing.

Black Magick Barbie Garrett #magick #quack #mammon

S.D. Wells #wingnut #quack #conspiracy

9) Another mass shooting event "occurs" that's made to look like a Trump supporter who is "anti-vaccine" and right-wing extreme

You fuckwaffles literally tried to stage a coup. Lawmakers who helped are still in office. We've had many gun problems and instances of violence perpetrated by crazed right wing extremists.

It hasn't worked. It won't work. You slack jawed fear addicted troglodytes are always doomsaying about the big shadowy boogeyman behind the bushes, but you're who they are using. Keep everyone divided, stupid, petrified with fear and let the assholes aiming to loot the country have the keys to the castle. THAT'S the plan. And you are playing your part.

robbinsville #psycho #racist

Ah yes. The Knee-Grows.
Part of the Hoe-Moe family, just like the Caw-Cay-Shans, His-Panics, Eeey-Shans, and many others.

Go fuck a toaster, OP.

Ben Garrison #wingnut

@Bastethotep Cause it's such good imagery!

Of course, because Ben Garrison is an idiot he doesn't realize comparing your wanna be Wonder Boy to Don Quixote is an insult. To Don Quixote, really. Both Trump and Don Quixote are both delusional but at least the man from La Mancha was well meaning. Don Trump is anything but.

I'd also agree Don Trump's enemies aren't imaginary. He has meticulously crafted anyone who calls him out for the scum that he is into some being as dangerous as an angry giant, and fighting the "foe" to suit his own ends.

Eric Dubay #fundie #crackpot #conspiracy #dunning-kruger

"which beyond ironically means "rough tooth").

You... you don't know how animals get their scientific names, do you?

I mean in addition to all the other things you don't know/lie about.

But, yeah. Naming an animal based on a defining physical characteristic is easily par for the course. I'll give you three guesses on why the blue-footed booby has that name.

Vox Day #psycho

@Bastethotep Vox was a member of a techno band. 2 of the charting 3 singles the band had had lyrics, but lyrical compositions aren't those songs' main selling point. Look up Psykosonik on wikipedia. Let us know if you find the lyrics compelling in songs where people spoke. I wasn't exactly impressed myself. But then he was also working with two other lyricists anyway.

And honestly I'd say that he also did that before he really went off the deep end, so any quality he produced before 2000 shouldn't be indicative of anything he's doing lately.

You only have to look at his comic push to see what the man now considers "quality" nowadays. And he considers those a serious threat to DC and Marvel. So he's delusional as well as having awful taste.

Jonathan W. Tooker #crackpot #fundie

See? This is why outside of very limited use or comedies, time travel is a terrible idea.

But, simple questions for the OP. If Satan is the reason for people to actually need a Messiah, wouldn't removing Satan be beneficial anyway? Why not use time travel to go "Oh, wait, I'll not leave this tree in my garden?" or "I'll remove the snake's ability to speak a little earlier." ?