Electric Soy Inventor: “I do not subscribe to the political agenda that criminalises white straight men for the mere fact of their existence and gives legal and social privileges to "protected groups" such as fags, troons, niggas and women.”
Other Person: “Well, there IS no such agenda, so……”
ESI (interrupting): “SHUT THE FUCK UP!! There HAS to be such an agenda! Or else, I have to take responsibility for my failures!!!”