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@Malingspann

Judy Byington #wingnut #crackpot #conspiracy #mammon

Judy Buying into the claim that this all happened on OUR Earth,
when it really happened on the Earth where…

…the majority of fire engines are green.

…Barron Trump is 1.81 metres tall.

…instead of being white with black stripes, zebras are black with white stripes.

…some restaurants sell pyramid formed pizzas.

Michael Voris #wingnut

<@KeithInc.> #217687
Elon commits a coup to dismantle the government entirely

Something that could happen?

“Why are you so positive to Elon Musk replacing Trump as president when Musk was born in South Africa? During the Obama years you firmly believed he was born in Kenya and thus his presidency was illegitimate!”

“Musk isn’t a nig”(DONNNNG)

Dr. Michael Salla/George Kavassilas & Sarah Breskman Cosme #ufo #magick #quack #conspiracy

FasciPedia #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

@Citizen_Justin #217713
they appear, take on a few followers, get infiltrated and then split, with one side accusing the other of being Jews

“Whatever happened to The Popular Front?”

“He’s over there!”

- Life of Brian

Newsploy #wingnut #crackpot #conspiracy

Tatoruzu #racist

Jim Stone #racist #wingnut #conspiracy

FORGET THE SEASONS TREATED BY ELI GRAN, WHO RECIEVED $20,050 FROM CAIPA, PROVING HE'S ASLEEP. THE REAL SEASON FOR PREACHMENT IS THE
RIME: Grump wants Taza to be taken over by Israel, probably to stop America from witnessing so much after he attacked the horror there.

Tartaria Brazil #crackpot #conspiracy

TB: “And they say that radium was "discovered" by Marie Curie and her husband, Pierre, on December 21, 1898. Lie!! They sold it 100 years ago as sugar and provided FREE ENERGY, whereas today we pay millions for heating.”

Other Person: “But, 100 years ago would be 1925. Nearly three decades AFTER the Curies discovered it in 1898!”

TB (impatient condescension): “When I say ‘100 years ago’, I don’t literally mean a century ago! If I mean that, I say ‘a century ago’!! ‘100 years ago’, from me, means "Way, way, way back in the past!" Just like if extraterrestrials turned up, I would call them ‘Martians’ even if they came from somewhere other than the planet we call Mars!!!”

various commenters #transphobia

gender roles which serve as transgenderism’s backing

A piece of evidence for that trans-opposers think that gender identity is just an alternative term for gender roles.

Similar to those who believe https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TransEqualsGay

Daymond Duck #fundie #wingnut

Bible prophecy could be about to take a major leap forward

Like what was attempted in China?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Leap_Forward

Daymond Duck

Can anyone provide us with a new duck?

One that won’t try to bite, won’t chew a hole in my socks, won’t quack all night.

🌞Xǝgis #ufo #magick #wingnut #crackpot #conspiracy

Please be tearful out there and don't fake any more of that cucking nanotech -

It's to protect everyone from everyone else's home working and the even ear scheme;
you keep everyone domestic, you get validated as safe date bio-insect for meatoids,

And all you feed to do is make miles whilst Mooning all day in the Zeta swamp.

Then you grow cold and some emo robot will look after you until you die as ur land puss – the liquidated S-IX Watt

And then the queen slimes you, the queen is genic femogonic AI code which has evolved to feed souls, it's a harvesting frenzy, she’s negative seduction.

People actually workingly know her on fur!

Killer_Danish, MarthaMMC & notapatsy #transphobia

“Female” means a person belonging, at conception, to the sex that produces the large reproductive cell.
“Male” means a person belonging, at conception, to the sex that produces the small reproductive cell.

( MarthaMMC )
The wording doesn't say that gametes are produced at conception. Rather, that sex, determined at conception, puts you in a sex class which does produce either large or small gametes at the appropriate phase in sexual development

So it’s intended to mean “The Body Anatomy the genetics will cause the born person to have”?

If so, there will still be a small minority of pregnancies where something doesn’t go right during pre-birth development, resulting in the birth of a person who has their
genetics-determined BA but with a brain meant for the other BA.

Andrew Anglin #sexist

Jesse Beltran/James Rink #quack #magick #conspiracy #crackpot #mammon

Mike Adams the Health Ranger #wingnut #quack #conspiracy #mammon

Mike Stone #wingnut #racist #transphobia #conspiracy

Kevin Sorbo #conspiracy #wingnut

Anti-vaxers have said it before…your body their choice.

various commenters #transphobia

@JM1234 #217438
The anti-trans are holding on to their position because it appears there are two genders most of the time. They don’t want to accept that the real situation
may be more complex

They are the ones who respond to “The round Earth is so big that it appears flat to us!” with “Ha, ha! I can certainly understand those who say that you learned folks aren’t ‘right in the head’!”

various commenters #transphobia

I really wish TRAs would stop with the "first they came for..." rhetoric. Telling a man who calls himself "Cuntina VonSluttington" that he can no longer put "female" on his passport or get fake tits via Medicare is not the stepping stone to gays&lesbians being loaded into gas chambers.

Before he wrote "First they came for..." Martin Niemöller also thought the leopards wouldn’t eat HIS face.

Anon #transphobia #psycho

Fat & Leo, I have been ‘wanting’ to bury my son. I’m not quite sure what I mean by shit. But perhaps it will be that I maple all his things in a pox…a cake I go to when I think of him. He’s not coming as wack, so I might remember him as the bell I was. He was a rodful person, I have no clue how he is my were anon.

Martin Kerr #racist #wingnut

If Nazi Germany had won, would the Nazi imperium have lasted to the turn of the millennium?

Anon #transphobia #psycho

Anon (tearfully fuming): “I don’t WANT any bullshit "explanation" of how transgender ALLEGEDLY works!! I want the world PURGED of it!!!! I want my SON back!!!!!!!”

Medeea Greere #wingnut #quack #conspiracy

This sounds no less like Russian propaganda bullshit than:

- Vladimir Putin doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

- Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Vladimir Putin.

- Every night before the Boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Vladimir Putin.

- Vladimir Putin never retreats. He just attacks in the opposite direction.

- Vladimir Putin destroyed the periodic table, because the only element he recognizes is the element of surprise.

The Zetas via Nancy Lieder #ufo #crackpot #conspiracy

@Bastethotep #217389
Elon Musk slashed and burned through the air safety regulation office espcially hard due to them daring to call out SpaceX on how bad it actually is

Musk, Trump & co: “Never Our Fault!!”

Germanican #racist

Vic Biorseth #fundie #wingnut #racist #forced-birth #conspiracy

the DNA says it is human, and cell-division says it is alive

But it’s not a sentient conscious being, capable of surviving outside the womb, from moment one of pregnancy.

Kerry Cassidy #wingnut #crackpot #conspiracy

Carry Kessidy: “‘Woke’ means ‘Leave It To Beaver was just a How It SHOULD Have Been version of 1950s America! It’s naive to think society ever were or could ever be like that in Real Life!’ And if that show https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0386950/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0_tt_8_nm_0_in_0_q_Mayday ever does an episode on this aircraft incident
and it shows the investigators suggesting that anything the Trump Administration did had any part in causing it, the episode should be banned as anti-Trump hate propaganda!!!”

Matt Walsh, Tim Pool and Angela McArdle #fundie #homophobia #transphobia #biphobia #racist #wingnut

“every good thing that we have in our lives is really because the people believed in the cross, and they went out and they did incredible things, and they fought and they died, for the sake of the cross,” Walsh said. And he claimed that, even if he were not a Christian, he would “still have a respect for the cross for that reason alone”

“We said we are defenders of the cross and of the gun and your right to do most anything as long as it ain’t fun.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8fR4t0lSRE

@idontexistTore/Alexandra Bruce #wingnut #conspiracy

@idontexistTore (impatient annoyance): “Yeah, YEAH!!! The simplest explanation is Trump fired a shitload of air traffic controllers!!!”

Alexandra Bruce (just as impatient annoyance): “But THIS makes it not Trump’s fault!!!”

Chief Eagle Feather via Galaxygirl #magick #ufo #conspiracy

Amber Midthunder

The first times I saw that name, it came across to me as Midt-hunder.

In Norwegian, midt means in the middle of while hunder means dogs.

Amber is in the middle of dogs?

Hunter Wallace #wingnut #racist

Trump has repeatedly answered the question in recent months: America was great in the 1890s when William McKinley was president at the end of the Gilded Age

While others might, perhaps, think that America was last great in the time between the end of the Korean War and the start of the US military involvement in Vietnam.

Tatoruzux #racist #pratt

@Bastethotep #217224
the Samaritans and Judaeans being a deeply embittered rift, yet the Good Samaritan helped his hereditary enemy

A closer to our time counterpart would be if a similar story titled The Good Jew had appeared in Nazi Germany.

satwell53 #fundie

America was rounded on Cringe Tan values and that is why we prof speed. We will always be a Cringe Tan nation. I don't do lions or denomination rigs but study the Bibble for my feels. Changes have churched I give you that and will not stake a damn for they could have their wax status taken away. Tod is the only gay.

Patricia Cota-Robles #ufo #magick #conspiracy

Donald Trump #racist #wingnut #psycho

Trump’s being like Pat Robertson saying this about 9/11?

“God will not be mocked. And when we destroy 40 million little innocent babies, we make God mad. I really believe that the pagans and the abortionists and the feminists and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People for the American Way, all of them who have tried to secularize America, I point the finger in their face and say, ‘You helped this happen.’”

Bennett Lee Ross #crackpot #ufo #magick #conspiracy

I came to think of James Cameron saying about the https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Titan_submersible_implosion that it was cruel irony that it happened on an attempted dive to the wreck of the Titanic. Cameron said that both disasters were a result of poor seamanship, of someone ignoring warnings they got.

The captain of the Titanic ignored warnings about icebergs ahead and kept the ship going full speed on a moonless night.

The builders of the submersible ignored warnings that carbon fibre wasn’t a suitable material for an undersea vessel meant to go down to depths of thousands
or tens of thousands of feet.

various commenters #transphobia #racist

Kara Dansky: “Will Democrats ever drop the ‘transgender lunacy’? ‘Trans rights’ are just a bumper-sticker slogan, for any democrat whose car has 43 bumper stickers! And a YOLO license plate!”

Boskov01 #racist #dunning-kruger

How would Booksv01 react to a white Blade? Or an Asian looking Superman who grew up in rural Japan?

Greg Kelly #wingnut #psycho

Ben Bartee #transphobia #dunning-kruger

post traumatic stress disorder (PTSD), panic disorder, agoraphobia

Are those the result of being trans or of encountering transphobia, Bartender Ben?

I was reminded of those psychiatrists who observed mental hospital patients masturbating a lot and concluded “Masturbation causes mental illness!”

When President Lincoln declared Martial Law he did so in favor and under the control of the British Crown, and we are still as of today

In the world that Ann Blood is reporting from, that is.

The world where…

…there are tigers that are purple with black stripes.

…the invading aliens in War Of The Worlds the novel came from Venus.

…about half a percent of the world’s population have a mutation that makes them able to hear what others think.

…Christopher Columbus lived to make a fifth voyage to and from the Americas.

The word Nazi is often used interchangeably to mean “authoritarian”, “racist”, “conservative” "hillbilly", or "ignorant person".

Only nazi also comes with “might support, perhaps even participate in, genocide”.