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Parents With Inconvenient Truths about Trans #transphobia

Well the very nerve of your offspring, then! To even think that they were their own person and not some appendage created solely so you could live vicariously through them! Where do they come off thinking that THEIR lives are all about THEM and not YOU? They had better realize real quick that if you want grandchildren, well, then they've got no other choice but to upend their entire existence, whatever might be right for them be damned, and give you those fucking grandchildren you are clearly entitled to!

Have you considered speaking with your adult child's manager? I hear that always works.

CheeseBurgerDragon #enbyphobia

Because in the Fallout Universe they seem to have settled most modern bigotries well before the bombs fell. I don't know if they even had MLK. Sure, they had a big problem with sinophobia, but that makes sense given that A) They were at war with China, and B) it was an oppressive police state in dire need of some ‘other’ to hate and blame.

No, a non-binary character in Fallout isn't some lore breaker. Them being a part of the BoS, a group infamous for not getting on with non-heteronormative folk, is.

(I mean, Veronica Santangelo's orientation already made her pretty unpopular with the Mojave Chapter, even before her questions got her relegated to boring-ass milk runs.)

But no, LGBTQ+ people in Fallout is not odd or unprecedented. The aforementioned Veronica, Gannon Arcade, a possibly-trans super mutant in the first game, same-sex marriage in the second, a lesbian couple and their adopted son and a gay couple selling weapons in the third, being able to be gay, lesbian, straight, or full on fucking bisexual in New Vegas, being able to sleep with almost any companion regardless of gender in 4 - this shit has roots, son. Stop acting like your imaginary ‘wokie’ enemies have infiltrated your fandom.

Pleiades 1 via Neva (Gabriel RL) #ufo #magick

Why thank you Ronald Reagan, for shuttering America's mental health care services. Otherwise, these people would be getting the help they sorely need to live in the real world, instead of zooming through the cosmos on the backs of dragons and taking us all along for the ride.

Carrie Gress #sexist #wingnut #transphobia #conspiracy

“Waaaah! Other people can make decisions for themselves, and sometimes they make decisions I personally dont like! There must be someway to punish them for this! We all have to return Under His Eyes!”

(I hope I got that reference right, my only exposure to THMT is the movie from the '90's.)

Ray Comfort #conspiracy #fundie

“People who follow science are no better than savage tribes, and we need to enact legislation to punish and harass them until they agree with ME (not US, just ME) that magic is real!”

Go sit on a banana, Ray-Ray.

Paul Craig Roberts #wingnut #psycho #conspiracy

He could always go home, leave the Ukrainians alone, and resign from politics to spend his days judo-tossing children and going on long, shirtless horseback rides, Paul. He could always do the right thing, that's always been an option.

Liz Wheeler #wingnut

“And as my fellow humans struggle to breathe, as they gasp and die en masse, I shall laugh and laugh and laugh, for I am an asshole, and the death and suffering of others are as nothing to one such as I!”

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #fundie #wingnut

Or Joe Biden checked his calendar and said, “Oh hey, TVD is March 31, and due to the eccentricities of the calendar, Easter happens to also fall on that day this year. Huh. Funny how that works out.”

Not everything is a neferious plot to hurt your pwecious widdle feefees, Wayne.

Red Pill Vegeta #sexist

I remind you of every man who fucked the shit out of you and ghosted you the next day.

Oh, I sincerely doubt that. I imagine that the men who ‘pumped and dumped’ the women you think you're owed at least gave them orgasms. You would probably ask in what section at the supermarket you could find some of those.

No, I think you'd remind most women that they need to change their cat litter when they get home - clumpy, misshapen, foul odour, and most likely rife with parasites.

Charlie Kirk #biphobia #fundie #homophobia #transphobia #wingnut

“So, Chuckles, that still leaves 220 where nobody asks you to give a single thought to LGBTQA+ people or their lives.”

CK: “Akchewelly, I don't give a thought to them any day of the year. My issue is that 145 days have been set aside so that someone, anyone, could give a thought to them, and I don't like that some people recognize LG-BLT-YMCA-BBC people exist!”

Josiah Lippincott #sexist #wingnut #conspiracy

<@KeithInc.> #194048

I saw a t-shirt listing off several prominent women of science on Reddit literally yesterday and have been trying to find a picture of the print to post here.

This dude, and people like him, honestly thinks we'd have our current level of technological and scientific understanding if science had been kept boys-only. Or, if they don't, then they don't really care, because they'd be more than willing to sacrifice advancements and knowledge at the altar of the patriarchy

Bryan Starr #fundie #pratt #ableist

I like this bit from one of the comments, so I'm gonna post it here for posterity and because I want to share it; also, it brings to mind the poems Vincent Price used to do on Hilarious House of Frightenstein, for some reason, and that's always a good thing in my book:

A Zoroastrian I know says Jews have got it wrong,
The Jews think Christian preachers string the gullible along.
The Christians teach that Muslims are a badly misled crew
And Hindus know that all of them have not the slightest clue.
The Sikhs respect all others but they don't think they are right
And Buddhists know there is no god but strive towards the light.
Confucians are confusing but their teachings are approved,
By Communists and Emperors though others were unmoved.
There's Taoists, Scientologists, and Mormons in the States,
The Jedi Knights are jokers but their number still inflates;
I know a lot of Wiccans and a Druid once called round,
To tell us of a ley line to a henge that he had found.
These ardent true believers know for sure their way's the one,
And some will try to prove it with explosives or a gun!
But there's a simple answer that is very much less odd
About ten thousand years ago some men invented god!

Thomas Dalton #wingnut #conspiracy #racist #elitist

A) What is your preferred alternative, asshole?
and;
B) How many people will you have to murder to make your utopia a reality? If it's more than zero, get fucked.

Donald J. Trump #wingnut

Well somebody's pissy the Easter Bunny only left them rabbit pellets.

And even pissier that he ate half of them before realizing what they were.

Candace Owens #conspiracy #transphobia #wingnut

And to think, Ben Shapiro let this brilliant icon of hard-hitting journalism slip through his stubby fingers. What a fool he was to dump this paste-eating clown.

JE Aggas #crackpot #wingnut #fundie #magick #conspiracy

Math= 4
Is= 2
Not= 3
A= 1
Secret= 6
Code= 4
For= 3
Anything= 8

So, if I add that all up, 4+2+3+1+6+4+3+8, I get 31. Which, when run through my handy dandy Ovaltine decoder ring, comes out to “Gamatria Tools Are Fucking Dumbasses.”

Charlie Kirk #conspiracy #wingnut

@Timjer #193293

…who never had anyone say “no” to him before.

Oh, people have said ‘no’ to him before, he just thinks ‘no’ mean ‘take me here in this dressing room, you hideous leather walrus you!’

Hell, I'm convinced that Fred told him ‘no’ all the time, usually when Donald would ask if his father loved him, or if anyone ever could love him.

Donald J. Trump #conspiracy #wingnut

THROUGH INHERITING HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS FROM MY EMOTIONALLY DISTANT, SHITBAG KLANSMAN OF A FATHER, WHICH I THEN PROCEEDED TO SQUANDER DUE TO MY OWN FINANCIAL INEPTITUDE, AND ALSO THROUGH GRIFT, LOANS, BEGGING, AND WHORING MY NAME AND LIKENESS OUT LIKE I WAS FUCKING ALF OR SOMETHING, I MEAN, THERE WAS A FUCKING TRUMP BOARD GAME AND A TRUMP VIDEO GAME FOR FUCK'S SAKE, AND BY LYING ABOUT HOW MUCH MONEY I HAD, AND BY WEDGING MYSELF INTO CAMEOS ON HOME ALONE AND FRESH PRINCE, I FAKED BEING RICH TO SUCH A DEGREE THAT METH-ADDLED SOCCER MOMS FROM THE WHITEST SUBURBS TO EVER EXIST STILL THINK I'M A FUCKING BILLIONAIRE…HANG ON, I FORGOT MY POINT HERE…I WAS GOING TO BRAG ABOUT HOW MUCH OF A CHAD I AM, THEN A KITTY-CAT CROSSED MY PATH AND NOW ERIC WANTS A JUICE BOX AND I DON'T REMEMBER WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY ANYMORE. ANYWAYS, GIVE ME MONEY, OTHERWISE I'LL HAVE TO USE MY OWN TO PAY FOR ALL THE LEGAL SHIT MY VARIOUS CRIMES HAVE FINALLY EARNED ME, AND I DIDN'T BECOME A BILLIONAIRE BY GIVING MY MONEY AWAY. OR BY WORKING HARD. OR INVESTING SMARTLY. OR AT ALL.
ALSO, BARRON, SWEETIE, DADDY'S PHONE IS STILL DOING THE BIG LETTERS THING, I THINK IT'S MAKING ME LOOK CRAZY. COULD YOU COME AND FIX IT FOR ME AGAIN?

Fixed that for ya, Donald, ya fat-fingered duck-fucker.

Glypticfille #conspiracy #crackpot #dunning-kruger #sexist

You can fucking see the clitoris. You can touch it. If someone gave this idiot a map, a compass, a commission from Queen Isabella of Spain, three ships, a pack of hunting dogs and Sacagawea to guide them East, they still wouldn't find it, but for everyone else, it's that pink little nubbin just a few millimeters above the labial cleft.

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #fundie #magick #wingnut

Again, if everything thinks your lemonade stand is awful and kills people, it's not because they hate you and are evil and Big Lemonade controls everything, it might actually be because you're selling Lemon Pledge with a few sugar cubes dissolved in.

Again, Wayne, maybe you're the asshole. Or in this case, Donald.

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #wingnut

Will somebody buy this idiot a fucking calendar already? He doesn't seem aware that both the 2020 election and the Super Bowl were ages ago and nobody except him gives a shit anymore.

Father Absolute via Marta #magick #wingnut #ufo #conspiracy

Your Imaginary Overlords counted on a voluntary program of vaccination to conquer the world they already conquered. I'm sorry, why are you afraid of the Stupid Riddlers Cabal, again?

Truth Army #conspiracy #crackpot #quack

JK Rowling #dunning-kruger #enbyphobia #pratt #transphobia

“What proof do you have that the Nazis, a group well documented in their hatred for any other group even the tiniest bit different from them, hated this one group who was considerably different from them?”

S.A. McCarthy #wingnut #fundie #transphobia #conspiracy

“And once we get all these seemingly innocuous things we like done, we'll totally stop right there and not impose our religion upon the country any further, pinky promise and scout's honour!”

Ben Garrison #wingnut

Actual clowns know that they're clowns. Donald Trump is a bully who thinks he's a tough guy, and in his failed attempts at being a tough guy, becomes a clown. He doesn't set out to be a clown, he simply turns into one by dint of his utter buffoonery. You can't take the man seriously because he's such a buffoon, but taking him lightly would be a mistake because he's also a dangerous narcissist who would gladly stand by and watch millions die for his own ego.

Stew Peters #wingnut #homophobia #transphobia #racist #conspiracy

danegraphics #ableist

I do, in fact, have a disability that makes it remarkably difficult for me to do math. Not impossible, I did manage to get my one required math credit in high school, even if it took me two attempts, and I always found algebra to be math-on-easy-mode, like, algebra honestly made me feel like a fucking genius savant, but tax season is a non-starter for me, and I spent years in food services avoiding the cash register because I was damned certain I was calculating the taxes wrong (I imagine we have much smarter registers now. Or we just had antique registers, either way, they fucked with my math anxiety hard.)

I am honestly bad at math. Nobody told me that I was. I wasn't even tested for dyscalculia as a child (I don't know if they did that in the '80's. I had never heard of it until my twenties, and when I learned about it, so many things started to make sense about me.) Nobody discouraged me from learning - in fact, my teachers all tried their fucking hardest, even the ice-veined harridan who did nothing but scowl at me for two years because I found myself utterly incapable of giving a shit about Canadian history, and she found herself equally incapable of making me give a shit.

Westboro Baptist Church #fundie #transphobia #enbyphobia

“Remember us? You thought we had been relegated to the catbox of history, but here we are again, the great unflushable turd of humanity! We survived being booted out of Canada, having our founder cack it like a Kennedy and being forgotten for what must have been twenty glorious, peaceful years of utter bliss and nirvana for the rest of the human race, and now, much like a boyband from the '80's, we've decided to enact our vengeance upon the world by reminding you that we used to exist and spitefully continue to do so even if you never think about us! Have we learned any lessons in our absence? Have we grown as people, perhaps developed human emotions and empathy? Fuck no! We're the same ign’ant horsefuckers we always were! Why change what is so terribly, terribly broken?”

Parents With Inconvenient Truths about Trans #transphobia

Your child hasn't been bodysnatched or replaced with a fetch from the Feylands, they've just pulled the cauls off of their existence and unmasked their true self. You never had a son, you had a daughter that presented as a son, that's something you're going to have to come to terms with.

Wayne Allyn Root #dunning-kruger #wingnut #mammon

Bro. Eric Kalinowski #wingnut #fundie #homophobia #transphobia

“RAARRRRGHL! We refuse to vote until somebody as flaming bat-scat whacky as me is on the ballot to bring us one minute closer to theological Zero Hour!!!!”

Cool. You do you, buddy, I'm sure everyone else will pick up the slack to make sure this world continues to be one that irritates the hell out of you.

Spiritual🕉️Gangster #quack #dunning-kruger

Having lost several family members to cancer, allow me to be the one to suggest this fucker go fuck themselves with a fucking jackhammer.

Robert Larson #homophobia #psycho #fundie

“Our god demands we murder people without any clarification as to why! Why do the people we have been ordered to kill by our imaginary skywizard hate said skywizard? It must be because they're evil! Certainly we can't be the baddies! We, who want to not only murder our imaginary enemies, but do so in a particular way specifically because said way is more painful and cruel!”

Ben Garrison #wingnut

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #wingnut

Or his crimes, Wayne. Maybe, just maybe, he's being prosecuted for the crimes he did. Just because he did things, and you like him, doesn't mean the things he did weren't crimes.

Ken Ham #biphobia #conspiracy #forced-birth #fundie #homophobia #transphobia #wingnut

“Waffles are a religion!”
“Purple is a religion!”
“Catfood is a religion!”
“Everything is a religion!”
“I don't know what the word ‘religion’ means!”
“My own ignorance is a religion! And I am the Pope, the Archbishop and all Twelve Disciples of the Holy Unified Church of Utter Dumbassery, Second Reformation!”

MassResistance #homophobia #fundie

“We don't want gays pushing their lifestyle! Why can't they just live their lives quietly and without imposing it onto others?”

“They'd love to. Why don't you stop empowering foreign governments to kick in the doors of their LGBTQ+ citizenry and murdering them?”

“Waaaah! Religious persecution! Literally crucifying me! Literally the Antichrist!!”

Elon Musk #ableist #dunning-kruger #crackpot #forced-birth #quack #sexist

Weight can be shed, depression can be managed, and suicidal ideation can be overcome.

Meanwhile, an unwanted pregnancy has it's own laundry list of health issues and risks, but pointing those out makes the Conservative death cult you've opted to suckle on angry, doesn't it Musky?

Clif High #crackpot #ufo #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

Look, while I would also like a remake of V, preferably a good one for a change, and especially if Michael Ironside and Robert Englund make cameos, I don't think injecting your misotheistic batshittery will endear it to many people.

Vox Day #fundie #conspiracy #wingnut

“People can just say whatever they want, and they're using that ability to make my imaginary friend feel bad!”

Vox is such a whiny little bitch, isn't he?

ElijahLinn #magick #moonbat

That's funny, I didn't have to do all that to summon Hamas. I just had to complete the chocobo breeding game, find the Northern Cave, and beat the secret superboss Cubic Zirconia Weapon, and I received the Summon Hamas Materia right after that.

You must have a glitched version of the game.

Mark Meckler #psycho #racist #wingnut

“Every problem is a nail and I have this fat, throbbing military-industrial hammer that NEEDS to be used!!!”

Answers in Genesis #conspiracy #fundie #pratt

If Darwin's work was nonsense, any and all medical and genetic research since then would bear that out, simply by anything derived from his studies just plain old not working. Since that hasn't been the case so far…

(realizes that it's AiG and expecting them to have the mental capacity for extrapolation is a fool's endeavor.)

…*Sigh!* Since the work derived from Darwin's writings do in fact work, we can then extrapolate that Darwin was correct in at least the basics of his theories.

Donald J. Trump #wingnut

This man is a mob boss. In a country that hadn't crumbled under the horrors of Obama Derangement Syndrome, he either would be facing a thousand RICO charges, or end up gunned down by a rival mobster while gorging himself on stolen cannoli.

Wayne Allyn Root #wingnut

“Don't have opinions about important things that impact not only your own life, but also the lives of millions of people in this country and billions across the world! It might affect your money, which is the only thing I can understand anyone giving a shit about!”

Dude is threatening someone's livelihood because they might hold an opinion he doesn't like. What a weak-assed bitch boy.

The Rev. Steven Roland #wingnut #fundie

…fellow liberal Donald Trump

…On a world where American explorer Christopher Columbus discovered Europe, actor Abraham Lincoln assassinated President JW Boothe, and astronaut Clark Kent became the superpowered Ultraman, the greatest criminal threat known to man, opposed only by the heroic Lex Luthor.

Kevin Sorbo #conspiracy #wingnut

"If Donald Trump do bad thing, why him not charged with fomenting insurrection in 1972? Why only after him President?”
- Kevin Sorbo, Unfrozen Caveman Actor and "Very Smart Person”

Charlie Kirk #conspiracy #pratt #racist #wingnut

Holy fucking cowballs, he just doubled the fuck down, didn't he? His pet cops coerced a confession out of five innocent kids, the real perp was found, confessed and convicted, DNA confirmed the kids didn't do it, the cops fucking admitted that the confesions were bad, and this thumb-exiled-from-the-rest-of-the-hand-for-chronic-douchebaggery just can't reconcile reality with the fantasy that maybe his worldview was fucking wrong!

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #wingnut

“Come, children, and I shall tell you the tales of Mighty Obama, Slayer of Kings, Feller of Giants, Conqueror of the very Heavens themselves; He Who Rules From Beyond the Veil, He Who Commands All Things. Quick is His Steed, Unstoppable are His Armies, and His Castle is the inside of my head, where he is charged no rent.”