“Hey Benny, I, as your editor, have been going over your script, and I have some questions, if that’s alright.”
“Sure, Steve, shoot.”
“It’s Roy, actually, I’ve been your editor for twelve years, but anyway; I keep seeing this one phrase dotting the script, I was hoping you could explain it to me; ‘racial communism.’ What is that, Benny?”
“It’s when black people want to be equal to white people.”
“Riiiiight…and…how is that communism?”
“Well, see, communists, who I hate with all my heart and soul, think that everyone should be equal, right?”
“A barebones definition of the term, but, okay, good place to start. And you think the races being equal is somehow the same thing as the classes being equal?”
“Oh, I don’t give it that much thought. I just hate black people, and I hate communists, and there’s only room enough in my wee widdle brain to hate one thing, so I just smooshed them together so I could hate them both at once. Saves time and energy!”
“How postively conservationalist of you.”