A couple questions, Davey, though I doubt you’ve the brain power to even comprehend the implications being asked of you:
1) If Hell is a place where souls go to be tormented, how can there be sulphur? Sulphur is a material substance. It has mass, weight, density. It is acted upon by the forces of a physical universe, it doesn’t have a soul. So how does this material substance also exist in a realm of souls? Is Hell a physical place? Do souls have nerves with which to feel pain? Or ears to hear screams? Do they have limbic systems that would require the rest those screams would deny them?
2) Why would Satan, the original rebel, care to torture people for doing the same thing he did? He turned against God too. heck, he did it first - wouldn’t he greet all those ‘damned’ souls at his gate like friends? They all have so much in common, after all. Or is he torturing them because God told him to? Because he’s so famous for obeying God, right?
3) Your brainrot’s criteria for ‘just’ and ‘wicked’ are hilariously inverted. Your God rewards people for being selfish bigoted hypocrites and punishes people who do good, but don’t do it while wearing your team’s jersey.
4) If given the option between yukking it up in a pristine paradise forever, but you’re also there, or roasting like the proverbial ham that I am, I would gladly stick the apple in my mouth and jump onto the barbecue my own damned self.