BaptistBen #fundie #homophobia #wingnut #senpai_noticed_us baptistben.wordpress.com

A site called FSTDT (Fundies say the Darnedest Things) was recently brought to my attention. A bunch of homosexual pot-smoking liberals have decided to persecute Christians again. It’s only a matter of time before they persecute me.

I hate these liberals because they are calling us Christians “Fundies”, because we stand up for Christ the truth. If you are not with us, you suffer in hell forever. I am torn because part of me is genuinely concerned for these misguided souls, and part of me is thinking that they’ll get what they deserve.

We’re not going to let up. Watering down the truth with homosexual anti-Christian Liberal lies doesn’t make it false. If children learn the false religion of Evilutionism in their schools instead of the truth of Creation, they will burn. These Liberal Satanists are hoping this will happen.

samirah68 #fundie answers.yahoo.com

who doesent believe you will be punished in the grave for you sins that you did not repent upon? TRY THIS
1.put a cat or a dog in a graveyard
2.what do they do
they will immediatly try to run out or start barking mad or other things.
The reason why . Only animals hear the punishments.
They can hear all the people screaming because of punishment.
the prophet muhammad says, "if god were to let you hear the screaming you would faint"......ill try and get the proper ayah.
IF YOU DONT BELIEVE ME ,TRY IT

Avid Reader #fundie amazon.com

I won't go into all the well-known weaknesses of Darwin's theory. This book is a rather desperate attempt to "re-introduce" the theory to a public that is mostly skeptical of its claims. The book abounds with logical fallacies. One is that a change in the proportion of certain individuals within a population (e.g. bacteria resistant to antibiotics) is somehow PROOF of that population evolving into another species. Yet the actual PROOF is conspicuously missing. The bacteria remain bacteria.

LordoftheMorning #fundie smashboards.com

One thing I'd like to point out. The God of the Old Testament did what he did because in those days, it was better to die than continue to sin. Jesus' death changed that, both for the future and retroactively I believe. But yeah.... it's not that he was a murderer. I have faith in an Omnipotent being, and it makes perfect sense that an Omnipotent being would know when and where to distribute death.

truth-teller #conspiracy rationalblogs.org

agreed, this website is a propaganda machine that uses RIDICULE as its primary weapon against anyone who questions the ‘official’ story of a controversial issue. I wonder who is putting the money behind this website.

Hey rationalwiki, here’s an idea….how about you learn some basic truths about fluoride in our water, GMOs, vaccines and 9-11 instead of claiming its all been debunked based on little to nothing. Hold yourself to your own standards, be skeptical of your ideologies and evolve your thinking, from there the truth will present itself.

I’m thankful for all the intuitive people who are waking up and seeing through manipulative, deceptive, and low caliber information resources like this.

ceeking_truth #fundie christianlinks.com

I will be filled with rejoicing when God makes His power known by pouring out His wrath upon the disobedient who are unfaithful and unrepentant. God is so awesome to have mercy on us when wrath is what we deserve. I am rejoicing just at the thought of it.

Sherwood #fundie news4jax.com

[From the comments on the story of the woman whose church is threatening to go public with her sins.]

As a Sothern Baptist pastor, I want to say that a common misconception is... I think represented from the comment above... is that if you are unrepentant and about to be disciplined by your church that you can just leave tell the leadership that you are withdrawing your membership. There is nothing in the Scripture that supports such a notion. In fact, while I would acknowledge that a person can leave any church for any reason; this does not nullify the churches responsibility to go forward with their actions. One of the purposes of church discipline is to SHAME the person who is in sin.

buzzardhut #fundie rr-bb.com

"Free thinkers" are actually bondage thinkers because they are still trapped in their sin, they are blind and refuse to admit they are locked in their own cages but Jesus holds the key to eternal life for them; all they have to do is open their eyes and freely receive Jesus' salvation; only then can they become free in their thinking.

washed in blood #fundie christianwebsite.com

[On Harry Potter]

Don't think that for one minute that the devil won't try and sugar coat things. I've read all of the series, mainly because it was befor eI was saved. I didn't think anything was wrong with them, until Jesus opened up my eyes.

The devil is a liar.

NIckJ123 #conspiracy s15.invisionfree.com

Random thought. Before 9/11, what if the zionists told our government that they were being attacked and threatened daily by the palestians, arabs, etc. in Israel and their only chance for survival was to get the U.S involved and help them with their war or ELSE. What if the zionists and the zionist in the US administration threatened to use Israel nucleur weopons on the US if the government didnt cooperate?

After all, zionists control almost the majority of our adminintrations, corporations, Media etc.

So our government has to make a deal that will save the most lives. They cant get us to fight in the middle-east simply because Israel needs us to. I mean 'fight the arabs to save the jews' just doesnt fly. So they have to stage an arab attack on the USA that will want us to go fight in the middle-east. The zionists not only get the protection, but their also getting more Israel territory.

What does the USA get out of this? More lives saved and oil.

John F. Kennedy did NOT want Israel to have nucleur weopons. After making that clear, he was assassinated very shortly after. Maybe the zionists are the ones who killed JFK?

Money is the root of all evil. And the zionists have a ton of it.

Tim May #racist #conspiracy #fundie #psycho forums.terra.com

(not quite sure if this belongs in FSTDT, RSTDT or CTSTDT)

"Daddy, why did the Jews take away the Christmas tree?"

"Well, punkin, it's what Jews always try to do."

"But don't they believe in Christmas?"

"No, honey, and they don't want most of us, Americans, to believe in
it, either."

"You mean like the way they killed Jesus?"

"Yes, punkin, the way they killed Jesus."

"But why do people let them do this?"

"Not everybody does. People in Germany tried to stop them a long time
ago, but America stopped the Germans."

"I think the Jews should be burned."

Knight #fundie christianforums.com

There are no such things as ghosts.
I'll not discount the possibility of demonic harrasment but if you're a Christian then you've nothing to fear from that. I'll also not discount the possibility of angels. Though that would leave you in more awe than fear.

By "ghosts" I assume you mean human spirits that wander the earth. They do not exist.

Americanrock61 #fundie christianwebsite.com

But in response, I have a little bit of knowledge of what evolution is (the big bang is associated with that theory) and it sounds corny to me. I don't know, it just sounds like some scientists can't look Jesus in the face and say 'I don't believe in you, so I'll come up with some other way to explain things'

Pragmatic #fundie assatashakur.org

Gay people...when I send my children to public school, I don't expect them to learn about being "black", period. I send them to public school to learn there place under "White supremacy", and to be grateful to "White people" for allowing them the priveledge to learn, read a book, and think.

The agenda behind homosexual instruction, in a "White Supremist" operated public school is to effiminate the males, and defeminate the women to halt "birth production".

And unless you have another educational agenda superior to the White Power establishment, (which I would like to hear, or see in writing), please tell me:

"How come straight teachers are teaching kids "how to be homosexual"?

Peace be upon you

several #fundie rr-bb.com

I recently had a conversation with my 3 girls, 12, 12, and 14 about the rapture. They indicated they are saved but of course, I cant be absolutely certain. Anyways, I told them that if by chance they are here when all the christians disappear, to understand what has happened, etc. Then it dawned on me: They will see people still here who have or are professing Christians and that it will confuse them and make them doubt the rapture. I was stumped at this point. Then one of them said: mom, if you disappear and we are still here, THEN we'll know the rapture has happened! Wild thought huh?
I wanted them to know, on the outside chance they are still here, what has happened and what to do. But it is clear, and some of you may want to let others know, that it will be confusing when many pews are still filled with "christians" after the rapture happens. It may be these "christians" that will help society think we have been abducted by aliens or something since they are still here.... what a thought eh?
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you could always get them a copy of the Left Behind Kids books or CDs. That helped us to have some conversations with our younger ones (10 and 12 at the time).
On the other hand, you don't want them to get too excited about being left behind. (And the books are just fiction. We don't want anyone thinking that it's all going to be that way.

axe1 #fundie answers.yahoo.com

Atheists are pretty stupid?

Atheists think they're superior to non-atheists (mostly) because they think they have a superior ability to use logic. Well thing is that you only see things for what they are, a primitive way of realizing conciseness.

Science is like religion in a way too, thinking up theories that make no sense at first and setting out to prove them.

MinorHeaven #fundie gaiaonline.com

One CAN'T believe in evolution and the Bible. If you are true blue to the Bible, not a faker, then you KNOW that the world was literally created in seven days. That makes the world about 6000 years old. Evolution could not have happened in six days. And may I ask you this: Could the human body, with all its intricate parts and organs truly have been the result of evolution...I was just thinking about how we can pick up two different waves (sound and light)...at the same time! It sounds so trivial, but that's amazing! Only God could have made humans, not Chance (the name of the god of evolutionists).

I mean six days...on the seventh day God rested...

Frank Turek #fundie rightwingwatch.org

If these bureaucrats are going to say that we can’t mention Creation anywhere in school, I ask them this question: Are you telling me that the Declaration of Independence is unconstitutional? Because the Declaration of Independence talks about our Creator, it says we are endowed by our Creator with certain unalienable rights, it says that we were created. Please don’t tell me the Declaration of Independence is unconstitutional. I think I know what Thomas Jefferson would do, the man who said that taxation without representation is tyranny, if he were to come back to America today and find that his tax dollars were going to pay public school teachers to teach his school children that his Declaration of Independence was unconstitutional, I think he’d start the Second American Revolution.

LazyAzN #fundie forums.christianity.com

What is the point of trusting in evolution if you cant apply it into your own life? Wow you say you proved humans evolved from apes. so wat. who cares, are you going to evolve into another animal or something? if not then who cares if we cant apply it into our own lives.

Kelly #fundie answers.yahoo.com

[Question: Atheists, have you ever asked people NOT to pray for you?]

Answer:

I love it. It made me wonder who they call upon when s**t hits the fan.

"oh photons, oh neurons" it is really funny. If their child was in the hospital dying what would they do. Say don't pray for my child.
1 minute ago

Mac #fundie forum.myspace.com

Here's a good way to resist the temptation to masturbate.

The next time you feel like you want to masturbate, get a fat, black, sharpie magic marker and write the word "Jesus" on your palm. That should do it.

Heartbrokenbrad #fundie flyleaffans.com

ok whats really funny about this part of the subject is this.no matter what you do you can't get away from what God intended.it doesn't matter if it's 2 women or 2 men there is always one who plays the part of the women and one who plays the part of the man.I work at a subway and 2 women lovers came in and it was really weird cause the one who was playing the girl was really ugly and very manly looking but the one playing the man looked like she could be really hot if she would let her hair grow out and act like a girl.I mean if the gender roles are going to be there why not just go with the real thing?

beetlequeendiva #fundie christianforums.com

How is it plausible that languages are evolved??????? it's not possible - evolution does not exist, the Bible says so. Can you prove what you are saying??? I don't think so because you're saying 'i'm right and you're wrong'. Science does not prove me wrong infact the majority of scientists don't believe in evolution.

TEITZY #fundie bibleforums.org

The problem is never a lack of proof about God's existence, the problem is that men love their sin and can't enjoy it if they acknowledge God since he exposes them and their sin and demands judgment for such lawlessness. So they deliberately "suppress" or "hold down" the truth of God's existence to justify their sinful behaviour and ease their conscience.

Soldier For Salvation #fundie answers.yahoo.com

Non-Christians, is this why you don't like being in the presence of Christians?

I think it's because of the holiness that is within us, which comes from God. In other words, I think it's kind of like being in the dark for a very long time, and then entering a brightly lit room. Right now, you are wandering around in the dark, and when you see the bright light that is our holiness and righteousness, it hurts your eyes, and irritates you, and makes you want to turn away.

Norf ! #fundie yearegods.wordpress.com

What is Faith? to me being married and trusting that my wife will always be faithful to me is a good definition of Faith.although I’m on my third marriage now,i feel that I have more Faith than ever.Having Faith in believing in God and the bible have become more important to me as I grow older and wiser.Dinosaurs? Cavemen? maybe partially the devils work.How else can We possibly explain our existence without God?sure the evidence is there in black and white but that evidence doesn’t explain our Spirit and what happens when we die.I can feel god but I cant feel a fossil or a dinosaur bone.

Stan #fundie demonbuster.com

SPEEDING AND TRAFFIC VIOLATION DEMONS
A young Christian man had been having a problem with speeding and with minor traffic violations. For example, he would periodically make a wrong turn because he did not notice a traffic sign. He had been cited for some of these violations. We broke curses over him in these areas and cast out spirits of speeding, careless driver and traffic violations.

Additional spirits that are active in this category of daily living are: blocked concentration (of driver), roving mind, heavy foot, fear of making mistakes in driving, fear of getting caught by police, and others.

Jorge #fundie iidb.org

Answer me this, if the Bible contradictions represent such a clear proof of its unworthiness, then why is it that scholars on both sides of the fence continue spending entires lives investigating the matter? You don't see anyone spending their life investigating the phlogiston theory or the blood humors theory any more, do you?

Jacob #fundie answers.yahoo.com

[What goes through a lost person's mind when he hits the flames of hell?]

Is it wrong to find great amusement in pondering this? As all the atheists, scientists, and philosophers burn in hell for dissing God just like in Dante's Inferno, I kinda laugh. But to answer you question: OH MY GOD literally lol, as the devil a s s rapes them for all eternity.

Statler Waldorf #fundie atheistforums.org

[arguing that creationism is real science]

P1. Any methodology that explains the natural universe is science.
P2. Creationism is a methodology that explains the natural Universe.
C. Therefore, creationism is science.

Valid and sound!

Paul Popinjay #fundie groups.google.com

What do you atheist fucks do when someone you love is really sick or
injured? When your children come down with something that is so serious
that you fear for their coming out of it ok, do you just sit there and
worry? Do you go through your whole lives with no faith, never feeling so
alone and down that you never feel a want for help? Are you so cocky that
you think just because things have been ok so far that you'll never need
some extra help?

It's sad, but I'm too busy to feel sorry for you empty souless fucks. Maybe
I should, but I don't. It's your fucking problem.

And I still don't believe any of you who say that when death is eminent like
if you are falling from a tall building that you wouldn't call out to God to
help you. I know some of you say you wouldn't, but I think you would.

-Paul Popinjay

n/a #fundie homeworship101.com

New moons, like rainbows, are a sign from our CREATOR, which enables us to observe HIS special 'appointed times.' When you see it, simply acknowledge it by looking up to heavens and quietly saying, "Thank you YAHWEH, for showing me the signs" - the Angels will be watching.

Sometime in the future, the new moon sighting will be a global monthly announcement from Jerusalem, but until then you are on you own, Isa.66:23.

It is important to note that watching these signs is not considered astrology because we do not use it to derive any personal destinies. It is used to determine the universal "appointed times" (Gen.1:14; Ps.104:19).

Wyatt_Junker #fundie #senpai_noticed_us freeconservatives.com

[More Insane Ranting about FSTDT]

I guess after awhile - the mental indoctrination of atheism and all the circular blowjobs that come with it in a forum like FISTED that help reinforce their charade - you begin to lose track of language itself to accomodate newer, less refined definitions. Inaccurate, is kinder. Wrong definitions of words entirely is in fact what it is.

My point is that they just take their ideas for granted and don't examine them any longer. Redhunter actually thinks that religion should be proved. That God should serve man. That God should be put on trial. That God should be man's caddy.

Is it stupidity or the incremental layers of assumptions that cause this kind of ignorance? They just assume that proof is a part of religion and don't question it, and why would they? They OWN proof, right? Its theirs. Therefore, it must bleed into everything. Proof.

And yet faith is antithetical to proof and vice versa. Best not to let that get in the way of their agenda. Better to use words that have lost all meaning in order to retain their screeching-like-a-high-pitched-whine world view.

White Power #racist ventibate.com

I fucking hate Nigger lovers and Wiggers!!!

If you are white, you need to act White! Nothing pisses me off more than seeing some dumb ass white guy running around with a group of stupid NIGGERS, blasting their rap, sagging their pants down to their knees, eating Watermellon, using improper English skills, etc.

What is worse is those god damn White people who date Niggers and Spicks and other pieces of shit who are not White!!
It is terrible when they have to mix races! Niggers must leave this damn country NOW! And go back to Africa! I hate you idiots- All of you niggas and nig lovers! Ass holes! Just DIE!!

I read in a Christian magazine today that it is against the religion to date outside of your race!! You hear that you stupid, idiotic jigaboo loving pieces of shit!! God does not want you to date some one of another race!! Though shall not date niggers!!!!! You will burn in hell now because you know better than that! I am going to laugh at you when you die and burn in hell, then I am going to spit on your grave! You are a worthless piece of White trash if you love niggers and/or try to act like them! I hate you-- nigger lovers and cross breeders that is. Fuck you monkey lovers! I hope god gives you what you deserve: An eternity in the fires of hell, burning forever!!

White Power, White Pride, WP, (Willie Pee, White Phosphorous) HP, Honkey Power,

KKK
Heil Hitler!!

Doxiemom #fundie rr-bb.com

Ghosts are suppossed to be souls that don't know they are dead. So they are stuck to this earthly existense. Lost between the living and the dead realms.

But stop and think: what makes us think that God loses souls? that He can't grab them and put them where they belong?

Has some people "seen" ghosts? What they "see" is really a demonic spirit trying to foul that person into thinking that somehow God isn't in control. Another purpose is to make you want to try to communicate with a dead loved one. And that is absolutley forbidden.

Rev. Michael Bray #fundie armyofgod.com

We are anti-abortion without apology and we rejoice is the death of this wicked man [George Tiller] without apology and without shame. We do not blush in our praise of Mr. [Scott] Roeder. We rejoice in the deliverance of countless innocent children. The blood shedding has been stopped. Praise be to God!

barb #fundie rr-bb.com

Another take on the subject .... ...when Jesus was resurrected, the graves opened and gave forth their dead....wouldn't this have included Adam and anyone who died before His resurrection????

Theist #fundie brojed.org

center"><a name="redundant_extra_post"></a>*** The Year's Most Redundant Post of the Year ***  "Atheism fails miserably. First of all, in order to be an atheist, you have to believe that there is no Creator. Secondly, in order to be an atheist, you have to believe that we somehow arrived without a Creator. Thirdly, in order to be an atheist, you have to believe that we arrived here other than on purpose. Fourthly, you have to believe that intelligent life came from a non-intelligent source.