BIFlight #fundie forums.white-wolf.com

[This is from a thread discussing Religion in general, but somewhere along the line, this fundie started arguing that Christianity is more valid that Wicca. Here's just one example of his arguments]

One more thing, just to beat the Inquisition topic to death before I leave it alone (as I keep coming back to it and we're all tired of it):

I was pondering this discussion today, and a quote by someone very wise came to me:

"History is just the pack of lies we all agree upon."

That's a very good summation in many ways. My addendum would be "the burning times is the pack of lies only the wiccans agree on."

HeIsEnough #fundie rr-bb.com

Not much is forgotten on the internets. Watch your witness. Yahoo, google and many others have bots which catalog threads and posts here. Its quite normal (well, normal is a relative term)

Its funny though....of all the posts I have made over the years, google has very little on me, and what they do have looks selectively picked to make me look crazy/weird/whatever. Last I checked anyway..

Rick Warren #fundie lafiga.firedoglake.com

I believed that evolution and the account of the Bible about creation could exist along side of each other very well. I just didn't see what the big argument was all about. I had some friends who had been studying the Bible much longer than I had who saw it differently...Eventually, I came to the conclusion, through my study of the Bible and science, that the two positions of evolution and creation just could not fit together. There are some real problems with the idea that God created through evolution... My prayer is that you will have this same experience!

The Bible's picture is that dinosaurs and man lived together on the earth, an earth that was filled with vegetation and beauty...man and dinosaurs lived at the same time...From the very beginning of creation, God gave man dominion over all that was made, even over the dinosaurs.

Jeff Feist #fundie frontier.cincinnati.com

Answers in Genesis is not attempting to debunk science. It is, in fact, explaining God’s creation scientifically. If you will take the time to explore what they are doing, I think you will be impressed, not only with this fact, but also with the scientific credentials of those who support Creationism as opposed to evolution. Expand your thinking to include the scientific possibility (I personally believe it to be fact) that God’s word is true and that He did, in fact, create the world in six literal 24-hour days. God’s Word clearly says He spoke creation into existence. Science does not prove it did not happen that way; it simply theorizes that it did not. Take your family and get all the facts. Then you will be in a position to make an intelligent decision as to whether or not this is a ministry worth taking seriously and, perhaps, getting behind with your support.

†JESUS IS MY OXYGEN† #fundie forum.myspace.com

The bible is God's word to us if u cant belibe his word then that means u dont belive God if u dont belive GOd then u cant belive his son. And if cant belive his son then u cant belive that he died for ur sins. And if u cant belive that then u cant be saved. and if u cant be saved then u cant go to heaven. and if u cant go to heaven u have to go to hell. So that what happens if u dont belive the Bible

Terry Hurlbut #fundie conservapedia.com

[re: the fish-tetrapod transitional fossil tiktaalik being found in the very geological stratum predicted by evolution]

And tiktaalik might have been found in that deep stratum for either of at least two reasons:

1. It was less able to seek higher ground than other, "smarter" animals, and thus was buried deep in the Flood.

2. It is actually an antediluvian laboratory chimera and hence an out-of-place artifact of a society already known to have been inordinately cruel.

BimboZombie #fundie comments.deviantart.com

[in a thread where she is picking on evolutionists for being blind idiot followers]

We Creationists have all the evidence we need.
If we got more that would be nice but for now we are already satisfied. Who needs to back up evidance no-one looks at?

BaptistBen #fundie #homophobia #wingnut #senpai_noticed_us baptistben.wordpress.com

A site called FSTDT (Fundies say the Darnedest Things) was recently brought to my attention. A bunch of homosexual pot-smoking liberals have decided to persecute Christians again. It’s only a matter of time before they persecute me.

I hate these liberals because they are calling us Christians “Fundies”, because we stand up for Christ the truth. If you are not with us, you suffer in hell forever. I am torn because part of me is genuinely concerned for these misguided souls, and part of me is thinking that they’ll get what they deserve.

We’re not going to let up. Watering down the truth with homosexual anti-Christian Liberal lies doesn’t make it false. If children learn the false religion of Evilutionism in their schools instead of the truth of Creation, they will burn. These Liberal Satanists are hoping this will happen.

samirah68 #fundie answers.yahoo.com

who doesent believe you will be punished in the grave for you sins that you did not repent upon? TRY THIS
1.put a cat or a dog in a graveyard
2.what do they do
they will immediatly try to run out or start barking mad or other things.
The reason why . Only animals hear the punishments.
They can hear all the people screaming because of punishment.
the prophet muhammad says, "if god were to let you hear the screaming you would faint"......ill try and get the proper ayah.
IF YOU DONT BELIEVE ME ,TRY IT

Avid Reader #fundie amazon.com

I won't go into all the well-known weaknesses of Darwin's theory. This book is a rather desperate attempt to "re-introduce" the theory to a public that is mostly skeptical of its claims. The book abounds with logical fallacies. One is that a change in the proportion of certain individuals within a population (e.g. bacteria resistant to antibiotics) is somehow PROOF of that population evolving into another species. Yet the actual PROOF is conspicuously missing. The bacteria remain bacteria.

LordoftheMorning #fundie smashboards.com

One thing I'd like to point out. The God of the Old Testament did what he did because in those days, it was better to die than continue to sin. Jesus' death changed that, both for the future and retroactively I believe. But yeah.... it's not that he was a murderer. I have faith in an Omnipotent being, and it makes perfect sense that an Omnipotent being would know when and where to distribute death.

truth-teller #conspiracy rationalblogs.org

agreed, this website is a propaganda machine that uses RIDICULE as its primary weapon against anyone who questions the ‘official’ story of a controversial issue. I wonder who is putting the money behind this website.

Hey rationalwiki, here’s an idea….how about you learn some basic truths about fluoride in our water, GMOs, vaccines and 9-11 instead of claiming its all been debunked based on little to nothing. Hold yourself to your own standards, be skeptical of your ideologies and evolve your thinking, from there the truth will present itself.

I’m thankful for all the intuitive people who are waking up and seeing through manipulative, deceptive, and low caliber information resources like this.

ceeking_truth #fundie christianlinks.com

I will be filled with rejoicing when God makes His power known by pouring out His wrath upon the disobedient who are unfaithful and unrepentant. God is so awesome to have mercy on us when wrath is what we deserve. I am rejoicing just at the thought of it.

Sherwood #fundie news4jax.com

[From the comments on the story of the woman whose church is threatening to go public with her sins.]

As a Sothern Baptist pastor, I want to say that a common misconception is... I think represented from the comment above... is that if you are unrepentant and about to be disciplined by your church that you can just leave tell the leadership that you are withdrawing your membership. There is nothing in the Scripture that supports such a notion. In fact, while I would acknowledge that a person can leave any church for any reason; this does not nullify the churches responsibility to go forward with their actions. One of the purposes of church discipline is to SHAME the person who is in sin.

buzzardhut #fundie rr-bb.com

"Free thinkers" are actually bondage thinkers because they are still trapped in their sin, they are blind and refuse to admit they are locked in their own cages but Jesus holds the key to eternal life for them; all they have to do is open their eyes and freely receive Jesus' salvation; only then can they become free in their thinking.

washed in blood #fundie christianwebsite.com

[On Harry Potter]

Don't think that for one minute that the devil won't try and sugar coat things. I've read all of the series, mainly because it was befor eI was saved. I didn't think anything was wrong with them, until Jesus opened up my eyes.

The devil is a liar.

NIckJ123 #conspiracy s15.invisionfree.com

Random thought. Before 9/11, what if the zionists told our government that they were being attacked and threatened daily by the palestians, arabs, etc. in Israel and their only chance for survival was to get the U.S involved and help them with their war or ELSE. What if the zionists and the zionist in the US administration threatened to use Israel nucleur weopons on the US if the government didnt cooperate?

After all, zionists control almost the majority of our adminintrations, corporations, Media etc.

So our government has to make a deal that will save the most lives. They cant get us to fight in the middle-east simply because Israel needs us to. I mean 'fight the arabs to save the jews' just doesnt fly. So they have to stage an arab attack on the USA that will want us to go fight in the middle-east. The zionists not only get the protection, but their also getting more Israel territory.

What does the USA get out of this? More lives saved and oil.

John F. Kennedy did NOT want Israel to have nucleur weopons. After making that clear, he was assassinated very shortly after. Maybe the zionists are the ones who killed JFK?

Money is the root of all evil. And the zionists have a ton of it.

Tim May #racist #conspiracy #fundie #psycho forums.terra.com

(not quite sure if this belongs in FSTDT, RSTDT or CTSTDT)

"Daddy, why did the Jews take away the Christmas tree?"

"Well, punkin, it's what Jews always try to do."

"But don't they believe in Christmas?"

"No, honey, and they don't want most of us, Americans, to believe in
it, either."

"You mean like the way they killed Jesus?"

"Yes, punkin, the way they killed Jesus."

"But why do people let them do this?"

"Not everybody does. People in Germany tried to stop them a long time
ago, but America stopped the Germans."

"I think the Jews should be burned."

Knight #fundie christianforums.com

There are no such things as ghosts.
I'll not discount the possibility of demonic harrasment but if you're a Christian then you've nothing to fear from that. I'll also not discount the possibility of angels. Though that would leave you in more awe than fear.

By "ghosts" I assume you mean human spirits that wander the earth. They do not exist.

Americanrock61 #fundie christianwebsite.com

But in response, I have a little bit of knowledge of what evolution is (the big bang is associated with that theory) and it sounds corny to me. I don't know, it just sounds like some scientists can't look Jesus in the face and say 'I don't believe in you, so I'll come up with some other way to explain things'

Pragmatic #fundie assatashakur.org

Gay people...when I send my children to public school, I don't expect them to learn about being "black", period. I send them to public school to learn there place under "White supremacy", and to be grateful to "White people" for allowing them the priveledge to learn, read a book, and think.

The agenda behind homosexual instruction, in a "White Supremist" operated public school is to effiminate the males, and defeminate the women to halt "birth production".

And unless you have another educational agenda superior to the White Power establishment, (which I would like to hear, or see in writing), please tell me:

"How come straight teachers are teaching kids "how to be homosexual"?

Peace be upon you

several #fundie rr-bb.com

I recently had a conversation with my 3 girls, 12, 12, and 14 about the rapture. They indicated they are saved but of course, I cant be absolutely certain. Anyways, I told them that if by chance they are here when all the christians disappear, to understand what has happened, etc. Then it dawned on me: They will see people still here who have or are professing Christians and that it will confuse them and make them doubt the rapture. I was stumped at this point. Then one of them said: mom, if you disappear and we are still here, THEN we'll know the rapture has happened! Wild thought huh?
I wanted them to know, on the outside chance they are still here, what has happened and what to do. But it is clear, and some of you may want to let others know, that it will be confusing when many pews are still filled with "christians" after the rapture happens. It may be these "christians" that will help society think we have been abducted by aliens or something since they are still here.... what a thought eh?
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you could always get them a copy of the Left Behind Kids books or CDs. That helped us to have some conversations with our younger ones (10 and 12 at the time).
On the other hand, you don't want them to get too excited about being left behind. (And the books are just fiction. We don't want anyone thinking that it's all going to be that way.

axe1 #fundie answers.yahoo.com

Atheists are pretty stupid?

Atheists think they're superior to non-atheists (mostly) because they think they have a superior ability to use logic. Well thing is that you only see things for what they are, a primitive way of realizing conciseness.

Science is like religion in a way too, thinking up theories that make no sense at first and setting out to prove them.

MinorHeaven #fundie gaiaonline.com

One CAN'T believe in evolution and the Bible. If you are true blue to the Bible, not a faker, then you KNOW that the world was literally created in seven days. That makes the world about 6000 years old. Evolution could not have happened in six days. And may I ask you this: Could the human body, with all its intricate parts and organs truly have been the result of evolution...I was just thinking about how we can pick up two different waves (sound and light)...at the same time! It sounds so trivial, but that's amazing! Only God could have made humans, not Chance (the name of the god of evolutionists).

I mean six days...on the seventh day God rested...

Frank Turek #fundie rightwingwatch.org

If these bureaucrats are going to say that we can’t mention Creation anywhere in school, I ask them this question: Are you telling me that the Declaration of Independence is unconstitutional? Because the Declaration of Independence talks about our Creator, it says we are endowed by our Creator with certain unalienable rights, it says that we were created. Please don’t tell me the Declaration of Independence is unconstitutional. I think I know what Thomas Jefferson would do, the man who said that taxation without representation is tyranny, if he were to come back to America today and find that his tax dollars were going to pay public school teachers to teach his school children that his Declaration of Independence was unconstitutional, I think he’d start the Second American Revolution.

LazyAzN #fundie forums.christianity.com

What is the point of trusting in evolution if you cant apply it into your own life? Wow you say you proved humans evolved from apes. so wat. who cares, are you going to evolve into another animal or something? if not then who cares if we cant apply it into our own lives.

Kelly #fundie answers.yahoo.com

[Question: Atheists, have you ever asked people NOT to pray for you?]

Answer:

I love it. It made me wonder who they call upon when s**t hits the fan.

"oh photons, oh neurons" it is really funny. If their child was in the hospital dying what would they do. Say don't pray for my child.
1 minute ago

Mac #fundie forum.myspace.com

Here's a good way to resist the temptation to masturbate.

The next time you feel like you want to masturbate, get a fat, black, sharpie magic marker and write the word "Jesus" on your palm. That should do it.

Heartbrokenbrad #fundie flyleaffans.com

ok whats really funny about this part of the subject is this.no matter what you do you can't get away from what God intended.it doesn't matter if it's 2 women or 2 men there is always one who plays the part of the women and one who plays the part of the man.I work at a subway and 2 women lovers came in and it was really weird cause the one who was playing the girl was really ugly and very manly looking but the one playing the man looked like she could be really hot if she would let her hair grow out and act like a girl.I mean if the gender roles are going to be there why not just go with the real thing?

beetlequeendiva #fundie christianforums.com

How is it plausible that languages are evolved??????? it's not possible - evolution does not exist, the Bible says so. Can you prove what you are saying??? I don't think so because you're saying 'i'm right and you're wrong'. Science does not prove me wrong infact the majority of scientists don't believe in evolution.

TEITZY #fundie bibleforums.org

The problem is never a lack of proof about God's existence, the problem is that men love their sin and can't enjoy it if they acknowledge God since he exposes them and their sin and demands judgment for such lawlessness. So they deliberately "suppress" or "hold down" the truth of God's existence to justify their sinful behaviour and ease their conscience.

Soldier For Salvation #fundie answers.yahoo.com

Non-Christians, is this why you don't like being in the presence of Christians?

I think it's because of the holiness that is within us, which comes from God. In other words, I think it's kind of like being in the dark for a very long time, and then entering a brightly lit room. Right now, you are wandering around in the dark, and when you see the bright light that is our holiness and righteousness, it hurts your eyes, and irritates you, and makes you want to turn away.

Norf ! #fundie yearegods.wordpress.com

What is Faith? to me being married and trusting that my wife will always be faithful to me is a good definition of Faith.although I’m on my third marriage now,i feel that I have more Faith than ever.Having Faith in believing in God and the bible have become more important to me as I grow older and wiser.Dinosaurs? Cavemen? maybe partially the devils work.How else can We possibly explain our existence without God?sure the evidence is there in black and white but that evidence doesn’t explain our Spirit and what happens when we die.I can feel god but I cant feel a fossil or a dinosaur bone.

Stan #fundie demonbuster.com

SPEEDING AND TRAFFIC VIOLATION DEMONS
A young Christian man had been having a problem with speeding and with minor traffic violations. For example, he would periodically make a wrong turn because he did not notice a traffic sign. He had been cited for some of these violations. We broke curses over him in these areas and cast out spirits of speeding, careless driver and traffic violations.

Additional spirits that are active in this category of daily living are: blocked concentration (of driver), roving mind, heavy foot, fear of making mistakes in driving, fear of getting caught by police, and others.

Jorge #fundie iidb.org

Answer me this, if the Bible contradictions represent such a clear proof of its unworthiness, then why is it that scholars on both sides of the fence continue spending entires lives investigating the matter? You don't see anyone spending their life investigating the phlogiston theory or the blood humors theory any more, do you?

Jacob #fundie answers.yahoo.com

[What goes through a lost person's mind when he hits the flames of hell?]

Is it wrong to find great amusement in pondering this? As all the atheists, scientists, and philosophers burn in hell for dissing God just like in Dante's Inferno, I kinda laugh. But to answer you question: OH MY GOD literally lol, as the devil a s s rapes them for all eternity.

Statler Waldorf #fundie atheistforums.org

[arguing that creationism is real science]

P1. Any methodology that explains the natural universe is science.
P2. Creationism is a methodology that explains the natural Universe.
C. Therefore, creationism is science.

Valid and sound!

Paul Popinjay #fundie groups.google.com

What do you atheist fucks do when someone you love is really sick or
injured? When your children come down with something that is so serious
that you fear for their coming out of it ok, do you just sit there and
worry? Do you go through your whole lives with no faith, never feeling so
alone and down that you never feel a want for help? Are you so cocky that
you think just because things have been ok so far that you'll never need
some extra help?

It's sad, but I'm too busy to feel sorry for you empty souless fucks. Maybe
I should, but I don't. It's your fucking problem.

And I still don't believe any of you who say that when death is eminent like
if you are falling from a tall building that you wouldn't call out to God to
help you. I know some of you say you wouldn't, but I think you would.

-Paul Popinjay