“America Must Outlaw:
1. Islam and Mosque Building”
To be constitutional, we would have to outlaw ALL religions and all religious buildings. I’m okay with that if we’re consistent.
“2. Gay “Marriage””
OUtlawing it is only unconstitutional, no biggie.
“3. Abortion”
Gotta love opinionated men nationalizing women’s uteruses.
“4. Transgenderism”
It’s only older than any language you’ve ever heard used…
“5. Women Voting”
TOo bad that you’ll need women’s votes to overturn this.
“6. Foreign Born Politicians”
And no one will use this to throw anyone else out of office, claiming their birth certificate if faked…
“7. Hindu Temples
8. Synagogues”
Back to the Constitution and either all or none.
“9. Bikinis in Public
10. Strip Clubs
11. Porn”
Dude, just excuse yourself and beat off, and be sure to wash your hands afterwards.
“12. No Fault Divorce”
No, sweetie. This will bring us back to quiet murders since the spouses won’t let them leave. A marked rise in the number of drunken men who fall down a flight of stairs and break their necks… By accident.
“What am I missing?”
The slightest clue of what America actually stands for.
