“Did you know Charles Darwin, father of this "amazing" theory/truth or whatever you want to call it, flat out denounced his theory before his death??”
1) I know that his wife and daughter insist that the woman who made this claim never met Darwin on his deathbed
2) I know the science stands up to scrutiny even if Darwin molested collies, worshiped the Ice Giants, and danced nude around a May Pole in January.
“How can you believe somebody who says that what he said was all a big lie/hoax???”
Frankly, I don’t have to. Never read his book. Not the whole thing. But his ‘lie’ was vindicated by later researchers.
“I must say, that's a very very very very very very large coincidence that he jokingly makes a theory and a book up, that is actually true...”
OR, and check my math here, there’s ZERO coincidence, because the lie about his denouncing the theory has ZERO credibility.
“But hey I guess it is according to you people.”
You’re repeating a lie, a very well-known hoax, and you’re pretending the moral superiority here? You’re a lying sack of shit OR you’re the victim of someone else who was a lying sack of shit.
"I mean it'd be very hard to believe he actually was if he admitted he wasn't.”
I dunno. Neo insisted that HE was not the chosen one, until he was the chosen one. Depends on his mood, I guess.
“ON a humorous note,”
I doubt you can tell a joke to save your life.
“you say we evolved from monkies,”
1) no we do not
2) that’s not the plural of monkey.
“ well I've met a few monkies i consider more intelligent than humans.”
Look, just because a gibbon outsmarted you, that’s not something that affects the science.
“In life there are two guarantees after you are born, you will die, and you will pay taxes.”
Are you sure? Trump is sure trying not to. As well as Kent Hovind.
“So you are paying to die. Ironic isn't it?”
No, you do not know what IRONY is, any more than you know the truth about the Lady Hope story.