“Wives: look for an employee not a partner”
Nah. I have a partner and it’s been great for almost 40 years.
“Hypergamy means I have to manage her.”
HAHAHA! If i tried to ‘manage’ my wife, she’d kick my ass out.
And the idiot OP would blame it on hypergamy…
" In some ways we are complimentary, but never equal.”
Yes, I’m sure you tell her that she has nice tits whenever you see them. or did you mean complementary?
“And as the relationship manager then, my role is not to look for a partnership but to hire an employee.”
This increasingly hypothetical spouse, do you demand her resume before dating?
“Finally, things like pre-nups and that sort of thing are contracts signed upon hire, not something I sneak in. I'm up front about it.”
Um… Prenups don’t WORK if they’re not signed before the contract is finalized. And no one ‘sneaks’ it in, that’s just asking for a lawsuit. This doesn’t make you a noble example of sexist misogyny.
“Advantages of this mentality:”
LOTS of time for LEGOs and puzzles.
No one to bitch about your porn habits.
No arguments about whose house to visit for Thanksgiving.
You get the whole bed.
It is just ADORABLE that you think you can adopt a mindset where only your opinion matters. And yet she still has to argee to marry you.