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James White #fundie #homophobia #kinkshaming

Yes, you can argue, that some of these things technically function on the same level, and might be innate and unchangeable. If “conversion therapy” would work, it could actually be used for good, because it then would also work on pedophilia/zoophilia/etc.

The fact that these two don’t understand why, despite technically being the same kind of thing, homo- and heterosexuality are acceptable, while zoo- and pedophilia aren’t, is quite telling, inhowfar they understand the concept of “informed consent”…

FL Maquis #crackpot #conspiracy #wingnut #fundie

Everything is energy x frequency x vibration.

That’s not even wrong. Might just as well multiply fluffiness onto that, too.

Fire Salamanders via Galaxygirl #crackpot #magick #ufo #conspiracy

Meanwhile, real fire salamanders are just waiting for the winter to end so that they can go snack on some rainworms again.

What would any of them “assimilate”, though? Even the fictional variant wasn’t the Borg last time I checked.

Mike Wazaski #fundie #conspiracy

@Conscience #112663

You would still have a coriolis effect on a spinning disc. Of course, it would increase towards the rim, not stop and reverse at the equator. Of course, flerfs, who put the equator right between the hub and rim, would either call that fake news or invoke “perspective!”, somehow.

Michael Flynn #conspiracy #crackpot #wingnut

American nazis being unable to fathom the idea that there might be a world outside of america, as usual.

Jonathon Van Maren #transphobia #wingnut #conspiracy

While I agree that emojis were a mistake, because a shitload of random images depicting stuff like “two women with bunny ears holding hands” or “ugly-ass yellow face with drops coming out of it’s sides” do not belong in a system initially designed for LETTERS… guess this will be the new green M&M on fox “news” tomorrow…

Jon Watkins #fundie #conspiracy

Yes! And not only that, THEY have also put the omicron into the greek alphabet, almost 3000 years ago!!1

UlrtamanZenith #dunning-kruger

@MattikOtto #transphobia

Yeah! Better have the children commit suicide, than potentially preventing them from breeding! I suspect the only reason this one is making such a big deal out of sTeRiLiZiNg cHilDrEn is because to them, by preventing more children from being born, it’s effectively abortion…

BerryCoke8 #psycho

While I agree that loli hentai is a victimless crime at worst and law enforcement should focus on real children, I doubt this guy here can even tell the difference, judging by that psychotic word vomit, and should be definitely locked away.

Antivax protestor #conspiracy #crackpot #quack

Dr. Kevan Kruse #fundie

Still simping for hydrochloriquine? That stuff is so last year, your fellow trumplickers moved on from it to horse dewormer, and are leaving that stuff in favor of piss now!

Sherri Tenpenny #conspiracy #crackpot #fundie #magick #quack

“The stated goal is to depopulate the planet and the ones that are left, either make them chronically sick or turn them into transhumanist cyborgs that can be manipulated externally by 5G, by magnets, by all sorts of things,”

Fucking magnets, how do they work?
This made me think it might be a poe, however, this one actually said this on video?

Apart from the magnets, “transhumanist cyborgs” is the second-most ridiculous part there. I bet they only use “transhumanist” as a bogeyman, because it has “trans” in it.

Conservapedia #dunning-kruger

Cobra/The Portal #crackpot #ufo #magick #conspiracy

So, the antagonists of your fanfiction are enchanting your McGuffins with dark magicks, and you need thoughts and prayers?

Also, which role does Pluto play in this? Or is this some weird-ass code for yet another trumplicking qanon bullshit?

Kerry Cassidy #crackpot #magick #quack #conspiracy

tl;dr “Magical magicks are magick, so just cast a spell against the evul dark magicks of the dark wizards of the other tribe”.

The Saker #racist #wingnut #conspiracy

Black Lilith #magick

Well, on the up side, inventing a imaginary magical girlfriend like this and convincing yourself that your lewd daydreams are real is still better than turning into an incel…

Conservapedia #dunning-kruger

I’m surprised this trumpist is even aware that it’s Clark’ son who is bi. Usually they just screech about how the evul leftists are turning superman gay.

Sozo Church Of God #fundie #pratt

If Atheists truly believe there is no God why do they spend so much time trying to convince others.

Because your live in a borderline theocracy, where basic concepts like evolution are considered “political”, because you fundies are doing your darndest to fight objective reality.

I remember talking to a friend a while back: “isn’t it wild how the americans have actual communities and organizations based around atheism?” We are both atheists, but over here, there is simply way less need for a push-back.

David Chase Taylor #crackpot #conspiracy #wingnut

Wait, that was yesterday? Goddammit, I missed it again!

Socrates #crackpot #racist #wingnut

Classic “NO U are the nazi for calling me nazi!” defense. Nazis just love to use it, good way to spot them in the wild.

Bennett Lee Ross #crackpot #wingnut #ufo #magick #conspiracy #quack

With colored wave spectrums
Which emit a frequency

This legit made me laugh. It’s not that far from “fluffy density”.

Also, just googled “Necromiton”, found this: https://ascensionglossary.com/index.php/Necromiton_Invasion

this doesn’t look like satire, or like someone documenting delusions. This looks like they are actually trying to write down their lore in an organized fashion. Which implies a level of coherence I did not expect…

Lisa Renee #crackpot #ufo #magick #conspiracy

That is an impressive amount of bullshit! I kinda suspect that this is either auto-generated, or a very elaborate poe. I find it hard to believe that this word salad actually resolves to anything coherent within any mind.

Edit: but it seems they do indeed have more or less coherent lore which uses all these terms, as I noticed in the Bennet Lee Ross post…

Cynic #sexist

Why is he even trying to invoke “studies”, “informed consent” and such? We all know incels don’t consider women, er, “FEEEEEMOIDS”, as people, and would treat them like slaves if they could.

-_- , personalityinkwell & ÜbermenschPilled #sexist

I wanted to say, “yeah, so what if it’s 'biologically normal’, still doesn’t mean you should act on it, are you an animal or something?”, but then I noticed the incelspeak. So I guess, yes, they are basically dumb, instinct-driven animals.

Chopinwannabe #fundie #sexist

You are nothing on your own, but you should rejoice, because God has given you everything, including your value if you're humble enough to accept it.

This is even worse. Not only is everyone worthless, but you are supposed to also lick the feet of the abuser who made it so, and THAT is then the only worth you have!

Edit: maybe that’s the reason why some christians have such a hard-on for imagining being persecuted: their religion an abusive relationship where the abuser is their imaginary friend!

Candace Owens #conspiracy #wingnut

Why is there being a cartel instead of a proper health system a bad thing to a GOPnik, though? I mean, they hate healthcare and are all for uncontrolled runaway capitalism!

@Zinnia #112067

I’m surprised, because that implies she’s considering an actually somewhat useful medicine to be a miracle cure. Usually, it’s either completely useless (dewormer), or not even medicine (actual piss).

Medeea Greere #crackpot #conspiracy #wingnut

@Sasha #111802

Don’t you know? It’s FAKE NEWS!!1 that you have to actually build and mantain facilities! They just show up if you believe hard enough! That’s how NASA put slave camps on Mars and Jupiter and how the THEM are able to produce and distribute chemtrails, too!

Conservapedia #dunning-kruger

This is literally porn to american conservatives, isn’t it? They all seem to share that self-victimization fetish.

Napoleon de Geso #sexist #crackpot

Nah, “inceldom” is an internet subculture based around both a pathological hatred for women and an unhealthy obsession with them.

Michael Saylor #crackpot

@Chloe #111766

That part is somewhat legitimate, something like “do calculations for the network, and the system gives you some money as reward”. I’m not sure I’d call cryptomoney “scam”. I’d definitely call NFTs that, though.

In the end, it’s not that different than using World of Warcraft gold as money: it has worth, because there are people who believe that it does, and are willing to give you stuff for it.

Dr. Michael Salla #crackpot #ufo #conspiracy

CREATOR GOD ATON via Anne Bellringer #crackpot #ufo #fundie #conspiracy #elitist

Medeea Greere #crackpot #conspiracy #wingnut

Blast holes through the stratosphere to release heat & pollution. This was done by simultaneous detonations of atomic weapons in the Earth’s high atmosphere of the ozone belt in areas where few would notice: Over Siberia, the deep Amazon, the Australian Outback & over both Poles. This is the cause of the ozone holes (not human ground vehicular and other human causes, as reported by the Fake News Network).

Yes, because “the stratosphere” is a solid firmament now. Seems like your THEM!!1 did a really shitty job, too, temperatures are still climbing, and pollution isn’t going down either.

DUMB

That’s the only correct part of that text up there.

@Bastethotep #111687

They probably think a “neutron bomb” is even bigger, badder, and bombier, than a regular one!

Yeshua Ben David/Jerry Derecha #crackpot #conspiracy #fundie #quack #wingnut

@Vocheka2 #111637

I think he’s using some bible code thingy, where you put in words, and it gives you numbers. I assume the phrases separated by “=” generate the same numbers. This doesn’t help it making more sense, though.

momllennial_ #crackpot #dunning-kruger

Roman denialism now? I think this could be another “rule of the internet” now: “if it exists, some idiot on the internet believes that it actually doesn’t”

Malevolencel #quack #racist #sexist

Yeshua Ben David/Jerry Derecha #crackpot #conspiracy #fundie #quack #wingnut

Sounds like this one completely lost even the ability to form coherent sentences.

Natalie Morris #quack #mammon

Scott Lively #conspiracy

Judy Byington/Danielle Stotijn #crackpot #conspiracy #wingnut #mammon

Friday, JanuCrystalline Kingdom via Natalie Glasson #crackpot #magick #ufo

Muhareb1 #wingnut #dunning-kruger #conspiracy

Wow! You learned a new word! One which has actually be used by actual communists! Now there is a second way you can be an absolute asshole and appropriate real suffering of real people for your Karen temper tantrump, besides comparing yourself to holocaust victimis!

Malevolencel #racist #quack #conspiracy #sexist

Please stay out of hospitals when you finally catch the oh so fake virus. It gotta have a lot of these “jewish tricks”, not to mention all the “FEEEEMALES” and “FOOOOIDS”!

Anonymous #conspiracy #racist #wingnut

I don't blame Jews for my shoelaces being untied or being late for work.

Yes, you are. No matter how much you complain that it’s AKSHUALLY SRS, this is essentially what you are doing. And here you are whining, because sane people are rightfully mocking you for it.

Queen An-Ra via Erena Velazquez #crackpot #ufo #magick #conspiracy

After literally believing in Star Trek to be true, now Star Wars, too?
Which one, though? Do the prequels count, too? Does the old expanded universe count, or the new Disney stuff? Can you channel Jar Jar Binks?

They have been stealing trillions from humanity and treating them with Draconian Health System.

Is this an attempt to criticize america (while unable to recognize that there are other countries), or an admission that you think that health is something bad? I can’t quite tell you “channelers” apart, and I remember at least one of you pretended that Kennedy was simping for Nurgle.

Humans Are Free #conspiracy #quack #wingnut #elitist

Candace Owens #conspiracy #wingnut

Oh Candace, didn’t you get the memo? Horse dewormer is sooo last year! This year, as a Good™, God™-Fearing Trumpist, you have to drink piss.

Napoleon de Geso #sexist #psycho

@Bastethotep #111007

Not quite. It seems to mean “beast” or “animal”, but among weebs, it’s mostly known for “kemonomimi”, which means “animal ears”. Catgirls are a special case of that. There is even an anime called “kemono friends”, which made me think, that this incel might be referring to it.
But I have no clue what he’s trying say…