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Mike King #racist

“Trump and the Patriots” sounds like some sort of failed band, tbh…

Mike Adams The Health Ranger #conspiracy #wingnut #quack

What Bastethotep said. You’d think that if Biden and Nato actually wanted a friggin’ world war they’d attack Russia directly…

Seriously, Mike Adams the (mentally) Unhealthy Ranger, do you live in Bizarro world or what?

Galactic Federation of Light via Erena Velazquez #crackpot #ufo #magick #wingnut #conspiracy

@Anon-e-moose #117870

For calling themselves the “Galactic Federation of Light”, it seems to me that these idiots would rather feel more at home in the dictatorial, human-supremacist “Confederation of Earth” (Picard S2) than the utopian, multi-species “United Federation of Planets”.

Vasily Nebenzya, Igor Kirillov & Sergei Lavrov #conspiracy

…Jesus f*cking christ this is getting scary. I thought Czar Putin “just” wanted to conquer Ukraine and assimilate it into his new USSR. But if he’s actually planning on a chemical & biological war with the USA and its allies…

I mean, I’ve heard rumours that Putin may be dying, so is he trying to drag the entire world with him should he expire?

Mehtea #crackpot #sexist

Pretty sure the president does not have that power…

But anyway;

If I was God-Emperor I would ban Incels (into a black hole)

1)I am disgusted.
2)Incels are awful because they announce to everyone else that they are hateful vermin. Can you imagine how awful that is? Fucking egocentric douches. They could spend this effort on helping others but they spend it on bitchin and harming others.

Inceldom should be equaled to terrorism and become a hate crime. Just rub one out in private if you’re single. No one else needs to suffer negative externalities from you

Anonymous Coward #79574643 #conspiracy #racist #sexist

If Biden steps down, kamala becomes president and pelosi becomes vp

And that’s a bad thing because…?

They are forcing a black female president on us

Oh noes! TEH HORROR!!! /s

whos not smart enough or qualified to do the job.

Well, f*ck you too, racist asshole.

Nour Alhakk #fundie #sexist

Tell that to the numerous female Ukrainian resistance soldiers who willingly joined up! Hell, not even them, the numerous female Ukrainian civilians who risk their lives in other ways to help their fellow victims.

So, yeah, f*ck you.

Also, if Allah wants to protect the “precious, weak, fragile womenfolk”, why doesn’t he just smite Putin himself? And all the rapey Russian troops? Seriously, whichever god smites that asshole first(*) with a “bolt of divine retribution” gets my worship right now. I don’t care if it’s YHWH/El/Allah, or Zeus, or Raiden, or Thor… Do something ya lazy bums! Hell, at this point I don’t even care if it’s Luci that drags him off to hell, a Jotnar who steps on him, Surtr who incinerates him, or Kronos who swallows him. They get my worship all the same.

(*)And while you’re at it, blast Trump and the Kims as well.

beyondRepair&4everBroken , pornoddio & MinnesotaViking1 #conspiracy

We are all Jeffrey Epstein
We all want prime-aged loli-esque foids

And that is why you ~~fail~~ are incels and despised by decent human beings.

Burt Prelutsky #fundie #wingnut #psycho

Islam was never peaceful. From the very beginning, those who refused to accept Shariah law and to bow down to Mecca were killed.
Unlike Christianity which says that we should treat others as we would wish to be treated, to love our neighbors as ourselves and to be our brother’s keeper, Islam’s message is a threat: Convert or perish.

The crusades. Witch burnings. Even missionaries to some degree. Your argument’s invalid.

And before you say anything, no, I’m am not an Islam apologist. In fact, I also despise extremist Muslims. But don’t you dare act like Christianity is truly any better.

MassResistance #fundie #homophobia

Our Christian duty is to speak ~~the truth~~ lies in ~~love~~ hate.

There, fixed it for ya!

Psalm1Tree #fundie

@NASALies #117568

They teach kids they are just intelligent apes

Oh, I wouldn’t worry too much about that if I were you. Nobody is going to accuse you folks of being “intelligent”.

Mr. Aldrich #fundie #homophobia

I could not understand how God created the flood and also the concept of love. When I became a father, I began to understand this concept on a much different level. As a father, it is my duty to correct my children, and this came from a place of love

…Are- are you saying you physically and emotionallly abuse and torture your children because you “love” them? Even ignoring your twisted definitions of “correcting”(*) and the fact that your idol killed his “children”, I have to say WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!!!!

Someone call Child Protective Services on this nutjob ASAP!!

(*)Me fears that “not reading enough Bible per day” warrants a beating from this psycho!

NASALies #fundie #crackpot #dunning-kruger

@NASALies #117574

…At this point I honestly can’t tell if you’re a poe or not. There really are people that batshit insane walking around.

Space exploration is impossible.

Well, let me ask you something. Do you use tech such as GPS? Because if you do, how do you think such things are even possible without sattelites in orbit? The Firmament is not a thing, and NASA are far from the only ones to prove that.

Lone Outsider #transphobia

into an autistic rage

You know, being transphobic is one (bad & stupid) thing. But I don’t see why you also have to be an ignorant bigot towards autistic people as well. I’m tired of these assholes always stereotyping autistic people like that. We’re not all “low-functioning” autists, you know! And even then it still doesn’t excuse you from dehumanizing them.

I’m sorry trans FSTDT’ers for derailing this a bit, but this is something that genuinely bothers me.

John Derbyshire #fundie #pratt #racist

@ArkBien #117394

At this point I’m genuinely asking: do American cops even have any proper training when it comes to dealing with incidents aside from using excessive force?

Priya Cynthia Kishna A.K.A. Pupaveg #fundie #moonbat #psycho

they don't literally enslave and mass-kill others for their greed/pleasure on a daily basis like non-vegans do.

…except we literally do not do that. Aside from the fact that wether or not it is even possible to enslave a non-sapient race rather than simply domesticated them, eating animals is not done simply out of greed/pleasure. Well, except that one time I had the pleasure of eating Wagyu beef, but anyway… As I was saying, animals eating animals is, shockingly, an inherent part of nature. We humans are simply omnivores, eating meat is both part of our biology and our psychology. What, are you going to forbid humble bears from eating salmon next? At least be happy we have laws against killing animals inhumanely. As opposed to nature, where being eaten and digested alive is not uncommon.

And before you say anything, aside from the occasional housefly I never kill animals if I can help it. Hell, I love my (parents’) dog immensly, have a lot of compassion for mistreated pets, and even have saved wasps drowning in a pool!

John Derbyshire #fundie #pratt #racist

@KZadBhat #117352

What in the actual f*ck? When did that happen? I really want to know, as that’s the first time I heard of that.

Man, this makes me even more glad I don’t live in America!

dsar9013 #wingnut #racist #conspiracy #psycho #transphobia

@SpukiKitty02 #117337

If no one wants to willingly join and fight your war, maybe you should rethink fighting that war.

Sadly, it’s made all too clear that all those who want to wage war(*) do not care what their soldiers and civilians might think or experience.

Still, you have a point; see how many Ukrainians are willingly joining up themselves to defend their homeland no matter the costs (in contrast to the demoralized Russian troops). Putin really underestimated the resolve of better people than himself, and this “evil cannot comprehend good” mentality is costing him a lot already.

(*)Always the ones in power who have hardly anything to lose. It’s like that quote from Shrek “Some of you may die, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make”.

ares12 #pratt

Peak Trans / Maria Maclachlan #transphobia

You know, I may not have followed this thread of posts from the beginning, but is it just me, or is this “Maria” person a bit overobsessed with a single person (Taln)’s comment regarding their (IMO positive) views on Trans people?

Padraig Martin #dunning-kruger #wingnut #conspiracy #homophobia #transphobia #racist

I have nothing against the Ukrainian people[…]This is not about the Ukrainian people. This is about the Ukrainian government.

Oh, really? Tell that to the countless CIVILIAN casualties in Ukraine. Even children who are being gunned down in cold blood by Russian soldiers or civilian houses that are being bombed. If Putin really wanted to just “have a regime change in Ukraine” he WOULDN’T BE ORDERING HIS TROOPS TO COMMIT BLATANT WAR CRIMES AND SHOOTING DOWN THE PEOPLE HE CLAIMS HE WANTS TO SAVE!

pixelpusher #wingnut #fundie

…So what? Those were pious, born-again Christian missiles? There were allowed to be raptured while the countless people dying weren’t good enough?

Also, obligatory “pics or it didn’t happen”.

dsar9013 #wingnut #racist

I’d be more than happy to share my small apartment with Ukrainian college girls.

That reminds me of something. Here in Belgium we’re getting a lot of Ukrainian refugees; and there are organizations helping noble volunteers make room for homeless refugees. However, as the founder of the organizations revealed recently, there are a sickening amount of men who give very specific criteria for Ukrainian refugees to correspond to. Namely (and I quote): “graag leuke, mooie, intelligente en verzorgde Oekraïense vrouw” (translated it says “Preferably nice, pretty, intelligent, and groomed Ukrainian woman”).

It seems like there are more incels here than I would have liked to admit. And indeed it sickens me. Taking advantage of war refugees to find a foreign mail order bride or something… It makes me lose faith in everything.

P.S.: while I myself don’t have room for refugees in my appartment, at least I donated a bit of money to some refugee organizations to ease my conscience.

David Guyll #pratt #dunning-kruger

Okay? While I myself do prefer roleplaying as a badass human in fantasy RPGs, I have to say that when it comes to artwork and extensive lore I also happen to prefer seeing more of the (creative and varied) non-human elements.

BettERtoreigninhell #sexist #dunning-kruger

Uhm, ooookaaaaayyyyy. I’m not sure what to make of this, but last time I checked psychology is not controlled by gravity. So even if gravity is a constant force in the universe, there is still not a single cosmic hive mind giving all women the same objective tastes…

But why am I bothering, you’re an incel. You’re as delusional as you are disgusting.

All I ever asked was something mine and mine alone where humanity had no business. Was that too much of a request? That in the entire universe I could find a sanctuary where to build my world? A house in the woods, some animals, the unicorn foid. Yes it was too much. My request ,while appearing humble in the surface

…Look, we’ve all been there. I also sometimes fantasize to be Isekai’d to a perfect fantasy world, or to have a magical girlfriend suddenly appear and fall in love with me alone, or to wake up one day with superpowers. But there is a huge difference between fantasizing about it and actually expecting reality itself to owe you said (non-humble) wishes.

Also, “unicorn foid”? Do I even want to know?

Mario Buildreps #crackpot #ufo #magick #conspiracy

Genesis and Genetics #fundie #dunning-kruger

@Skyknight #116705

I thought everyone here considered this lot a serious concern, anyway…

Thing is, we act like that (mockingly and mean) because we consider them "a serious concern”. As long as people this delusional/batshit insane and willfullly ignorant happen to have any authority over others, any at all, and remain able to have influential voices in civilized society, I think we should consider them a serious threat that has to be taken down a notch. Not necessarily through violence, but certainly by undermine any credibility they may have.

@Skyknight #116700

so get your minds out of the gutter for once

Relax, I don’t mean those things. I just wanted to screw with the OP, both with the other disgusting things they said, as for the fact that fundies tend to make a lot of sexual innuendos without realizing it.

Whom did Cain Marry? He married his sister.

And then the Bible dares to lecture US non-Christians about disgusting sexual behavior… FFS!

The only safe place in the universe is in Christ

…So, what? We have to buttsex Jesus in order to be safe? Or we have to be vored by him?

The only bone in the human body that regenerates is the rib.

Uuuuuhmmmm, no it isn’t.

Eve was an identical twin to Adam

So, we humans aren’t just the product of incest, we’re the product of selfcest!? You know, I can understand that Adam was made in God’s image now. If he’s such a narcissist he can only get a boner from himself!

wristlet2 #psycho #sexist

@Bastethotep #116599

I don’t know about killing them, but I do sometimes wish I could build (and get away with building) a very powerful, intelligent virus and let it loose on the septic pit of the internet (Incel sites, pedo sites, QAnon sites, etc). A virus that would not only utterly break their computers, but sent all incriminating evidence to the authorities asap. As well as transfer all money from their accounts to charities for rape victims and such.

On a slightly related sidenote, things like this do make me wish “Person of Interest” was real. Wether it’s the truly benevolent Machine or the more extremist Samaritan, having an ASI scour and monitor the Internet and CCTV and privately (without leaking info to corruptible humans) take care of all threats to humans (in various ways) starts seeming more and more like a tempting idea…

The only problem is, which fallible human would program such an ASI and give it its parameters?

@Malingspann #116521

Of course! Don’t you know? Only Incels have the supernaturally “high IQ” to decode “R4pe” and “GRape” as meaning “rape”. Us normies could not possibly make that connection! /s

True2God #fundie #homophobia #psycho

Suicide is a sin. Suicide would make God madder.

Putting aside the fact that I consider Suicide to be a basic right of any living creature, if God does not want us to kill ourselves, then God should stop making us all so miserable for his own amusement!

Tess W #fundie

These people don't know what real Love & Light is, they can't!

Shiny mirror is shiny!

But seriously, there is NOTHING wrong with loving yourself for who you are; it’s certainly not worse than hating others for what they are. As someone who sometimes struggles with self-hatred, I wish I could just fully accept and love myself for what I am.

Also, again, quite hypocritical to talk of “pride” being a sin when most Fundie Christians like you are the very embodiment of Hubris and Arrogance!

wristlet2 #psycho #sexist

What would you do to women if there could be no repercussions?

Honestly? Even if my perfect female specimen was suddenly lying unconscious and naked on my bed, with no one knowing about it, the first thing I’d do is panic a bit (as I’m not good with such things), after which I’d try to wake her up and give her some rudimentary clothes and offer her water to drink. If that doesn’t work I’d immediatly call an ambulance. I wouldn’t even go so far as to take a picture, let alone molest her; not even should I be drugged with an overdose of aphrodisiacs or something.

Now, if the question were “What would you do to incels (or Putin or Trump) if there could be no repercussions?”, then ooooooh boy, you do NOT want to know what “dark passenger” I keep locked away in the deepest, darkest parts of my psyche just for such occasions!

Benjamin Fulford #crackpot #racist #wingnut #conspiracy #psycho

…Wow. I already knew Benjamin Full-of-shit-ford was a big fat liar, but now it seems he’s a piece of shit as well. F*ck you! Your compulsive need to spread disinformation is NOT worth ruining the lives of millions of innocent war victims!

Fellow Traveler #conspiracy #moonbat

@SpukiKitty02 #116422

This is the “Empire just blew up Alderaan!” moment… in fact it’s EXACTLY THAT KIND OF SITUATON!

That’s actually a realy good comparison. The very moment when it turns out a supposed “well-intentioned extremist” turns out to be a “not so well-intentioned extremist”, which only serves to turn the wider populace against the person they intially thought was going to keep them safe.

@SpukiKitty02 #116345

the world assumed the former was a shrewd ingenious Bond Villain

I’ll be honest, I thought so too. I also foolishly & naively assumed that, despite his flaws, Putin still wanted what was best for his own country. But the way he treats his own soldiers, economy, and loyalists (throwing them all in front of the bus for his own sick delusions) proved me wrong. Turns out, Putin is just another Trump & Kim Jong Un; the only difference being that Putin at least wore a somewhat convincing “human disguise” for most of his career.

You know, at this point I’m all out of any f*cks to give for any Putin supporters. I mean, I’m seeing reports and vids of Ukrainian civilians treating Russian POWs faaaaaaaaaaaar more humanely than Putin does (how he treats his own troops (as disposable cannon fodder), that is), causing some of those very young soldiers (who had no idea what they were getting into) to utterly break down crying!

FUCK TZAR PUTIN AND EVERYONE WHO BROWNNOSES HIM!!!!

Nassim Haramein/HumansBeFree #crackpot #ufo #magick #conspiracy

every Sun contains a black hole singularity.

…No, no they don’t. Do you even know what that actually is?

large (Earth-sized) spacecraft

You know, even ignoring the fact that any alien civilization that can build something like that does not need “socio-political domination” to conquer us, what’s even the friggin’ POINT of building LITERAL planet-sized spaceships(*)? I mean, I like colossal Starships like the Super Star Destroyer from SW as much as the next guy, but even those things (nowhere near a planet) would be very impractical to build and/or use. Hell, even the Death Star isn’t actually planet sized and that thing has a good excuse for its ridiculous size!

Even building a Dyson Sphere makes much more sense, and some actual geniuses argue that if you CAN build a Dyson Sphere you no longer have any need to do so.

(*)The resources needed to build and power such a thing would be astronomically greater than any benefit you could get from it.

the storm rider #crackpot #conspiracy #wingnut #racist #psycho

<@KeithInc.> #116255

Who the fuck thinks the way to contain an engineered virus is through military raids?

Or not even realizing that bombing a biolab in the middle of a city is a terrible way to prevent a viral outbreak?

John C. Wright. #sexist

Now, I may not be as caught up with american comics outside of the MCU as I used to be, so can someone who is clarify just how much of it John C. Wrong is pulling out of his ass again?

Regardless, Supergirl & Power Girl, She-Hulk, Miss Martian, Spider-Gwen… Hell, even Galacta. All great female “versions” of well-known male superheroes and I happen to like them. Both for their powers, humor, “goodness”, and dare I say attractiveness. Hetero, white, cis males do NOT have a monopoly on being heroes of any sort you know…

@Anon-e-moose #116221

Ah, yes, "Ah! My Goddess"… That brings back memories. One of the very first anime (not counting DBZ or Pokémon) that I ever tried. The archetypical “Magical Girlfriend” story, some might say.

But why stop there, Moose? In “My Hero Academia” we have the #1 Superhero of the USA, equal in power and symbolism to the legendary All-Might, the badass female “Star and Stripe”. Not only is she, like All-Might, a true paragon of peace and virtue, she’s also ridiculously powerful.

Reynolds #wingnut

weak people in the USA […] allowed the worst POTUS in the history of our nation to be put in office

What do you mean? Trump lost!

Deanna Drogan #fundie #homophobia #transphobia #racist #conspiracy

…From what I can tell, fundie Christians are some of the most prideful & arrogant people there are. So you were saying?

Allie Beth Stuckey #conspiracy #wingnut

Last time I checked, it’s not the Democratic party (your current leaders) who’se minions attempted a coup in the USA and bring down the democracy just to install an unfit dictator…

Megan Fox #dunning-kruger

cartoonish Nazis who are supposed to portray Hitler’s minions to Trump voters

I mean, if it looks like a (neo-) Nazi, worships a Fuhrer like a Nazi, spouts hatred and bigotry like a Nazi, murders "others” like a Nazi, spreads lies and propaganda like a Nazi, screams SIEG HEIL/MAGA like a Nazi… Then it probably is a Nazi.

You do know that you do NOT have to be a German Gestapo/SS/Luftwaffe or anything like that to still be considered a legitimate Nazi, right?

Alrhoniah and Alisheryia via Galaxygirl #crackpot #magick #ufo #conspiracy

I Alrhoniah am speaking
I Alisheryia am speaking

Congrats! And I, the Dovahkiin, am also speaking now: Mul Qah Diiv!!! Followed by: Joor Zah Frul!!! And now your mary sue OCs are dead.

Reynolds #wingnut

Let me ask you nutjobs again; How the actual HELL is “invading a foreign, primarily Christian nation (minding its own business) and bombing civilian centers and shooting down children” shomehow “more Godly” than simply asking a Church to contribute to its nation!?

HOW DO YOU EVIL IDIOTS EVEN FUNCTION?!!!!!

I swear by all that is sane and rational; it’s not Putin (a single jerk) who’s slowly but surely turning me into a misanthrope. No, it’s all you idiots who support him!!! …Well, him and his Orange bootlicker.

Lauren Witzke #wingnut

trusts Russian President Vladimir Putin over Joe Biden.

…Where are the times when saying such stuff would have made you a “treasonous commie” to these exact same idiots? I swear, I don’t even understand what the right in the USA even stands for anymore. I mean, aside from “sucking Trump’s shriveled oranges”.

Also, what in the actual FUCK is there “christian values” about declaring war on Ukraine for no reason and bombing civilian centers and shooting down children!?

Ken Ham #conspiracy #dunning-kruger #fundie #pratt

Long time and little bit of water? No! Lot of water and little bit of time

…Yeah, pretty sure that’s not how erosion works. Especially when it comes to something like the Grand Canyon.