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Mary Beaver #crackpot #ufo #fundie #conspiracy #magick

Yes, that’s fine and all, but are the “Thornton ETs” 5D space cat furries?

Asking the real questions here…

Candace Owens #wingnut

If I were *appointed* to the Supreme Court— the people that even defend people who commit insurrection would be thrown into a gulag.

I don’t vote Republican so I don’t have the glass-half-full perspective on corruption.

Emeal "E.Z." Zwayne (Ray Comfort’s son-in-law) #fundie

Everyone knows that only the true god Ra exists. Scripture makes it clear that the Su God has revealed this to man through his creation, and he’s therefore without excuse.
But because man loves darkness, he suppresses this truth in unrighteousness.

See? Makes just as much sense.

…Okay, seriously, what does even mean anymore!? No, really, you nutjobs keep referencing “Hunter Biden’s laptop” but can anyone of you right-wing StormTrumpers even (consistently) explain what that even is supposed to be now? And in a way that makes actual sense?

As I said before, to me it seems like you people think “Hunter Biden’s laptop” is like some sort of occult artifact (like the Necronomicon) forged in a Deep State basement that uses “the blood and souls of the dead pizzagate babies” to empower the “Demoncrats” and keep the missing Trump votes out of our reality…

Emeal "E.Z." Zwayne (Ray Comfort’s son-in-law) #fundie

Except that 1) “God” isn’t its name, that would be “El/Jehova/Yahweh/YHWH”; and 2) God isn’t your actual parent. Also, most of us don’t think god is real, as opposed to our parents.

Also, I’d probably be entertained if my name (or those of my parents) would be used as a curse word somehow.

Russian Orthodox Patriarch Kirill #fundie #psycho #wingnut

FFS, Russia! What the f*ck happened to you? I thought your Stalin-esque days were behind you…

Ashley St. Clair #conspiracy #wingnut

@Creativerealms #119075

At this point I’m not even sure what the Laptop story is supposed to mean to anyone… Hell, now I wouldn’t be surprised if the Laptop is treated like some sort of Necronomicon where all the missing Trump votes were sealed into with an occult blood ritual…

Theodore Roosevelt Malloch #wingnut #conspiracy #racist #sexist #transphobia #homophobia

Today, we have a new, modern beastly mark to beware, and I would argue that it is anything and everything, with the prefix “multi.”

…Wut? I mean, I happen to take Multivitamin pills in the morning due to winter seasons kinda limiting my access to sunlight and vitamins. But that’s the first time I heard those things are of the devil…

Seems once again that the devil makes all the good things on earth.

Anonymous Coward #81438878 #magick

@Bastethotep #118922

Or, better yet, the Goblin Slayer. ’Cause, you know, that’s kinda his shtick.

Kevin Sorbo #wingnut

Uhm, we support arming Ukrainian citizens so they can defend themselves against a friggin’ INVADING ARMY that shoots at both soldiers and civilians alike! Seriously, are you that detached from reality?

White Wolf Chief from Apache Tribe via Erena Velazquez #crackpot #magick #conspiracy

Chris L Lesley #fundie #dunning-kruger

But seriously, if everything was giant sized, including the plants, animals, and even bacteria, doesn’t that kinda mean that nothing was giant-sized? After all, size is kinda relative, is it not? Also how big are we even talking about here? 3m tall humans? Not that impressive. 15-30m tall humans? A lot more impressive.

On a side note, this obsession of fundies with giants and “bigger things” seems a bit Freudian if you ask me. It’s like that Futurama quote: "Leela, evolution has programmed our fabulous male brains to take anything anyone else thinks is important, and make it bigger!"

Well, I guess the lack of any giants in our world proves that Norse Mythology is the real religion. After all, if there are no longer any giants around, it must only mean that Thor and Odin succeeded in killing them all. Ergo, Odin has to be worshipped as the supreme deity! There can be no question!

Joe Jones #dunning-kruger #homophobia

a straight White male saying something that expressed normal sexual desire.

Except that’s not at all the case; douchebag. Trump wasn’t just saying something more innocent like “that’s a very pretty woman” or “she’s got legs for days”, he was actually bragging about (potentially) sexually assualting women and getting away with it because he’s rich!

And before you say anything, I’m a straight white male myself with (actual) normal sexual desires. Yet I’m a decent enough human being that, even if I see a pretty woman with a massive cleavage smiling at me, I’d still feel uncomfortable with staring at her, let alone groping her!

Kevin Sorbo #conspiracy #dunning-kruger #wingnut

First of all, even before COVID most sane people still took flu shots to stop themselves from getting sick.

Secondly, COVID is not the flu.

Third, the Spanish Flu; look it up, dumbass.

Fourth, how is keeping people healthy, safe, and productive in any way communism?

Pomidor Quixote #pratt #racist

You know, ignoring the blatantly and excessively racist parts in this for a moment (and that’s not easy to do), it’s not like uplifting primitive societies like that before they’ve reached the necessary cultural evolution to handle said knowledge is a good thing.

I mean, even looking at Africa, the white colonialists may have introduced western knowledge and tech, sure. But that still doesn’t change the fact that it was us who started drawing the borders there and segragated the natives according to however we wanted, not according to which tribes they belonged to. Not to mention making them very dependent on us, the white overlords, to govern everything and then leave without making sure they could handle the changes themselves…

And that’s just talking about the native Africans. I’m not even touching on the horrors commited on imported Africans or the Native Americans…

Candace Owens #conspiracy #wingnut

Liz Wheeler #conspiracy #wingnut

I wonder, is the entire story from the past true, or are you just cherry picking and interpreting the actual story however you’d like?

else #racist

The criminal system now is a NIGGERTOPIA that never holds Blacks accountable for crimes!

…Goddamnit! We intercepted a quote from the Mirror Universe again, it seems.

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene #wingnut

Democrats have been calling Republicans, President Trump, and his supporters Nazis since 2015.

I mean… Like creativerealms said, I’m also opposed to tossing the word “Nazi” around all nilly-willy, as that devalues the horrors that the actual Nazis did. But that being said, the most right wing Republicans, Trump, and their loyal StormTrumpers really are Nazis in all but name!

Vladimir Putin #wingnut #psycho

@Vgal #118316

And it gets worse. Now one of Putin’s lieutenants (Oleg Matvejtsjev) is suggesting that the USA should “compensate them” for the sanctions by giving them Alaska back! And this is a psycho who is a supporter of Nuclear strikes!

Jim #fundie #conspiracy #homophobia

…Dafuq? No sane person would see a lightsaber and think “it’s an oversized dildo!!” or see a Ken doll and think “it’s a miniature sex doll for men!!”. So, yeah, what Vman said; get help.

Vladimir Putin #wingnut #psycho

@Vocheka2 #118294

True… Now I’m starting to think Trump’s true purpose was just to serve as a big, loud distraction for Putin. A task which he succeeded at greatly, I’m afraid.

SIGH …Remember the time when our biggest concern (and it wasn’t a small one either) amongst world leaders was a certain dumb, incompetent, racist, narcissistic, orange loudmouth with a nuclear football?

“Evil doesn’t die. It only changes form.”

…Wow, looks like Putin just dropped every single remaining pretense he was not a psychopathic social darwinist. Seriously, what happened to cause him to drop his “mask of sanity” all of a sudden?

I don’t know what else to say, tbh. And I don’t wish to joke about it too much as Putin is scary now.

Michelle Malkin #kinkshaming #homophobia

My opinion on polygamy/polyamory? If all people involved are consenting adults who truly love each other and can make it work, I don’t see why the hell not. Good for them, I’d say.

My opinion on “non-related parents”? I’d rather have a child be adopted by loving parents who can’t or don’t have children themselves but want them, than have a child be born by (and stuck with) unloving and incompetent parents who never wanted them.

It’s funny. Most of you fundies are always about “think of the children!!!!”, yet your backwards thinking actually harms more children then it helps them. Instead of encouraging more abusive or very poor parents to reproduce like rabbits, how about encouraging more childless families to adopt children without a loving home?

Miedek #fundie

If space and Nasa were real, we would be as advanced today as scifi movies from XX century predicted.

…Why? It is real, and we still aren’t as advanced as Star Trek yet. I honestly don’t get this non-sequitor, what does that even mean? Does the OP think that should we get to the moon we’d be welcomed by hyper-advanced space aliens who’d uplift us to godhood? And since that (ridiculous) scenario didn’t happen it must mean that space is fake?

Nigerian vigilantes #magick

…Why a goat? If you’re attempting to flee and can shapeshift into an animal, why not become a Cheetah or leopard, or even a bird or mouse? You know, animals that are actually fast and/or good at fleeing…

No, it seems to me these vigilantes needed a scapegoat (heh) and just kindnapped the easiest animal they could find. After all, I don’t see such imbeciles capture any of the aformentioned creatures.

Herschel Walker #pratt #fundie

At one time, science said man came from apes, did it not?” he said during an appearance at a church on Sunday. “If that is true, why are there still apes? Think about it.

“If God created women from a man’s ribs, why do men still have ribs”? Yeah, we can spoute nonsense back too.

Benjamin Fulford #crackpot #conspiracy #racist #wingnut

…Is it just me (as it is late and I’m about to go to bed) or is Benjamin Full-of-shit-ford suggesting that the Ukrainians are somehow both Nazis and Jews? And satanists maffiosi at the same time, why not?

Mike King #racist

“Trump and the Patriots” sounds like some sort of failed band, tbh…

Mike Adams The Health Ranger #conspiracy #wingnut #quack

What Bastethotep said. You’d think that if Biden and Nato actually wanted a friggin’ world war they’d attack Russia directly…

Seriously, Mike Adams the (mentally) Unhealthy Ranger, do you live in Bizarro world or what?

Galactic Federation of Light via Erena Velazquez #crackpot #ufo #magick #wingnut #conspiracy

@Anon-e-moose #117870

For calling themselves the “Galactic Federation of Light”, it seems to me that these idiots would rather feel more at home in the dictatorial, human-supremacist “Confederation of Earth” (Picard S2) than the utopian, multi-species “United Federation of Planets”.

Vasily Nebenzya, Igor Kirillov & Sergei Lavrov #conspiracy

…Jesus f*cking christ this is getting scary. I thought Czar Putin “just” wanted to conquer Ukraine and assimilate it into his new USSR. But if he’s actually planning on a chemical & biological war with the USA and its allies…

I mean, I’ve heard rumours that Putin may be dying, so is he trying to drag the entire world with him should he expire?

Mehtea #crackpot #sexist

Pretty sure the president does not have that power…

But anyway;

If I was God-Emperor I would ban Incels (into a black hole)

1)I am disgusted.
2)Incels are awful because they announce to everyone else that they are hateful vermin. Can you imagine how awful that is? Fucking egocentric douches. They could spend this effort on helping others but they spend it on bitchin and harming others.

Inceldom should be equaled to terrorism and become a hate crime. Just rub one out in private if you’re single. No one else needs to suffer negative externalities from you

Anonymous Coward #79574643 #conspiracy #racist #sexist

If Biden steps down, kamala becomes president and pelosi becomes vp

And that’s a bad thing because…?

They are forcing a black female president on us

Oh noes! TEH HORROR!!! /s

whos not smart enough or qualified to do the job.

Well, f*ck you too, racist asshole.

Nour Alhakk #fundie #sexist

Tell that to the numerous female Ukrainian resistance soldiers who willingly joined up! Hell, not even them, the numerous female Ukrainian civilians who risk their lives in other ways to help their fellow victims.

So, yeah, f*ck you.

Also, if Allah wants to protect the “precious, weak, fragile womenfolk”, why doesn’t he just smite Putin himself? And all the rapey Russian troops? Seriously, whichever god smites that asshole first(*) with a “bolt of divine retribution” gets my worship right now. I don’t care if it’s YHWH/El/Allah, or Zeus, or Raiden, or Thor… Do something ya lazy bums! Hell, at this point I don’t even care if it’s Luci that drags him off to hell, a Jotnar who steps on him, Surtr who incinerates him, or Kronos who swallows him. They get my worship all the same.

(*)And while you’re at it, blast Trump and the Kims as well.

beyondRepair&4everBroken , pornoddio & MinnesotaViking1 #conspiracy

We are all Jeffrey Epstein
We all want prime-aged loli-esque foids

And that is why you ~~fail~~ are incels and despised by decent human beings.

Burt Prelutsky #fundie #wingnut #psycho

Islam was never peaceful. From the very beginning, those who refused to accept Shariah law and to bow down to Mecca were killed.
Unlike Christianity which says that we should treat others as we would wish to be treated, to love our neighbors as ourselves and to be our brother’s keeper, Islam’s message is a threat: Convert or perish.

The crusades. Witch burnings. Even missionaries to some degree. Your argument’s invalid.

And before you say anything, no, I’m am not an Islam apologist. In fact, I also despise extremist Muslims. But don’t you dare act like Christianity is truly any better.

MassResistance #fundie #homophobia

Our Christian duty is to speak ~~the truth~~ lies in ~~love~~ hate.

There, fixed it for ya!

Psalm1Tree #fundie

@NASALies #117568

They teach kids they are just intelligent apes

Oh, I wouldn’t worry too much about that if I were you. Nobody is going to accuse you folks of being “intelligent”.

Mr. Aldrich #fundie #homophobia

I could not understand how God created the flood and also the concept of love. When I became a father, I began to understand this concept on a much different level. As a father, it is my duty to correct my children, and this came from a place of love

…Are- are you saying you physically and emotionallly abuse and torture your children because you “love” them? Even ignoring your twisted definitions of “correcting”(*) and the fact that your idol killed his “children”, I have to say WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!!!!

Someone call Child Protective Services on this nutjob ASAP!!

(*)Me fears that “not reading enough Bible per day” warrants a beating from this psycho!

NASALies #fundie #crackpot #dunning-kruger

@NASALies #117574

…At this point I honestly can’t tell if you’re a poe or not. There really are people that batshit insane walking around.

Space exploration is impossible.

Well, let me ask you something. Do you use tech such as GPS? Because if you do, how do you think such things are even possible without sattelites in orbit? The Firmament is not a thing, and NASA are far from the only ones to prove that.

Lone Outsider #transphobia

into an autistic rage

You know, being transphobic is one (bad & stupid) thing. But I don’t see why you also have to be an ignorant bigot towards autistic people as well. I’m tired of these assholes always stereotyping autistic people like that. We’re not all “low-functioning” autists, you know! And even then it still doesn’t excuse you from dehumanizing them.

I’m sorry trans FSTDT’ers for derailing this a bit, but this is something that genuinely bothers me.

John Derbyshire #fundie #pratt #racist

@ArkBien #117394

At this point I’m genuinely asking: do American cops even have any proper training when it comes to dealing with incidents aside from using excessive force?

Priya Cynthia Kishna A.K.A. Pupaveg #fundie #moonbat #psycho

they don't literally enslave and mass-kill others for their greed/pleasure on a daily basis like non-vegans do.

…except we literally do not do that. Aside from the fact that wether or not it is even possible to enslave a non-sapient race rather than simply domesticated them, eating animals is not done simply out of greed/pleasure. Well, except that one time I had the pleasure of eating Wagyu beef, but anyway… As I was saying, animals eating animals is, shockingly, an inherent part of nature. We humans are simply omnivores, eating meat is both part of our biology and our psychology. What, are you going to forbid humble bears from eating salmon next? At least be happy we have laws against killing animals inhumanely. As opposed to nature, where being eaten and digested alive is not uncommon.

And before you say anything, aside from the occasional housefly I never kill animals if I can help it. Hell, I love my (parents’) dog immensly, have a lot of compassion for mistreated pets, and even have saved wasps drowning in a pool!

John Derbyshire #fundie #pratt #racist

@KZadBhat #117352

What in the actual f*ck? When did that happen? I really want to know, as that’s the first time I heard of that.

Man, this makes me even more glad I don’t live in America!

dsar9013 #wingnut #racist #conspiracy #psycho #transphobia

@SpukiKitty02 #117337

If no one wants to willingly join and fight your war, maybe you should rethink fighting that war.

Sadly, it’s made all too clear that all those who want to wage war(*) do not care what their soldiers and civilians might think or experience.

Still, you have a point; see how many Ukrainians are willingly joining up themselves to defend their homeland no matter the costs (in contrast to the demoralized Russian troops). Putin really underestimated the resolve of better people than himself, and this “evil cannot comprehend good” mentality is costing him a lot already.

(*)Always the ones in power who have hardly anything to lose. It’s like that quote from Shrek “Some of you may die, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make”.

ares12 #pratt

…Is that supposed to make any sense?