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David J. Stewart #fundie #dunning-kruger #sexist

When I told him I was divorced and hoping to find a wife, he shamefully mistreat me, scolding me as a 54 year old man for hoping to find a wife at church.

And he’s 100% right. I’m an atheist with a distaste for organized religion, and even I think that using a church as a glorified dating service is disrespectful!

Many commit the sin of fornication, adultery

YOU SEXUALLY ASSAULTED A MINOR, YOU SICK FUCK!!! Which, btw, is I believe the reason your wife left you, ya bastard!

PsalmSeven #homophobia #fundie

I choose love instead.

More news from Bizarro world, it seems. Where discriminating against consentual adults for daring to love each other like any other is somehow the opposite of hatred…

F*ck you, Palmseven, and your disgusting “holier-than-thou” bigotry. I’m glad us remaining “disney fans” (and I use the term loosely) don’t have to share a group with arrogant douches like this.

P.S.: I’ll be the first to admit Disney corp in general is not nice. They’re greedy and mostly prefer short term cash-grabs over making their loyal fans satisfied. But boycotting them over not condemning “teh gayz” is stupid.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ll gladly continue my Disney+ subscription, and keep watching cool stuff like Moon Knight.

Brutus977 #racist

I don’t get these guys. Black, Brown, White, Asian, Green/Blue/Red (alien babe),… a beautiful woman is still a beautiful woman regardless of her skin color or other racial traits. I’d rather date a pretty african woman I’m emotionally compatible with and who loves me than an aryan babe who happens to be a right-wing neo nazi. And if you’re like me (not interested in having kids just yet), the “genepool” argument is even less of a valid excuse.

Besides, crossbreeding produces healthier offspring than constant inbreeding anyway.

Tatsuhirocel #conspiracy #racist

<@KeithInc.> #121742

I have to admit, as much as I don’t want to be nuked by Russia, I’m afraid that we’re indeed beyond the stage of being reasonable with Putin. He’s clearly lost what little sanity he had left, and I wouldn’t be surprised if he’ll launch nukes just to spite everyone regardless of what we did.

Massresistance #transphobia #ableist

@Bastethotep #121712

The sad thing is that not only are these monsters utterly abusive (emotionally and sadly sometimes physically) as parents and extremely egotistical psychopaths, but as we can see from Ass Resistance, most fundies (aka a creepily large percentage of the USA) even celebrate such behavior and are utterly convinced that’s a “parent’s basic right”. Because to them, children are the possession of those two people who made them (especially the father), and nobody else. Hence why they also oppose abortion and don’t support adoption.

It’s utterly sickening how innocent children are just treated as objects by them. By that definition, even pets have more rights than offspring in their eyes…

Anyway, you want my opinion? As “emo teenager” as it might sound, child does NOT owe their parents anything for being concieved (after all, they never had a choice in it). If anything the parents owe their children everything. I think it’s a basic responsibility of a human being not to have children if you cannot guarantee they’ll have a fair shot at a happy life.

To me, it seems like the counselor was just doing her job admirably and trying to offer emotional support to the child who does not have such at home. Meanwhile, the parent is clearly the asshole for violating her child’s privacy and emotionally abusing him/her/them for not being “perfect” enough and needing psychological support.

Only in Fundie Land (aka, bizarro world) is the abusive, selfish parent in the right here and the helpful counselor evil…

Seriously, what the actual FUCK is wrong with you, Ass Resistance!?

DavidFoxFire #dunning-kruger #pratt

Well, then it’s a good thing I’m neither a StormTrumper, nor a Republican, nor a fundamentalist Christian. And since I dislike all three groups anyway, good riddance.

Liz Wheeler #wingnut

Stop “misinformation” warnings.

That wouldn’t be necessary if you StormTrumpers would just STOP LYING!!

Don’t ban science (gender & covid).

They don’t. Because what you StormTrumpers pull out of your behinds to support your bigotry is NOT science!

Commit to FREE SPEECH.

I don’t know how many times I have to say this before it finally gets into your thick skulls, but Twitter (a corporation, not a governemnt) blocking users of their free content for breaking the agreements (such as not to incite violence) between them is NOT in defiance of the USA’s First Amendement!

Andrew Anglin #conspiracy #crackpot

Liars like you are dangerous, AA, and not in a good way.

RIA Novosti #god-complex #psycho #wingnut

And if that wasn’t frightening enough, former President Dmitry Medvedev has now outright said that they won’t stop until they have utterly conquered Eurasia from Lissabon to Vladivostok…

I’m scared now. I mean, even more than before. This really is Russia trying to form the Fourth Reich with a WW3, isn’t it?

INCELISTANI COMMANDER #psycho #sexist

HUNDREDS OR THOUSANDS OF MIGHTY INCEL WARRIORS!

Read: a dozen or so “internet tough guys” who command several dozen MMO alts from their mother’s basement.

Seriously, even if the “mother’s basement” part is a stereotype, “incel” and “mighty warriors” are outright antonyms.

Trees of Nova Gaia via Galaxygirl #crackpot #magick #ufo #conspiracy

GalvaEmperor #dunning-kruger

crap like buzzcut women

…What? What are you talking about?

No, really, even ignoring that women with shorter hair have nothing wrong with them (and some can carry it well, but that’s beside the point), I still don’t see how that’s relevant here. Am I genuinely missing something?

Doktor Snake #magick #sexist #mammon #racist

Dream of sexy girls on your arm?

Personally, I rather just prefer a single soul mate (or maybe two in a bigamous relationship if I’m feeling naughty) who complements me perfectly and with whom the relationship is based on devoted love rather than carnal lust(*), rather than flaunting a new expensive bimbos each day, but I’m kinda old-fashioned like that.

(*)although, if we can lust after each other, I consider that a nice bonus.

Flash car?

I can’t really drive, so no. Unless it’s a high-tech (& reliable) self-driving car, but those aren’t there just yet. I’m not that fragile in my masculinity to need several loud, phallic sportscars to feel better about myself.

Money to throw around?

Not really. I just want enough money not to worry about finances, that’s pretty much it. If I have extra to occasionally indulge myself or donate some to charities, that’s just a nice bonus. I have no interest in being a Scrooge McDuck who swims in money, that’s just wasteful.

Maryam_ #psycho #sexist

Wow! Well, nice to meet you too then! /s

Seriously, you haven’t met me, you don’t know anything about me and you’d want to passionatly murder me just because I was born with XY chromosones? You do realize how that does not make you sound like the good guy here, right?

Athena Kerry #homophobia

@ryu238 #120916

To be fair, that sounds like a pretty stupid scale IMO. I mean, isn’t the entire point of LGBTQ+ support to treat them with equal values as cis hetero people? If we have to admire and appreciate them and put them on a pedestal, isn’t that kinda doing the exact opposite of making them equals? I mean, I’d call myself the “acceptance” level as well. LGBTQ+ people as just that, people. People like any other. It’s kinda stupid to treat them as anything less or more than that.

Incels Wiki #sexist #crackpot #dunning-kruger

Incels have a wiki of their own now!? What would that even consist of- you know what, no, I do NOT wish to know what kind of horrors are enscribed there.

Billy Crone #fundie

@Skyknight #120753

I think it’s just subconscious projection. Since their side is filled with compulsive liars, they are convinced everybody else must be as well.

RisingUp #transphobia

…Why? I mean, I may be missing something, but just wearing your mother’s bra isn’t the same as sexually violating her or anything…

Hell, if a cis girl would do that because she and her mother have the same cup size and its easier than buying new ones, I don’t see you people complaining about that…

Various Commenters #sexist

…I don’t really get it anymore. Incels constantly complain that they’re incels because women won’t spread their legs for them at first sight. They want to “ascend” by getting laid by women. Yet they also claim to hate women and want them gone. So do they want to remain incel, or do they want to have sex, or what? And that’s not even talking about their simultanious hatred and envy and desire for “Chad”.

For the love of all that is sane and rational, I just don’t get these things!

It does make me feel better to fantasize about incels being exiled to a utopian land of massive, strong, misogynistic Amazons who use incels as slaves or footstools, but actually treat regular men who respect women with dignity and rights.

Mike Adams the Health Ranger #conspiracy #wingnut #racist #crackpot

Billy Crone #fundie

a higher evolved race

Yeah, let me stop you right there. No self-respecting “evolutionist” would ever say some thing like “higher evolved”. See, in actual evoluton theory, “evolutionary levels” are not really a thing. But of course, since you are an obstinate moron, you don’t see the difference between actual evolution and parody evolution.

Now, if they said “more developed” or “more advanced” then yes, that would be a proper wording. But “higher evolved”? Not really.

Prima Scriptura #homophobia #transphobia #biphobia #fundie

you will be in my prayers.

Once again, that’s fundie christian speak for “shut the fuck up and piss off, you stupid heathen!!”. Only it sounds more fancy and “holier-than-thou”.

Lauren Chen #homophobia #transphobia #wingnut

…Acknowledging that LGBTQ+ people exist (which is a fact) doesn’t mean they “indoctrinate” children into being LGBTQ+, you know…

I mean, I strangely NEVER see you folks complaining that “Disney ‘indoctrinates’ children into becoming murdering villains”. After all, Disney Villains aren’t portrayed as particularly wholesome people either. Look at Judge Frollo, or Scar, or that-villain-from-Frozen-who’s-name-I-forgot, or even Red Skull or Darth Sidious. All of them Disney Villains at some point who did very heinous acts yet I don’t see you complaining that your precious children are exposed to such evil…

EDIT: I’m NOT saying that LGBTQ+ = evil. I’m just trying to turn the OP’s inane logic back towards them.

James Fulford #dunning-kruger

Looks like it isn’t just James’ Ford that’s full of shit. It’s his website’s coding as well…

Incels Wiki #dunning-kruger #racist #sexist

Alex #fundie

Wow, what a douche!

Also, Belle’s not a queen, dumbass.

Also also, if you ask me, the only Queen a man should venerate in a household is his wife! Especially if she has the patience of a saint.

speculareffect #sexist #racist #wingnut #conspiracy

@Speakeasy #120374

Yeah, I agree this incident is getting waaay to overblown. Granted, Will Smith shouldn’t have hit him, but on the other hand Chris Rock making a tasteless joke about his wife’s illness isn’t a nice thing to do either.

Regardless, I don’t see what the rest of the world has to do with it. Let them deal with it amongst each other.

Robert Cornell #fundie

which is a stepping stone to atheism.

Me, an atheist: Oh no, the horror… /s

NASALies #fundie

As others said, Nasa didn’t send Laika into space, dumbass.

If you support NASA at all, you're not right with God!

I fully support NASA and any and all efforts to explore the “final frontier”(*). So if that means I’m “not right with God” then honestly I see that as a nice bonus!

(*)Regardless of wether it is full of “treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross” or if it’s just “dead space”, I still strongly believe the future lies between the stars.

Hell will be hot!

Oh, that’s good then, as I don’t like the cold.

Ball Earth is a Jesuit Hoax #fundie

Sandy's threesome from SpingeBob

…What the actual f*ck!? Am I missing something here, or is this nutjob genuinely talking about a squirrel having a threesome!?

Andrew Giuliani #transphobia

I can’t say much that everyone else hasn’t already said. Still, this is just wrong on SOOOO many levels…!

Lucas Fryman #transphobia #dunning-kruger #pratt

Norbert George #conspiracy #wingnut

David Chase Taylor #crackpot #conspiracy #wingnut

@Speakeasy #120043

DCT: They’ll destroy the world!
Me: Why would they want to do that?
DCT: What?
Me: What's the point in destroying the world? What do they gain from it?
DCT: ... I don't understand the question.
Me: Look, they must have some reason for wanting to destroy the world. Otherwise, this whole thread was just pointless bickering!
DCT: Of course they have a reason!
Me: Oh, goodie! Do you feel like sharing it with the class?
DCT: No! It's a secret.

Kerjaj #crackpot #wingnut #ufo #magick #conspiracy

showing what Trump truly accomplished while in office as President.

…That he proved he’s without a doubt a loudmouthed imbecile and an absolute shitstain of a human being?

Lance Welton #transphobia #racist #pratt #dunning-kruger

@Blackcat #119815

Also a white person here. Count me in as an embarrased white person who doesn’t believe this nonsense either.

Besides, even IF black people had an average “different” IQ than white people, I would still be faaaaaaar less of a difference than a whoppin’ 15 points. Not to mention that even then, intellectually gifted black people do exist.

So, yeah, it seems to me the only “low IQ” person here are the racists who spread this idiocy.

Various Anons #dunning-kruger #fundie #pratt

On a side note, if you want my beliefs, then yes, life IS just a pure, giant coincidence/chance. Life spontaniously came into being out of chemical reactions in the primordial soup for no real reason, and life evolved for no real reason other than to survive. And life survives for no real reason other than to pass on its genes to the next generation.

Is it all pointless? Maybe/likely. Does that make it worthless? Hell no. No pre-determined purpose means lifeforms can choose their own purpose in the cosmos! Life would only be worthless if it was “created” for a single task by some narcissistic being to worship it or be punished.

And who knows, maybe IF we were “created”, it could still be that our purpose IS to evolve. To become something greater than what we started as.

It’s like in the penultimate chapters of Attack on Titan.

Where TL;DR Zeke initially resigns himself to the Rumbling as extinction is a part of evolution, and those who cannot survive to pass on their genes have no point in living. Except Armin makes him realize/remind himself that things such as running beneath trees, reading books, or playing baseball may not have any point in surviving, procreating, and evolving, but that those actions still have purpose because it makes people happy.

I-It's just a c-coincidence! Pure Chance!

Yeah! Just like it’s just either a sheer coincedence or intentional design that a puddle of ice fits perfectly into that hole in the ground…

Seriously, that’s really the simplest analogy I have for you morons.

Mary Beaver #crackpot #ufo #fundie #conspiracy #magick

Yes, that’s fine and all, but are the “Thornton ETs” 5D space cat furries?

Asking the real questions here…

Candace Owens #wingnut

If I were *appointed* to the Supreme Court— the people that even defend people who commit insurrection would be thrown into a gulag.

I don’t vote Republican so I don’t have the glass-half-full perspective on corruption.

Emeal "E.Z." Zwayne (Ray Comfort’s son-in-law) #fundie

Everyone knows that only the true god Ra exists. Scripture makes it clear that the Su God has revealed this to man through his creation, and he’s therefore without excuse.
But because man loves darkness, he suppresses this truth in unrighteousness.

See? Makes just as much sense.

Ann Coulter #dunning-kruger

we saw with Hunter Biden’s laptop

…Okay, seriously, what does even mean anymore!? No, really, you nutjobs keep referencing “Hunter Biden’s laptop” but can anyone of you right-wing StormTrumpers even (consistently) explain what that even is supposed to be now? And in a way that makes actual sense?

As I said before, to me it seems like you people think “Hunter Biden’s laptop” is like some sort of occult artifact (like the Necronomicon) forged in a Deep State basement that uses “the blood and souls of the dead pizzagate babies” to empower the “Demoncrats” and keep the missing Trump votes out of our reality…

Emeal "E.Z." Zwayne (Ray Comfort’s son-in-law) #fundie

Except that 1) “God” isn’t its name, that would be “El/Jehova/Yahweh/YHWH”; and 2) God isn’t your actual parent. Also, most of us don’t think god is real, as opposed to our parents.

Also, I’d probably be entertained if my name (or those of my parents) would be used as a curse word somehow.

Russian Orthodox Patriarch Kirill #fundie #psycho #wingnut

FFS, Russia! What the f*ck happened to you? I thought your Stalin-esque days were behind you…

Ashley St. Clair #conspiracy #wingnut

@Creativerealms #119075

At this point I’m not even sure what the Laptop story is supposed to mean to anyone… Hell, now I wouldn’t be surprised if the Laptop is treated like some sort of Necronomicon where all the missing Trump votes were sealed into with an occult blood ritual…

Theodore Roosevelt Malloch #wingnut #conspiracy #racist #sexist #transphobia #homophobia

Today, we have a new, modern beastly mark to beware, and I would argue that it is anything and everything, with the prefix “multi.”

…Wut? I mean, I happen to take Multivitamin pills in the morning due to winter seasons kinda limiting my access to sunlight and vitamins. But that’s the first time I heard those things are of the devil…

Seems once again that the devil makes all the good things on earth.