ChurchyLaFemme

@ChurchyLaFemme

THE MASTER CHRISTOS--ESU IMMANUEL 'JESUS' SANANDA via Patrick Bellringer #crackpot #magick #conspiracy #racist #wingnut

Well, we’re waiting to see if anyone or anything grants your petition, although I’m not going to hold my breath.

Grant Atkinson #biphobia #homophobia #fundie #wingnut

Sometimes love involves addressing a concern with a brother or sister in Christ, uncomfortable as it may be.

And therein lies your problem, because not everyone is a brother or sister in Christ. They may not belong to your particular sect, use your Bible translation, or even believe in your Christ at all. Telling a non-Christian that they should follow rules set by Christians is not only inconsiderate, it’s illegal. I’ve heard dozens of Christians say that Muslims grocery clerks who don’t want to handle pork products that it’s a ridiculous belief. Of course, Christian bakers refusing to bake a cake for a gay wedding are just sticking to their beliefs. Telling non-Christians that they’re going to hell if they don’t follow the rules makes as much sense as telling a Christian that if they don’t die in glorious battle in Ragnarok they won’t get to cross the Rainbow Bridge into Valhalla.

And if you don’t like what the people at Oreo say, there’s always Hydrox.

MARANATHA TRUMPETER #fundie #crackpot

A New Radical Centrism #racist #wingnut #pratt

Aren’t the conservatives the ones claiming that there aren’t any genetic or biological causes for homosexuality or transgenderism? Seems to me that the idea that LGBTQ individuals are born that way makes conservatives extremely uncomfortable, just like the fact that some people have skin color controlled by genetics makes them uncomfortable.

Whiplash347 #conspiracy #wingnut #crackpot #mammon

Cryptocurrencies aren’t backed by anything. If you want your money backed by gold, buy actual gold. If you need local paper currency, you can always find someone willing to trade for your gold.

Consider: if the Central Banking System collapses or “resets” where do you go to get the gold that’s supposedly backing your cryptocurrency? Will your cryptocurrency become as worthless as the NFTs you’ve been spending it on?

Laura Wood #sexist #fundie

Well, I always figured the reason Jesus only chose men for disciples was that they (and he) were gay. There are three different accounts of who found the tomb empty, but it was women who were to anoint the body because women always got stuck with the unpleasant jobs men didn’t want to do. St. Paul hated women and sex in general, and thought everyone should be celibate.

In any event, the real question is: why are you spending time preaching on the internet when you should be cleaning, cooking or otherwise taking care of your husband?

Medeea Greere #conspiracy #crackpot #wingnut #quack

Why is it Obama and Hillary? Why not Obama and Clinton or Barack and Hillary? I rarely here opponents refer to her husband with just Bill. Women aren’t worth the respect of a last name? We were able to keep two Bushes separate, I think we can manage with the Clintons.

You claim Obama did these: install rogue operators in government, leak classified intel, remove good guys from government, fund/supply North Korea;

Clinton was supposed to: kill economy, install corrupt Supreme Court justices, destroy/censor opposing news outlets.

All of these sound more like things that your orange-headed God/Emperor did or wanted to do. Maybe you should pay a little less attention to Moscow’s propaganda voice Tucker Carlson.

Elijah Schaffer #racist

Reminds me of lines from the Maverick movie

“I try and kill an Indian every day; I figure they deserve it because they were on our land before we got here.”

Lex Greene #wingnut #elitist #conspiracy #ableist

Apparently for him, “stupid” is synonymous with “doesn’t agree with me.” Someone should remind him that the Revolutionaries in 1776 were traitors and that he, if around at the time, would have been a Tory.

Dr. Michael Salla #ufo #magick #crackpot #conspiracy

A.J. Lare #fundie

Yeah, they think of “could have beens” like:

I could have been stuck in a dead-end minimum-wage job because I was raising a child, instead of finishing college.

Dana Loesch #wingnut

I realize it’s not economically or physically possible, but I’d love to see Disney say, “Well, you don’t want us, Georgia does, so we’re moving our jobs, tax and tourism dollars to Atlanta.”

MichaelF and others #conspiracy #crackpot #dunning-kruger

Right. And as is always the case, the conspirators are so stupid that they leave one or more clues that are easily spotted by you and yours to expose the plot. Maybe we should put you in charge of the next False Flag operation, so there won’t be any mistakes to alert the conspiracy theorists.

Judy Byington/President Q/Secret Judge Q #wingnut #crackpot #conspiracy #mammon

Well, I guess the those in Ukraine will be happy, since with Russia under US Martial Law their army will presumably have to withdraw.

And you’re upset because Biden supposedly took bribes as a senator? We know T**** took bribes while President for crying out loud. Where was your outrage then?

Frank Niceley #wingnut

Well, since the most homeless people won’t be able to come up with $50, they’ll end up being sentenced to community service. Which, I suppose, could possibly be beneficial if it ends up with them learning a skill or making contacts to get a job. Of course, that doesn’t address the question, just as I’m sure SB1610 doesn’t, of what happens to the homeless after their camps are criminalized. Maybe Tennessee just plans to bus them to a nearby border and kick them over it, so they become some other state’s problem.

Bennett Lee Ross #crackpot #conspiracy #ufo #magick #wingnut

With stacks of clones And thick glass tanks of salt water with growing clones Which takes about 5 months

Someone really doesn’t understand how cloning works, or, I suspect, what a clone actually is. Here’s a clue: Invasion of the Bodysnatchers was not a documentary.

Matt Walsh #wingnut #racist

Do we really have to list all the white supremacists in the news lately to counter such idiocy? The actions of an individual is not representative of whatever group they belong to.

Mantronikk #homophobia

Actually, children shouldn’t have to wait until they start school to learn that there are LGBQT people and that they are are as important as, and have the same rights as, every other person. Likewise, they shouldn’t have to wait that long to find out that there are people with different religious beliefs, political beliefs, skin colors, etc. who are equally important as they are.

I remember teaching a junior high Sunday School class and happened to mention atheists. I was amazed to find that no one in the class knew about them. Different religions, yes, they knew about that. No religion or no belief in a God? Flabbergasted them, and me. I couldn’t believe they’d reached the age of 12-14 without ever hearing about or meeting an atheist. Just one of many reasons I stopped teaching Sunday School.

The US is not a melting pot, nor is the world as a whole. It’s more like a stew, with many different ingredients that blend together to make a meal that’s better as a whole than any of its parts.

Russ Winter #conspiracy #wingnut #crackpot

Gosh, who’d have thought a book or movie would have a political or sociological subtext? Political science teacher Thomas F. Schaller writes:

“L. Frank Baum's book "The Wonderful Wizard of Oz," upon which the movie is based, was a political allegory for American politics at the dawn of the 20th century.

Dorothy, the Kansas innocent, represents the nobility of middle (and Midwestern) America; the Tin Man is industry, the Scarecrow is agriculture. Mr. Baum depicted the bimetallism argument of the late 19th century waged between Eastern capitalist lenders and Midwestern farmer-borrowers through the use of colorful metaphor. Notice that the city Dorothy and friends seek is emerald green and the fraudulent Oz peers through green shades; the yellow brick road they follow there and Dorothy's silver slippers represent the argument over whether the United States should have a gold-and-silver or gold-only currency standard. (The ruby slippers Judy Garland wore in the film version are a departure from the original book.)”

The use of red slippers in the movie supposedly represents Dorothy’s puberty and her onset of menstruation. Of course, there are those who claim the color was changed because red stood out on color film better than silver, but what do they know, right?

Dr. Michael Salla #ufo #crackpot #magick #conspiracy

The record temperatures in East Antarctica recently reported by the Washington Post suggest the heating up process caused by the activating ark(s) is unstoppable.

Then what’s causing the record temperatures reported all around the world? That rise seems to be unstoppable as well. Just how many space arks are there, anyway?

Pahlavan #homophobia #pratt #dunning-kruger

You should clarify that you mean “return to my version of God and decency.”

Most public education is controlled by the states, not the federal government. That’s why Florida can pass its “Don’t Say Gay” bill, or whatever you want to call it. The only time the fed got involved in education was eliminating the “separate but equal” concept and integrating public schools and colleges. I’m sure you’d prefer that POC and non-your-version-of-Christains would be relegated to separate schools. If you don’t like the indoctrination of public schools, you’re welcome to send your kids to private or charter schools or teach them at home, and let them get their indoctrination there.

Kostyantine Lytvynenko #fundie #ufo

Sounds more like a missile attack. What’s so special about the father’s church that God decided to protect those members but allows all rest of the killing and devastation throughout the Ukraine? This sounds more like God taking time to find someone’s car keys while thousands of children die of starvation.

Alex #fundie

Make sure to tell your daughter that it will be heretical if she considers running for Homecoming or Prom Queen when she hits high school.

Fschmidt #dunning-kruger #god-complex

Was the OT god acting morally with Job? He was so insecure Satan was able to get him to torture an innocent man? He says, “Your God is a jealous God,” so jealousy must be part of godly morality? How about slaughtering all the men and children of your enemies and sex trafficking the women? The Samaritans and Temple Priests Jesus criticized where following OT morality, so I hope you don’t claim to be a Christain.

James Fulford #dunning-kruger

Which Native American tribe do you belong to, Mr. Fulford? Because if your answer is “none,” then you are the descendants of immigrants, and I’m sure there were good “Americans” already here who didn’t want your kind overrunning their country. “No Irish need apply.” “All Italians are criminals.” “Mexicans are rapists.” “Poles are stupid.” “We cam only let a few of those Jewish Displaced Persons in.”

You’re already here, so now we need to stop anyone you don’t like from coming in? Even if your ancestors came over on the Mayflower, they were illegal immigrants who were viewed with distrust by the people who were already here.

Allie Beth Stuckey #fundie #transphobia #wingnut

What about all the children with birth defects? Did God put the defects there and if so, to what purpose? To teach a child how to deal with unending pain or the bullying they receive from other kids because they’re a little bit different? To teach parents how to spend their lives being full-time caregivers? Just more evidence that your god is a sadistic monster.

Prima Scriptura #homophobia #transphobia #biphobia #fundie

We wouldn’t have to have sex education in schools if parents would bother to cover it themselves, accurately. Most parents, however, have the mindset of “if we don’t talk about it, the kids won’t ever think about it” and we end up with pregnant teens who believed the misinformation their friends gave them.

Scott Lively #dunning-kruger #homophobia

Someone with that much experience and training in Human Rights works against equal rights for gays? Yep, that was my irony meter exploding again.

Scott Lively #homophobia #biphobia #fundie

And the question again arises: why doesn’t Lively emigrate to Russia?

Robert Hubbs #conspiracy #fundie #dunning-kruger

1, The South did not succeed, it failed. If you don’t know the difference between succeed and secede, why should anyone pay attention to anything else you say?

1. South Carolina seceded in December 1860, officially beginning the Civil War (Fort Sumter was the first battle). Lincoln was not inaugurated until March 4, 1861. He had no authority prior to the beginning of the Civil War. Since he was assassinated shortly after the end, he didn’t have much authority over anything after the Civil War either.

Dmitry Kiselyov #wingnut

“We’re going to do you good, even if it kills you.”

and

“We had to destroy that city in order to save it.”

Henry Makow PhD #conspiracy #racist #wingnut

You’re right, you’ve discovered our evil plot. The facts have been relatively public for over 100 years, and you still haven’t been able to do anything to stop us. We’re so powerful that we’ve already instituted the NWO and you haven’t even caught on yet.

Bwa, ha, ha.

Lila Rose #fundie #kinkshaming #wingnut

Imagine how many abortions could be avoided if kids were provided with complete and accurate information about sex, sexuality and reproduction, and if everyone had easy access to contraception.

Wayne Brewer #crackpot #ufo #magick #conspiracy #mammon

And I suppose Wayne Brewer conducts these in-person and long-distance clearings at no charge, because of his concern for the well-being of affected people. Or does he accept Paypal, Venmo, Applepay and crypto for his “services.”

micropenis29 #elitist

Great idea. Since April 15 is coming up, your tax rate (assuming you’re not ultra rich) is now 50%. If your 1040 won’t let you do that, feel free to list any excess money you have on the “Voluntary contribution to reduce the public debt” line.

Yesgaysarebullies #homophobia #crackpot #fundie

A queer baker who wants to stay in business will bake a cake for anyone who is willing to pay for it, and probably won’t think twice about it. Money doesn’t have a sexual orientation, just as it doesn’t have a religion or an accent. A Christian baker, or any Christian business owner, who voluntarily turns away a paying customer because s/he doesn’t like them personally is an idiot. The customer will just go somewhere else to get what they want, and they’ll spread the word among all their friends that this business doesn’t deserve their patronage.

micropenis29 #conspiracy #wingnut

@Skyknight #116704

When Trump dies, it won’t matter how, there will always be some group that will maintain it was part of a conspiracy by the democrats.

Genesis and Genetics #fundie #dunning-kruger

Answer this: Eve’s punishment for her sin was to bear children in pain. This implies that prior to her sin, she would not have experienced pain in childbirth. So, did God modify her anatomy after the sin, or did he know she was going to sin and her accordingly?

Mike King #conspiracy #racist

Can you name another country that has statues of traitors or losers? Benedict Arnold was a very successful Revolutionary War general, but you don’t see statues of him here or in Britain.

Fellow Traveler #conspiracy #moonbat

Putin’s claims of “defending against Western aggression” sound like the kid on the playground who says, “I thought he was going to slug me, so I hit him back first.” It’s too bad Putin doesn’t have his puppet in the White House anymore, or he wouldn’t be having the difficulties he is now.

Scott Lively #transphobia

Plenty of us know or were kids who pretended we were Superman and jumped off a car or roof. Hitting the ground reinforced the difference between fantasy and reality. We also pretended we were heroic soldiers defending against the Nazis, or cowboys fighting off Indians. We knew the difference between play and reality, just as we knew our sticks weren’t guns and tennis balls weren’t grenades. Unfortunately for Scott and his buddies, we also realized that Santa Claus and God were just pleasant fantasies. It became even more obvious when we got into school and learned about other mythologies that had similar gods and creation stories.

And Scott, if you paid attention in history class, you’d know that “manifest destiny’ referred to the belief that the United States were supposed to take over all the land between the Atlantic and Pacific oceans; it had nothing to do with religion.

Craig Shubert #crackpot #wingnut

There are plenty of lakes here in Minnesota that have dozens of shanties during the ice-fishing season. Ever seen the movie “Grumpy Old Men?” There are so many that there are state laws regarding the last day in Spring they have to be removed. Never seen any reports of prostitution in any of them. Methinks Shubert is projecting a little too much.

Paul Kersey #racist #conspiracy

Trump’s business dealings are criminal, and it’s becoming more evident. It was the Orange Emperor himself who repeated said that innocent people have no reason to take the Fifth or complain about investigations. If they have nothing to hide, they have nothing to fear.

He should try practicing what he preaches.

Mile King #crackpot #dunning-kruger

Since McCarthy was engaged in illegal prosecution (it was not illegal to be a communist or affiliated with the Communist Party) any means of thwarting his bullying tactics was welcome. His tactics of guild by association and thoughtcrime made him popular for a little while, but once the public saw his behavior in-person during televised hearings, most people realized what he was doing. He was shut down by Joseph Welch’s comment, “Have you no sense of decency?”

To use McCarthy’s guild by association tactic, we can consider that his assistant Roy Cohn, in addition to introducing Donald Trump to other mob lawyers, trained him in most of his attack methods, along with pointing out how profitable it was to screw over your creditors.

Kaoru #racist

I do not believe that there’s anything morally wrong with it.

OK, then why don’t you volunteer to be a slave yourself to some farmer or factory owner who will work you 18 hours a day in return for a run-down hut to sleep in and enough food to keep you going? I’m sure you could find many business owners who would jump at the chance to cut their overhead and wouldn’t see it as morally wrong either.

Joe #elitist

I’m wondering if this is a reference to the border problems due to the truckers protest, causing Ford plants to cut shifts or otherwise reduce production. Since he works with computers, maybe he’s saying, “since I can still get my food, the supply chain issues aren’t affecting me, so I don’t care about them.”

federale #conspiracy

It’s too bad Dinesh D’Souza was otherwise engaged when Trump and his bullies filed all those lawsuits claiming voter fraud was endemic. He could have presented all his evidence to the courts to prove Trump’s case. Now all he can do is post his evidence on the interweb and hope enough people are convinced.

Ann Coulter #dunning-kruger #conspiracy

Remember “Fifteen days to stop the spread!”?

I do remember that, and it was predicated on the assumption that people would stay home for two weeks and, if they had to go out, would wear masks. Since God-Emperor Trump poo-pooed that, instead recommending consumption of bleach, not enough people quarantined.

Operation Q/Humorous Mathematics #crackpot #conspiracy #wingnut #racist

@Passerby #113849

Remind me of an old Steven Wright joke: I came home last night and discovered all my furniture had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates.

Sterling Price #wingnut

What are patriots supposed to do when the president calls governors and attorneys-general trying to bully them into “finding” almost 12,000 votes? When the president explores using the military, Homeland Security and the Department of Justice (HA!) to seize voting machines in selected states? Trump has said multiple times that people with nothing to hide don’t refuse to appear in court or before Congress. I forget – when is he supposed to testify?