Timjer

@Timjer

HP Black Star #crackpot #magick #mammon

Eh, summoning and binding a mere cheetah catgirl? Seems kinda vanilla, don’t you think? Call me back once I can either summon and bind a Genie or powerful Arch-Succubus to grant wishes, or even summon a statuesque, buxom, brick Minotaur girl to court.

@saintrizla #transphobia

Charlie Kirk #transphobia #wingnut

their president is literally holding school lunches hostage to push a trans agenda

Uhm, wut? Is that really a thing, or are you lying out of your ass?

Jared Taylor #racist #transphobia #wingnut

Randy Orton #fundie #wingnut

Also, obligatory WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!!!!

Also also, obligatory “what does God need with permission?” [/kirk]

“Dear “concerned” student,
Despite me being an omnipotent, omniscient, and omnipresent being, you sheeple believe that I am somehow incapable of entering schoolgrounds without permission. Despite the fact that I am most blatantly NOT a vampire.
The TRUTH is that, while I am fully aware there are plenty of innocent & devoted christians inside those schools (after all, I AM omniscient), I am still a very capricious, narcissistic, and selfish deity and proud of it! So just because some people have better things to do than brownnose me 24/7, I decided to have innocent children who are in no way involved be brutally slaughtered and sent to Hell.
If you don’t want me to get people killed all the time, then I command you to start murdering everyone who disagrees with you until everyone falls in line. After all, anyone who disagrees with you, my precious snowflakes, automatically blasphemes against ME!
Signed,
El/YHWH/Yahweh/Jehova/God”

Henry Makow PhD #racist #wingnut #conspiracy

So Henry is a Quisling for the potential Fourth Reich? Because of course he is…

Henry: "I, for one, welcome our new nazi overlords. I'd like to remind them that as a connected conspiracy theorist, I can be useful in rounding up other jews to toil in their underground gold mines."

Liz Crokin #wingnut #conspiracy

Stephanie Seneff #ableist #quack

Alright, let’s assume for a moment that that is somehow a fact. And then what? What’s so bad about that anyway? I’m autistic (and male), and I’m known amongst my family and such to be a reasonably nice, intelligent, and rational person. Which is more than what can be said about most neurotypical people quoted here…

Dr. Ken Ham #fundie #homophobia #transphobia #biphobia #wingnut

Letting children know what LGBTQ+ people exist and are as human as the rest of us IS NOT THE SAME as “indoctrinating” them!! You’d think that you, of all people, should know what “indoctrination” actually means, Mr. Ham!

The Magnificence #elitist

See, the problem with Eugenics is that, while it may seem good on paper initially, it completely falls apart the moment you try to apply it. After all, eliminating “undesirable” traits from the gene pool may sound good, but then you realize that everybody has their own, differing opinion on what “undesirable” actually means.

VaxInjuredXennial #ableist #quack

<@Speakeasy> #129190

Ah, but that only applies if you actually care for your child! For most of these “autism-haters” it’s much more simple; “what would the neighbours think!?” After all, with a sick or dead child, they can get sympathy. But with an autistic child, people will stare at them and whisper behind their backs!

It’s just evil.

<@Passerby> #129165

I am verbal, toilet trained, and I find myself the only sensible person in the room all too often because there’s so many people like you. Too bad there’s so little to be done for your verbal diarrhea. Back in my day and I’m sure in yours it was acceptable to just try and slap that out of a kid. Didn’t make me less autistic and it didn’t make you less of a contemptible idiot.

…I so wish I could give you more than just a star. You cannot understand how much I agree with this.

Marjorie Taylor Greene #wingnut #conspiracy

You have to accept the fact that the government totally wants to provide surveillance on every part of your life.

…YOU ARE THE GOVERNMENT, YOU STUPID, STUPID, STUPID BITCH!! Certainly a LOT more than Bill Gates is!

I- ju- how do you function?

peach tree dish

…I cannot overstate how much I’m facepalming at this right now, miss Gazpacho…

Quite frankly, I’m staring to think miss Green Tomato Soup isn’t even stupid anymore, she’s genuinely intellectually disabled. No, really, I mean it.

VaxInjuredXennial #ableist #quack

I’m autistic, and I for one am verbal and toilet trained, you douchenozzle!

Galit Distel-Atbaryan #ableist #psycho

Gr8Believer #fundie

You know, for a supposed “Gr8Believer”, you certainly have a LOT of trouble believing anything that’s not directly spoonfed to you by a very specific & old book…

Anonymous #wingnut

EveryoneKnowsTrumpWon #wingnut #conspiracy

Note how common and ramped up these things are when the marxists are in office?

And how about when your orange fascist was in charge?

Also, “marxist”, you keep using that word. I don’t think it means what you think it does.

Jarrin Jackson #fundie #wingnut

F*CK YOU, you sick f*ck!

Also, glad to know you admit “Biblical values” means that the lives of children don’t matter at all.

UltramanZenith #pratt #dunning-kruger

…No. No, no, no, no, NO!!!

For the life of me, in what reality would “more guns in the hands of amateur lunatics” EVER equal “less gun violence”!?

Also, “less kids in public schools”!? WTF!? Where do you expect them to go? Be homeschooled for easier indoctri- ooooohhhh…

Rep. Tony Gonzalez #fundie #wingnut

…What the actual fuck is wrong with you!?

Instead of “praying” that those dead children were sent to heaven, how about you actually DO something and try to prevent such shootings from happening!?

Lila Rose #fundie #wingnut

What <@Peacemonger373> said! We’re not the ones who keep the NRA in power and keep promoting such rallies mere days after such shootings happen (in very bad taste) and try to “fix” such violence by arming teachers!! That’s all you GOP jerks!

Marjorie Taylor Greene #conspiracy #crackpot #quack

<@The_Dybbuk> #128516

I get what you mean, and I do agree that it is indeed terrifying and depressing that a friggin’ congresswoman of the frackin’ USA does not even know what the Gestapo actually is (despite the fact that she’d probably be on the Gestapo’s side if born in Nazi Germany, but I digress).

However, please do not hold it against us that we want to ridicule her for all that it’s worth. Both because we want, nay, need to be able to laugh at such things occasionally to stay sane, but also it’s probably the worst insult we can give to these morons; ridicule them as the meaningless jesters they truly are instead of treating them like intelligent lifeforms worth debating.

To me, at least, if “miss green tomatosoup” can’t be thrown in prison and left to be forgotten by the collective unconscious, then at least let her be remembered as the punchline she is.

James Fullord #homophobia #transphobia #dunning-kruger #racist

which I just made up

Well, if that isn’ the very first true fact James Full-of-shit-ford has ever spouted! Color me shocked!

Marjorie Taylor Greene #conspiracy #crackpot #quack

he also wants everyone to eat fake meat created in a lab

…Okay? And what’s wrong with that anyway?

I don’t even have to read any of this to know for certain it’s 110% utter bullsheise. After all, it’s Miss Marjorie Talyor Greene (aka miss Gazpacho) saying it.

Anyway, now I did read it and I have to eat my words. I was wrong. It’s NOT 110% utter bullsheise. No, it’s OVER 9000% utter bullsheise!!!

I swear, if stupidity is a Sin, then Miss Gazpacho will be cast to the deepest, darkest septic pits of hell.

Nancy Campbell #fundie #sexist

I always resort to the Word of God for the foundation of my life

And that is why you fail.

God did not devise submission to bring wives into bondage. No, it is for our blessing, protection and covering. God's ultimate plan is for His female creation to be under protection throughout their entire lives--under their father's protection as a single person and then under their husband's protection when they marry.

Or, and hear me out on this, women do NOT need “protection” because they’re in fact NOT weak and fragile porcelain dolls.

Also, that entire argument does not work; after all, what if the person she is forced to submit to has less-than-honorable intentions? Abusive fathers and abusive husbands are a thing, genius…

Plus, you’d think that any sane deity that wishes for women to be “safe from men” would, you know, outright give them the strength to defend themselves rather than make them dependent on men…

And, FYI, I’m a man myself. And I’d rather be married to the likes of She-Hulk(*) than to, well, a “fragile porcelain doll”.

(*)Obligatory “wish that were me” meme from that moment in the She-Hulk trailer.

Babylon Bee #transphobia #dunning-kruger

Okay, one, being a woman is not a culture by any definition, smartass.

And two, f*ck you, I’ll eat as much sushi and listen to as much anime soundtracks as I want!

@BadAssTexan , @WWAPD & @DeanWWG1WGA1776 #fundie #transphobia #homophobia #racist

Galactic Center via Galaxygirl #magick #ufo #crackpot

…Wow, Galaxygirl thinks the Milky Way quite literally revolves around her and her alone!? Damn, talk about narcissism!

Generalorder4 #homophobia #dunning-kruger

Like what @KeithInc. said, “natural” also includes stuff like ebola, skin cancer from sunlight, various genetic diseases, etc… Nobody’s saying “natural” always equals “good” (and whoever does so is a moron, tbh), and sometimes it doesn’t hurt at all to fight what nature “intended” for us. But for the life of me I don’t get why you’re equalling LGBTQ+ to psychopathy of all things!

Kiryu #homophobia #pratt

<@Malingspann> #128029

Oh my god, that would be pants-shittingly terrifying if you ask me. Giving Donald Trump godlike power? It reminds me of the “Emperor Joker” story (*). Or to a lesser degree, “Tighten” from Megamind (**)…

(*)Where the Joker got reality-warping powers.

(**)Pretty much what if a true Incel got the powers of Superman and decided to act on his urges.

…Uhm, have you ever read a Superman story? Pretty sure the Blue Boyscout is rather “leftist” himself in his beliefs. He supports liberty, equality, justice, peace, and once even renounced his american citizenship so he can be a symbol for ALL of humanity.

If anything stories like “Injustice”, where he becomes corrupted by power have him outright turn into a fascist dictator.

BettERtoreigninhell #sexist #racist

<@Thanos6> #127937

I recognize that the vast, vast majority of people don't think like me

And that’s indeed my point. I do understand there can be people out there horny enough to like that (and with you now I know), but unless you know for certain that the recepient will like it, it’s safer and more polite not to do it.

I like to compare such examples to being a masochist. Masochists get off of pain, but you don’t see them hurting other people in an attempt to make them happy… The Golden Rule isn’t as set-in-stone as some people might think.

(Also, high-five back.)

Liz Wheeler #wingnut

<@Vocheka2> #127930

Let me clarify, I hoped Musk wouldn’t turn out as bad as he did. Perhaps I did it more for selfish reasons, yes, but now I’m not denying that he’s a power-hungry asshole.

I’m wondering, is Elon here trying to become Trump 2.0? I used to give Elon a modicum of benefit of the doubt earlier because he claimed to be autistic like me. But now he’s really losing me.

JayGoptri #homophobia

Trump […] can do it now. He's not President.

Well, that clearly has never stopped him before…

BettERtoreigninhell #sexist #racist

If you ask me, any ~~man~~ jackass who sends unwanted dickpicks to women deserves to be spammed 24/7 with every dickpick in existence. Seriously, it may just be me, but for the life of me I cannot see why anyone would think that is acceptable courting behavior. And I’m a man myself.

I mean, do it with a lover or spouse when asked to? Fine. But I just don’t see what’s so appealing to expose oneself to strangers. Both for yourself and the stranger.

And to clarify, I’m a gynophilic man myself with a strong attraction towards large breasts. When I wish to see exposed breasts, I just visit a porn website or something. But I certainly wouldn’t want strangers to spam my inbox with naked selfies no matter how many times I tell them “no”.

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #fundie #wingnut

…WAR being at war with reality again, it seems.

But seriously, WAR, which is the American political group that tries to make the poor families poorer, that separates immigrant children from their caring parents, that opposes proper education, that supports gun violence in schools (by refusing to do anythign about it), that thinks people should make more and more babies without creating a system that can support them, that tries to indoctrinate and brainwash children, that sends children to conversion therapy, that makes it known they’re not supporters of adoption, that have “people” like Biblical Gender Roles associated with them, that oppose proper sexual education? Not the democrats, that’s for sure.

So, yeah, F*CK YOU and all of your fellow far-right wingers! The only enemies to children and life in general are YOU!!

Christian Gomez #wingnut #conspiracy

<@The_Dybbuk> #127863

You have a very good point, but this is still a dilemma I struggle with myself. Namely, is using evil to fight evil by itself evil? Using a “necessary evil” may be more pragmatic, sure, but is it truly worth giving up our morality for it?

The question I’m trying to ask is, is it worth giving up your ability to sleep at night for the greater good?

It’s a very complicated moral dilemma that I honestly can’t figure out myself. I don’t want to sink to their depths, but sometimes I feel like I must if it’s the only way to stop others from doing so, you know?

I’m not expecting anyone to have a proper answer to this. I just hope you understand what I’m trying to say.

Besides, about hypocrites; even if the pot calls the kettle black, it still means the kettle is indeed black.

John C. Wright #homophobia #fundie

Is any of this true? Or is John C. Wrong at it again?

No, seriously, outside of the MCU I’m not that up-to-date with US Comic books anymore.

Christian Gomez #wingnut #conspiracy

<@The_Dybbuk> #127801

I'm trying to say one nice thing about Republicans every day, just so I can remember they're human.

That’s a noble goal, really. But I have to ask, are they really? To me, if someone refuses to act like a civilized humane being, they also forfeit the right to be treated like a civilized humane being. But maybe that’s just me, and I’m not saying I have the moral high-ground in those beliefs.

Mystic Post #fundie #psycho #wingnut

While there is a growing contempt for Christianity by mainstream media and the ruling class in the United States, the exact opposite trend is happening in Russia. In Putin’s Russia there is a clear return to its Christian Orthodox roots.

Yes, and guess what? They’re the bad guys to the entire world now, smartass.

Matt Gaetz #fundie #sexist

“over-educated”? What does that mean? Is that even a real thing? The only thing I can come up with is a woman knowing anything more than the absolute basics of being a demure housewife…

Catherine Glenn Foster #conspiracy #crackpot #fundie

…I really hope this can only discredit the “pro-lifers” as the raging lunatics they are.

Oh, who am I kidding. It’s the USA! She’ll probably get elected to some important position or something.

I ju- I just can’t anymore. I honestly don’t understand how some people still have the energy to deal with this sheer inanity, because I just don’t. What is happening to our world? Between the Republicans & Stormtrumpers of the USA, the war in Ukraine (that might lead to WW3 if Putin doesn’t get his way), to things like the COVID crisis and countless other crap… Sometimes I just want to jump out of the sinking ship before it’s too late, you know?

It’s just not responsible anymore to still have kids until we sort out our mess.

BettERtoreigninhell #sexist #crackpot

YOU DO NOT DIE IF YOU ARE FORCED TO HAVE SEX EITHER

Ignoring the fact that some people can be raped so horribly they may WISH they were dead (and some indeed dying from internal injuries), if your statement holds true, then I don’t suppose you’ll mind taking one for the team and be buttf*cked by an ugly, obese jailbird in the showers?

Napoleon de Geso #sexist #elitist

…Dafuq!?

Alright- alright, let my try to fix this:

“Wouldn't be better for wellbeing of humans everywhere to lobotomize incels and put them to work as hard labour instead?”

Víctor Iglesias González #fundie #conspiracy

What @KeithInc. said. Looking up at night one can easily see stars and the milky way galaxy we are a part of. Using a telescope (just like binoculars on steroids) one can see other planets with other moons, and even neighboring galaxies. And quite frankly, if god doesn’t want us to trust our own senses (especially our primary one, sight) then why did god give us those senses in the first place?

SIGH Look, I may be an atheist, but to me seeing the vast, infinite beauty and divirsity of the cosmos actually gives me more reasons to accept there may be some sort of grand, wonderous & wise “creator” than douches like you who insist one tiny little mud ball populated by barely intelligent apes (aka earth) is all that exists.