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Herschel Walker #sexist #wingnut

Donald J. Trump #wingnut

I would never have thought that Donald Trump would be able to write such a long text. But if this had been ghostwritten, surely, it would be not have so many typos and Trumpisms?

Sincerely,
Donald J. Trump

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Donald J Trump & Various commenters #wingnut

You know, it is interesting how even his detractors there seem to take notice that Trump by now is nothing but a madman mindlessly screaming the same phrases over and over (even compared to his old self)…

Ann Barnhardt #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy

So the Pope is the only mortal authority… but you, a mere laywoman, arrogate yourself a position to tell the Pope what to do?

The Pope has REAL AUTHORITY, because it was given to him by Jesus Christ Himself in the Gospels[…]Look at every Protestant and Schismatic church on earth – the one word that sums it all up is CHAOS

Meanwhile, deeply Catholic regions like Latin America and Southern Italy are such bastions of stability and lawfulness…

Also, Catholicism itself is going through rather turbulent times, too. And of course, whose chaos did Protestantism spawn from again?

Dr. Leon James #fundie #magick

What do you notice about the overall syntactic theme of each?

…they are all the same word class+, and if they are nouns, they are the same numerus (with the excpetion of Lamb-Mules-Horses and Charity-Faith-Good works )? Really, that’a the cloaeat thing to a “syntactic theme” there is to these single–phrase entries (do you actually know what “syntax” means?), and it really is far from remarkable.

@PHUONGIE #wingnut

Jesse Lee Peterson #fundie #wingnut

Oh, this is so true. The religion of American Exceptionalism, a fascistic cult of nationalism and colonialist entitlement, is taking its phrenetic final form, dropping the last pretenses of Christianity now that its true Messiah Donald Trump, Man of Sin, has revealed himself.

Liz Wheeler #conspiracy #wingnut

Science, the pursuit of knowledge and the understanding of the universe, is an endless endevour, for it is not a treasure hunt but a far-ranging undertaking giving rewards with every step, and every answer opens up further mysteries to explore. It is a process that has gone on for ages, with us standing on the shoulders of generations of giants, and we in turn are providing the groundwork for future generations of researchers.

Jasuuvius #homophobia #sexist

No stories about a badass overpowered MALE dragonborn that isn't fucking pathetic.

Let me guess, your definition of “not pathetic” is “super-charismatic lone-wolf Gary Stu who is more strong and big than anyone, instantly finds a “brilliant” perfect solution to every problem by the power of metagamy handsight bias, the assumption that he is the only smart being in the workd able to come up with ideas, and of course the fact that the self-inserting author making his far-fetched plans exactly as planned (if not better) without fail, naturally usurps every leadership position he comes across regardless of any established hierarchy, power structure or expertise (and any exception is purely out of petty prejudice and/or jealousy by strawmen who will be forcefully shown the error of their way or killed), never actually gets around to finish his defeat of the main villain because the author is not done yet showing off his awesomeness and humiliating the characters he hates, and, of course, bangs every attractive female in the entire setting”, is it not?

Brother Nathanael #racist #wingnut #conspiracy

“I read it in the Bible!” says the Christian boob.
“So it must be true!” the boob concludes.
But the boob can’t seem to digest that his Bible lies all the time.
What makes the Christian boob so stupid?

FTFY.

Congressman Paul Gosar & Various commenters #wingnut

Biden has likened every MAGA Republican and Trump supporter to a domestic terrorist. Let’s prove him right!

Lila Rose #wingnut

Donald J Trump & Various commenters #wingnut

This is what a speech after a coup looks like: a president flanked by uniformed soldiers and bathed in red light as he delivers an address that every network must carry.

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Ray Comfort #fundie #pratt

Perhaps the “God loves you and has a wonderful plan for your life” message applies only to the United States.

Why the hell would it?!

Mike Adams the Health Ranger #wingnut #conspiracy #transphobia #elitist #mammon

The future of money will be found in decentralization, which gold and silver automatically achieve. There’s no central bank that issues gold, for example, and the supply is limited by the laws of physics and geology, since it’s very difficult to mine.

1. Wouldn't that just mean that money production would be centralised around the gold and silver mining sites? (But then, I guess you see power concentration, even monopolies, by way of ownership of natural ressources as the Natural Order™️ and therefore desirable.)
2. Without any authority to set and guarantee purity standards, what will prevent inflation by way of diluting the metal?

Brian Niemeier #conspiracy #fundie #wingnut #mammon

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*dies of irony overdose*

Galactic Anthropology #ufo #magick #conspiracy #crackpot

One of the things that surprised me was the information that the human beings living on Earth more than 439 thousand years ago would have all had green skin! Our biology would have been copper-based.

…I hope you just mean that we had haemocyanin rather than haemoglobin, rather than proposing something as chemically absurd as using copper as carbon. First, haemocyanin is not green, it is dark blue to violet when oxygenated and colourless when not. Second, it would not follow that our skin colour would be green (or blue, or colourless) - after all, we do not currently have red skin, have we?

Wasn’t there a lot of iridium found in that earth layer, and isn’t that connected to a nuclear or a fusion bomb

No, iridium is associated with meteorites.

@arp #143946
As it turns out, Nibiru is actually Ego the Living Planet.

godlywomanhood #fundie #psycho

Stephen P. Smith #crackpot #magick

GLPers #conspiracy #quack #dunning-kruger

As the freaking article explains, the existance of a wide variety of minor blood group systems beyond AB0 that only rarely present problems is nothing new, with the Rhesus factor being the most famous due to being the one that affects more than a handful of people. This is not a new phenomenon but another example of a well-established type of phenomena, allowing us to recognise and take action for this specific one and potentially improving our understanding the wider class, and it sure as hell is not a validation of your stupid conspiracy theories.

Tommy Tuberville #racist

“Pro-crime”? Like how Trump abused his pardoning privelege during his final days in office?

Stonetoss #wingnut #pratt #elitist #dunning-kruger

I support free speech

At least in as far as it allows you to demand for the dismantling of the very liberal democracy that gives you this freedom, while readily denouncing everything outside of your comfort zone as “degenerate” and in truth being very willing to shut down the freedom of speech of those who disagree with you. Just like the Nazis.

private gun ownership

So you can indulge your warrior fantasies and engage in lethal violence against minority and your political opponents. Just like the SA and SS.

non-interventionism

In other words, you have learned one lesson from the Nazis, that you are far more likely to get away with dystopia if you are isolationist than if you try to take over the world on all fronts at once. Or at least you try to pretend to do so.

limited government

By which you, of course, mean getting rid of any support for immigrants, the disabled and everyone else you hold in Social Darwinist contempt. Just like tha Nazis. It does decidedly NOT include limiting the military, anti-immigration agencies, police militarisation or anything else related to your apparatus of oppression. Just like the Nazis.

And furthermore, you guys:
- are proudly racist. Just like the Nazis.
- are deeply steeped in far-right conspiracy theories. Just like the Nazis.
- are extremely homophobic, patriarchalist, transphobic, etc. Just like the Nazis.
- consider sociopathy and cruelty virtues of “hardness” while seeing empathy and caring as decadent weakness. Just like the Nazis.
- have a mythos of the rebirth of a mythical, and rather incohrent, Golden Age. Just like the Nazis.
- have a personality cult where your leader is seen as an exalted saviour figure beyond criticism and with no limits to his power. Just like the Nazis.
- have the Jew as the Ultimate Evil behind everything. Just like the Nazis.
…and so much, much more…

Commander Ashtar via Erena Velasquez #ufo #magick #conspiracy #crackpot

cautiousculpeo #magick

I mean, I do agree that the windigo really should not be a cryptid (it is unambiguously a mythological spirit and not an actual flesh-and-blood creature believed to actually roam the mortal world in the convetional sense, and if cryptozoologists ever want to be taken serious by rational people, they should really learn the difference, and also, seeing how this is far more common with extra-European cultures than with Europeans (*more* common, mind you), it strikes me as a sort of… denial-of-culture - “those primitives certainly could not come up with such a creature by themselves, so it must be real”. And of course, the flanderisation and excision of elements, especially clearly supernatural ones, that do not fit whatever pseudoscientific explanation the cryptozoologist wants to shoehorn it into; and it is not even an Urban Legendary creature like the Chupacabra… sorry for rambling). But with the rest… not so much.

Padraig Martin #wingnut #sexist #racist #transphobia

Women tend to gravitate toward popular political positions

Erm, are popular political positions not by definition those people gravitate towards?

DeAnna Lorraine and Lauren Witzke #conspiracy #wingnut

These huge hurricanes always seem to target red states and red districts, and always at a convenient time

It’s basic, laymen-comprehensible metereology that applies to other regions as well.

…but of course, you must not learn any metereologx because it has conclusions that are inconvenient to your preciousss economy and especially Texas oil barons

Heretic #sexist #kinkshaming

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Except it is all one word.

So yes, it ends in mad laughter.

zakaria_shalih aka Masonicon #crackpot

1. Have you actually looked into the reasons that led to our conclusions on how petrol formed? Considering you think it comes from dinosaurs, rathter than decomposting marine plankton, suggests “no”.

2. Our theories of petrol formations are used very successfully in prospecting.

3. The notion of pre-Human civilisations is far too obscure to necessitate a conspiracy to discredit it, and that would have been even more when the hypothesis was first formulated in 1757.

By the way, a challenge to “change you mind” is contingent on changing your mind actually being possible. For Steven Crowder, changing his mind would threaten his brand and status in the wingnut world, so even if someone actually *does* manage to change his mind, he has a strong incentive not to admit it. Meanwhile, in the case of Masonicon… I am not sure he actually has a mind.

Heretic #sexist #kinkshaming

@Yutolia #143596
Unless, of course, said man is a “normie” talking about being happily married.

Marjorie Taylor Greene & Various commenters #wingnut

@RealMarjorieGreene Typcal of current day Democrats. Freeloaders, philanderers, liars and cheats all in one breath. Useless bunch of weasels. And the RINO's are none better.

None, however, are more so than Trump, Maniac Greene and their ilk.

Jesse Lee Peterson #racist #wingnut

@Croquemitaine #143436
You know, the transphobes' latest idiotic gotcha is to claim “The Left™️ does not know what is a woman!” But, ironically, fundies and patriarchists clearly have incredibly bizarre and labyrinthine conceptions of "Man" and "Woman" - and indeed, in their bizarre worldview, it takes absurdly little for a woman to become as a man, or at least grotesquely usurp manhood, and vice versa.

@AbsMcFabs #transphobia

Muhoozi Kainerugaba #wingnut

Kainerugaba — nicknamed the “tweeting general”

That sounds like a really terrible general. “Ambush will commence at 9 am at Soandso Hills! Victory assured! #SurpriseAttack #NeverSeenItComing #TacticalGenius”

“passionate Pan-Africanist.”

Which is your euphemism for “megalomaniac with delusional dreams of conquering all of Africa”, isn’t it?

Boris Korchevnikov #elitist #fundie #crackpot #psycho #wingnut

So what you are saying is that you see them as nothing but a ressource to be expended, to be thrown into the meat grinder, and that you coumt on your soldiers fearing the enemies less than your wrath. I see Putin does indeed keep the good old Soviet traditions alive and well.

JohnEngelman #racist #wingnut

@JohnEngelman #143415

You are quite clearly overestimating the challanges of inventing clothing warm enough to survive in Central Europe (surely, by your logic, Inuit are the Master Race, right?), underestimating the challenges of other climates (ever heard of “dry season”?), ignoring the fact that the first civilisations emerged on subtropical floodplains…

It is so painfully obvious that your “race realism” is nothing but just-so stories based on cherry picking and empty musings for the purpose of maintaining a just-world fantasy for the post-colonial state of the world.

Currently the words “racist” and “racism” have become generic rebuttals for criticisms of the Negro race, including criticisms most people are privately aware are accurate, and which are easy to document.

Cope.

Helgard Müller #fundie #wingnut #dunning-kruger

So they’ve finally done it: They’ve managed to declare Trump the true Messiah, prophesied by and more exalted than Jesus.

Jesse Lee Peterson #racist #wingnut

Andrew Basiago/Dr. Michael Salla #crackpot #ufo #conspiracy

Gregg Prescott M.S. #ufo #magick #elitist

on the other side with Source. You wanted to make millions of soul contracts because they all seemed so easy to achieve while you are in the presence of Source. Instead, you listened to Source and ended up making thousands of soul contracts, which all seemed achievable in this lifetime.

This "~~God~~ Source” is so grating.

We are at a point in time where our planet is completing a 26,000 year cycle called the precession of the equinoxes.

Actually. there would be NO time where the cycle is NOT being completed (well, at least for quite a while). It is, well, a cycle, and indeed one that, unlike say the Chicken and the Egg, does not even have any discrete events one could pick for a start - and even if we picked “the beginning of the astronomical record” or some arbitrary “now” point in history, human civilisation is far younger than this cycle’s period, so it would actually be over twenty thousand years until it is “complete”. Also, twenty-eight thousand years are actually not that long a time in the grand scheme of things - it has happened about eleven times since H. sapiens evolved alone, up to a hundred times since the first of what we now classify as our genus emerged, and two and a half thousand times since the K-T Extinction.

Three Anons #crackpot #elitist #magick

First you have to accept that physics is bullshit, everything is made of black holes forming some kind of singularity, and literally no one on the planet can tell you why red looks red, or why soft feels soft, why the shape of the neural structure in the brain makes it look like that, feel like that.
Magic only fails to exist for you because you carry on in baleful ignorance. You know not what the world is made of, no, not even your self.

We do not fully understand X, therefore, screw what we ‘do* know about X, X is whatever I want it to be!

Era of Light #ufo #magick #wingnut #conspiracy

Ah, another post from an alternate timeline. At least this one gives us the divergence point.

Dave Blount #racist #wingnut

Human Race Survival Resistance Headquarters (HRSR) #crackpot #conspiracy #ufo #fundie #magick

Can't tell if cranck magnetism or attempt to make search engine optimisation look natural…

Thomas P. Crenshaw #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy #racist

The truth is sometimes brutal to find due to the Khazarian-controlled and corporate-owned media. Everyone who listens to the fake news is fed propaganda, lies, and illusions. The fake news puppets are only reading what they are told. Most TV news reporters are trained by the CIA – on how to LIE and be believable. The CIA is Satanic works for the Khazarian Cabal.

Why do you even bother with “Khazarian”? Why not simply just say “Jew”? Because you are fooling no one.

Juan O Savin/Kerry Cassidy #wingnut #conspiracy #crackpot

@TheKingOfRhye #142812

Uh...why? That's kind of a big part of this "plan", ain't it? So maybe something you shouldn't just gloss over? Or am I just missing something that's obvious to all those "Qtards"?

Because her skin is too dark, obviously.

Donald J Trump & Various commenters #wingnut

@realdonaldtrump Jews telling us all Loving Christ is Hate Speech...
They hate white Europeans and they hate Christ...
White Europeans are God's chosen people... Not Jews... That is why they want us extinct with mass third world immigration they push...

Why, then, did Jesus incarnate in Judea rather than Gaul, Britain or Roman Germany?

@SophieXY44 #transphobia

Woman: adult human female

I propose to call this an orbiting argument - circular in a way that completely misses the point. The demarkation of “female” is part of the same question.

Also, more tangential: How inclusive is “human” here? Only the species Homo sapiens? The genus Homo? The subtribe Hominina? The family Hominidae (that is, all apes)? Would you object to a female elf or dwarf or goblin or Klingon being called a woman? What about female sapient non-humanoids?

Donald J Trump #wingnut

we are taking all actions necessary to get the documents back, which we would have given to them without the necessity of the despicable raid of my home

So you admit that your lawyers claiming before the raid that they already had delivered all the documents was false?

they are required for the future Donald J. Trump Presidential Library and Museum.

…why the hell would anyone dedicate a library to YOU of all people????