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various commenters #wingnut #racist

You know, you MIGHT almost have some sort of a point there… If it wasn’t for the fact that white people are NOT native to America; a nation built by immigrants for immigrants!! Imbeciles!

Donald J Trump & Various commenters #wingnut

Whenever people say “America for Americans” I feel the need to point out “when are you leaving for Europe where your ancestors came from and give America back to the Natives?”

Seriously, the USA they (supposedly) covet was QUITE LITERALLY built by immigrants for immigrants!! You are pretty much ALL descendants from immigrants!! How hard is that to get!?

Lisette Verdi #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy #transphobia #enbyphobia

He will offer to heal the sick, give sight to the blind, and heal the planet. […] Humans become their own god with godlike abilities. No death, no hell, self-will to godlike status.

…And that’s a bad thing because…? Honestly, as long as the devil keeps those promises, I don’t see anything negative about that. Quite the opposite even.

He will mock God’s creation in every way possible

Well, if god didn’t want his work to be mocked, maybe he should have designed us humans better.

Jonathan Shelley #fundie #racist #psycho

Ah, yes, I do still remember those bible verses where Jesus himself called to “exterminate all jews” and to “join up with my literal antithesis to do so”. /s

Seriously, though, what does ANY of this still have to do with actual Christianity!?

woodchip #wingnut #conspiracy #psycho

I’m just going to say FUCK ELON. I never considered the og Twitter leadership “good” people anyway, but at least they had some standards. But by freely letting countless racists, fascists, and other extreme-right criminals back on to the platform (including spit Trump) to spread their inane vitriol, Elon catapulted himself squarely up my shit list.

I know there is a thing as “free speech”, but personally I think that (like many rights) it stops once you infringe upon that of someone else. What I mean is once people start using their free speech in an attempt to forcibly silence everyone else (like racists and fascists tend to do), they forfeit their own right to said free speech. Plus, by making it seem like those jerkwads are worth debating, you make them feel validated.

@GodlyPatriot #fundie #homophobia

God calls us to Worship Him

Real talk for a moment? Why? No, really, why? What does god, any god, need with worship?

Look, assuming that my atheism is wrong and deities DO exist in some form, I still call bs on having to worship them. I mean, what actual god would be so insecure in their own divinity (or so weak that they need worship from mortals) that they get furious if they aren’t prayed to 24/7? What does worship truly gain them aside from feeding their very fragile egos? Which, tbh, a truly enlightened and powerful being would have no need for.

It’s like a conversation from Dragon Age Inquisition in which

Solas (aka the elven deity Fen’Harel) makes a good point that any decent deity would not feel the need to prove their divinity all the time and demand worship.

Ron Johnson #fundie #transphobia #kinkshaming

“Heard from a former democrat/atheist” is the fundie version of the old “my uncle works for Nintendo” excuse, right?

Aleksei Pavlov #conspiracy #crackpot #fundie #magick #psycho #racist #wingnut

Also, if God is on the side of the Nazi agressors commiting war crimes on a daily basis, then what’s so bad about Satanism anyway?

…Dehumanizing an entire group you oppose by portraying that as satanic vermin that needs to be exterminated. I see…

And Russia still pretends they’re the ones fighting Nazis rather than outright being them?

Blue Angels (and Seraphim) via Galaxygirl #magick #ufo #conspiracy

…If they are the size of friggin’ Earth then a mere human would be FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR less than an inch tall to them. Do you even math, galaxygirl?

Also, someone send in Asura. We have some planet-sized pretender gods that need to be punched to death.

@usafortrump2024 & @DorothyJPS #wingnut

Saying I want to see Trump in the White House for the next 12 years (I assume fully unopposed), is like saying if I want to migrate to North Korea or live under the rule of the Galactic Empire, or the Imperium of Man, or the world of 1984. At best. At worst, it’ll be like living in a Post-Skynet Terminator world, or in a Post-War Fallout world, or in a Mad Max world.

…Speaking of the Galactic Empire; for all those who voted “Yes” I have only one quote for you: “So this is how Liberty dies… By thunderous applause.”

Marjorie Taylor Greene & Various commenters #wingnut

@WhiteNoise #145259

I mean, at this point do most the GOP still stand for anything aside from “do and say the exact opposite of whatever democrats do”? You simply cannot win with them. You do A, they demand you do B. And if you did B, they’ll demand you do A. And that’s why I despise them the most, the have no integrity or platform anymore. They’re as corrupt and capricious as they come.

I swear, I’m not a fan of the Republicans, but I think I can safely say even the most Republican of them all from 60 years ago would be rolling in his grave right now.

The Grinch #sexist

Can’t be a traitor if I never supported (or pretended to) you toxic chauvinists in the first place!

Empress-of-Monsters #kinkshaming #elitist

F*ck off. While I admit I’m not always very comfortable with the large amount of Lolis (underage looking women) in Anime/Manga, since when does it promote bestiality!? If you’re talking about furries or catgirls, that is NOT zoophilia. Hell, I’m not even a furry, but even I do like the occasional Arachne/Drider (spider woman) , Lamia/Naga (snake woman), or Minotaur/Holstaur (cow woman), which are more “monster girls” than furrys anyway.

Congressman Paul Gosar & various commenters #wingnut

looks like the plan all along was to unite the country against conservatives.

Ooooh, trust me, you don’t need Biden to do that. Trump was doing that well enough by himself.

@faithful2him #wingnut #conspiracy

Well, if that incompetent narcissist Trump hadn’t been at the helm for 4 years, maybe the USA wouldn’t have needed saving!

Nick Fuentes #fundie #wingnut

I’ve got an audience of energetic, zealous Christian American patriots.

How many times must we tell you!? If you’re trying to start and armed, violent and bloody insurrection with the intent to overthrow the legitimate, democratic government, install a dictator, and upend the constitution, then you are by definition NOT a “patriot”!!!! Certainly not when it comes to the USA.

You guys are USA-hating terrorists as bad as ISIS, not patriots!! How can you not see that!?

mrsmeyers , StayoffmyTERF & hmimperialtortie #transphobia

If a paramedic asks my pronouns while I’m having a medical emergency, I’d rather him just let me die.

If it was up to me, I’d genuinely hold you to that.

@Trini_Patriot #quack

Kanye West #racist #fundie #conspiracy

Seriously, why are people still giving this batshit crazy, narcissitic douche any attention? It’s just what he wants. If you ask me, Kanye is like the “black man’s version of Trump” at this point.

For real, screw Kanye. And I doubt his music can possibly be even good enough to compensate for his general assholery.

Various incels #sexist #racist

What <@KeithInc.> said. Just because we aren’t afraid of incels in general does not mean we want to give the few brazen amongst you psychos the chance to shoot us up. You know, like your “god”, Elliot Roger? Hell, I’m more afraid of hornets than of incels, but it still don’t want to be stabbed by either.

Various Blackpillers #sexist

Martial rape should be legal.

Now, I’m sure this illiterate dumbass meant to write “Marital rape”, but now I can’t help but think that he’s trying to say “soldiers should be allowed to rape during wartime”. Not necessarily better, just weird is all.

At this point there is not much I can say about incels that I haven’t already said. Instead I’ll just say that I’m glad I, as a single male, am slowly but surely improving my own cooking skills. Not just for myself, but should I get a partner, so I can also cook for her instead. Take that, stereotypical gender roles!

Seriously, the whole “treat your woman like a queen” thing? At this point I wouldn’t do it out of principle anymore, but solely to piss off these idiots.

Marcionite Christian Church #quack #fundie #crackpot

Permanently altering a perfect creation of God

If that’s the case, how come it can be so easily corrupted by a mere man-made vaccine?

Rebecka Fallenkvist #wingnut

Various fundie parents #biphobia #conspiracy #crackpot #dunning-kruger #fundie #magick #transphobia #god-complex #homophobia

…What the actual hell is wrong with all of you!? Seriously! What the fuck, man! Making a friggin’ child cry over something like that and feeling proud of it?! Way to be the true hate spreaders, cunts!!

You know what, this actually encompasses the American far-right perfectly. They’re all loudmouthed bullies. Confident and merciless when ganging up against innocents who cannot defend themselves, and eager to maintain the status quo where they can bully others without repercussions.

But here’s the thing, take away their power over others and they’re reduced to tantrum throwing infants like the spoiled brats they are. Seriously, FUCK these douchenozzles!!! There are no words to describe how I DESPISE them and truly wish them the worst!!

…Events like this make me loose my little faith in humanity. The only reason I’m choosing not to turn into an outright misanthrope is because of the victims of these jerks. They deserve better.

@DeanWWG1WGA1776 & @desertpete #conspiracy

Jana #crackpot #ufo #magick #racist #fundie #conspiracy

The VaXXX is there to create babies with no souls. The VaXXX kills the soul.

Wow, they must be pretty crappy souls then, if a stupid chemical can destroy them. Aren’t souls supposed to be eternal and created by omnipotent god himself to be eternal? Also, a destroyed soul obviously cannot go to Hell to suffer, so I’m guessing a lot of people might be happier about that.

Val Thor of the Intergalactic Confederation via Janet Doerr #ufo #wingnut #conspiracy

…You know, if said “Intergalactic Confederation of Light” really wants to forcibly "save” humanity against our own wishes, how about they start by disabling Russia and North-Korea’s long-range missiles first? That might give them more goodwill, if you ask me. I don’t get why, for the life of me, the USA is their primary target now of all times.

Seriously, if I was in charge of an (mostly benevolent) ultra-powerful interstellar empire, and I wanted to forcibly save earth, then I’d rather start there, alongside introducing clean energy for humanity, better medicine, send in countless robotic laborours to help with infrastructure, etc… Upending the USA’s economy and election systems would probably be much lower on my list.

Napoleon de Geso #wingnut #psycho

~~Babies~~ incels are ugly, stupid, annoying disgusting little shitters and deserve to be set on fire.

There, fixed it for ya!

John Webb #fundie

Now, ignoring for a moment the huge leap in “logic” here, why would anyone ever think that the “big blue boy scout” is supposed to represent Satan of all things? I mean, Supes has often been used as a Jesus-like character because how overly blatant the similarities there are! You know, the “only son” sent from the “heavens” to help and guide humanity and show us the way?

Besides, DC kinda already has Satan figures. Lucifer Morningstar from the Sandman (which kinda takes place in the same setting) and Trigon.

Patriarch Kirill #fundie

So, in short, the only way to avoid Hell is to kill as much people as possible before dying in battle yourself?

…I mean, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!

Thierry Baudet #conspiracy #crackpot #psycho #wingnut

…See, this is why I have a strong moral aversion to lying of any kind. Even a single, small, stupid lie can easily snowball into grand & dangerous conspiracy theories that root themselves so deep into the collective unconscious they’re almost impossible to remove anymore.

These conspiracy theorists just aren’t living in reality anymore, and in a sane society they’d be hauled away by the nice men in white coats.

Donald J Trump & Various commenters #wingnut

I’m conflicted. On one hand I really don’t want to support anything Nazis say or do. On the other hand, I am very entertained by watching them turn on and rip apart their former orange furher.

@Teamsaveamerica #wingnut

Nobody’s messing with your children except you.

If you don’t want to be called deplorable, then stop acting like it.

Nobody’s shutting down your free speech. And being banned off of Social Media is what corpo’s tend to do for violating their community guidelines.

Nobody’s assaulting you in the streets last time I checked.

Dictionaries are rewritten all the friggin’ time. Langauges evolve, after all.

Yes, and Trump winning the election made all of you jerks much worse and more vocal.

Oh, you mean how you right wingers want to lock up everyone that isn’t a StormTrumper with the “mass arrests”?

Nobody’s murdering babies, stop that lie.

Uhm, what? We never killed Epstein, what are you talking about? I certainly didn’t.

…I’m not even going to bother debunking the last one.

Donald J Trump & Various commenters #wingnut

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, if even HALF of the shit Trump pulled was done by a non-republican, the GOP would have had them rotting in Gitmo by now and the FBI would have been praised for doing its job.

Seriously, how many more evidence has to be presented to get Trump convicted? This lunatic is a blatant danger not just to the USA but to the entire world.

Anonymous #fundie

If we needed to know more about the demons, the Bible would have told us.

I dunno… For a supposedly “omniscient” text written apparently by the creator of all reality itself, the Bible sure as heck is NOT telling us a lot of essential information we can use. I mean, it doesn’t tell us how to cure cancer, or how to achieve cold fusion energy, or how to achieve FTL speeds in space, or how to build fully sapient yet benevolent AIs… Hell, it didn’t even bother to teach people about printing pressess, arguably the one invention that benefited the Bible the most.

I’d say you’d have more luck with a Grimoire or the Necronomicon if you want actually useful info.

Jasuuvius #homophobia #sexist

@Bastethotep #144234

You know, the funny thing here being that in Skyrim it is completely possible (and even encouraged to some degrees) to play the Dragonborn as a “super-charismatic (high speech skill) lone-wolf (travelling without companions) Gary Stu (a chosen, uber powerful demigod) who is more strong (a literal one-man army) and big than anyone, naturally usurps every leadership position he comes across regardless of any established hierarchy, power structure or expertise (The Companions, College of Winterhold, Thieves Guild, Clan Volkihar, etc…), and, of course, bangs every attractive female in the entire setting (you can romance a lot of characters, even though it’s mostly for show)”. But of course, if that’s not Gary Stu enough for the OP…

@DarkPhoenix #144213

here ARE “win battles by raping your opponent” mods out there.

…Wow, I did NOT know that. And I knew Skyrim can be pretty extreme with some mods(*), but that’s kinda disturbing…

(*)I mean, I use mods myself, but those are mostly for bug fixes and graphical updates as I try to keep things as lore-friendly as possible.

@Tilver #144208

He was complaining about too much stuff being "anime" so not sure he'd care about a list of them.

Actually, I interpreted his saying “drenched in anime and faggotry” as meaning that most fanfics are too, well, non-testosterone heavy. That anime itself is for “whimps”. I was trying to prove the OP wrong by pointing out the myriads of anime where the MC and even supporting characters are very badass.

…What? Even taking a look at the source page, I’m having trouble making out if the OP is serious, sarcastic, a poe, or anything in-between.

I mean:

There are no other stories like this. No stories about a badass overpowered MALE dragonborn that isn't fucking pathetic.

It may have been a while since I read any Skyrim fanfics, but I’m pretty sure that most of those are about a badass OP Dragonborn (male or female). I mean, that’s pretty much what the concept of the Dragonborn is about: An uber-badass, ridiculously OP, self-insert fantasy demigod!

Also, if you’re looking for anime with an badass op protag, then that’s even easier to find! Dragon Ball, Bleach, Naruto, One Piece, Seven Deadly Sins, JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure, My Hero Academia, One Punch Man, Fist of the North Star… Seriously, what planet do you live on?

various commenters #sexist

Why are men happy to die in war

Uhm, not me, that’s for sure. I’m not a Klingon or anything. And I strongly believe you basement-dwelling incels are even LESS happy to “die in war”.

Brother Nathanael #racist #wingnut #conspiracy

I mean, I like big breasts as much as the next guy, maybe even more so. But if you’re acting like they can talk to you, then maybe you should see a psychiatrist.

Andy Jardine #ufo #conspiracy #crackpot

If you’ve ever spotted the flaws in the story of Adam and Eve

Well, so far so good. Let’s see what’s nex-

or been unconvinced by the concept of The Big Bang or Darwin’s Theory of Evolution, Annunaki Genesis is the perfect book for you.

Oh, and it immediatly went off the rails into cuckoo town. never mind.

@deleterium #wingnut

Probably because that is an “abortion” without consent from the mother in question? Seriously, you fundies REALLY do not seem to get the concept of “consent” in any way, right?

Likewise, “my body my choice” does not only mean “I can have an abortion whenever I want to” it ALSO means “nobody can force me to have an abortion I don’t want to have”.

Congressman Paul Gosar & Various commenters #wingnut

Biden has likened every MAGA Republican and Trump supporter to a domestic terrorist.

I mean, if it looks like a terrorist, is an unreasonable extremist like a terrorist, collects an arsenal of military grade weapons like a terrorist, terrorizes and shoots civilians like a terrorist…

Weird how the 'domestic terrorists' tend to attack citizens where they are most vulnerable

…No, that is not weird. That is pretty much the DEFINITION of a “terrorist”, dumbass.

Lila Rose #wingnut

…Is said person actually being prosecuted for being a camp survivor, or for simply being part of a (probably not so peaceful) protest? There’s a huge difference there, dumbass. Being a camp survivor, as tragic as it may be, does not make you immune to any future crimes you may commit.

IckabogLady & OneOddBird #transphobia

I had constant comments about how big my breasts were for someone my age and received a lot of stares from older men...even from family members. It was traumatizing.

Alright, I admit that it is pretty crappy to be seen as a lust object from such a young age simply because you developed earlier. That’s a terrible thing and I feel sorry for you. Let me just apologize as a heterosexual man. Regardless of whether your are ugly or gorgeous, nobody should feel ashamed for what they look like. Especially if it is what you want to look like.

Knowing that I could get raped and my state would allow the rapist to sue me for having an abortion, that a rape sentence would be less than a 'murder' sentence for abortion, and that I could get the death penalty for abortion would've just made me completely check out of womanhood.

And once again, you are close to having a point. Overturning Roe vs Wade only hurt countless people across the US, it didn’t help anyone. It certainly is very damaging for anyone with female reproductive organs, that’s for sure. However…

If transgenderism had been popular back then, I would've considered it […] It's no wonder that young girls in the 2020s would rather chop their hair off, bind their breasts, and change the pronouns than be female in a world that wants to take away their bodily autonomy. Pregnancy can change your whole skeletal structure. It can make you depressed.

Except that is not how it works. Like what @KeithInc. said, in a proper society any competent doctor and/or therapist would have figured out that’s not your problem and steered you away from making such a huge decision. Unfortunatly, it’s transphobes like the ones you surround yourself with that refuse to make a society that’s proper enough to handle such a problem competently. And now its those transphobes that prey upon your mental issues and such to steer you to their inane causes.

People like you should be fighting AGAINST the likes of bigoted, conservative jerks. You know, the sexist, anti-abortion people who tend to also be anti-trans. Don’t let yourself be grouped amongst them.

Ray Comfort #fundie #pratt

Ah, Bananaman is back, I see. And just as a shitty piece of garbage as always, using RL tragedies to try and sell his crappy beliefs. Some things never change, do they?

Candace Owens #wingnut

The most dangerous place for a black child to be is in the womb of its mother.

Well, yeah. Considering how often black people are shot to death for no real reason, of course it’s going to be extra dangerous for them to be pregnant.